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# Pile On...


(The original pylon is here)
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
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# Too many teefs!
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Not enough teefs.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# i'm continually failing :(
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# That's why we're on B3ta.
What i don't understand is the point of 'comedy_account'.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:58, archived)
# To make us wish that Ignore v1.0 would make a comeback
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Ah I see.
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Wrinkles 3000 overload
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:10, archived)
# RDLI?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
# that compo was awful!
and I like this
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Mesmerising
perhaps an Orgone Accumulator.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Latest commission
Acrylics, canvas 60cm x 80cm
My friend's dog who died earlier this year



Click for bigger (341 kb)

(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Nice woof
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Old dog should have put its false teeth in first.
Very nicely done, particularly the nose.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Lovely
I hope your friend is chuffed.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
#
she cried. I think that's positive?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :) that's great, they'll be proper cuffed

(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Does it have the bit where the girl pokes the clown in the eye?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# I know people who would buy this

They even have a society: www.testcardcircle.org.uk/

(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:10, archived)
# dogs are awesome
Therefore woo!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Putting the "f" in "woo".
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 9:52, archived)
# "To you it just looks like code - but I see tosser, wanker ......."
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Looks like code.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:09, archived)
# look closer
I admit it isn't the clearest
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# try reading vertically
:@ )
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# ^-^ this
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52, archived)
# o__o …….i wuz jokin'
jusssayin
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Actually I see...
Wanker,Tosser !
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edit : actually c*nt,wanker,tosser!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I'll raise you a cunt and a fuckwit
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Stop raising my cunt !
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# :D
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# fuckwit
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:09, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, archived)
# knobcake
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:09, archived)
# no thanks, i'm already stuffed
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:38, archived)
# How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:41, archived)
# You there! Stand still laddy !!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:02, archived)
# We don't need...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Poems is it?!!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Have this for no reason.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Is this a screenshot from the new Portal game?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Clearly the cake is not a lie.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# i made cake yesterday
sadly, it was too beautiful to live ;)
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:13, archived)
# No, he's shopped this one...

And Woo! to the pic - v silly :@ )
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:22, archived)
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# we chasm testicle.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Paul McCatney
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 13:17, archived)
# i find this amusing
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Danny, Danny, Danny...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# yes yes yes?
...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# HE MEANS DARREN
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# he's gone mo, you've just got to let it go

it's not your fault. well, most of it isn't anyway.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:22, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:28, archived)
# It's been weeks now - is there still no word?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:15, archived)
# well that's saturday ruined
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I get them confused.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:09, archived)
# P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.p?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 13:38, archived)
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#

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# some kid burnt my neck
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# sounds great
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:03, archived)
# YOU GOT BUMBLASTED!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Tracing my finger on my screen
doesn't appear to do anything.
I am disappointed.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Reckon you need the iOS8 upgrade.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Pob needs to calm down.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# pob is and always has been a cunt
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# well, it's better than nothing - HA HA!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 13:12, archived)
#
time to be dead
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Heavens!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# why is your picture made of walnuts?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:21, archived)
# 420 BLAZE IT 9/11
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 9:30, archived)
# HUT HUT
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# SPORTS
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Looks aren't everything, Rebecca.
You're 24, only young, and when you get to my age (and my wife's) you'll realise that all those carbon-copy clones with their super-teased hair and pipe-cleaner bodies will just be baggy sacks of bones, with flappy jowls and Grand Canyon wrinkles, who will only have photos of their former pretty sleves to look back on – whereas you will have two Olympic gold medals. Wow!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 11:46, archived)
# big nose tho
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# herb mowsrat?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Do they ever fight over which head gets the pipe?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Or which pipe gets head?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I first up ?
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:13, archived)
# has someone died? I can't read the text much beyond Helicopter
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:15, archived)
# place bid to view larger
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:31, archived)
# Be honest
Is this off limits or www.goggles4u.co.uk/
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 8:35, archived)
# nope, just wasn't able to see what it says...perhaps my screen resolution is off
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Ah, crashed into a pub? Cheezus that's scary
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Q&D


