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(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# What's the president got against Tim Westwood?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# 'up'
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Good one - click
(and can be used for the Jolly Jack meme!)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] let him have it , cant stand tim westwood

also have light a roasting for compo.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish the world were backwards


Click for bigger (186 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody left wing daily mail.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Actual lol
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Consider yourself lucky if this makes no sense to you.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:02, archived)
# The trouble with Mum...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Mark Steel
Steal Mark?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# mmm fleshy (not a challenge entry)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Is that stuffed crust?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# oh, it's got cheese in there somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Wasn't sure where to put this as I'm not a pictures person so I hope PedroHin won't mind.
I'm sure lots of people remember b3tan Greg Evigan who wrote about his terminal illness earlier in the year. Unfortunately he passed away on 29th August. Further details here.

I'm not posting this with the intention of being mawkish or leaping on people's grief, I just don't particularly like the idea of a b3tan's death going unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
For what it's worth I extend my condolences
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# In b3tan style....^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# :(
Is always sad.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# :(
Gaz the mods, they might put it in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Aw.... not another one.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Goatse pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding-Dong...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
Waiting for my post at the mo' - think I'll just hide behind the settee just to be safe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:00, archived)
# you must be on crack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

idiots would even fuck that up... (just kidding of course)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Mr Bumfluff must have been a real catch
for her to agree to take his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Well, I think her parents, Larry and Glenda Assmeat might want to discuss that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The mermaids would look funny.....
.... and would probably be more funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:54, archived)
# oh lord, ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Forwards and onwards
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Reverse you say
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha she done a trump!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Arms are a bit toooo hairy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] People keep moving the goalposts
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
He's down...he's down! Changing mags!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:10, archived)
# first past the post GETS IT
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Excellent
Culling tories to prevent the spread of cuntery
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Ha - how true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:28, archived)
# He has the vile one in his sights.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I do like this hugely - and the beauty of it
is that you can simply swap it to any of the other Tory feckers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:36, archived)
# or even ALL of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:42, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Beautifully done!
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Let's zoom in a bit...

EDIT: Inspired by Captn's post - ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Reverse Gear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Great stuff Moleypoos!
:) *kcilc*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Same time next week then yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Love this!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] There's not many...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha
this should be an ace compo :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# love the "err"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# I like this compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# In Soviet England...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:49, archived)
# :D
*Stands to attention*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, repost time!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Straw hats
are this year's must have for the fashion conscious
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Nicely..
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# not sure why i'm laughing at this or what i'm laughing about
but [clicked] anyhoo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, everything seams in order...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# FAKE - no bum ring
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# bugger,
so close....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFT
coffee all over screen

nice bruv , NICE
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# giggle
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# In through the out door.
I love a bit of Led Zep, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
Hot to trot

Wasn't originally intended as a Jeremy post - but hey ho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! This wasn't originally intended as a Hitler post - but heil ho ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)
#
arf. he does love those guys
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Guffaw!!
He looks so proud that he's made a few people happy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:55, archived)
# 6,000,000 is more than a few....
000000 is more than a few....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Alton Towers can't even manage that
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# They could certainly learn a thing or two...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Imagine if Alton Towers used Nazi efficiency to shorten the queues!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# And how realistic the Haunted House would be :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# A better world....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] In Rand McNally...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Hello!

Every week, we ask you a new question, and the best answers go into the newsletter.

Here are the best of this week's suggestions:

I'm an idiot: Expose yourself for the bell-end that you are. What have you done to mark yourself out as a complete twunt?

Weddings II: I'm getting married this weekend, and everybody is getting enough cake and exotic cheeses to feed a small army. Tell us tales of weddings, stag nights and hen parties

Irrational People: Freddie Woo tells us "I'm having to drive 500 miles to pick up my son from from ex's house this week because she won't let him take the train in case he gets off at the wrong station. He's 19 years old and has A-Levels and everything." - Tell us about illogical and irrational people.





Got a suggestion for a future question? TELL US!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# All of the above, easily rolled into one!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Are we invited to the wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Congratulations!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# married?
someone actually loves you???
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Haha
She loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# ...and I love you too
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:55, archived)
# I fucking hate frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# *turns webcam off*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:19, archived)
# moob-rubbers.com
they love it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:42, archived)
# sexier than reading 50 shades
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .gninevE
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# say what you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# i like the name 'Taebgorf'
sounds very sci-fi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Sounds very Welsh to me
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:09, archived)
# regular name nicked in 3 2 1
or, in reverse, regular name kept safe by a kind passing stranger =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ...or comedy account to be used as backup
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:51, archived)
# meh
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# You fucker hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:39, archived)
# just gaz me at this account when you want it changed back
I did it out of love
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Thanks :-X
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHA! Take that! Footballer!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] About time officer...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# haha that tickled me alright :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:54, archived)

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