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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote has manoeuvred into position.

Your choices are:

* Background Jokes. Take a famous image, and add something comical or interesting to the background, leaving the foreground as before.

* The Union Flag: The BBC is looking at how the Union Flag would look should Scotland leave the UK. Shirley it is time for a complete re-model. Do yer stuff!!

* Fruit and Veg album covers: The Velvet Underground's Warhol banana is a classic cover. But what if other album covers featured fruit and veg? Bonus points for real-world re-creations

* Special Edition Board Games: They always put out loads of new versions of old games for Christmas. But what ideas have they missed?

Voteybox:




(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Board games sounds ok
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:21, archived)
# ...but it's not
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Mictoboy makes a good point here:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2155115

Might make sense if every week option 4 was a popular old runner up.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:35, archived)
#
and ^this^
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# ^yep^
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# micto has been banging on about this ever since one of his ideas was overlooked.
I think he should be permabanned. And fined.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:42, archived)
# We should implement all his ideas and then ban him.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# And then he should be reinstated, but everyone puts him on ignore.
And then banned again.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:48, archived)
#
i say we let him be
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Seriously though
I can't see any advantage to limiting new suggestions to 3 and including a proven loser... Unless we're doing it to shut micto up. And there are far more vicious and amusing ways to do that.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# have you broken any homes up lately?
..perhaps pulled the wings from butterflies?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:05, archived)
# I'm telling micto you called him a butterfly
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 3:05, archived)
# You might be right. Having had a quick look at the old votes, most of the ones
I'd like to see back in the running did terribly, rather than being a close runner up. Perhaps people should just make a picture anyway if they like one that loses.

If you're interested, these are the recent high voted 2nd placers...

Turtles
Shit Prequels
The Scottish Web
Farms of The Future
Dragons
Join characters together to make them more awesome.
Getting Retro Wrong
Kid Friendly World
SyFi Originals: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus type films
Rabbits
David Icke TV
Fluffy Disasters
New Uses For Old Hardware
Terrible thing Boris Johnson Has Done In History
Neanderthal Net
World Without Porn
Accurate Albums - Coldplay's "Middleclass Dinner Party"
AArdman Everything
Drones
Animated Paintings
Talking Breakfast
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# You don’t have to listen to my point of view.
But it’s not that I’m not voting out of apathy. I’m not voting out of absolute indifference and weariness and exhaustion .... where you have a disenfranchised, disillusioned, despondent underclass that are not being represented by that system, so voting for it is tacit complicity with that system and that’s not something I’m offering up.
I don’t think it works. People have voted already and that’s what’s created the current paradigm.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# He's a right card that Abu Qatada.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Isn't Abu Qatada that song that the pig sings in Lion King?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:29, archived)
# *sings*
Means your in exile...
For the rest of your days ...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:11, archived)
# i always thought it was a refrain in cockney music
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Spotted the photo and thought how nice
Is it a challenge entry "Item nobody wants" or has someone got a toddler with a cold.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:51, archived)
# I have the snots
And I have a snots pump - twice up each nostril a day
meanwhile - new compo time? b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2159265
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Post Coital Bug.
"Money's beside the lamp, love..."

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:08, archived)
# he's a bit now then now then
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Wait a minute....AND he lives in a Yewtree!!!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:32, archived)
# look out little lavae
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:36, archived)
# I like this series.
Have you stumbled upon a source or are you a dab hand with an electron microscope?
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Neither, Moley...
I'm actually only 3 micrometres tall (1.0000×10−6 m). I used to say I was 3 microns tall until 1967 when the term was revoked, three years before I was born.

These guys are just my neighbours, happy to sit for me in my home studio.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:49, archived)
# I did a toapy one many moons ago..

your post is not fail, it is most woo!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
# I've had her...and her sister.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Soz - t'was the best I could do...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Mr Gere's anus needs a scrub.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Oh... and I'm lovin' this series :D
Hope you realise that all I've done is piss about with electron micrographs all day - and still it all comes out rubbish. SO have it anyway ;)
Meep!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Here is the 2014 Calendar. Link below. Hope you like.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:10, archived)
# thank you
i do like it
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# It's fantastic - BUT
it's not the Ben Ten unicycle I asked for, is it?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# sorreee
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# I for one...
sit amazed at this.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:40, archived)
# Awesome stuff Twisty!
Snake breakdancing FTW!
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:03, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:38, archived)
# she's got a chicken to ride
my baby donke... oh its a horse
If I had a race horse, i'd name it "hoof hearted" :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:29, archived)
# I was expecting Boris
I hear its a Bullingdon club after dinner trick
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Boris would just swallow it without hesitating.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Hoggy Biscuit?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
edit and insta FP - well dundid!!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:34, archived)
# that's excellent
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats chuffin ace
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:42, archived)
# a-m-a-z-i-n-g
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha
This almost made me burst into laughter in a silent office :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:16, archived)
# You really just want to give him a little pat on the back.
Just a little tap.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Hooray FP!
Thanks to all you lovely b3tans!
Yippee!
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:12, archived)
# A British product for British tastes.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:57, archived)
# DEAR CHRIST!!
Incredible!
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
# That cunt can't be trusted with anything
Definitely a swallower :)
(, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:40, archived)
# It is quite infrequent that i vote for images
but this is well worthy of a click.
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 5:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Only just seen this! Excellent work Moley
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellent
(, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 21:41, archived)
# haha!
:-O
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# no reason
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# That helps
The bruises will be smaller now
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:18, archived)
# The older she gets,

...the more she looks like her dad.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# frightening
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# yep!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Aw… poor old girl.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:26, archived)
#
great gnops
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# What's the worst that could happen...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
# hehe sorry did not mean to post right over you there
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# No worries...
:)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I really wasn't bothered by that film
Internet does make you weird.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the semen...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:45, archived)
# I can only imagine what it must be like to swim through pig semen....
Phwoar... etc...

