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#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# shit's gone down!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Speaking of which.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Look away, children.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Is that Marmalade on his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
# haha, Postman's Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Blur tool saves the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Damon Albarn's not THAT bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit . . .
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# *groan*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# haha
If I only had my pan!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ribbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# bottom center = balls?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Arrrrgh, it's only feckin' Crazy Frog!
O~O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a hair in your ice cream, you say?


NSFW Source
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# and it's a thumbs up from the spectators
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Tonibellend?
I'm not clicking that until I get home
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# very good
Can I have a tonibell Double Tub?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# strawberry ice cream, chocolate ice cream?
with two flakes: one in the pink, one in the... chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
2 flakes, 1 tub
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
#
We need more variations of this ! :)
(JELLYWOBBLER, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
#
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# I think there's altogether too much of that sort of thing here
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
# I like how I got TWO Simpsons links in to one image.
could've put a donut in too, but that would've been silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
# that makes him look well buff
less is more and all that
plus it hides his tiny cock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:32, archived)
# he's a grower not a shower
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
# ew
smelly bastard...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)
# What's wrong with a Tiny Cock?
.... reaches for towel
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# there's nowhere to hang your towel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:40, archived)
# haha
but now Mother Teresa's naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
# So Prime Minister, how did you fare with Angela Merkel today?

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Urgent discussions regarding Talk
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Heheh
Every time I see that DVD shelf, I think "I'm glad I've never bothered to watch 24".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Twenty-
Fork Handles.

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I cant see this challenge ending well...


*edit* also, is there a way to only search porn images on google? In the olden days it was always porn with safe search off. Now I type 'man coming on face' and find nothing, with filtering turned off....
Come on google, get on it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# I love contemporary dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
#
reminded me of that thing that won xfactor, the one with the shadows, but in reverse.
And better.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
# Shadow porn is a niche I want to explore.
Hurt hurr hurr ... 'niche'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# mofaha made a search for sexy results
but i can't find it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Ha indeed,
way better :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:23, archived)
# haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# just include the word 'porn' in your search
and Google unleashes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Ha Ha, so simple :)
thanks
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE NSFW THINGS SFW


This week's challenge is to take something that's not suited for office viewing and turn it into something absolutely safe for your coworkers to glimpse at (suggested by Rafi, sample image by deodar ant).
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Even though it has been SFWed
I made a little sick in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Everybody loves vomit.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
# a
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
# every time a joy to see
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Sir!.... me sir! Please, I have a question!
How do I look for NSFW images to make SFW when I will do all of this at work?

Regards
Ya What?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)
# 1. Go to reddit.com
2. look for this thread from a few days ago.
3. edit slightly and post here
4. ??????
5. profit
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
# hmm...
the whole thing makes me nervous to search.
almost like google image russian roulette...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
# Get back to work, you slacker
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# slacker? me?!
how dare you.
one day I'll be a slacker, one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# And then b3ta was silent as everyone started furiously researching source material
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha!
Fraser wins!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Stop posting other people's work you didn't make yourself, you terrible troll
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# oh ok, yeah, i guess i'll have a go at this
now that we're one big happy forum, we should have some things we can do together
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# I hope you'll be on 24 hour mod watch because I'm busy for the next 7 days :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Is there a record for greatest number of p45s for an image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
# :D
send unfair dismissal forms to Rob Manuel at B3ta towers, london
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Allow me to pea on this hot thread...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
# She should be careful.
Might have an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
#
Thats an unusually small cock for porn work....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Okay that's me unable to take part for a week
My productivity at work will go through the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Cock it


I missed my 11th cakeday. I will however soon post a new animation dedicated to my time on b3ta either posting or lurking. Also I have lost my newsletter animation - the cat supernova starfish one. Does anyone have a copy in an archive someplace?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# happy un b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Thanks
I was going to do an animation for it but I have wife now and she is much times.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
# Here's a cake I didn't bake for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Wise words

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
# what if you suffer from nightmares?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
# 'follow' not 'replicate'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# steve buscemi's lost his edge since doing countdown

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# that works so well
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
I just think Ren & Stimpy every time I see him
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# That is uncanny.
Totes got a wide-on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
# i've got a picture of her on my phone
with her chabs out sunbathing.
(#1, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# link?
:)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# That hair reminds me of one of SundaeLunch's pictures from earlier.

www.b3ta.com/board/11059437
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Isn't Kurt Cobain ace?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Steve Nice But...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:42, archived)
# BLOODY nice bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
# :D
nice to see they got the Birds Trifle sponsorship deal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:26, archived)
# The Lairds of Battenberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
What a shit kit
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:06, archived)
# like i said yesterday It's like they sent the cmyk colour alignment sheet instead of the actual design
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# haha, I so hope that's the case
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Obvious:
"The design of the new scotland away top should be used as propaganda for the better together campaign."

