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# You couldn't have seen it before, it's a brand new gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvlsw0bgfOk&list=UU0BA01zj4zxszi_k-7EvPqg
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:00, archived)
# that's funny
it reminds me of 'salem's lot
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Who the hell is John F. Kennedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:15, archived)
# he's that bloke who built the airport, isn't he?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:16, archived)
# He's an idiot, parents are probably idiots too.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:17, archived)
# i always blame the parents
it's their fault for thinking the children are our future
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:20, archived)
# "Get that thing off my fucking nose you moron!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
This looks right somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:38, archived)
# What have you done to this picture?
Nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:42, archived)
# here's something for the conspiracy theorists
1) after moaning for quite a while, argentina have decided they're going to take back the falkland islands, despite the fact that the islanders voted overwhelmingly to stay british.
2) a british cardinal is fortuitously booted out of office right before he's supposed to fly off to rome to help pick the new pope. he's kicked out for behaviour that is usually completely denied or covered up.
3) there is now NO british involvement in the choosing of the new pope.
4) the conclave make their decision in what is, for the vatican, record time.
5) the new pope is argentinian.

not that i'm saying anything's amiss, just got my slightly paranoid head on today.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:45, archived)
# 6) New pope declares a 'holy crusade' upon the falklands
7) 23,734,230 Christians attack the falklands with vigour and fervour via small boats with a fish emblem embossed on the port bow
8) you are a mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:55, archived)
# i know
my brain likes to come up with this shit while i'm sleeping :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Jimmy Savile just found this in the Thames for me
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Ooof!
A thumbs up pic would perfect it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Thumbs up who?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:36, archived)
# He looks like a cross between:


and:

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:59, archived)
# and christoph waltz
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:12, archived)
# *googles*
God yes! him more than anyone else. I stand corrected.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Bubbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Do-de-dut-doo, do, do, doo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40, archived)
# duh de duh duh, duh duh duuuuuh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:42, archived)
# In a warehouse filled with an old car, some sheet steel, tubing and high explosives?
Careful now....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# The money was just resting in their accounts...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope this fits the criteria...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] And a Shirley Bindun.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Nice
but ferret beat you to it: www.b3ta.com/board/10937960
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:47, archived)
# oh bloody bollocks
In my defence Ive been in hospital since last tuesday and only got out yesterday. And obviously I'm far too important to actually look through all the posts....

Sorry.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:52, archived)
# No apology required, great minds and fools
I hope it was nothing serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Went in with pnuemonia
then got septicemia from an infected IV, arm swelled like a bastard and felt like tearing skin, sorry to whore a non shopped image but here it is:

And thats a hospital gown, not one of my ace shirts....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:14, archived)
# POPEYE ARM!
Jesus, nasty week then? Good to hear your out and on the mend though.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:39, archived)
# apart from not being able to twist my elbow,
so typing is basically 1 finger on my right hand, as my left hand cant turn face down, so to speak...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:44, archived)
# The antibiotics, They do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:38, archived)
# It's good to see he's taking a firm stance on contraception.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
I was having a moany internal monologue about how I'm sick of the pope being everywhere but this is most welcome, high five!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
2 guys on the left sneaked in a Playboy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:16, archived)
# hee hee heee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:29, archived)
# haha Gwan Frankie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Murdoch gets everywhere these days
*cough* right hand side of image
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# It is too!
Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:33, archived)
# I was thinking of him off of the A-team
and then BANG, that post ^ ^ there comes along...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Crazy fools
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:49, archived)
# made a while ago but the dvd is out now so...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:41, archived)
# still not seen skyfall yet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:46, archived)
# I have.
It's not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:50, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Me either
I heard it's a Marmite movie
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, archived)
# I thought it was about James Bond


