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# I'm petitioning for inclusion in the Oxford Dictionary.
This is an outrage!

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# 'Prandial' would use those letters.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# acute postprandial upper abdominal distention?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Big lunch tummy!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# heheheh
too much star trek today, i was quoting McCoy
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# thanks
you just helped me score 73 points
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# \o/
Yay!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# if anything, it should be hyphenated
and scrabble does not permit hyphenated words
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:16, archived)
# OK
maybe I'm just not good at scrabble
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# but Anal-drip is a real thing and people should be informed
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
# spread the word, even if it is hyphenated!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
#

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:56, archived)
# haha
perfect example!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Noooooooo.......
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Know where to get refills now
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Aawww look at the floofy little chickkykat
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Farmer has three hands - photos on page 5
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# ...and a weird cock (see centre pages)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:40, archived)
# is megan fox holding the foot?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# She could hold my foot anytime she likes, if you know what I mean!
if you know what I mean!Well when I say foot it's not really a foot it's more like a hoof.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I dun wun

S'not as good
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] He's nice! Not like the thing below:

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:54, archived)
# And don't think you'll be safe in the water either...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Eeep!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# the last word in supervillain accessories
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# A little something for Hallowe'en.


And I bet you thought I was going with "Witch?"
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# They're not vhitches, they're whampires
except for the last one, which is a travesty
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:33, archived)
# + + TRUTH ACCEPTED! + +
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] so i searched this on google... I don't see what the fuss is all about?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# A cup of chickory?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Not MORE henchai on /board :(((
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# *ogles*
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:20, archived)
# I do hope that's not actually a word
and I'm too scared to check at work
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:03, archived)
# just checked -
ogle - g()l/
verb 3rd person present: ogles

1.
stare at in a lecherous manner.
"he was ogling her breasts"
synonyms: leer at, stare at, gaze at, eye, make eyes at, make sheep's eyes at; More
informaleye up, give someone the glad eye, give someone a/the once-over, lech after/over, undress with one's eyes, give someone the come-on;
informalgawp at, gawk at;
informalperv on
"he'd been ogling her ever since she'd entered the room"

noun
plural noun: ogles

1.
a lecherous look.
"a vaguely erotic ogle"


Sheep eyes? WTF?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:53, archived)
# I think Drimble meant 'henchai', which is probably a weird Japanese fetish involving squid and ropes.
which is probably a weird Japanese fetish involving squid and ropes.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:57, archived)
# was gonna say...
i'm not sure if i'm brave enough to check that one...
still, sheep eyes is an expression i've never heard of... is it welsh?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
# GAWP certainly sounds like a bird noise more than something emanating from a sheep
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:04, archived)
# "Mum! Mum, he's doing that 'sheep eyes' thing again! Mum! Make him stop!"

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# we already had some clopping on /board
edu.b3ta.co.uk
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:00, archived)
# *googles*
Ha! ....What? ....Oh!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# of all the things he's seen in his life...
he can still get shocked.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha! That's great!
Nice logo too.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] morning
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Heheh
That could have worked with last week's compo too.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Yeah :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# nicely!
..
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:35, archived)
# RIP GAZZA
wiv da anglers

(clikt)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bananananas
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Nice work Drimble :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 4:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Haha! Great stuff.
OLD BILL!
:D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:48, archived)
# o/
Thanks all, sorry to post and run sleep :)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46, archived)
# If he wants more nuts - who's gonna argue?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
# a relative?

(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:11, archived)
# I'd be angry too if my cobblers spent all day every day bouncing along on the ground.

(also a little bit proud)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 2:17, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 8:19, archived)
# awwww
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 3:49, archived)
# I had a little puppy His name was Tiny Tim I put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim ...
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Tiny Tom, Shirley?
This deserves more replies, nice work.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Cut some capers, man!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# brought to you by the scottish tourist board
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:09, archived)
# They dont seem pleased to see each other!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] When Chickens and Mutagens Collide.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I look down on him because I'm Upper Class.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:24, archived)
# i know my place :(
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# O-HEN-SAMA NEVER FORGIVES!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Is that a chick-knife? (Because it sounds a bit like flick-knife. That's it. That's the joke. Do you get it?)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Thumb slash, ba-gawk, chook with a shiv-y, you're fucking with the hen from the big bad city.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Jam Hot!
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 1:17, archived)
# Nothing like buggering up your own stuff....
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# '
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:52, archived)
# I'm trying to have a wank here
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# genuine lol
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
# I'm going to throttle that chicken's head!
But first I'm going to have to ask Ceiling Cock to leave.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Banbury Cross --->
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear.

