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(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:49, archived)
# 'H'? I don't get it ;D
Seriously though, FP THIS NOW
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# yeah, forgot to tick "apply to all frames" when I fixed the text
fixed now :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
I was thinking the same, h, H, h, H, What does it mean?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Smokin'!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# :D
"SS"-Single Spheroid
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:58, archived)
# He seems so proud. Nice work
Always been a fan of Newton, but I've read more about the man recently and became more fascinated by him than previously. True genius
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# To this day his public speaking is studied.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09, archived)
# BBC2 9pm Tonight.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Did much early work on calculus.
And hung people for debasing the coinage.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
LOVE the shorts (can't be arsed to type in Leider wotsists!) :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# he looks lovely in them, no idea why he banned their publication for so many years
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Jeeesus! Hahahahahahaha
I thought you'd added 'em Toastie!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:32, archived)
# there's only 5
but could we squeeze a mini-compo out of 'em?
hmmm
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Oh god yes :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# KRACHLEDERNE!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# The man is a stud.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Shorts in snow.
FTW!
He's so cool.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahahah fucking hell
hahahaha
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Yes! Love this
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Bloody brilliant.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Arf! and a relevant video
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Just beautiful.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:30, archived)
# *swing* *swing *swing* quite hypnotising
Woo and Yay!
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I see what he did there.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
looks like the invisible pigeon has been there earlier too?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Well, I didn't see him.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:49, archived)
# :D
wailaapoydp
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Pffft.
knob-shaped wee stain.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, archived)
# It's the Doctrine Of Signatures
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# strikes again :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] No one came to his party :(
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:44, archived)
# :(
They would have been very impressed
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Bless! :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:49, archived)
# aww :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# haha, that's ace
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# aaaw
*hugs* :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Even a balloon didn't cheer him up
(, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Great British Sewing Bee


Click for bigger (71 kb)

Not a superpower, so not compo'ed for my own safety.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Heh...
That programme is just the daftest thing out there.

Utter dross, yet strangely compelling.

Although anything that gives Winkelman the oxygen of publicity is automatically a bad thing.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)
# I'm applying for "The Great British Taking The Bins Out"
I've been practising taking two bins out at once. Going to go for three this weekend.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I thing of terror
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
"see how they move like a fuuuuuck!"
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# that is properly terrifying :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, archived)
# hahahah...
Bee afraid... Bee very afraid.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# greaty greaty
this is wonderful
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Woah! Holy shit that's awesome!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:09, archived)
# "YOU COME BACK NOW! YOU EAT IN MY RESTAURANT!! YOU PAY PILL! NOT RUN AWAY WITH NO BILL! PAY BILL NOW!"
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Colin Crab and his Magic Fish
9.00am to 5.00pm Mon to Friday .Sat 10.00am to 4.00pm .Sundays -CLOSED

i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/congrats/FISH-AND-HOOP-PORTAL-z.gif
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Oh yes.
Magic!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I think Colin Crab is wasted on the ocean floor
He should approach the Magic Circle and impress them with his crustacean talents
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:39, archived)
# haha
As his manager,I'll follow that up for him...this solo trick can't support him forever :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Excellent
Lovely work
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:46, archived)
# the perfect double act :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] the power of smug
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, archived)
# no comments?
I love it *click*
have a woo and a yay and the other one!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# it's ok
i get very few comments.
it's either because I'm invisible (super powers, woo!), or the world is scared of me.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Smug cant
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# well, I like it = )
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 0:13, archived)
# well cheers and ta.
(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Bless Him
*click*

(would we like cats as much if they weren't smug?)
(, Sun 14 Apr 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
ding dong the witch is dead
but that joke's already been said
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, archived)
# OPA THATCHER STYLE
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# is she dust yet?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:27, archived)
# MAGGIE THATCHER WORM HATCHER
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
Racist worms that plot to take over third world countries?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Never mind the threat of nuclear conflict, an elderly lady has died!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher died at the Ritz while having the shits
She also fucked kids
*and Jimmy Saville
Trufax
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Let's hope the weather is shit next Wednesday
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Take heart. Gordon Brown's still alive.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Gordon's Al....
/ac
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# This week the scientist that invented the Mr Whippy ice cream and bought joy to millions of children passed away.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# she's on best slab in the morgue
all the trimmings
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:53, archived)
# No news week.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Contains free pair of North Korean marching heels
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# best viewed through someone else's raised mobile phone screen
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
I just read that :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Maggie finally bought the farm
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Thatcher 'to be buried in gold coffin with cigars and royal marine beret'
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I bet that'cher thought we'd be making the obvious joke this week.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Breaking the newsletter strike like the scabs we are.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Even Cameron and Blair agree on the 'Ding Dong' bit.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Mandela outlives Thatcher. No Reason...
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Found, compo, etc., etc.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Amayzin colour-changin powerz!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# It's a whole terrorist cell...
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:23, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You make my day Baz :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# I live but to serve, comrade.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)))
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:39, archived)
# that one, bottom left
is missing round our way. got a flyer posted through me door the other day.
I can let them know he's in new york.
thanks.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Oh it's all smoke and mirrors.
Oh no it's shit memes and lightsabers - I always mix those up.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:56, archived)
# That's one resilient puppy.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Hmm this is good but
I feel it would be better if you hadn't animated it, and just put text on it saying "Can electrocute"
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:57, archived)
# ^ What Tubs said ^
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:03, archived)
# You've not actually said what the cat can do
;)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:03, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha yay
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Does the kitten have X-ray vision?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:05, archived)
# That's shockin'.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Cool!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Very nice
Is that kitten called Sylar?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:24, archived)
# could be -- he's got that monobrow thing going on :P
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:40, archived)
# haha
he seems to fascinated with the power he wields
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Blanka the kitten :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Our cat can do that
Gives us little static shocks now and then.

