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consonants? vowels? not a clue :-/
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 0:38,
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Nicely !Mmmmm.. Strawberry Vienetta.....
Damn you - I want ice cream now !
(Damn you - I want ice cream now !
paranoiaman,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 0:49,
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*falls out of chair**throws blanket over PC*
;) Hullo, lovely, how's things?
(;) Hullo, lovely, how's things?
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:03,
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This is very well done, and I don't mean to go all David Brent on you......but shouldn't this be linked with a warning, in case anyone viewing it is sensitive to flashing lights?
My understanding is that it's a very small proportion of people who are affected, but I doubt very much that's much consolation for any poor souls who are fitting right now.
(,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:04,
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My understanding is that it's a very small proportion of people who are affected, but I doubt very much that's much consolation for any poor souls who are fitting right now.
Too long ago, too long apart, worf couldn't wait another day forthe captain of his ass
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 8:33,
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Depending what you mean by "sensitive" the proportion could be much larger than small, or much smaller than small.This should be taken into account.
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 2:14,
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Ok, it's been taken into account.What now??
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:10,
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Fuck it Felix, this isn't the first time you've let me down mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 5:45,
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ummm, ouch?i actually love it
also: OBEY!!!
(also: OBEY!!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 9:16,
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You know there's a reason why severe flashes are accompanied with a warning on news reports etc?Handy BBC article for you How is TV made safe for people with epilepsy?
Not trying to have a go at you, just explaining
(Not trying to have a go at you, just explaining
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:17,
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Surprised that you can't get video cards withsettings for people with epilepsy.
There's a detector: trace.wisc.edu/peat/, so the code already exists. Seems most sensible would be to stop it on a user-level, rather than by unenforced W3C rules.
(There's a detector: trace.wisc.edu/peat/, so the code already exists. Seems most sensible would be to stop it on a user-level, rather than by unenforced W3C rules.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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That's a brilliant ideaWould be really great to have a browser plugin that did that so I could set parameters for unsafe frequency of flashing images so they don't trigger my bastard cluster headaches
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:29,
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Field of view matters, for epilepsythat article mentions "20 candelas per square metre". I think small gifs are unlikely to give anyone a fit.
The real reason to avoid spacky images is out of respect for people who get seriously bad photosensitive headaches like Archie and possibly Prodigy69, and yourself.
On the other hand, since you're not actually having a fit, you could always just hide the image (Firefox's imagezoom extension is good for that, or there might be one that does image-specific blocking).
(,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 12:53,
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The real reason to avoid spacky images is out of respect for people who get seriously bad photosensitive headaches like Archie and possibly Prodigy69, and yourself.
On the other hand, since you're not actually having a fit, you could always just hide the image (Firefox's imagezoom extension is good for that, or there might be one that does image-specific blocking).
I respect that... and I guess the mods will link it if they want to...but I have seen worse here and IMHO a spack loses it's impact if you have to link it.
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I never meant to upset anyone or cause any discomfort tho.
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I never meant to upset anyone or cause any discomfort tho.
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paranoiaman,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:33,
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proper spack matemy arshole's bleeding from the power of it
respect :)
(respect :)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 22 Dec 2013, 11:48,
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Transposition, or something.
fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 11:41,
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Do you have arms ten feet long?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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That's dessert, innit?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 14:26,
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hello b3ta long time no see
Click for bigger (126 kb)
how is everyone?
Sorry I over posted myself !.
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Where is everyone ?
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Where is everyone ?
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paranoiaman,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:31,
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Nice :)well, it is "mad Friday" so everyone's probably busy fighting in the pub...
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:40,
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Prolly doesn't qualify......even though it involves a lost consonant...
(,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 22:13,
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Yes......I'm afraid that my imagination (or, alternatively, a lingering sense of decorum) did desert me at that point.
Never mind; in order to restore some propriety:
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Sat 21 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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Never mind; in order to restore some propriety:
Further Proof That Photoshop Has Gone Too FarAnother disgusting example of unrealistic body image expectations for women.