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh dear.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:28, archived)
# oh if i had a spang, i'd give you it! woo!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
You silly sausage!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# heheheh
loon : D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:19, archived)
# + + SPANG TUBING TEMPERATURES OPTIMISED + +
EDIT: Chickens AND spanging - together at last;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyKywWvlCE
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Thirty Helens agree!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:13, archived)
# :D "You can't pay TOO much for a GOOD pair of shoes!"
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# I got it. yay!
But why does that chicken have such a small head?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Because it's an orpington!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Impressive chicken knowledge, sir ;)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# It has a pretty small head even so
might be an ultra-orpington.
Eventually we plan to breed away the vestigial heads completely.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:17, archived)
# *puts down b3ta*
*backs away slowly*
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Huzzah!
I took too long then....
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
...and SPANG!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Oh dear indeed.
{:-)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] He he. It's a bit big, sue me.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# she's a chickenhawk!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# i just got a chicken-themed birthday card
with a little chicken badge on it :)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
# There used to be a B3tan
called Chickenlady. She was really nice. She'd have loved this challenge.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:13, archived)
# she posted in qotw quite a bit, haven't seen her around in ages
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
# I rarely go to QOTW
There be dragons.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# i love dragons!
and now i must away!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Last seen about a year ago
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# A wand-maker went to a wizards' accessories-makers convention recently
He parked his car and went to the back door of the venue but a guard told him "Sorry mate, go round the front, this is the staff entrance."
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
# That took me too long.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:08, archived)
# You're a wrong person
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Oh FFS
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Noooooo!
I'm kind of expecting Roadrunner to dash over the horizon now
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# good
i hate that character
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 18:35, archived)
# And the quarterback IS toast
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I...
...liked, I say liked this.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# why did the chicken make the lady cross?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I'm not sure why, but I reckon prodge has a dog that looks like this.
but I reckon prodge has a dog that looks like this.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
#
has a dog that
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# arf arf
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Ha! that's ace :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:01, archived)
# your canine duster bewilders me
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# At least it will be able to reach those cobwebs high in the corners of the room :)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# *DISTURBING THOUGHTS ALARM*
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# lovely
:D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:16, archived)
# oh pedro, what have they done to you?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# he's in his chicken suit
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# A chug.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)
# It would make a horrible noise, I'm sure
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Yep.
And lay dog eggs around the house.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Fluffy, friendly... and he eats bugs!
Yours fer a tenner!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# There is no chicken, only Zuul.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Very very silly.
{:-)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i'd stroke it, but i am afeared of the pecky mouth parts
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys...
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# not as much as i should
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:38, archived)
# something about hermaphrodites
excellent shop woo
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# You too eh?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# No, the second C in CaC doesn't stand for Chickens..
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Catkin!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Feline fowl.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# great shop
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I want one
as long as it can be milked
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# The milk tastes like a cross between cat milk and chicken milk, but without the sweetness.
but without the sweetness.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Kit-hen?
Nice work.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Sorry - Just seen the pictures of Cameron at the Hinkley nuclear plant
and couldn't help myself.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)
# please let him suffer radiation poisoning
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I bet he was miming ...
...
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# tone-deaf fuck that he is
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Problem is, he just doesn't listen...
Or everything is drowned out by his maniacal, kitten-taunting, orphan-impoverishing giggling.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# that utter cunt!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# none of these people is Chinese
I think
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Excellent post.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# :D
cameron and his bullingdon 'fags'
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 19:39, archived)
# He really looks the part
assuming the part is 'buffoon'.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Is he working for EDF now?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# hi I can actually art now
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:53, archived)
# This
Is good artz.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
# ty
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:15, archived)
# yes. yes you can.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I've been practicing
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Plays at reich back.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# haha nein
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
# haha I like all of these
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Looks nothing like Sagna
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# looks like your mum he does
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:15, archived)
# That is rather lovely
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# A good trick if you can do it.




C'mon ... we've all been there.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
# I find the whole thing hard to swallow.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:19, archived)
# ^what he said
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Love the way she laughs at it ! :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# just as well, really
;)
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# The color purple
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# This is fucking classic
And I keep it my special folder
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The reason why he was sad
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# "even time-travelling chickens won't eat my bread"
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Pfft.
Quite like Keanu Reeves.
His wobbly accent from 'Dracula'occasionally returns to haunt me, but he seems like a thoroughly decent bloke.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# he did a reddit AMA thing..he seems like a nice bloke
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# he was good in this
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Woah.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# most righteous
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:37, archived)
# translation: would
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Welcome to our new energy suppliers!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# this only spurs me on to harness the power of my own farts
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# ^this
hard.

tis a sad day when the guvmint are so deep up their own arses that getting a French energy firm to run a nuclear power station built by the Chinese in Blighty doesn't faze them in the slightest. Mind you, most people these days are so cathartic, they don't really give a shit as long as the x-factor is on telly.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# idiocracy, innit?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:02, archived)
# i'm beginning to wonder if that film was actually some kind of prophecy
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:30, archived)
# i've stopped wondering
i'm pretty much certain now :(
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Cathartic?
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# yeah,
full of shit unfortunately.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# NTW!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Freedom for Tooting
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Foxy!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Play the long game, reap the eventual rewards.
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# energy surprise!
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)

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