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(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Is this David Bowie's new video?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:20, archived)
# unexpected horse in bagging area
:D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Well I think that's abut good.
So clunk.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# -ERS
shirley?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:11, archived)
# *re-reads challenge*
Does Ben Elton count as 'Literature'?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# challenges are more flexible than goatses
fact
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Haha so it seems
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Ben Elton as literature
is a challenge in itself.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Women
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A Welcome in the Hillside
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Books? Nope, never heard of them. Have something film and telly related instead:
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# The book compo is wasted on me
but then so is Eastenders Street
nicely done though ;)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# great movie...right up my street
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# ^ needs more clarkson
and yoda
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:39, archived)
# ^Cornwall right there
:D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# hard to believe that face never made it into the B3takit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:51, archived)
# :)
it's such a good all-purpose meme
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I do like this one
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha a classic
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:29, archived)
# a b3ta classic
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Woo :D
a classic
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha fucking hell
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 0:43, archived)
# Yep, that's sexed it right up
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Movie classic!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
# You should never trust those commemorative mugs
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Yikes!
(woo)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Good lord!
*fears*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# The joy of another blood sucking parasite's imminent arrival to look forward to this year
Kill it at birth!
Woo have a click :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:09, archived)
# this
plus *click*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:19, archived)
# it's coming to GET YOU
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# oh fucking hell that's horrible
brilliantly done
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# I think I'm going to have nightmares now :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Would you like a cup of tea to help?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Tea makes me feel a bit sick these days
Coffee would go down a treat, ta
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Okay
Let me just prepare it in this John Hurt Anniversary mug I have here...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Haha, nicely
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] With added Dita
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# hahah
the anticipation!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Good oh!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha
aceness.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Hah, I was going to 'shop Hawking in a pair of y's
but I started feeling a bit queasy
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# my undercrackers are stuck in a 1950's timewarp :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:50, archived)
# my undercrackers are stuck
to my arse :(
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i'm going to give mine an airing
and pick up the newspaper
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# You have newspaper in your undercrackers ?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# no, it was in the shop
now it's in the living room with my dad
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# You must have a very large living room
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# it's tiny
but i'm at my parents' house
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice .. keeping to the brief exactly !
.

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(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# A mighty fine collection of ladies knickers you have :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:57, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# What happened
in the 19th century then?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:16, archived)
# we went commando, of course
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# We don't like to talk about it
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Haha!
A tmely history of briefs
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Sexeh!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# heheh
nicely
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:48, archived)
# My first FP! Thanks, guys!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 9:18, archived)
# I knew I'd seen that picture somewhere before...!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] it's quick and shit, but it's all i've got
also, i'm not sure if it actually was a book, so i'll not compo it
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Haha
it's quick and shit, but it's all i've got -
now that brings back memories !
.
edit - definitely was a book - compo it !
.

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# you are an utter nonsense :D
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Compo it - 'twas most definitely a book before it was a film.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:32, archived)
# done so!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I'd much rather punch a shit than eat it
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# can you imagine it squishing through your clenched knuckles?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I'm practicing on Nutella as we speak
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:46, archived)
# throw in a handful of chopped nuts for texture
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# And maybe some sweetcorn....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you....You gave me an idea ;)
.

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(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Dark Knight Rises


If watchmen is literature, then so's this.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Don't sweat it, man.
The image challenge will have become "something about books" by Monday.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING BOOKS AND COCKS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# AM I DOING IT RIGHT GUYS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# HE DUN A FACE LOL
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# not only athletic
but well-read, too
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# A row of books.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# READ YOUR CHALLENGE
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 18:28, archived)
# What do you mean "by Monday"?
5 mins after it was set more like
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Textbook metronomic spunking. Good work.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo !
.

.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Also!


That isnt what it looks like either, its this: ekkopriyo73.typepad.com/blog/2012/11/butt-mug.html
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Oi, three pubes per labia
It's the rules
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
I knew I'd get something wrong....
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Oh yeah, everyone in the U.S has a fanny
has is
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Gripping stuff.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# That's one massive Snozzcumber...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# 4 pricks 1 word
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# RICKY
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# GNUS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# CURTSY
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# STINKY RUG
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# A gold star and a ride on the happy bus for you sir!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# NUTS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# CRUSTY GIN fUCK?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# now that brings back memories
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# F-BOMB?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I so hate that game !
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# HOSTAGE THAI MEAT
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:19, archived)
# now that brings back memories
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# SWANK COMMENTATER GIBBERISH
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Wanks gibberish would be better !
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# STICKY GUN?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:12, archived)
# I haven't played this game, yet I fucking hate it
/Hungover
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:16, archived)
# lucky you
/antibiotics
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
# now that brings back memories
.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:27, archived)
# you have a hard time remembering things, don't you?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# galloping senility...
.
What do we want ?
A cure for senility !
When do we want it ?
Want what ??
.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:33, archived)
# that's going on the list
i've got the tourette's t-shirt, now i want the alzheimer's one
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# I want both too
but I am greedy !
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# ^What she said
*except for the hangover bit
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# CRYING TUCKUS
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# ICKY CUNT RUG
and a leftover "A"
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] woof
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Jurassic Pork.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# that could so easily have been changed to alice wanker
you're slipping, monkey boy
*sads*
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I never even read the author's name
* sobs *
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Marmite Mining Corp.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustabindun
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Maybe a St Andrew's cross as well
clicked
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# millions of catholics are going...
?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:50, archived)
# fish! with frickin' lasers!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
# This is totally bad news
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:49, archived)
# apocalyptic!
EDIT:
*launches counter-attack*

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# You hum it...
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# banjo party!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# PFFFT!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 14:59, archived)
# OH FUCK
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# house party!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Now do Adam Werrity on the fiddle
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Can he join in on guitar?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Ning.

(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:55, archived)
# Fly fishing! Pffft!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:01, archived)
# cor! what a whopper!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:32, archived)
# touched by King Midas
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# I didn't immediately realise what it was...
...but as soon as I did I actually laughed out loud!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't resist this compo
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:31, archived)
# --first upload--i thought i hit the compo button--
fucksocks!--
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:39, archived)
# Panic ye not!
Just hit the edit button and change it there :)
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:51, archived)
# --ty,sir--
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Edit it and use the dropdown!
Nice bent cock. In your picture, I mean.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:51, archived)
# --that's what HIS doctor told him--
--the white coats don't take advice--
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 7:04, archived)
# This is beautiful
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Lovely work right there.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 11:04, archived)

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