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# I think I know what happened.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Haha :)
The most recognisable font in the world.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:25, archived)
# ^This^
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Ha hahahaha.
Nice one.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Oof!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# That's what the audience said.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# needs trigger doing a face in the last shot
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# got bored, did this, still bored.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Look at the tabs on that!!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Alright if I stick this here?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# : D
Hehehe. And an arf
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Hot Dog !!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
# haha yay!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:18, archived)
# hot!
dog
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:29, archived)
# haha
go sit in your kernel
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Stick it anywhere you like
It's worthy ;)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Finding it funny
to imagine what would have happened if Graham Rawle had handed this in one week to the Guardian editor.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:27, archived)
# haha he looks very pleased with himself too
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Late entry...
But this is the best use of a magenta cock this year. Good work sir!
(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This flavour wasn't very popular.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Looks like "poo noodle" with his head stuck there
Is is made of tapeworms, by any chance?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Delicious
tapeworms.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:30, archived)
# 'you're eating maggots, michael'
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:05, archived)
# *chews drunkenly*
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# tastes like chicken
but the little sachet of tubby custard sauce makes it quite enjoyable

woo
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] He's got His Mother's eyes...

Remember, kids: don't overdo it this Christmas...
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Whenever I see that masterpiece of artistic restoration I chuckle
and am reminded there is hope for the human race
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Bless that Spanish lady, indeed.
:)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:29, archived)
#
Does it not say in the Bible that "Xmas holidays where traditionally invented so that we could catch up on our computer games?"
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Yay, verily
"For in the east did a blue logo appear, and lo, it was pulsing, indicating that Gran Turismo was starting up. And the shepherds did wail with joy, and reached for their controllers to give praise and thanks."
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:09, archived)
# ^ ^
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:58, archived)
# I like the babby jesus' surprised belly face.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] he's just doing it for the attention you know...
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:33, archived)
# lovely expression
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:23, archived)
# he should be more like the turtle skater dude
weed smoking, cider drinking, turtle skater dude.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Crowbar Pea
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I can't be arsed to dig out the picture, but
an anagram of 'The Search for Spock' is
'Phrases for the Cock'

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:36, archived)
# ooh nice
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Search for Spack
Guilty officelols
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:56, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:24, archived)
# :D Now do a bagel tattoo
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:37, archived)
# I have a bagel tattoo
around my sex cock
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:39, archived)
# When I was a young man I met a girl from North Wales
She was from Llandudno and wanted me to have a tattoo --------- !
----------------- Ludo !!!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I've just decided I want a tattoo after all!
Woo
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:42, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 7:48, archived)
# Winner.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:17, archived)
# PHWOARR!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:34, archived)
# *sid james fist pump*
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:25, archived)
# He's misted his lens up!
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Now on BBC1 . . . . .

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 7:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:01, archived)
# Always said his performances brought the house down :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:04, archived)
# The council should revoke their drinks licence
to stop the audience getting plastered
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:52, archived)
# I would just like to show my appreciation for this^
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Psycho Claus sez:

Merry Christmas to all you b3ta psychos. It's comforting to know that I'm not alone.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 4:29, archived)
# Santa, you're so red and sticky
marvellously unpleasant
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:02, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:36, archived)
# and to you too!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Captures my mood perfectly
Woo!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:44, archived)
# (=
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pup Fiction
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:16, archived)
# let me hear you say RUFF one more time motherfucker I double-dog-dare you
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:33, archived)
# DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
nicely done
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ehh, Sidney - I love it when a brew comes together..
Sidney - I love it when a brew comes together..
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Definitely ne'er-do-wells.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Is that like the pot
calling the kettle 'African-American'?
I should point out that at this stage of the vodka/night I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about :@ )
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:27, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 1:34, archived)
# ha, the holding the cup pose is perfect
and nice teabag clip :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:04, archived)
# Why thankee, kind Toast!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pea
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:11, archived)
# i restored a beautiful old painting print thing
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It scares me but I like it.
I'll bloody well wank out of here... said Highlander...
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:18, archived)
# haha!!
:)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 1:22, archived)
# DIE KILL HELL FUCK
cool
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:00, archived)
# Haha nice
and also: fuck
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] We have our needs too, y'know!
y'know!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Great Job Microwave!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:32, archived)
# This is awesome.
Particularly like the inclusion of Papers Please. Indy for the Win-dy.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:36, archived)
# I love these
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:40, archived)
# GJM
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Nice arts.
Is it The Life Of Repton, Felix In The Factory, Jet Power Jack, Escape from Moonbase Alpha, Monty On The Run, Treasure Island, Mad Nurse, Olli and Lisa, Nicotine Nightmare, Buggy Boy, Bonecruncher, Thrust, Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, Jack The Nipper, Chiller, CJ's Elephant Antics, Seymour Goes To Hollywood, Crystal Kingdom Dizzy, Steg The Slug, Tilt.