and seamless
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Very sad.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
# won't anyone think of all the pints of whiskey spilled :'(
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:09, archived)
# i'm joining in mofs





tho i might go back to bed
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:15, archived)
# Yo yo mongy
alright there mate.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:21, archived)
# yeah all cool, saturday morning, not quiet half 4 and im wide awake, got to love it
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:23, archived)
# Get out in a park with some of those old early morning tai chi dudes
Those 4-5am ones are probably the really serious ones.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:26, archived)
# tell you what im all over the asian financial markets lately, fuck knows what good it does me but the weeker yen is great for japanese exports, damn you bbc asia
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:32, archived)
# I actually watched Howard The Duck all the way through once.
Just turning the cunt's beak around would have made it 1000% funnier.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:23, archived)
# she has sex with him, how i dont know
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:25, archived)
# No I don't know either, I don't even remember that to be honest
I think it may have scarred me.

I just looked it up, it was produced by George Lucas, I thought he was involved somehow.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:29, archived)
# lot of shit hushed up back then, women having sex with ducks, the bird shagging the underaged kid in Big, wrongness all over
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:33, archived)
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# Alien
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:47, archived)
# haha, i might chose one without glasses next, or a bill
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:56, archived)
# no shitty smiles next time eithr
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 5:10, archived)
# ah shit i didn't do the lips, soz
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 5:13, archived)
# Dentist don't care mongy
he ain't looking at the lips
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 5:16, archived)
# i might wake my kids up, i'm bored
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 6:30, archived)
# It's like a dentist's wet dream
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# .
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# munchs scream
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 5:20, archived)
# …I…SEE…WHAT…YOU…DID…THERE…!
bigLOLzindeed*
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*not really
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Haha.
The Ronnie Barker takes a bit of time before it can be fully appreciated.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Oh yes, fuck you E.on, I don't need you any more.
Animals on amphetamines.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Girl's got a really bad tic, BISCUIT!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 1:41, archived)
# HA! But my cat would be the one doing the chasing
cos he's well 'ard ;)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:51, archived)
# This is some kind of Greek Hell.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 1:53, archived)
# …so isn't anal sex…etc…etc...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 2:57, archived)
# Turd burglars shift?
Edit: G'night all
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 3:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] K-TEL presents the Darren-Locator MkIII.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha - brilliant :D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:16, archived)
# AND he's got an illuminated bollock.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:21, archived)
# too many pubes ;)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:24, archived)
# this cunt was the only reason for making me leave the house for school when i was younger.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# well, i hope he didn't reject you
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 0:33, archived)
# darren :,(
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:18, archived)
# So sad.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 4:22, archived)
[challenge entry] On an HD screen, it's like you can smell the VOCs
it's like you can smell the VOCs
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I found the plot weakened after series 7.
Also, if I hear another Arcade Fire advert on Spotify I'll go spare.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I remember that was an actual VHS of watching paint dry.
It was part of the John Major's Grey collection which included;
Watching Grass Grwo
Waiting for the Kettle to Boil
Waiting for Christmas

A review of the videos are found here.

An copy of the video
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Think I'll wait for the 600-disc vinyl release
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This is better than kittins!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# haha, i dunno if this is half empty or half full, no matter, as an alcoholic its panic attack time
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Pffft!
Also, #BlackFriday Am I doing this right? Just got a roast chicken from #Morrisons half price at £2.50! RESULT! #foul #EnglishConcepts #fowl #Tea
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Hope you punched and old person in the throat for it....if not you aint doing it right.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:17, archived)
# #ris? I don't understand.
#BlackFriday work was like the wreck of the Marie Celeste today, everyone taking long PS4 weekends.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# haha
But it looks a bit too gassy for me
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Clever Stuff :D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 3:09, archived)
# Newsletter time - hurrah!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue609

