Underpasses are SO last century.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:35,
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But how is Babby formed?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:58,
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Ask BBC weatherThey've done a video about it
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 18:25,
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Am glad I'm not the only one who saw the similarity
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:01,
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Obama's halo seems to have shifted to the left slightly
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Background Jokes"){kind=small}
......gives Icarus wings(
Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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that won't please his daedalus....
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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is that all you are saying?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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Wow, that brings back memories of the Mary Whitehouse Experience encyclopedia
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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CANNIBALISE LEGALIS(Walls in Bradford I have known and loved)
Also: BENNY HAWKINS IS INNOCENT
(Also: BENNY HAWKINS IS INNOCENT
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:14,
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you can be my yoko ono Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:22,
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My opinion is rather vague
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:51,
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We're in trouble at the disposal!!
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:03,
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We're in trouble in the disposal!!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:55,
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YOU'VE GONE VERY, VERY WRONG...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:20,
archived)
Yes, because of course it's "infiltrating WoW for potential security threats"and in no way "Titting about on WoW on work's time."
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:28,
archived)
They must prevent the terroristsflying a blimp into Stormwind castle.
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:31,
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Haha! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:34,
archived)
I don't want to know how solid his "snake" is Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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speak for yourself Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:01,
archived)
Smashy and Solid Snake hiding in a treeS P Y I I N G.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:07,
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YOU BLEW MY COVER! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:14,
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NOW I HAVE 2 OWIES! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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Just incredible, isn't it…? isn't itβ¦?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:35,
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I'm sure they learned a lot from /chat.I imagine being taught how to insult other people's mothers by 13yr olds would be first and foremost.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:48,
archived)
How to troll noobs and Chuck Norris quotesWe're through the looking glass people.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:24,
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four lions?also, from 2008: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7274377.stm
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:04,
archived)
What's the bets they all rolled Paladins?Bubblecunts.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:21,
archived)
Milky
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:49,
archived)
Crikey that's a bit disturbing on a number of levelsTop monobrow though
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:40,
archived)
He should get together with Mr. Strange from Punt&DennisMilky milky!
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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They're all the rage...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:22,
archived)
Selfies at funerals? Thatcher's mourners didn't mind ...
beaubodor blogless,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47,
archived)
Hahhaha!Needs more duck lip pout
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:05,
archived)
Hahaha, needs more Cameron gurning with a blonde Edit -
:D
(:D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:22,
archived)
Grrrr
Long time lurker... hello! It appears to have taken me 10 years to come up with an idea.
imbatman,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:46,
archived)
Another lurker has stepped out of the shadows, but this one fights for justice.Hello, imbatman.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:03,
archived)
Fighting for justice and gently punching cats since 2003 :)
( imbatman,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:08,
archived)
Bloody hell! There's thousands of 'em!Come back!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:39,
archived)
he looks hungry!and weird
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:10,
archived)
He eats weird food Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:24,
archived)
Sorry Pedro, I missed what you were getting at for a moment I missed what you were getting at for a momentIs this better?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:28,
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That's what I'm talking about
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:56,
archived)
I think B3ta's old accounts have been hackedmaybe GCHQ looking for "subversives"
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:47,
archived)
It's most peculiar…. All these 10 year olds coming out of the woodwork. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:18,
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Nice un-lurk
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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welcome! and WOO, but...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:09,
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Nice.
I like to lurk too.
Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:09,
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Worst stereoscopic picture ever.:D
Nice job!
(Nice job!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:27,
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Cool. Must have taken you ages to get rid of all that smoke.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:58,
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That hotel on Monster Island was never going to work.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:05,
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its a lieMonster island is actually a peninsular :D
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:39,
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wow, good job! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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nice. I might suggest some technical improvements if I may
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:50,
archived)
Some people just want to watch the world burn.Others know it's more satisfying to 'shop it.
(,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 12:50,
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i prefer to shopless chance of being burnt :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:40,
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is "a picture i've been working on" a euphamism for "a building I bombed"?
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 16:28,
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Why is a shark hiding behind the building?
(
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 17:41,
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it needed to find the bridge designer:)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 20:41,
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crypes! she's a bit of a dog!!!howl did you get that pic?
(paws for thought)
could be 'hello all you happy people out there'!
((paws for thought)
could be 'hello all you happy people out there'!
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:08,
archived)
Nice dog picHad new 2nd hand dog 2 weeks now
She's 4 months old
May have to take her back as the ears don't fit !
No apologies for lack of shoppery. I'm besotted.
(She's 4 months old
May have to take her back as the ears don't fit !
No apologies for lack of shoppery. I'm besotted.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:22,
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hmm, the whole face seems a couple of sizes too bigyou could try a boil wash to shrink it down a bit
lovely looking animal :)
(lovely looking animal :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:28,
archived)
My next door neighborsare Jocko and Daisy - two elder bassets. Sweet dogs (who only bark at the moon every once in a while.)
(
tubaman,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:05,
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My next door nieghboursHave 2 EΒΓ³ and 2 BΒΓ³s and they only toot at the moon on Whit Friday.
(Talk about in jokes)
Hi.
Edit. ♭ They were flat signs on my screen.
((Talk about in jokes)
Hi.
