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[challenge entry] Not the film I was looking for at all...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
# arf
: D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
# haha this I like
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
# i hardly ever post
Spent about ten minutes doing this in gimp, hope it was time well spent.


Mr Camron
money is no object. Lets be friends.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# I can't work out if this is spam or fuckwittery
Either way, try it on /talk, they love this kind of thing
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, archived)
# even better, gaz it to mongychops
he's a man of taste.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
# he will really appreciate this i know
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:04, archived)
# haha
there was even a timer on that door to show how long you took
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:50, archived)
# I thought that was how long it took to load


In future eneville, try saving as jpegs with a bit of compression :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Coincidentally, that's about how long it took to load in my browser.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
# I know I rant about this too often, but for FAQ sake, people keep posting gigantic files. 630K???
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
# A minute optimising it may have been better spent
Fucks sakes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
# grrrrr.... you tell him spazzy!
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)
# I'm mainly grumpy today
It's not hard though. Living in the boonies means I have to hit my router every evening to get a basic connection. It just helps to keep file sizes down.

I post randomly but still check the FAQ, check file size, check FAQ again, check file size into OCD heaven.

And don't patronise me or I'll get more grumpy (if that's possible).
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Which one is he?
Edit: Zigana!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Nothing says pop music like people playing chess on the album cover.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 4:34, archived)
# any comments I pass now will seem sarcastic, but here goes
Great Work! But bear in mind some viewers have 1g phones with 124 pixel wide screens
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 8:15, archived)
[challenge entry]

no shame
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)
# he loves it up the arse
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Cosby's meat, it makes me sore
I can feel it in my arse
I can feel it brush my piles
He's all I've ever wanted
and my arse is open wide
Cosby knows just what to say
and he knows just what to do
But I'll have to stop in a sec,
need a poo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Beautiful!!! : )
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Is it meat you're looking for?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
# HaHa! Very good!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:22, archived)
# Wahey!
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much had changed

through the years
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
# no wonder
he looks 40 :-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)
#
my sister bought me the dvd
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)
# how old are you?
guess what my next question is....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Here I guess?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The Italian Job Interview.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
# I don't know what job interviews you've been to in the past...
but I think you have a claim.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
# I wouldn't mind so much if they ever got back in touch...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
# YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW......never mind....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
# You're a dirty little frog..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:32, archived)
# he under-promises and over-delivers
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
# GOBFULS OF SALTY ROCK!!
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 1:41, archived)
# up meat
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
# This is kind of like 2001
in diagram form.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
# I never really got Deliah Smith's recipes.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Needs more NWO
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] No need for a title...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
# bloody lizards, making our grass change colour
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:29, archived)
# clever
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Awwww...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Haha! Great name!
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
# ^what they said
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 2:33, archived)
# is his middle name shttipanti?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# don't be silly, shittipanti's welsh!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# is not !! That's kakkinappi !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
# kakkinappi's his cousin from anglesey
shittipanti's from gwynedd
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Both of them are related to Terry Towellyn
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
# ah, terry
the first man to introduce scat clubs onto the cardiff gay scene
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
# This isn't silly.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Edit: I didn't read that properly!!! Varnish! Hahaha!

Vanish Forum Question: How do I get stains out of my clothes/sheets?

Vanish Forum Answer: Use Vanish

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
# horrible stuff, vanish
makes your clothes go all bobbly
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# You know, there really is a Vanish Forum! Check this out...
there really is a Vanish Forum! Check this out...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Useful tips right there :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
# what utter pointless shit
i've yet to get a stain on anything that i couldn't just wash off
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha
have a click for the horse cunt stain one
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
# b3ta is dead to me
Vanish is my new forum
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:11, archived)
# use vanish
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
# this gets a click
purely for all these new phrases i'm learning!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Yes it is silly and therefore great
Googles "Beak Marks." Clicks
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha excellent.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:36, archived)
# that might just work!
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
# ^ this^
shouldn't they have harvested methane as well?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)
# or just sunk some shafts and tapped geothermic power?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# True
still can't get your "Mr Quackers" out of my head - not even after all these years
:-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# 'kin 'ell if they did that they could have powered Milton Keynes off our littl'un yesterday...
*boke*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Pfffft...
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tremendous. It reminds me a bit of the Duke of Prunes' stuff.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Shopped only etc
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Oh my wonderful hahaha
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# haha brilliant Moley
edit and another FP! You're on fire mate
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)
#
Lovely, can't do moving about things, so jealous.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahah
Skillorz! :D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)
# As the Byrds said..."Gurn, gurn, gurn.."
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Wow!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# "Ah've just cacked me pants!"
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
# Top Gurn!
(, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh! Brown hands, can't be arsed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# I say to Hell with him.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Heheh
I like the un-shopped feature of "*** 1/2 Excellent"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
I thought of putting it as a percentage, but liked it as it was. Ta.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Prequel
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# alright new person
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
#
Hi Fucksocks
Thanks for welcome
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
# pfffft
have a click
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# click tracy?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
#

