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[challenge entry] Need a bit more glue there, Chris...
Chris...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
#
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# :)
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# :D
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# Occam's Toothbrush

quite a lot more or a hell of a lot more*




(*huge - you've been warned)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Grunty!!
Great and *Click* more of an Alien lair rather than Bond villain ;)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Hiya Ninj!
I didn't know Occam was a Bond villain :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
# This gives me a headache
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Ah.
Sorry :(
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34, archived)
# google earth has gone to hell!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
# They have indeed
But I guess we'll still need a map :-)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
# WOW!
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# Arf!
Took me a moment, there....
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
# :D
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[challenge entry]


[Edit] Bugger! Just seen the post below on the same idea!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# mine's weeing
it's a completely different reference ;)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# You're very generous, sir.
A true gent.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Chillin'
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not sure her space suit is entirely NASA certified
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Reminds me of a large girl I knew, whose nickname was "The Eclipse"
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the vacum of space



(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] weeee
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Gah, also amazing
*vows to practice/work out animation after work today*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)
# True B3tans do it while they're supposed to be working
My manager sits next to me, which makes it tricky...
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
# That is superb.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Aaw that's really mellow
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:19, archived)
# lovely animation!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
# utterly lovely
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Corker!
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Cor!
Beautiful
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
# cheers !
ages since i had an fp thanks all :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Fabulosa.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:07, archived)
# beautiful
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# a thing of utter beauty
It's already on fp but I'll click a few times more, perhaps it stays a while longer!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:59, archived)
# skillllllls!!!
clickage :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Best thing ever
EVER!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:56, archived)
# Hehe
Wonderful *click*
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# reposting c**t
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Wow, that's brilliant.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# :D
Weeeeeeeee
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] *Rubbish Gif Alert!!*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09, archived)
# that's very disturbing
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09, archived)
# You should see the ceiling
;)
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# Hahahaha
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# Hahah! Good stuff
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry can I just get this out the way o_O
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Ah bindun!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I've never tried an animated Gif before, so this isn't quite as good as I had hoped
so this isn't quite as good as I had hoped
Edit: Actually its completely up to the standard of my normal stuff Ie. sloppy and obvious. Edit46: Finally got it under 400k thanks to Hekim
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:59, archived)
# 2.7mb is a bit big for gifs
FAQ still says 400k max, although that's always a contentious issue
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Woah, thats bonkers, I'll try and sort it out
Sorry *rummages around with settings*
Hmm..got it to 730k *gives up*
Edit: All sorted now
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
# Terrible internet wastage
Everyone bum rape DinivanX!!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Here yer go :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Hekim you are an Internet Sorceror
*updates original*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
# so many gifs I can't post because of that
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
# change your name to Sheep and go for it ;)
I reckon we should have a new rule, 1mb for a new spectacular post but keep replies, spangs, woos and even reposts under the old 400k - or less to balance things up.

The problem is always enforcing which fucks some people off or ignoring which fucks the other people off :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09, archived)
# ^
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# Yessir *salutes*
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
# not bad for yer first
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Nice :)
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# Lovely job!
:D
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] always secure yourself correctly before weeing in zero g
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
thrusters on! Just noticed that the light shade turns skin colour as it touches his head?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:23, archived)
# haha
at least he didn't bash his head on the ceiling by shaking the drops off
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:46, archived)
# The mysteries of propulsion
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# :-)
nice scooby-doo background
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# Ha ha ha
Don't cross the streams!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# That's brilliant
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Das Schpunkrocket
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# Hahaha
Top wee wee shadow! :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:59, archived)
# just duplicated the piss stream and changed colour :)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
# you are PepsiCo
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha great
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# o_O
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# :D
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# :D
Nicely
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ZERO GRAVITY


This week's celestial challenge is to make jokes in space: try Photoshops of weightless things, or how about some clever photography? (suggested by HappyToast)
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:12, archived)
# *puts on space suit*
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[challenge entry] *runs and hides*
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# Best of all the animals?
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# :D
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# ooof
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[challenge entry]
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# hahahaha "his breams came looking for him"
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# Made me laugh
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[challenge entry] The smell...
And sneaking in a pea:
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 7:53, archived)
# an old one from another compo
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# ha, I like that
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[challenge entry]
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# he looks a bit of a bender
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[challenge entry] Q and S to beat the new compo

