and I didn't think it was possible to make those two look any creepier
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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Oh shit
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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wait for it....They're gonna need a bigger boat.
sorry
(sorry
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:33,
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it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the oceanthat's what i've always been told.
errrrrmmmm......
(errrrrmmmm......
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:14,
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Ha! Nice. I went straight to the film adaptation several years ago 
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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A day late....10 years of lurking almost daily.. over 3500 days of b3ta?
Here's to another 10!
(Here's to another 10!
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:16,
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Crikey! Stay for another ten!If you'd checked in, that'd have been you and Mofaha with the ten-candle icon. It was quite a day.
I missed my 10,000 post - as can be seen by my whingeing about it further below.
(I missed my 10,000 post - as can be seen by my whingeing about it further below.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:21,
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i usually waste my milestone posts calling mr.dogshit a cockah well
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:45,
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Congratshere's to another 10 + 1
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:39,
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Ahahahaha!I think Hedgie has a cover for you...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:05,
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Has it been done already?I'm completely oblivious of the latest goings on round here lately.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:23,
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Only the cover - you've got the content!(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:24,
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hahaha'welcoming carpet' / luscious foliage
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:42,
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"Are these characters... auto-erotica?"
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sex-up Literature"){kind=small}
Ding Dong(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:27,
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it looks like she's 'dripping' taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:43,
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'hurriedly zips up'"sorry about that love"
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:51,
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It'd be carnage if it ever did catch its tail. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:17,
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All this talk of eating rabbits! Its not like theyre delicious chickins!Rabbit is still an 'odd' meat to me.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:21,
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I had rabbit in an Italian Hall, in San Franiscommmm...Delicious.
(,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:24,
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Sure it was rabbit?Cat carcasses have been sold as rabbit.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:47,
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I'd like to see you disguise a horse as a rabbit. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:54,
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It is never time for Bunny dog.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:18,
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A long overdue correction. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:13,
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It's tapping at the lid of his coffin.I missed my 10K post.
sadface.
(sadface.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:33,
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delete it, cause a scene, and then repost it:)
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:34,
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> Flounce in 3... 2... 1... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:36,
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On the note of flouncing and so on, in the course of some b3ta research,I've noticed that over the last few months, someone keeps posting around midnight and then deleting the posts. However, there's no accompanying hue and cry, so I guess they must be doing it at a later date.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:53,
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I trust you will be sitting at your computer at midnightand can enlighten us on the morn?
(
boris the spider,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:58,
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I might start screencappingand see who the guilty party is. Looks like they delete them after a few days, but before the posts are archived.
In other news, it looks like the post rate on here has stabilised and recovered slightly. Today's already the busiest day in more than a month.
(In other news, it looks like the post rate on here has stabilised and recovered slightly. Today's already the busiest day in more than a month.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:02,
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It's the compo, cock, tits and fisting jokes. If all else fail go for the lowest common denominator.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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True.Wednesdays and Thursdays are nearly always more busy. I might have to annotate the plot with compo titles.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:06,
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Christ, it'll take me a while to dig it up again.I'll have a nose about again.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:06,
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I'm working backwards through the archive (slowly), so I'll cap anything else I see. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:11,
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Here we are:www.b3ta.com/board/10858389
www.b3ta.com/board/10858391
Either that or it's some quirk of the board when it's archived.
(www.b3ta.com/board/10858391
Either that or it's some quirk of the board when it's archived.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:21,
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Nothing there.This is never going to stand up in the tribunal :(
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:24,
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That's what I mean,There's a whole batch of days over the last three months where posts around midnight go missing.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:25,
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*phones Internet Detective Agency*I'll be back with an answer soon!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:33,
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i think there was a troll who kept posting multpile threads the other nightmu's response to #389
www.b3ta.com/board/10858390
(www.b3ta.com/board/10858390
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 0:50,
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ooo.... i didn't know about this. that's very handythanks for that
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:52,
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You put your hand on my knee again and I swear I'll slap you.In front of all these people and you can kiss that peerage goodbye, d'you hear me?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:40,
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You're not mine. I have no DNA. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44,
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*bzzzzt* fetch me some more oil, boy. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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If you don't watch your cheek to our Boris it'll be RAPEseed.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:58,
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Contains a Sale of Two Titties Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:43,
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Ha ha! Fuck!One imagines Olive Oyl uses olive oil to soften the impact of that.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:50,
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HAHAHAHahahaaAh, god. Proper, heavily suppressed lols here.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:00,
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After the horsemeat scandal, news came out of how other foodstuffs were prepared.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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Fokken prawns.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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Only if you want funny looks and wrinkled noses from people you meet. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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God, it's like a Qatari fishmonger's in summer! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44,
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That reminds me,I must pick up some Nik-Naks from Waitrose tomorrow(In other news, shouldn't it be "pour elle, pour lui" or "pour femme, pour homme"? You can't mix 'em up)
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:44,
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Very good point! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:50,
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Next stop: devilled pork.So many satanic sacrifices for the sausage industry.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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dont get me started on the food puns 
it ended very badly the last time.
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:56,
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HIT HIM! HIT HIIIIM! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:12,
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Knocking 57 varieties of shit out of him.edit: OH HOLY FUCK - POST 10,000 AND I FUCKING FORGOT!
edit2: you can have a recycled 4,000
(edit2: you can have a recycled 4,000
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:18,
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VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE WITH REPLIES, YOU FUCKERS Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:39,
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Any requests?I can offer you a "fuck off you cunt" or a "nice repost", but after that I'm spent.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:42,
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I'll take both, and gladly! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:45,
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*bows gracefully* Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:51,
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you couldn't be arsed to ham-fistedly shop that 4 into a 10 and you want replies?pfeh
( boris the spider,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:59,
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If I had a tail, it'd be between my legs.But more worryingly, I'd be a furry.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:15,
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It's a gutter ham!The poor defenseless gutter ham.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:14,
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Saving prawny Ryan.
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:01,
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I like the bit with the Tiger Prawn tank. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:13,
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Forever, there will be a corner of a foreign fieldthat smells a bit mingey.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 22:17,
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It's old and smells a bit fishy...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 1:03,
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Bostin aar kidThay cor abide them darlicks cor thay?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:03,
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I say, chaps. It's rather dark over our mother's?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:17,
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Ha ha!"Exterminate? You're one of those posh wankers. Round here, like, we say "We're gonna fuck youse up."
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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I have SUCH a thing for stockings........I even get a bit turned on at the orange net things that onions are sold in.
(
jonbontempi,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:10,
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Rebecca Brooks has to scrape a living somehow
(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:48,
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you'll never get all 3 up there PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:22,
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three in the stink none for the pink
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:36,
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Everything's coolAce album
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 21:04,
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top tip: maintain eye contact to avoid attention he's obviously done mermaid molesting before
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:17,
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CALM THE TITS DOWN Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:19,
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FIRE!And candles WOO!
(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:13,
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As it is a pea I shall go with the line Please sire Can I have some more
and NNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNN
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:05,
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i like that it blinks faster when i squint PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:17,
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Well, strike me down and call me Lucy if you're not right!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:33,
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the effects of too much stylophone use Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:20,
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RANDY ANmissed opportunity? ;)
(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:42,
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looks like he just can't recall how he managed to bend down so far last night
(,
Thu 21 Feb 2013, 19:43,
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