Edit. ♭ They were flat signs on my screen.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:12,
archived)
No one has complained about my tootingas of yet. BBb, Eb, (plus F & CC sometimes.)
(using b is easier than trying to foodle exotic fonts to make a ♭ sign. )
((using b is easier than trying to foodle exotic fonts to make a ♭ sign. )
tubaman,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:35,
archived)
Morning Squire
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:26,
archived)
probab;y would PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:18,
archived)
The changes to the first two were incredibly hard to spot50s people can have identical cloned faces and nothing seems wrong.
(,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 5:27,
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Professor Maxwell's cloning experiments were coming along nicely HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 7:46,
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No worriesthat should disappear comfortably up his flabby torn abused ring.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:25,
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Last time I was in england "some people" was the hit song on the charts
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:28,
archived)
I'm instantly reminded of (
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:53,
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awww! don't do that! you'll damage the train!!!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:10,
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His best track ever! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:46,
archived)
*hears 'The Sweeney' tune* FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:09,
archived)
Bloody shower - Always runs cold !.
.
Puns intended :)
.
(.
Puns intended :)
.
paranoiaman,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:12,
archived)
Yeah I don't have the parts to stop this potential murder......but I'll check out the local depot while charging you Β£50 an hour while I'm down the local cafe.
Experience learnt
(Experience learnt
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:32,
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:58,
archived)
Do I win a prize? I clicked 'em all ;)
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:00,
archived)
A glitter-encrusted Pedro-plop.You'll have to glitter it yourself, please.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:22,
archived)
!The watt (symbol: W) is a derived unit of power in the International System of Units (SI), named after the Scottish engineer James Watt (1736β1819).
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:07,
archived)
You DO know the Americans invented electricity, right? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:12,
archived)
then they sat around waiting for a foreign worker to plug in some tools and start work mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:16,
archived)
u hate me because of my freedom PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:22,
archived)
oh, I will...someday ~.~;;
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:20,
archived)
This actually hurts after a bit. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 1:06,
archived)
It was an unfair fight, to be honest.
Edit: I can't see the size any more, but it's under 40k.
Is it just me?
s'okThe missus can't see the size anymore now her eyes are bad.
Ace pic though!
*squints*
(Ace pic though!
*squints*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:39,
archived)
you're asking the wrong person,I'm b3taring from my phone whilst the missus watches heston vomit out some new culinary turd
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:44,
archived)
Not sure quite what you mean, on a Mac? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:45,
archived)
I just looked at your profileYOU DIRTY LURKER!
=D
(=D
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:52,
archived)
hay is for horses, not people Go to your room and think about all the time you haven't wasted!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:55,
archived)
Go easy on him, at least he hasn't posted on /talk FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:57,
archived)
*shudders*Some /talk git broke the denizens I made for a bash once.
I remember bashes. And socializing. And drinking and b3ta of old.
*sobs*
(I remember bashes. And socializing. And drinking and b3ta of old.
*sobs*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:02,
archived)
Don't bashes for /board happen (any more)?
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:58,
archived)
So right clicking on the image and then 'view image info' doesn't work?(I'm still on XP) I haven't noticed a change on B3ta.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:56,
archived)
Find another, I'm on Firefox 25.0.1.Haven't used IE for years.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:13,
archived)
I'm using IE11and the right click option thingy doesn't work on any image for me....
I know, I know - change browser :(
(I know, I know - change browser :(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:09,
archived)
Good move... Intenet Explorer 11 is just a scam publicised by 4chan that will actually render your computer useless ;)
( paranoiaman,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:26,
archived)
True enough, butmost problems happen between the seat and the keyboard. :)
(,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:35,
archived)
Just done it meselfthanks chaps. I was happy with IE9 (cos I knew my way around it) - but the feckers updated and went straight to IE11... so FF it is :D
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:38,
archived)
I'd like to think we all (some of us)learned something tonight.
(,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:44,
archived)
I learned that if I smashed a glass with my handsto wash them before having a wank
(
boris the spider,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:54,
archived)
ping pong ball?Alright show-off.....
=]
(=]
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:48,
archived)
it's like you're playing b3ta file size roulette ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:05,
archived)
www.b3ta.com/links/Gifpop_Printable_Gifs
spotify:track:50wdhrID7BWDUCrWV6Lnpk (Barracuda by Heart)
spotify:track:5qm0KiVKMXW1kq6VrnIhz5 (Cliffs Of Dover by Eric Johnson)
Sponsored by Frankie & Bennys Please try the Calzone
spotify:track:7s4maX6CqadIaR6LHM3tkn (Cult Of Personality by Living Colour)
spotify:track:16XLxhkcIdmIYCAefYvKsw (Song For The Dead by Queens Of The Stone Age)
spotify:track:5vMDvp6nUnTYhl5NMpgOnL (All My Life by Foo Fighters)
arman is in jail? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 11 Dec 2013, 0:10,
archived)
fucked from fogis
spotify:track:6jwS43q1m1jvf76tmOo1Hc (Holy Diver by Dio)
spotify:track:7aABDgo6eC3LjvogstWaE7 (6/8 War by Leftfield)
pew pew pew -have an ice cream
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 22:32,
archived)
Hang in there Ginger!
Plane thread!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:43,
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