Sorry it's late, but at least now I can go and have my tea!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
...oh alrite then
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# What flavour is a pickle if its not pickled?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Did you know
That the robin is called robin red breast because it has big nipples, and the colour orange was not invented yet - trufactsTM
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:53, archived)
# pickled robin?
what?!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:55, archived)
# hmm I wonder if its crunchy like pickled carrot
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Word wrap looks a bit fucked under Firefox 25.0.1 :(
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Also funted in 3.6.12 if it's any consolation.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:46, archived)
# haha - you fucked up the formatting
haste/speed, more/less etc.
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:18, archived)
# yeah !!!!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:27, archived)
#
YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:07, archived)
# I was ok with it being late.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:17, archived)
# What the...?
the text is in next door's living room... you go get it!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Her gurning face fills the pit of my scrotum with icy dread
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Also: a proast from many moons ago
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# LETS HIJACK THE COMPO
WE NEED MORE KITTENS!
yeah we've had extreme kitten sports, so lets do KITTENS IN THE WORKPLACE
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:02, archived)
# you've heard of reddit, right?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Fod, glorious fod.
 photo P1120083.jpg
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:15, archived)
# haha
wtf is that?!
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# God knows, it's not my fridge.
I'm house-sitting.
But I suspect it's not broccoli.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# It is/was quite clearly dim-sum.
FROM HELL.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
#
Have you done something to her mouth?..
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:57, archived)
# self-fulfilling prophecy

bigness available post clickery
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:46, archived)
# BRING ON THE KITTENS!

(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:48, archived)
# has b3ta been dead for long?
where is everyone?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:52, archived)
# I confess. Everyone else
is a fake account. There's actually just you, me and Dave the japanese loony-chick.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:57, archived)
# I've been
sooooo looonelyyyyy....
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:59, archived)
# *waves*
I'm Dave and so is my wife
Where is Dave72? He drew me a car once
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Not a clue, sorry.
what time is it in the UK at the mo? 7:05ish?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# They'll all be back in a few minutes, now they've finished their pies....
Lucky bastards. The pie is sadly lacking on this side of the rust curtain.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# Shit! I've just realised -
I never drew a skugosaurus :( sorry
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:10, archived)
# ...Yet
:D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
# mmm pies
yeah, its that time twice a day :)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Wey hey!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:44, archived)
# haha! now do jeremy.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:46, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:04, archived)
# how much?
i'll take two, that'll be xmas sorted for another year
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:49, archived)
# 11p
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:26, archived)
# SOLD
i bet delivery is £39.99 though?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] As seen on internet cunt tv
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Get robbed.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Apparently, it's a red hot product selling like hot cakes
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Sick
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Thats a very ginger-radical site....There's only two options for this question!
Society persecutes me because of my hair colour *

Strongly agree
Agree


(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# And 7 types of ginger apparently
Never knew that
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# He fingers dogs don't you know.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:06, archived)
#

(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:24, archived)
# What if you are 1/2 ginger ...in certain areas?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Product is for humans not cats
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:41, archived)
# I am not a cat
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Hey
I resemble that remark.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# God Damn that man's gotten old
and so have I:(
(, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 23:34, archived)
# I have just expelled a chuckle and a click.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
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(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:41, archived)
# shitty
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Magnets Assemble
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:43, archived)
# S.F.M.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Shitty show just got shittier.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I did do an 'Asians of Shield'
But I think it ended up borderline racist, so that was quietly forgotten about.
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:14, archived)
# casual racism is nothing to take seriously
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# yeah bitch -- MAGNETS!!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)
# how do they work?
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# magik innit
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)
# thought it was science?
MAGICALLY SCIENSE!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Four Christmas ideas in one post :-)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# that barbie looks as if it could come with a little surprise under the hood
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Haha love the Windscale Mutant Turtles
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# These are fantastic
Market them immediately
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# haha Thanks
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# \o/
Great stuff Twisty!
:D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:49, archived)
# windscale mutant ninja turtle is great
:)
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# cheesr all
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# *click*
LOL
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)

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