/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Judy Dench and David Blaine play a couple of perverts who watch Daniel Craig through a window?
(not seen it yet either)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, archived)
# that's exactly what happens in it.
Daniel Craig also softly caresses moisturiser into his face, like so.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:53, archived)
# he does look happy dosn't he
Pierce Brosnan went on to flog moisturiser...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Has rachel Weiss left him?
baggsy first dibs
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:02, archived)
# He's all yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Craig is too busy stroking his silky smooth skin to notice them behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:18, archived)
# RIS
also
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Some people have likened the daft last twenty minutes of Skyfall to Home Alone
I liken the whole thing to a large pile of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, when was this?
Thought skyfall came out ages ago? I'm so not 'with it' or 'cool' any more :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Happy Steak & Blow Job Day! - http://www.steakandbjday.com
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I wonder if Boris Johnson is having steak tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:14, archived)
# yay!
*optimistically forwards website link to wife*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:18, archived)
# *adds peanut butter to grocery list*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Does this mean I get cunnilingus?
Or do I have to be the giver?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, archived)
# you have to wait for hummus and muff dive day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I would prefer chocolate eclairs or choux buns over hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Chocolate eclairs it is then
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:55, archived)
# yea like that's going to catch on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:39, archived)
# "Hello children"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:06, archived)
# It's been a while since I've seen so many posts in a day
Trust the pope to get the b3ta bowels moving again.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:33, archived)
# POPELAX
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
Helping mind-shit flow since 32AD
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nostalgia and anti-christian sentiment in one!
Awesome. =D
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Demon Headmaster! :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:53, archived)
# clicky
also, surely someone ought to tell him his crucifix is upside-down
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Bin waitin' all year for this!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:54, archived)
# you knew he'd be pope a year ago and didn't stick a bet on it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:56, archived)
# He was 25:1
as well
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:58, archived)
# sheez..missed a cert' there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Mmmm white chocolate Jim'll Fix It medal
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Ooh, I could crush a Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:37, archived)
#
That I like. A lot.

Have my rather tastless effort...

(sidneyabbot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:43, archived)
# I said something like this on twitter yesterday
Ooh, I could crush a Pape!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# :)
Ning! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:47, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
I always wondered what the term "I could crush a grape" referred too? Taking a shit, having a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 10:00, archived)
# well thats what i see...
(I_am_B, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:22, archived)
# lovely boy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Another voting thread
Morning-ning-ning! Help us choose the new Question of the Week

A couple of your suggestions are revivals of Qs we did years ago, and why not...

FIGHT! - Ever been in a fight? Ever started a fight? Ever run away because you're a lover not a fighter? Stories about fighting

Getting Legal - Been to court? Ever been sued? Ever sued somebody? Did you serve on a jury and end up doing the sexy with a fellow juror? Go into - like - loads of horny detail

Too Much Information - Submitter says: "I don't particularly care for the term TMI, but I was hard pressed to find something more apt after the first time meeting someone who told me how they had been a homeless rent-boy for the nine months leading up to them being sectioned."

Passive-Agressive Notes - Know somebody who uses their Facebook statuses as a weapon of war? And what kind of warped individual keeps putting nagging All-Comic Sans notices in the office kitchen?






Vote closes in a couple of hours. 'Jim Bowen looks like the Pope' gag goes here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Oh man I got into an internet fight once and totally PWND my opposition.
It was, as the new pope will hopefully say, well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Fuck democracy. Go with getting legal coz it's not been asked before and will throw up some actual interesting stories.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:43, archived)
#
And about 5.63 x 108 cases of contempt of court for any blabbing about jury service.

Do eeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Speaking of passive agressive notes.
There's a note sellotaped to a jar of honey in the fridge at work.
PLEASE DO NOT PUT ME ON THE TOP SHELF
I MIGHT FALL!!?

