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(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
marvellous

No matter how many times Spielberg begged him not to, George Lucas remained naked on set at all times
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# >.<
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# This challenge is already producing some gems.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] classic


(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:08, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Gene Hackman ended up in jail and calling himself Genie.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:13, archived)
# Oh, that's genius
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:31, archived)
# :)
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# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
# rofl
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha..
very good sir
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Silent film
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:55, archived)
# buffering the buffers
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Buffying the buffering buffers


(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# bloody hell! how much longer to wait for it?
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I've been waiting 35 minutes now, I think he needs to use a better host.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Advancements have enhanced the online experience...
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] BASTARD! Mindpiss time
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:45, archived)
#
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# good one
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Finding Nemo
Should have been quite easy to spot him...

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Good one :D
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:46, archived)
# :)
Love the blue
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Fonts don't like me :(
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:37, archived)
# you seem to 'excel' at these!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Ba-dum tish :D
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:44, archived)
# WORD...
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] might find the lyrics on there!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:35, archived)
# haha, quick, find a karaoke version
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:09, archived)
# Ooo pumpkin!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Very subtle.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:17, archived)
# sadly that's (an edited) grab of a real Facebook page, but the idiots that signed up are all blabbing away :D
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Maroons.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:30, archived)
# hahahaha
took me 15 seconds of whaa...
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] this should be easier
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:49, archived)
# hahaha :D
have a clicky thing
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# That took me far too long.
*click*
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# oh ffs!
haha
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# This is brilliant!
*click*
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)
# This is so good
It's prompted me out of lurkage. /relurks
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE HOLLYWOOD INTERNET


What if the internet existed in classic films? How would the characters have made use of it? How would they have been marketed? What plots would have been ruined, and which enhanced? Please show us, via the medium of image-based web humour. Challenge suggested by Monkeon.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Hello, Fraser.
We seem to be facing another year sans Hallowe'en icons - are you able to help us in our hour of need?
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) HELLO FILTHY /BOARDERS!
You lot seem to have all the influence on the dog-fingering Mods these days, so please ask them WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR HALLOWEEN ICONS?
ta, love /talk.
GO TEAM SPIDERS! (^(^;;^)^)
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:45, archived)
# Those with the power to grant such wishes are never around, stuj.
The last two icon-less years have proven that.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:59, archived)
# I've sent a message to cr3
I think the next option is smoke signals in a westerly direction
or perhaps scratch messages in random pubic toilets

Update - He's on the case!
Update Update - what a star!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:02, archived)
# Top work.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:15, archived)
# :D
HURRAH FOR Cr3!
TEAM SPIDERS THANKS THE LOVELY /BOARDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:16, archived)
# forwarded to me by a /talk member who would like to remain unnamed
ALL OF US AT TALK WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR SINCERE hALLOWEEN wISHES!!!!!!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] proper marxist like
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 4:01, archived)
# Muva Russia!
EDIT: Two years without Hallowe'en icons? Oh, b3ta.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:19, archived)
# "Out of Place" 1st episode of "A Seat on a Train" releases at midnight!!!
The 1st episode of "A Seat on a Train" releases at midnight tonight! Be the first to check it out at www.aseatonatrain.com.
If you love "The Twilight Zone" then why don't you come and take "A Seat on a Train!"

(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:45, archived)
#
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#
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# This is what happens when she misses her meds.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:56, archived)
#
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#
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:26, archived)
# It's a perfectly reasonable question.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:53, archived)
# but there's no question mark
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:59, archived)
# These are all excellent points.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:53, archived)
# "A shite on a train"
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:54, archived)
# "The Poosicken Adventure"
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:58, archived)
# "All aboard........the shite train"
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:35, archived)
# How about you step on a bit of lego
bare foot
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
#
lego
electric plug
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 2:00, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:31, archived)
#