Still q&s but I am happier now
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
# looks like doberman crap on the right
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# It's an invisible panda
(Bagels that burned probably taste like doberman crap too)
And while I'm at it, doesn't doberman crap have lumps of small child in it?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:38, archived)
# it just has fingerbones
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# I must have been thinking of Rottweiler crap.
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# maybe. I know one of them has chewed up mace cans in their crap
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# You maced
an invisible panda?
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# :)
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[challenge entry] last pun
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Haha nice...
Years ago I had a beta version of a Peperami video game...It was brilliant... sadly they never released the full version :(
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# :D
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# wish I had the time to do better 'shops on these
feel like I'm wasting good jokes
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# joke>technique and all that
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# See above
:)
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[challenge entry] squeeze a few more in before time runs out


(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
# French fry is ace.......
had to Google pocky tho !
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:32, archived)
# they're sold as something else over here
Mikado I think
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:38, archived)
# You've never had pocky?
sad face
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
# I have had Mikado tho......
I once ate a wandering minstrel too !
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
# I tried Mikado; it was disappointing.
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# The Daim ones are far from disappointing :)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
# I once ate a mime,,,
but I heard nothing back.

Badum tish.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Maybe the mime gave off the wrong signs !
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# Mime farts.
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# I always imagine pocky as some sort of nougat bubblegum.
Not linear chocolate biscuits.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
# More like chocolate (or other) breads
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# Pickling your beet in Poughkeepsie.
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# haha
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# perkipsy
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[challenge entry] Mash.........
.

.
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# :D
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# Eat my deadly scorpion bread, villains!

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:46, archived)
# It was mashed potato......
(but I like the sound of deadly scorpion bread better)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)
# SPOOOONNGGUARDDDD!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:44, archived)
# ARGH x 2
That's an argh for yours and one for twerk below.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
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# ee lad!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Deletes.........
What someone from Sunderland turns on when it gets dark :)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Uxbridge English Dictionary?
www.alspcs.com/main.html

Great graphics on that site btw.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
# mornington crescent
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)
# thank you stranger!
twerk does seem like one Graeme Garden would say, at least I like to think so
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
# :-D
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# Ha-ha!
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# Nice
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# Scousers too {:-)
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# Isn't scouse more like 'T-WARE-K'
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# A sheeps arsehole is called a twerk?
never knew that
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bin dun aweddy?
Bombay Bad Boy
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Haven't seen it if it has...
good stuff !
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
# Ta awfully
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:46, archived)
# ^-- Damn I have a not eaten a pot noodle for years, must refresh my memory of how shite they are.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:31, archived)
# A ghost from the past?
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# We've all been to Jaywick.
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# Near candle day =)
pleasant
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)
# The rats carry them on their backs
How lully.
Also if the ocean was made of rats, a kid I knew wouldn't have drowned in it the other week and would have been carried to safety on their backs instead :(
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
# I like this
I like this a lot (but it only let me click once)
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:38, archived)
# You are now officially the Minister of Sinister.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:19, archived)
# I've never really understood
Last Of The Summer Wine
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 3:42, archived)
# Nice one.
If you would like to see a cartoon featuring The Reaper rowing through a goldfish's innards (now I've oversold it, it's not really horror) have this:
https://web.archive.org/web/20070411191117/http://www.marksomerville.com/gluey/stabbing.html
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Just another Wednesday night
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# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh!
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
# it reminds me of the mask Cameron makes Cleggy wear
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Samantha Cameron doesn't actually exist, it's just Clegg putting in some overtime
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Bloody hell
What's Michael Schumacher doing with Cameron's missus?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:23, archived)
# And he's only allowed to breathe through the eyehole.
Kinky swine.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:22, archived)
# No wonder she looks upset
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#
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# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Which of three looks most like Gareth Keenan?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
didn't you do that brilliant maddie-choppercat-9/11 picture as well?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaa- that made me chortle something chronic :D
Good job I didn't have a mouthful of booze!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:05, archived)
# 9th most clicked post?
More b3ta magics I'm unaware of - is there a stat dashboard somewhere?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:10, archived)
#
wow
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Ha-ha! Steve Strange feels your pain, Kate.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
# cold dead eyes of killers
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
# *apparently....
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)

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