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Need a bit more glue there, Chris...
Chris...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:20,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23,
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:D
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:25,
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Occam's Toothbrush
quite a lot more or a hell of a lot more* (*huge - you've been warned)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:50,
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Grunty!!
Great and *Click* more of an Alien lair rather than Bond villain ;)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:02,
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Hiya Ninj!
I didn't know Occam was a Bond villain :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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This gives me a headache
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:11,
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Ah.
Sorry :(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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google earth has gone to hell!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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They have indeed
But I guess we'll still need a map :-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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WOW!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:57,
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Arf!
Took me a moment, there....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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[Edit] Bugger! Just seen the post below on the same idea!
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:47,
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mine's weeing
it's a completely different reference ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23,
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You're very generous, sir.
A true gent.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:25,
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Chillin'
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:40,
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I'm not sure her space suit is entirely NASA certified
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:24,
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Reminds me of a large girl I knew, whose nickname was "The Eclipse"
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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the vacum of space
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:13,
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weeee
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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Gah, also amazing
*vows to practice/work out animation after work today*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:20,
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True B3tans do it while they're supposed to be working
My manager sits next to me, which makes it tricky...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:28,
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That is superb.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:56,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:21,
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Aaw that's really mellow
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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:D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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lovely animation!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:24,
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utterly lovely
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:25,
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Corker!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:40,
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Hooray!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:11,
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Cor!
Beautiful
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:21,
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cheers !
ages since i had an fp thanks all :)
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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Fabulosa.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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beautiful
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:15,
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a thing of utter beauty
It's already on fp but I'll click a few times more, perhaps it stays a while longer!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 14:59,
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skillllllls!!!
clickage :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:20,
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Best thing ever
EVER!
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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; } ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 17:56,
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Hehe
Wonderful *click*
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Sheep! ,
Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23,
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reposting c**t
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:06,
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Wow, that's brilliant.
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Shlvng ,
Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:31,
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:D
Weeeeeeeee
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herman:D ,
Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:41,
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*Rubbish Gif Alert!!*
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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that's very disturbing
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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You should see the ceiling
;)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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Hahahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:11,
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Hahah! Good stuff
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:17,
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Sorry can I just get this out the way o_O
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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Ah bindun!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:18,
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I've never tried an animated Gif before, so this isn't quite as good as I had hoped
so this isn't quite as good as I had hoped Edit: Actually its completely up to the standard of my normal stuff Ie. sloppy and obvious. Edit46: Finally got it under 400k thanks to Hekim
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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2.7mb is a bit big for gifs
FAQ still says 400k max, although that's always a contentious issue
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07,
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Woah, thats bonkers, I'll try and sort it out
Sorry *rummages around with settings* Hmm..got it to 730k *gives up* Edit: All sorted now
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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Terrible internet wastage
Everyone bum rape DinivanX!!
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:46,
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Here yer go :)
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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Hekim you are an Internet Sorceror
*updates original*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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so many gifs I can't post because of that
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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change your name to Sheep and go for it ;)
I reckon we should have a new rule, 1mb for a new spectacular post but keep replies, spangs, woos and even reposts under the old 400k - or less to balance things up. The problem is always enforcing which fucks some people off or ignoring which fucks the other people off :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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Yessir *salutes*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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not bad for yer first
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07,
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Nice :)
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:11,
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Lovely job!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:23,
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always secure yourself correctly before weeing in zero g
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:22,
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hahaha
thrusters on! Just noticed that the light shade turns skin colour as it touches his head?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:23,
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haha
at least he didn't bash his head on the ceiling by shaking the drops off
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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The mysteries of propulsion
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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:-)
nice scooby-doo background
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:50,
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Ha ha ha
Don't cross the streams!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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That's brilliant
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:56,
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Das Schpunkrocket
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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Hahaha
Top wee wee shadow! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:59,
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just duplicated the piss stream and changed colour :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:07,
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you are PepsiCo
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:59,
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Hahahahaha great
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:04,
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o_O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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:D
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:45,
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:D
Nicely
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 11:23,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ZERO GRAVITY
This week's celestial challenge is to make jokes in space: try Photoshops of weightless things, or how about some clever photography? (suggested by HappyToast)
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:12,
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*puts on space suit*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:32,
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*runs and hides*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:38,
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Best of all the animals?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:55,
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:D
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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ooof
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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spacefart3000 Sporadic, at best. ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 5:17,
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hahahaha "his breams came looking for him"
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 5:58,
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Made me laugh
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 6:10,
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The smell...
And sneaking in a pea:
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Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 7:53,
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an old one from another compo
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:40,
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ha, I like that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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1.618... ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:41,
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he looks a bit of a bender
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 3:14,
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Q and S to beat the new compo
Still q&s but I am happier now
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:59,
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looks like doberman crap on the right
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:31,
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It's an invisible panda
(Bagels that burned probably taste like doberman crap too) And while I'm at it, doesn't doberman crap have lumps of small child in it?