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#
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# OMG
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:12, archived)
# All you need is glove.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Fucking elegant, succinct, reply.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:19, archived)
# Dmacmunn has no dates.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:23, archived)
# How can that be?
He's totally pursuing his dream of directing, writing, acting and producing. In fact he's LIVING THE DREAM... he lists his jobs as writer/actor/producer/waiter/manager.
Although I'm not too sure about the waiter/manager thing. Assistant manager of a Chuck E. Cheese is not part of the dream apparently.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
# Nice :D
I aspire to be a waiter too!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:21, archived)
# SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM,
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:52, archived)
# Banhammer justice is swift, Sir Spamalot.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:35, archived)
# Fuck! even /links are pissed off with him - must be bad :-/
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:02, archived)
# His "user not found" status indicates that his pissing-people-off days are offically over.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:09, archived)
# ...and yet they still leave the spammy links intact
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 9:11, archived)
# what a pile of arse.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Daisy dai...
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:52, archived)
#
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# 'flashbacks'
'clicks'
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#
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Not actually edited - just noticed on a model's portfolio. BWA-HA-HA, PEDRO!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# THE SCRIBBLES!!!
Homer: Whucacawhacacahawhacaca
Marge: HermmmphhhHerrrrmmpph
Lisa: Hawah Hawah Hawah Hawah
Bart: Boygo boygo boygo boygo
Maggie: fuckkkkkkkkk
Dog: rrrrrfffff
Cat: mift
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Great pumpkins!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 8:21, archived)
# Proper Pedro-Style:
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:20, archived)
# you rotter!!
u stole my act!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:30, archived)
# We came to the party with the same dress on.
This is soooo embarrassing.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:39, archived)
# my legs are a bit nicer than that
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Imitation is the greatest form of fuckery
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# I fuck therefor I am
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:38, archived)
# Oh hai SmashMonkey. {:->
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:35, archived)
# *plays with tits*
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:38, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Ha!
I voted Lou Reed - so you can safely begin work on summat else ;)
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Haha will do
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
# You'll never get that stain out...
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# ewww buckets of it
hah!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# A headband made of flesh.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# And not his own.
Also, I flew a plane today. I've just been reading about the ten accidents of the 14 planes of its type in the UK. Good fun.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is ready to thrill.

Your choices are:

The Hollywood internet: What if the internet existed in classic films? How would the characters have made use of it? How would they have been marketed? What plots would have been ruined? Think this from when we last did the X internet about a year ago: www.b3ta.com/board/10819417

New Video Games: There's a video game name generator at www.videogamena.me ...create a cover for the game it creates for you.

Lou Reed: He was famous for being a right miserable sod. So let's change his legacy for the better by showing him being happy in the nicest, fluffiest situations. imaginable.

Cakes: One-word challenge. Cakes. Mmmm, yummy.

Votey:




(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# for the netter?!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# 'netters' are the infamous 'internetters'
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)
# for great justice
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# why is roger rabbit trending? *innocent face*
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Checked out that Video game link and got "Cybernetic Valkyrie Interceptor"
... Well that's a game I WOULD pay good money to play!
Edit: Clicked again and got "Tiger Woods' Pokémon incident" ha ha :D
Edit X2: "Ye Olde Hamster Spectacular" Sod it that appeals to me so much,
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:49, archived)
# It's a fine thing, and for research purposes I'm keen to know which game titles people would play.
The most attractive to me was "Prehistoric Hamster Empire", although I was also intrigued by "Jewish Gnome Rally", just to see how it would work. I hope the "rally" signifies a gathering of Jewish gnomes, not boring racing in rally cars. Can't imagine the gameplay, though. Do you have to get as many Jewish gnomes together in one place as possible, soothing their bottled-up anger and avoiding their incompatibilities? That must be it.
"Hindu Prison Underground" was another I might by willing to try. Oh, and something about Sumo Paratroopers, interesting concept.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
# You two have persuaded me.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# "Undercover Cannibal at the Olympics"
I don't normally like plot-driven games but this one has a certain charm.
Might try "Forbidden Drug-Dealing in the Middle East" instead though.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 3:36, archived)
# Civet Bang!
I'll just stick this here because the civet pics got deleted from QOTW


(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# "HI! I'M BARRY SCO-" BLAM!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Cyrillic Bang?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# ahh, good one!
*golf claps*
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
#
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# this coffee tastes a bit soapy
but it's great on burnt on food and cuts through grease.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:47, archived)
# I got Cillit Bang in my eyes
and I got prioritised to the front of the queue at A&E on a Saturday night.

That stuff is used to clean reactor cores.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:01, archived)
# "For the last time Dougal, the droids out there are far, far away"

(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
# will you have some blue milk, father?
ahh, g'wan!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:53, archived)
# haha
"Use the f - ARSE!"
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# does this mean chewie's a stage 4?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Heheh
Jar Jar Binks would make a good Father Noel Furlong.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# he'd make a good target
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# This = greatness
"I'll call Father Larry Duff, he's always tremendous fun!"
*screams*
"Boring conversation anyway."
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
# hahahaha
cheers
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Haha, Jack is wonderful
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Thanks :)
Loved that Munch below, very nice
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:18, archived)
# you like a munch below, do you?
filthy!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# haha, this is feckin great!
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Wouldn't it be great to go up to Grand Moff Tarkin and shout "I don't belieeeeve it!"?
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Use the fecking force
Happy B3TA day Tribs btw :-)
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Feckin janeous
*clicks faster than Michael J Fox's wanking hand*
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Forceful.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
..
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Inspired, 'clicked'.
(, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 23:56, archived)
# fabulous!
Bishop Brenan for Tarkin!
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:34, archived)
# Can't wait for the Christmas Special.
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:42, archived)
# woo!
love it
(, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 7:50, archived)
# YAY! :D
Cheers for the FP!
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Third image down
................................................................................................................"How's the son?"
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Why not
"My Lovely Tauntaun"
(, Sun 3 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)

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