AwwwI bet he was so happy having finally figured out how to fly, bouncing around having a thoroughly lovely time, poor mutt
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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There's a wet pussy joke there...and I'm too mature to make it :).
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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In Soviet Russia, kitten drown you.Into the sea, you and me
All the rain and not a human was saved
The UK's a flood plain and underwater again
"We drowned you", hissed the Floodcats
(All the rain and not a human was saved
The UK's a flood plain and underwater again
"We drowned you", hissed the Floodcats
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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D'aaaawww...Raining cats and dogs again I see...
*click*
(*click*
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Next time I'll tie the bag more securely
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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I'm imagining the music from the end of the Incredible Hulk series
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:22,
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we've ben in the middle of snow, but also about to get nearly record cold in the couple of days.I was hoping for something a bit more mundane:
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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yeah, I tend to live in the past :D` PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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The US is still using the Imperial calendar
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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You know what he needs...
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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That's my 1st keyboard beerwash of 2014. That makes a total of 11 keyboards I've fucked up on this site. Beer, coffe, vodka, juice (the worst).
Marvelous. Woo!
(Marvelous. Woo!
blyerkit e k trilby,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:04,
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Ashby-De-La-Zouch
or Leamington Spa or Croydon
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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Splendid.What do you make these in, just out of interest?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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Yes!or rather maybe.
Actually, no.
(Actually, no.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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I use one of these:
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Don't mind if I do, squire!:-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:04,
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I see cookie monster crying out and being torn apart by some temporal anomally
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:43,
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*awards all the points*Right on the money, as ever, sir :-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:53,
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i want to live there...but i fear i may be shredded to ribbons, as i roll around a bit when i sleep
this is meaningless, ut at least mine tiles
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(this is meaningless, ut at least mine tiles
Click for bigger (201 kb)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:56,
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Oh, mine is meaningless, too :DBut, never forget, a new life awaits you... it's a chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:04,
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Children of the sun, see your time has just begun, searching for your way, through adventures every day drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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that's one of my favo(u)rite scenesWell, each and every scene in that movie is like a short artsy piece.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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Another toweringly mesmerising pieceThese seriously keep me amused for a good five minutes, and that's saying something
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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....Sorry, what were you saying again? :-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make a monster"){kind=small}
it's the shirt wearing pencil man monster... grr.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:36,
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surely the tongue should be about 4 times as big?;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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Pukka-up, my little twizzlestick!!(My favourite sexy-time initiater).
*edit*
(*edit*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:49,
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It's worse than we feared! They've come for our tea!!!
and our tiny skulls
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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Gumph!It looks like the new Dr Who monsters are being created using the same budget they had in the 1970s.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:00,
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yummy skulls!crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:26,
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The Tripods are coming to Cap you
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:41,
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I'm quite taken by the sparkly skirtand of course your creative idea which I wish I'd thought of first
:)
(:)
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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That skirt...made me think it was a tap dancer as I was scrolling. Until that skull came into view.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:36,
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but...but...How did you hold the camera steady? I don't understand. I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes,
Sun 5 Jan 2014, 9:16,
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I've got one of those
my skull is bigger than yours.
moogy boobles,
Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:04,
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Ooo mysterious...HNY, b3tans. Hope you've got your smashing 2014 blouses on.
Anyone else finding the Steam store b0rked?
(Anyone else finding the Steam store b0rked?
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:35,
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Some of us have things like annual leave...(and drains to unblock. Bleuch...)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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apparently two mischievous children are doing one of those DDoS things on it(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:51,
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Ah those crazy kids...TBH I've pretty much picked Steam clean of anything that a) I might like, and b) might stand a chance of running on my primitive machine, so no biggie.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 9:15,
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Happy new blouse, barryheadwound!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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I can't think of any animal more mysterious mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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You may have overlooked the Ocelot.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:53,
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Wow, board's as slow as cold molasses...It's hot as hell here, over 42 C and I'm all but melting. Staying indoors and drawing is all I'm cut out for today. Have some Junior, relaxing in his part of the world where lying in the sun is the only way to get toasty.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 5:20,
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He's not THAT smug;)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 8:17,
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There's always some of that afootBut to each his/her own.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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Thank you good sir :)I quite enjoy drawing this little guy, so there'll be more, I'd say.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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:) :) :)
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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I predict a whole week of these now.Right where's the fruit bowl?!
(
Frogbeat,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:00,
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I've got two onions and a cucumber - but for the life of me....;)
(
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:09,
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you could probably get away with using the two onions and half of the cucumberand save the other half of the cucumber for another project
(,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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HenryBot will kill youand then suck you off!
:-)
(:-)
JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:15,
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I feel a bit guiltyIt was all of 5 minutes work! :-)
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:20,
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I feel guiltythat I haven’t got a pair of caterpillar track hanging around the house,
(,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:28,
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Of course, they haven't had their life-force fucked into them yetbut this hoover will take care of that, won't you Henry?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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Henry is not made by HooverIts a vacuum cleaner... just sayin' :P
( Frogbeat,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:33,
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I'd pay good money for that sort of suctionPre kill first
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:34,
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Hahaha! Best hoover ever!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:44,
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Where's the soap Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:04,
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Stop the comp - we have a winner :DOh, and can I borrow it for a minute?