I like the uncertainty of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:15, archived)
# LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING CANDLES FOLKS, LOOK AT THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:24, archived)
# Well done on your big ten.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:50, archived)
# can you take this down and link it as NSFW please
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:56, archived)
# Frohliche kerzetag, Herr Dachs!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Congratulations!
In other news - just read your QOTW NHS guide - Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:58, archived)
# bindun?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:35, archived)
# The Pope's head replaced by Frank bunny head?
Yes, at least 34 times since the announcement
Do something original ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:58, archived)
# aye right ye are, mr originality
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Cheer up and draw us a penguin, snowdrop
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:42, archived)
# how about you do something original first, petal

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:45, archived)
# :(
I liked your penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# oh go have a period
also, where?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:17, archived)
# I was joking on a comedy forum
It's like this: You posted a surreal picture of the Pope having his head replaced by Frank the Darko bunny and you asked if it has already been done. It's funny because you thought that someone else might have had the exact same idea and posted it here before. I played on that by saying it has already been done 34 times then said "do something original ffs" to reinforce the joke. I admit, I should have applied a ";)" to make it clear to you and Trev McGormless up there that I actually wasn't being serious, on a comedy forum.

Hope that makes things clearer, and please, let's not fight ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# oh alright just this once
But please remember, comedyforums are serious business
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 5:23, archived)
# They say that the new Pope has lived a simple and austere life before. Well, I found this…
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Is that the Duchess of Cambridge on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:41, archived)
# Could be....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:44, archived)
# Gayshift - srs bznz
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:19, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:29, archived)
# How to fist fuck a fox with one up your box
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:35, archived)
# the man likes foxes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 3:31, archived)
# what scares me is the actual foxy source pic
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 4:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Haha nice 'Un, Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:52, archived)
# hahahaha
always great Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:27, archived)
# good times
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 3:29, archived)
# The Pelican Yiff
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 3:48, archived)
# flaming o's
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 4:02, archived)
# Olaf 's ming
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 4:07, archived)
# Sick
of the sight of this twat
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 6:33, archived)
# CTRL+F4
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:10, archived)
# yea the b3ta retards won't stop posting them so get used to it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Ootside noo ya fuckin' bam!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Ha Ha...i got mental problems.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah I'm sick of the sight of you...no wait, you never post anything
Carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
The vote is here, doo-dah, doo-dah.

Your choices comprise:

* A world without porn. The EU is debating banning all porn across the whole of Europe. Imagine life without porn - what would the internet shut-ins do? What would the high-number cable channels show?

* A new use for deer. There are too many deer, and a cull is likely. But aside from Bambi burgers what can we do to use up this surplus?

* Celebrities/animals with vegetables for heads

* The new pope. He's dope, etc.

Insert here:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Colour in the zebra...badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:08, archived)
# we could always blend-off some deer meat into our horse meat supply
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:08, archived)
# i actually really want vegetable heads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:08, archived)
# a wise decision
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:11, archived)
# You want it so you can do the pope with a vegetable

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:33, archived)
# yes, i'd like to do him with a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:43, archived)
# can i get a 3rd post in in the same minute?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:09, archived)
# no, damb
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:09, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:13, archived)
# A seems the best for potentially interesting ideas,
though C will probably get more entries.

We'll be sick of D before the compo is even launched.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:17, archived)
# ok, whothefuck voted POPE?!?
I also want to write write in a vote for 'cats stuck midway through portals'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:22, archived)
# THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE THE NOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Sheep, then deer
We must be in a recession.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:31, archived)
# The best image comps are the ones which are open-ended enough to provide for wide interpretations
So not The Pope. People will be posting plenty of images with him regardless.
(User #86772, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:10, archived)
# and it's bindun so many times before
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:39, archived)
# And is going to happen anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:42, archived)
# no
it looks like the Pope's old rope



And probably a TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 2:01, archived)
# After scrolling up the board, I put my assertion forwards once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:17, archived)
# a world without porn will probably be loads of pics of guys
with skinny arms and massive distended bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Which for someone, somewhere, WILL actually count as a form of porn.
.
.
And so the circle is complete...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] One from the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:06, archived)
# not one single good idea there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:06, archived)
# See also

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:59, archived)

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