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:38,
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it just has fingerbones
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:56,
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I must have been thinking of Rottweiler crap.
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:59,
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maybe. I know one of them has chewed up mace cans in their crap
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:01,
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You maced
an invisible panda?
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:15,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:02,
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last pun
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custard ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:14,
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Haha nice...
Years ago I had a beta version of a Peperami video game...It was brilliant... sadly they never released the full version :(
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:17,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:25,
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wish I had the time to do better 'shops on these
feel like I'm wasting good jokes
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custard ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:31,
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joke>technique and all that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:32,
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See above
:)
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:00,
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squeeze a few more in before time runs out
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:28,
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French fry is ace.......
had to Google pocky tho !
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:32,
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they're sold as something else over here
Mikado I think
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:38,
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You've never had pocky?
sad face
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:47,
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I have had Mikado tho......
I once ate a wandering minstrel too !
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:48,
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I tried Mikado; it was disappointing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:02,
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The Daim ones are far from disappointing :)
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:04,
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I once ate a mime,,,
but I heard nothing back. Badum tish.
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:05,
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Maybe the mime gave off the wrong signs !
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:06,
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Mime farts.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:47,
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I always imagine pocky as some sort of nougat bubblegum.
Not linear chocolate biscuits.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:06,
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More like chocolate (or other) breads
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:31,
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Pickling your beet in Poughkeepsie.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:36,
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haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:39,
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perkipsy
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:48,
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Mash.........
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:08,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:32,
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Eat my deadly scorpion bread, villains!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:46,
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It was mashed potato......
(but I like the sound of deadly scorpion bread better)
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:05,
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SPOOOONNGGUARDDDD!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:44,
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ARGH x 2
That's an argh for yours and one for twerk below.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:21,
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Ha ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 9:52,
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ee lad!
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evilengine ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57,
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Deletes.........
What someone from Sunderland turns on when it gets dark :)
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:07,
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Uxbridge English Dictionary?
www.alspcs.com/main.html Great graphics on that site btw.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10,
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mornington crescent
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11,
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thank you stranger!
twerk does seem like one Graeme Garden would say, at least I like to think so
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evilengine ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:12,
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:-D
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revolution now ๐ ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:26,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:47,
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Nice
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:51,
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Scousers too {:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:49,
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Isn't scouse more like 'T-WARE-K'
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paranoiaman ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 8:02,
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A sheeps arsehole is called a twerk?
never knew that
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:37,
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Prolly bin dun aweddy?
Bombay Bad Boy
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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Haven't seen it if it has...
good stuff !
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paranoiaman ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04,
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Ta awfully
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:46,
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^-- Damn I have a not eaten a pot noodle for years, must refresh my memory of how shite they are.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation. ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 2:31,
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A ghost from the past?
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Pelle ghola ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:20,
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We've all been to Jaywick.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:27,
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Near candle day =)
pleasant
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:34,
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The rats carry them on their backs
How lully. Also if the ocean was made of rats, a kid I knew wouldn't have drowned in it the other week and would have been carried to safety on their backs instead :(
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44,
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:(
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Pelle ghola ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13,
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I like this
I like this a lot (but it only let me click once)
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:38,
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You are now officially the Minister of Sinister.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:19,
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I've never really understood
Last Of The Summer Wine
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Thu 16 Jan 2014, 3:42,
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Nice one.
If you would like to see a cartoon featuring The Reaper rowing through a goldfish's innards (now I've oversold it, it's not really horror) have this: https://web.archive.org/web/20070411191117/http://www.marksomerville.com/gluey/stabbing.html
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 10:15,
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Just another Wednesday night
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:04,
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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it reminds me of the mask Cameron makes Cleggy wear
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:19,
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Samantha Cameron doesn't actually exist, it's just Clegg putting in some overtime
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:19,
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Bloody hell
What's Michael Schumacher doing with Cameron's missus?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:23,
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And he's only allowed to breathe through the eyehole.
Kinky swine.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:22,
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No wonder she looks upset
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:09,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:21,
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Hahahahaha
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:30,
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Which of three looks most like Gareth Keenan?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39,
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Hahaha!
Excellent.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:08,
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hahahahaha
didn't you do that brilliant maddie-choppercat-9/11 picture as well?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:36,
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hahahaa- that made me chortle something chronic :D
Good job I didn't have a mouthful of booze!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:05,
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9th most clicked post?
More b3ta magics I'm unaware of - is there a stat dashboard somewhere?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:10,
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wow
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unclepills ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:38,
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Ha-ha! Steve Strange feels your pain, Kate.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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cold dead eyes of killers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:16,
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*apparently....
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 16 Jan 2014, 0:06,
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