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:57,
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Jesus, calm down mateSome of us are still digesting Wednesday's posts
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:45,
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Also, I like your picture. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:49,
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finders peppers_fuck_scream_banshee_budokan3.gif)
spotify:track:62hBlYO2XuSsucNkIsqGEN (Rock 'N' Roll Mercenaries by Meat Loaf)
Malt Loaf - Mook Spanyard's favourite performer...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:46,
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Woah - is that bloody sweetcorn hiding amongst the peas?weirdo ;)
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:11,
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have been reading a lot books and that over Christmas, woke up with this in my head today; hope it comes across as funny rather than an attempt any depth(, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
Why is "Universe" capitalised?Like some sort of Deity
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:44,
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Ironicallythat which is boundless cannot be said to have a size.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 20:53,
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Is she the one with a tattooed arse?
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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Yeah; thats what she is famous for that and an aggravated racial adult in a night club
(,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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There's still plenty of discussion around the universe being finite.
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 23:06,
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Did this for a friend whose father passed awaySeems a slow post day so you get quality not quantity (snorts)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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Not quite, unless he's Greek and Australianbut thank you for the WOO, :D
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:59,
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Pffft!
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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To clarify, this is a picture of your friend, or his dad?Excellent work, though some of the facial shading makes him look a bit hairy!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:17,
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It is of his father, yes, sorry I didn't make that clear in my meandering opening gambitAnd he was a lovely, swarthy gent, with a little facial hair so all good. Thank you also, you made me smile just now.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:19,
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Lovely job mateA fitting tribute to someone who looks like a real gent :)
( Ninj,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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Ninj, your blood's worth bottlingAnd that's pretty much the best thing an Aussie can say to someone.
*insert imaginary internet hug here*
(*insert imaginary internet hug here*
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:57,
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*hugs back* :)Bless you, I think you're on of B3ta's finest, I have my haters on here now (which rather threw me) but this place is full of great people such as yourself. Happy new year mate :)
( Ninj,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:02,
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Who's hating on you?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:26,
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^errr this^Fuck 'em Ninj - you were one of the inspirations for me signing up to b3ta :)))
Yeah - I do shite stuff - but at least we post stuff, shite or not!!
(Yeah - I do shite stuff - but at least we post stuff, shite or not!!
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:00,
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Cheers Shallows, I would name them......but it would only make them feel gratified, thank you for your kind words \O/ :)
( Ninj,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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Adorable manB3ta's a very special place filled with very special people (interpret that as you will, ha!), it's inevitable some folks won't get on and play nicely with everyone else, don't let it get you down. You've always had quality work to show for your efforts, so forget those other sillies, life's too short. And a belated Happy New Year to you as well :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:27,
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I knew it!You're all vampires over there
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:20,
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Yes... yes...That would explain why I prefer to be mostly nocturnal! ;) Now just come a little bit closer...
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:28,
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:) *beams* Thank you, Colonel *mwah!*
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:29,
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Thanks Moggy! *blows kiss*
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:29,
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can you do one for my friend? I wish his father would pass away too
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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Thanks Chrimbus :)I agree, his hair was and is amazing (though this is the father who passed, I did the drawing for his son, blast my inability to be coherent up there when I wrote the description).
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:31,
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This is very nice...I hope your friend liked it - sad circumstances though :(
( paranoiaman,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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P, yes, you can well imagine the annual reminder on the 1st will be hard to bearAnd thank you *smooches*
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:32,
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Thank you :) :)
(
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 0:33,
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Your friend's face was covered in stubble?Poor guy.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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Looks more like fur, I suspect he may have been some sort of lycanthrope.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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If that thing says "Jump!" you jump...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 15:04,
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I do like thisfor many unclogging reasons.
P.S. Did I mention I was clogged?
(,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 21:32,
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P.S. Did I mention I was clogged?
Got to hand it to Un, he travels in style
http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/unski.png - Source if you want it
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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We've all got our Cardifferences..
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:40,
archived)
Face monsta
Grr and such.
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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I'm not sure, but if we were doing home made movie posters it would certainly win or at least until Mictoboy dressed up as the 50ft woman again :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:48,
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i was just going to plonk a staple remover on a page and have done with itbut I thought better of it and messed about with some paper clips and some lovely cross hatch shading. I mean, it really shows how quiet it is at work today...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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Woo!Jaws comes in the "Nature's Revenge" section of the movie monsters book I've been flicking through for inspiration, so it counts.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 11:53,
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John Landis' by any chance?it's a lovely book that, I've bought it as gifts for a couple of people too :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:02,
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shark is made out of blue paperclipsOr as they are known as in France, trombones.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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I know there isn't supposed to be nudity on the board, but...phwar! I bet she's flexible too. *click*
(
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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Pffft'A Death Star? What is it?'
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:58,
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