Evil kitty.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Yues!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Win :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:35, archived)
# You:
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# FP this now!!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Ok, stop now
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Naaah let's keep em coming.
Bet he gets bored before we do.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# And why does the ignore button exist again?
Oh yeah, now I remember.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Don't get angry at the womble, it only makes it stronger.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
# yes, Barry convinced me otherwise
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha! :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:02, archived)
# So you're basically saying
That I need to try harder.

Gee.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:05, archived)
# take a breather, read the FAQ and come back with more funnies
ideally with a little more photoshop effort
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:08, archived)
#
But I don't have photoshop. I can only afford paint..
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:09, archived)
# there are loads of free alternatives...
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks
And thanks.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Fabulous work that man!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Next do a spider that can teleport.
But only inside human mouths.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Why don't you just read the FAQ and play nicely, instead, eh?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Whoa
Didn't expect to inspire such vitriol.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Do a telepathic marmoset!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Vitriol? I think they're all great and totally deserve to take up half the unarchived board.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ACE!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Except depth perception
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
CAN TOAP
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)
# As long as he doesn't try to chew all the bones he sees
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Smudgie
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# so gonna to get stepped
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:26, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:30, archived)
# I prefer it when it when b3ta's dead
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)
# I'd rather people were doing something as it encourages replies and banter.
even if it is stumbling about :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:35, archived)
# That famous axiom of "picture on which you spent ages vanishes with nary a ripple, while a threadwaste or TOAP gets the entire board wading in"
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# yeah, all these pictures we sweated buckets over, lost like tears in the rain
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Yep.
Currently sweating buckets meself...
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:02, archived)
# yeah, we got the joke the first time
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Also known as 'flying'
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Slider
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Can add text to picture
Can post in multiple threads
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# My pictures
and text are carefully considered. It would not be in my character to make a cynical attempt at humour.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Post this one again for maximum comedy effect!
;)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# SPG? :)
yes!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Brute Wayne?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:08, archived)
# must be quite expensive keeping a pet gorilla
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Not for Bruce Wayne.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:30, archived)
# this is true
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Topically, I just had a press release from Twycross Zoo:
"Twycross Zoo is incredibly pleased to announce that we have a new baby bonobo! The tiny tot was born on 20th February, and since Twycross Zoo is the only Zoo in the UK to care for this endangered ape this is an incredibly important birth for us and the European Breeding Programme of the species! Experts predict Great Apes will be extinct in the wild in less than 20 years' time, so every single ape birth is precious."

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeop
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:06, archived)
# groundhog you idiot
not hedgehog.

FFS, i though the easter holidays had finished?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:21, archived)
# No it's 2 weeks!
Dolphin will go back to the sea on Monday
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# bless :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Makes me itch every time :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:31, archived)
# This is always superb!
*clicks again*
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Love this.
:)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
The poor little thing
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] those bastard snails don't stand a chance now...
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Nice work
I think that dolphin ruined your chances of deserved replies.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# thwarted by a dolphin, yet again...
also, a good excuse to use the word 'thwarted' so not all is lost.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:41, archived)
# A turban with earholes?
Someone's been watching the Great British Sewing Bee
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
# The Great British Sewing Bee?
Is that some form of exotic local fauna?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Who do you think makes all those patchwork fields?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:50, archived)
# it's the sensational new telleyvisual program that everyone is talking about.
apart from their are only talking about claudia winklemans fringe so i doubt it'll be around for a second series.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Ha!
That's lovely, Elvis.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Lully
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
I waited for a minute for it to animate. Is that a Gypsy Gerbil?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:32, archived)
# haha
tell you what...it's amazing what they can see in a marble :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Men in Black?
Loved the ending to that film for so many reasons
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Smashing Elvis!
:D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Super-GlowingKnob-Frog
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Super Glowing-Knobfrog Expelling Mighty Spluffcharge
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Lucozade is a trademark
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:19, archived)
# great for those night-time rendezvous' :)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Genuine officelol
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Nice illustration work mate
:)
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:43, archived)
# BIGGER!!
:(
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:02, archived)
# I don't know why this is funny.
Oh yes I do. Woo!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:24, archived)
# the thing I love about freebase is...
freebase hangs out

he's just so flexible!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Indeed! And versatile....

(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:39, archived)
# wowsers!
why am I aroused?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:06, archived)
# It's Friday. Aren't we all?
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:07, archived)
# good point
*pats point*
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd heard about superbugs, but I'd never seen one.


Till now.



(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 6:14, archived)
# Haha, that's great.
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:00, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# pffft!
Ace!
Nings b3ta
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:05, archived)
# Ta! And 'nings back
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# that's one super bug alright! :D
*click*
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
# Gracias!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
*click click click*
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Ta ta ta!
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# haha...excellent :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Cheers Elvis. That means a lot.
*wells up
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 10:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)

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