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Pfft !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Haha! Very good….
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Hello, new bod. Please don't be frightened..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft! call them mean? I remember when they were under 6' of water!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
# in other news: JEBUS LIVES!!!!!
and he's in the plasterwork in my toilet
JEBUS LIVES!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:13, archived)
# you need to get an old woman in to touch his face up a bit
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
# yeah it's a bit tatty eh?
where would I find such a cleaner/ painter?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Curry last night?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
# prarp!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# all hail our badly plastered lord
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
# can he save us from our sins?
i bleedin hope so!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Is Jesus a giant uterus?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
# who can say...
who can say...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# cradle of filth
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
# legit
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# that would be a good submission for
dickipedia.co/


although there are better dicks out there
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:49, archived)
# looks like someone is swinging an axe at him
there can only be one!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Jesus plays polo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
# haha yeah someone on faceflip said that too
now I can't not see the axe!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
# looks more like e.t. weilding an axe
edit - ah piss!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# I see Hitler with an axe...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# proper rorsach action going on here
you two ^^

Please wait by the door for the nice men in white coats
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
# hang on
why is this an animated gif? a patch of brown in the middle vanishes occasionally
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It looks like you're over-stretching a Black Mirror episode
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Looking forward to seeing 'Her'…

:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# TIP: You can go to the toilet during any
bit in the middle and are unlikely to miss any major plot points.

(It is good, but would have been better at under 90 minutes.)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
# 126 minutes...
Hmmm…
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
# "It is good, but would have been better at under 90 minutes."
Sums up pretty much every fucking film I've seen in the past few years.

What the fuck happened to editors?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I tend to think 87 minutes is the optimum time.
It's the same with sitcoms - extended episodes don't work. Stick to 26 minutes.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much
There are a few films that I will accept need more than 90 minutes - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, for example - but watching The Wolf of Wall Street recently I was practically screaming at the screen for him to get caught and for it to just be over. Not even the gratuitous nudity was enough to sustain that level of interest for that long. As for American Hustle, it didn't even have any gratuitous nudity, it was just stupidly overlong.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# this seems to be some form of romantic film
which means i haven't seen it. i'm assuming your post is funny, though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
# It's like a romantic Demon Seed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# see, using the word "romantic" is bad
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# ^that
it's a romcom with a serial killer I believe
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# serial killer, you say?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# yes
we have feelings too you know
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# It's simple! If you don't want clothes monsters; don't leave piles of clothes lying around...

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
# looks likes wall-e
after he decided to rip the clothes, limbs and organs off anything that moved to upgrade his screaming metal body
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:02, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# is this the prequel to IT?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
# A late entry for the
Make A Monster challenge.

Woo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# That's top notch!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
# i think all 4 year olds should be made to believe this!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:38, archived)
# This is how I feel right now
after a morning of dead router and numerous calls to Indian call centres
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# tumblr lol about what idiots are texting
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:47, archived)
# you'd be better posting that on /links as /board is for posting your own pictures
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
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(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Oh Nan, what have you done?
what have you done?It's going to be hard to trust you to support my underage electrical equipment without touching it
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# mmnnnngggghhhhh

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:08, archived)
# Wow, that's quite something.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
# I love a good mong faced belm...

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# are you being paid to advertise this site or is it something you found and thought you'd share
if the latter you want the links board
if the former, not here thanks.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Woah hold your horses!
They would love this over on /talk
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# how about this?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
# mmmnnnggghhhhh

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)
# i've got something for you....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
# mmmnnnnggghhhh

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
# You are a spacker
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# g-lord
oh crap, you've found us out,

this is clearly a paedo ring
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# you probably like these more...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
# yeah you haven't really got the hang of this have you?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# There there...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Woo very nicely, want milk in it?
want milk in it?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Not my work.
Tragically.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# The power of fuckoff compels you!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
# arigato, Sensei
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Hello
new person - can you post links here www.b3ta.com/links/
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Haha! Lovely
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:00, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:06, archived)
# Lovely
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
# :D Woo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Brilliant !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# having an old friend for dinner?
hello new person, welcome aboard :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks Mr Toast
Finally decided to sign up, though I've been coming here for years.

Slightly worried that this is the first thing that comes into my head though!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
# haha
jolly good etc
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
# he's gotta get his food from somewhere I guess.
greetings!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Their new range
Heston's "Soylent Green"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Actually
That might be a good compo entry too...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:21, archived)
# HI
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# See also
Beef curtains
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Not on BBC News you won't
it's a family website
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Not those curtains
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Hi new person, welcome :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)

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