I may not be that up to date with my games knowledge
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
all correct except steg the slug
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:47, archived)
# I never had you down as someone who'd be into computers and gaming and the internet and stuff
Just goes to show how little we all know about each other


(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:00, archived)
# I know far too many of these...
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Monty on the Run
I finished that game. It was the first time I experienced the exultation of completing something followed quickly by the 'so what do I do now' revelation that I had no more levels to play.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:56, archived)
# GJM
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:11, archived)
# cool!
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Two
:( Shameful.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 7:01, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
but not another period drama :(
/coat
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Kwik & doity........
.

.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Down on Mockingbird Lane.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I like that better !
.
Have a Gove Puppet
.

.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Each time I see this I do an out loud LOL laugh
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:39, archived)
# Oh dear.
Coat and Taxi
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# The word "cunt" CANNOT describe anyone better :)
Nice one!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I did toy with using Gove, but went for Wee Willie instead...
but went for Wee Willie instead...Everything is Hunk-a-Tory (soz)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Sharing a hotel room with you soon
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shite ...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# You are a naughty one Moley
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# *Explosively vomits*
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:41, archived)
# you or him?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Me. *dribbles* (me again).
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:43, archived)
# If Peter Cushing were still around, this fucker would be ash.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# How do you like your stake?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Driven through the blackened heart of monsters.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:54, archived)
# How rare!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# With a side helping of sang-froid.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:46, archived)
# UN? I don't get it
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Dracula is less of a vampire.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Mwahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Compo it!
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO Moleypoos!

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Moleypoos?
Mumsnet ----->
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Ninjapotamus!
How's you you big fluffy?
:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
#
Mumsnet -------->
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Oh Borissy Worissy, you silly lully
you silly lully
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Not too bad matey, you?
\O/ :)
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:22, archived)
# All good here me old beauty!
:D
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:37, archived)
# ^
doesn't know the difference between a vowel and a consonant
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# ^
doesn't know how to read the challenge brief

"Remove add or change just one letter"

:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Try doing some Photoshop...
...it's fun!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:25, archived)
# After you
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Oh, you ARE full of beans
Bless you :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# someone do countdown

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Hammers!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:44, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Speaking as a professional Cunt
I approve of the preceding image.
(, Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Unlurks
TO CLICK I LIKE THIS!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine him with a color printer.
C Y M K C Escher

(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# whoa...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I appear to be hallucinating...
not sure what is in this electronic cigarette !
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Batteries
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of Lithium now an' then.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 0:34, archived)
# These are great
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Very impressive.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# My eyes
Eyes my arrgghh
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Spirograph + Acid = ^This
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Almost!
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:37, archived)
# fast work
I hear the show was amazing, really brought the house down
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Ha... oh
o_O
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Ooof
:D
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Nicely....
thankfully it seems they are mostly 'slightly injured at the apollo.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# what happen?
somebody set us up the bomb?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# No.
The bomb is set up us.
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:40, archived)
# didodit wrong?
Someone post original. Plz
(, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Shame no one died
This joke would have worked so much better.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:47, archived)
# I've seen Jimmy Carr die on that stage.
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:51, archived)
# what's that reanimated pice of shit that keep appearing on my telly then?
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Compo this
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Nice one - that should raise the ... oh....
(, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 23:00, archived)

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