:D

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:06, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Excellent :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# lols
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Sings...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Had to filename it......you should be ashamed.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# also
*clicks*
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:33, archived)
# integrate this
sin(x^2)
Maths not so funny now, heh, heh, heh.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Fiiiiiiiiiive goooooooold
riiiiii - oh...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm Meaty...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Dooody, de doo, de doo, dooody
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Meanwhile, down on the farm
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Ew... He got Clegged!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:23, archived)
#
There's a new dramatisation of Orwell's Animal Farm?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I take it that's not pilk?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Wipe it on Theresa May - best place fot it :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Indeed

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I'm glad someone else has noticed this
and has therefore had to suffer like I have.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Oh T(h)eresa!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Oh my :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Oh dear sweet lord no.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# he volunteers to do that every week
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Yes, and not just the pigs
he'll wank any large animal. Although, as you can see, he found the pig spunk a little tart this week.

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Anne would make a good fist of it...

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
# I can't find the usual follow-up...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Ace! Love her mucky face.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Hello again b3ta, are we all in a festive mood yet?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Yay!
Been thinking that we'd not seen much of your work in a while.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Aye, I kind of fell out of the habit of doing b3ta stuff for a while there.
I'm back on the case now.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
I bet he does.
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Jings!
I am already in a "fuck it, I'll do it next year" frame of mind if that counts.

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Looking forward to a predictable shitmass
Still, it could have been worse.

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
I hope you're sending that out as a card :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha, now there's an idea!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Being a self-righteous twat
The best thing about giving up the TV is the no TV adverts.
Specifically Xmas adverts. I've not seen one in 3 years. Makes Xmas better.

(I still watch hours of tosh on UToob and stream stuff I not mental)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:18, archived)
# poor sod never gets christmas off.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Made me smile
Thanks
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:44, archived)
# we interrupt your toapfest for an important message from our leader...
OBEY
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:17, archived)
# no.
don't want to.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:19, archived)
# AAGH


(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:31, archived)
# is he wiping the camera lens?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:28, archived)
# ..getting nose grease all over it too :(
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:30, archived)
# ...also, you don't have to refer to me in the 3rd person.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:33, archived)
# ...funy thing too, I look nothing like Gordon Brown I.R.L.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
# you are john hurt in alien aicmfp
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:41, archived)
# actually, i do bear a slight resemblance to him, except my teeth are more fucked up
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Elephant Man.

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Monkey Man.

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Oh, man.
man.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:17, archived)
# these are all great! :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:41, archived)
# looks like this grey bloke
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:10, archived)
# For some reason I feel the only way to approach this thing is with a vic viper and several options
obscure reference time
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# ?

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Ah, close enough.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah, but what are the options?
but what are the options?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Options, srs business.
You can get a load of throbbing options with your vic viper.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:37, archived)
# OBEYS

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Who was England's first chiropodist?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Oof
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# haha, I'm loving this spate of bad puns
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:27, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:56, archived)
# gawahn!
let it out
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# If it comes out there'll be wiping!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:31, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIN'T
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I dont want a ticket there
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# It'll be City of Culture in 2017, and those cultures have to grow somewhere, you know
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:46, archived)
# with their exotic prostitute names
like Petri, and Kulture.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# I hear Petri is quite dishy
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Oh she is :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:11, archived)
# you swab devil, you...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Mum!?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
# yes
but not from where you would imagine it would.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
# You can't afford me!
:D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
#
I tried to cover that up :)
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Good morning!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Here we are, here we are, and here we go
You can't catch us, we're the Gingerbread Quo!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# NO!
Pfffft!
*clicks*
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Ooof!

(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:36, archived)
# that looks sticky...
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:39, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Doughnut do that in public!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# mmmm
white frosting.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:11, archived)
# :O
Woo!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:15, archived)
# NSFW
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:16, archived)
# he's really going at it
torus a new hole, he did
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:19, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# also, needs moar spunkgeyser
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Want biscuits now.
Sentient ones tastiest.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Really Crap Doodle.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 6:30, archived)
# are you colouring these digitally?
the watercolour effect on the brown thing is very nice, is it a texture or an actual watercolour tool?
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:42, archived)
# Yeah, this is digital colour.
I was simply put a texture. :D very easy.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Put a squirrel with a strap-on in there somewhere please.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 9:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:16, archived)
# the more I look at this, the faster he seems to be going
...assuming he's a 'he' that is
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:39, archived)
# squirrel finds discarded peni
plays with nuts.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:58, archived)
# OK!
n_n
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:11, archived)
# It's ok, he's a pope
he's used to this sort of thing.
(, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:59, archived)

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