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:14,
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Sometimes I'll save half for the next day with these excellent neck stoppers.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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hehehCompo it, it's near enough to the brief.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:16,
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Underwater internet?I don't get it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:17,
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ursula out of the little mermaid in tentacle rape scene drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:24,
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ariel has sebastians :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:26,
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everything she wants, is everything she sees is everything she seesfuck the augmented
spotify:track:3B3iRwBhii8dAn9BCyejXa (Everything She Wants - Remix by Wham!)
youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:38,
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spotify:track:3B3iRwBhii8dAn9BCyejXa (Everything She Wants - Remix by Wham!)
youtu.be/VT7lwdui4HY
oh hai, this is fuck, how may i direct your fuck? - heuughh
fuck denied, please hold, forever
(,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:02,
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fuck denied, please hold, forever
hi im roachfordspotify:track:7D88UPDgOxn32w8gqBcCWv (Cuddly Toy by Roachford)
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Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:09,
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spotify:track:41FcDZslc0stEDriURJKaK (Vortex - 2004 Digital Remaster by Megadeth)
(,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:45,
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Google Gass overlays ingredients and restaurant reviews for each guff
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:47,
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ha haI would n't
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:21,
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*googles*that fella has a funny shaped noggin, he's right to look so worried though, his footie career is about to be cut short :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:15,
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Forgive me for I know not what I do.
I mean, know the pob thing has been done before but I had to make this as some sort of cathartic experience to rinse the evil image from my mind after chancing upon a picture of him today.
I can't believe he is even human. The most hateful slimy charmless dicksplash since Nigel Lawson.
What kind of person even votes for a man like this? Colin the Dachshund in a rotten borough no doubt.
I feel better now. On you go.
LittlePixel,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:05,
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Someone must like himit's very hard to imagine who though
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:17,
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We must hunt down the person who likes himand destroy them
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:23,
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Another ace Gove image. My token effort...
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:15,
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It's Mark Kermode© Wittertainment
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 20:18,
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Utter WinClicking like a loon. FP Now etc.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:02,
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Cheers matey :Dalthough the sheer mention of FP ruins any chance ;)
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:09,
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Promotes digestive health
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:55,
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Does it turn the milk brown?:)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:19,
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they stay crunchy, even in milk Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:35,
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Dammit!And that would have been so much easier to 'shop, too.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:53,
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I was right. It was easier to 'shop this...
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 21 Dec 2013, 18:20,
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I've just noticed, they have wailing faces like haunted turdshowling from their frozen milk bath
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:41,
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Yeah, alright, Andrew Motion...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 23:44,
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This could be the reason for it
If you don't put enough lime in your plaster it will be too weak!
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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i heard michael mcintyre was on stage. he is sadly missed.by every single fucking brick.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:53,
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That guycompletely does my head in, but my kids like him. Hope they grow out of it soon!
( Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:04,
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we can but hope Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:09,
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I'll stick this here as well
Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:03,
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poxy fucking saws!at least jaws had the balls to hunt alone!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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tell me about itbloody saws
*shakes fist at saws*
(*shakes fist at saws*
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:45,
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they're pack animalsbuzzing along through the ocean, cutting a swathe through the kelp forests, pausing only to carve sleeping holes into the coral
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:51,
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There's a new b3ta newsletterI know - I am as surprised as you:
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue612/
(www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue612/
amygdala,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Daft goo.gl linksMost of those goo.gl links seem to be misfiring. Real URLs would make more sense. I keep having to hit reload on the goo.gl things until they work.
And THANKS for not filling it with Xmas Trash.
(And THANKS for not filling it with Xmas Trash.
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:37,
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nobody's going to read it till tomorrowlast day of work piss-up, innit?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:43,
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I'm at work Monday and Tuesday :(Though I am all dressed up for a swanky work's dinner I'm about to leave for. Christmas shopping tomorrow with a thumping hangover is going to be negative fun.
( boris the spider,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 18:24,
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Here's Tony Blair's portrait without the changes he demanded before it was hung in The National Portrait Gallery
beaubodor blogless,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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i thought for a moment there that he was the tesselector Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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Who is it who's behind himand is she fisting him?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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Haha, that's who I thought it wasBut I hadn't seen the real portrait so didn't realise you'd put her there!
I am a buffoon.
(I am a buffoon.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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but you were right about the fisting ......
( beaubodor blogless,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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I'm always right about the fisting... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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she has no eyeballs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:35,
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in her eye sockets? that's just nasty! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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extreme teabagging Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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that's one sport that won't be sponsored by tetley's Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Ha ha haIt's the creepy non-smile that always gets me. Brrr.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:07,
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i've just realisedthat's my mate brett in 20 years!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:29,
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it.jpg)
Hahaha! I knew there would be a pun somewhere at the end of thisbut I wasn't expecting the old Sean-Connery-canine-obedience manoeuvre!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:39,
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Ha ha ha ha!It's took me an hour to get that gag...
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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hahatook me absolutely ages!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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I'm afraid......it's gone straight over my head.
( Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...',
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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HahahahaI am usually the slowest but it only took me about 20 seconds.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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First filename of the day. You tosser.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:26,
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