Nicely !
Mmmmm.. Strawberry Vienetta.....
Damn you - I want ice cream now !
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 0:49,
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Damn you - I want ice cream now !
*falls out of chair*
*throws blanket over PC*
;) Hullo, lovely, how's things?
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:03,
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;) Hullo, lovely, how's things?
This is very well done, and I don't mean to go all David Brent on you...
...but shouldn't this be linked with a warning, in case anyone viewing it is sensitive to flashing lights?
My understanding is that it's a very small proportion of people who are affected, but I doubt very much that's much consolation for any poor souls who are fitting right now.
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:04,
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My understanding is that it's a very small proportion of people who are affected, but I doubt very much that's much consolation for any poor souls who are fitting right now.
Too long ago, too long apart, worf couldn't wait another day for
the captain of his ass
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:33,
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Depending what you mean by "sensitive" the proportion could be much larger than small, or much smaller than small.
This should be taken into account.
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:14,
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You know there's a reason why severe flashes are accompanied with a warning on news reports etc?
Handy BBC article for you How is TV made safe for people with epilepsy?
Not trying to have a go at you, just explaining
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:17,
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Not trying to have a go at you, just explaining
Surprised that you can't get video cards with
settings for people with epilepsy.
There's a detector: trace.wisc.edu/peat/, so the code already exists. Seems most sensible would be to stop it on a user-level, rather than by unenforced W3C rules.
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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There's a detector: trace.wisc.edu/peat/, so the code already exists. Seems most sensible would be to stop it on a user-level, rather than by unenforced W3C rules.
That's a brilliant idea
Would be really great to have a browser plugin that did that so I could set parameters for unsafe frequency of flashing images so they don't trigger my bastard cluster headaches
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:29,
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Field of view matters, for epilepsy
that article mentions "20 candelas per square metre". I think small gifs are unlikely to give anyone a fit.
The real reason to avoid spacky images is out of respect for people who get seriously bad photosensitive headaches like Archie and possibly Prodigy69, and yourself.
On the other hand, since you're not actually having a fit, you could always just hide the image (Firefox's imagezoom extension is good for that, or there might be one that does image-specific blocking).
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:53,
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The real reason to avoid spacky images is out of respect for people who get seriously bad photosensitive headaches like Archie and possibly Prodigy69, and yourself.
On the other hand, since you're not actually having a fit, you could always just hide the image (Firefox's imagezoom extension is good for that, or there might be one that does image-specific blocking).
I respect that... and I guess the mods will link it if they want to...
but I have seen worse here and IMHO a spack loses it's impact if you have to link it.
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I never meant to upset anyone or cause any discomfort tho.
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:33,
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I never meant to upset anyone or cause any discomfort tho.
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proper spack mate
my arshole's bleeding from the power of it
respect :)
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Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:48,
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respect :)
hello b3ta long time no see
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how is everyone?
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 0:02,
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how is everyone?
Nice :)
well, it is "mad Friday" so everyone's probably busy fighting in the pub...
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:40,
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Prolly doesn't qualify...
...even though it involves a lost consonant...
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 22:13,
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Yes...
...I'm afraid that my imagination (or, alternatively, a lingering sense of decorum) did desert me at that point.
Never mind; in order to restore some propriety:
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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Never mind; in order to restore some propriety:
Further Proof That Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
Another disgusting example of unrealistic body image expectations for women.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:14,
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Sometimes I'll save half for the next day with these excellent neck stoppers.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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everything she wants, is everything she sees
is everything she seesfuck the augmented
spotify:track:3B3iRwBhii8dAn9BCyejXa (Everything She Wants - Remix by Wham!)
youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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spotify:track:3B3iRwBhii8dAn9BCyejXa (Everything She Wants - Remix by Wham!)
youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
oh hai, this is fuck, how may i direct your fuck?
- heuughh
fuck denied, please hold, forever
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:02,
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fuck denied, please hold, forever
hi im roachford
spotify:track:7D88UPDgOxn32w8gqBcCWv (Cuddly Toy by Roachford)
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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spotify:track:41FcDZslc0stEDriURJKaK (Vortex - 2004 Digital Remaster by Megadeth)
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:45,
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Google Gass
overlays ingredients and restaurant reviews for each guff
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:47,
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*googles*
that fella has a funny shaped noggin, he's right to look so worried though, his footie career is about to be cut short :D
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:15,
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Forgive me for I know not what I do.
I mean, know the pob thing has been done before but I had to make this as some sort of cathartic experience to rinse the evil image from my mind after chancing upon a picture of him today.
I can't believe he is even human. The most hateful slimy charmless dicksplash since Nigel Lawson.
What kind of person even votes for a man like this? Colin the Dachshund in a rotten borough no doubt.
I feel better now. On you go.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:05,
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I mean, know the pob thing has been done before but I had to make this as some sort of cathartic experience to rinse the evil image from my mind after chancing upon a picture of him today.
I can't believe he is even human. The most hateful slimy charmless dicksplash since Nigel Lawson.
What kind of person even votes for a man like this? Colin the Dachshund in a rotten borough no doubt.
I feel better now. On you go.
Cheers matey :D
although the sheer mention of FP ruins any chance ;)
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:09,
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Dammit!
And that would have been so much easier to 'shop, too.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:53,
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I've just noticed, they have wailing faces like haunted turds
howling from their frozen milk bath
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:41,
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i heard michael mcintyre was on stage. he is sadly missed.
by every single fucking brick.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:53,
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That guy
completely does my head in, but my kids like him. Hope they grow out of it soon!
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:04,
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they're pack animals
buzzing along through the ocean, cutting a swathe through the kelp forests, pausing only to carve sleeping holes into the coral
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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There's a new b3ta newsletter
I know - I am as surprised as you:
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue612/
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue612/
Daft goo.gl links
Most of those goo.gl links seem to be misfiring. Real URLs would make more sense. I keep having to hit reload on the goo.gl things until they work.
And THANKS for not filling it with Xmas Trash.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:37,
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And THANKS for not filling it with Xmas Trash.
nobody's going to read it till tomorrow
last day of work piss-up, innit?
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:43,
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I'm at work Monday and Tuesday :(
Though I am all dressed up for a swanky work's dinner I'm about to leave for. Christmas shopping tomorrow with a thumping hangover is going to be negative fun.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:24,
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Here's Tony Blair's portrait without the changes he demanded before it was hung in The National Portrait Gallery
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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Haha, that's who I thought it was
But I hadn't seen the real portrait so didn't realise you'd put her there!
I am a buffoon.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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I am a buffoon.
Hahaha! I knew there would be a pun somewhere at the end of this
but I wasn't expecting the old Sean-Connery-canine-obedience manoeuvre!
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:39,
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Hahahaha
I am usually the slowest but it only took me about 20 seconds.
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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