John Watson (@allusauthors)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Does this mean the new Jock currency is the Pink Pound?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
# NomNom
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# nope can't see what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
# he's had too much spice, he has.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:48, archived)
# The Pies must flow!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Chuck a giant worm egg at 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
# :)
Jabba-John
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Excellent!
Shopped pics only though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, archived)
# TJ: I don't really venture over to /talk much. They seem like a nice enough bunch, but do they really only ever talk about the the time of day…?
but do they really only ever talk about the the time of day…?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
# morning
i think i'm getting the hang of this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# morning
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
# afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:10, archived)
# whoa!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# wait til you try an alright thread
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:34, archived)
# hmmm… one step at a time
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
# alright tangs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# alright mongs
it's alright here innit?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# READ YOUR FUCKING MESSAGES
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
# they're probably just bills or something

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
bet it's shopped too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:07, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# SSDD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# haha
bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:32, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Stevenson's Swiss Roll
(colinr, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:34, archived)
# haha
What's that boy doing to the lady in red?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha
Finger of Fudge?
(colinr, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
# haha
While the crowd's occupied . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Dancing with her
Cheek to Cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
# tickling the velvet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
# What a quaint euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Ta :)
(colinr, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Most delicious of all the transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Ezergood
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Leave Rebekah Alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
# NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
# She knew nothing
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Nice one Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Cheers fella
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
# you'd think he's be happy with that upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:29, archived)
# that's his happy face...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
# *Praying for that gif of the dog on hind legs waving cartoon arms as he walks past*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# That's wheely good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
# not all upgrades are equal

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Christ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:46, archived)
# He happy now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)
# who's that, ken hom?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:56, archived)
# It's Boris Wang
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)
# thank fuck, b3ta's back to normal
All those nasty talkers have left us to get on with the REAL good stuff.

Nicely sir! How are the kids smoosh! Lol top hole
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Cheers mateypoos!
Loving them more and more each day!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Dad?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# Wow, that must have taken you AGES.
How do you come up with your ideas?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# My kids, fella.
I do it all for my kids and they love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
You've made him look more intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Holy fuck it's Winnie the Pooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# hahahahaha it is as well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11061286
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)
# stop fucking moaning for fuck sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:44, archived)
# ding ding ding self-awareness bell ding-a-ling ding
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
# aaaaw it's his tag team buddies
how sweet

are you going to run over to /talk after this to get your daily praise?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:03, archived)
# hey everybody look what I just dun said on /board

pathetic shit troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, archived)
# u ok hun?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:24, archived)
# say a prayer xoxox
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:30, archived)
# think he needs his blanky and a cuddle

edit: see? the poor lamb is in weepy pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
# you hate it because you know I'm right
the fact you jump from here to /talk looking for their praise at your antics over here is pathetic

[edit] see? who are you trying to convince?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# pfft
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
# HA HA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)
# What the fuck is this?
Is B3ta run by Jehova's Witnesses now?

Oh and morning btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
# god be with you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Every moment God is with me
while I have a shit. God is there with me, wanking furiously.

Was God a DJ in the 70s?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Depends, did god touch you in your "special place"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Well it helped to push the poo out afterwards in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# I can only imagine the consequences of it being stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
# not being funny mate, but yur mum looks like a ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Not even a human ballsack.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Christ, my Mum's getting in on the action today too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
Someone tell it that he's holding a microphone and not a lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# [hilarious mspaint magenta cock picture here]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# meatloaf really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
# alright broadsword
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# what about african babies with aids?
i asked for a grifter one year and got a raleigh mag burner, father christmas is better than god
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:05, archived)
# PLus, father christmas never gave anyone aids
well, not officially.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# he does come down my chimney and empty his sack at the end of my bed
but i'm clean i think so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Well, it's true he does like to fill your sock with his goodies
oh.. wait.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# those african babies probably deserved it
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# ah spose
it saves them coming over here and eating our pets
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Years back Father Xmas gave me a Raleigh bike
I asked him for an old English aristocrat, I was so disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# haha jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)
# Good morning my child.
May God's blessings be upon you all.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# I FEEL BLESSED INDEED!
God love you, brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
# hello fresh water mole, god bless you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:26, archived)
# peace be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
# bring da ruckus
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Threadwaste!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# If there's more than eight threads a day, rob has to jump start the rack of zx80s
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
# The blood of Christ keep you in eternal life.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)
# morning doves, morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
# word up, tang up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
# This board reintegration is going really well
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
# It's an excellent idea.
Ignore the weepers and haters. I am an GENIUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:26, archived)
# reintegration sounds so heartless
i prefer assimilation
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# f'shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Hey Jecs, I'm new to /board
I'm sure we're all going to get on great
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
# I hope so
Really does depend on the amount of Redbull I have drunk beforehand tbh :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# hey sweety xxx
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:21, archived)
# I knew you could bring everyone together
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
# He's the jam in a big messageboard sandwich.
The sexy sexy jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# vaya con dios, el Doveston
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Que el amor de Dios te acompañe, dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:31, archived)
# lol dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
# y con tu espíritu, dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)
# much beaker such wow
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Seams ok to me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
#
Boffins discover proof of God ! i.e. Beaker :)
(JELLYWOBBLER, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Ning
Is that the Cat in the Hat on a hoverboard? (cloud on the right)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Life is like a sewer
what you get our of it depends upon what you put into it

(quote Tom Lehrer)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# While we're having a love-in, can all the trollinvaderz vote for the nsfw image challenge
It'll end up 90% startled women sucking things that hilariously aren't penises, but at least it isn't fwuffywuffyanimalkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# /w tits
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I voted for fwuffywuffyanimalkins sucking things that hilariously aren't penises
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# There's nothing more arousing than an ickul lambikins suckling hard at a bottle.
Oh yeah. Slurp that milk, you dirty little orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Probably not a great idea.
I don't know if Nuts magazine has a website, but, if it does, endless 'shops of women giving blowjobs is what I'd imagine it to look like.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# You can do men sucking things that hilariously aren't penises if it makes you less uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)
# I don't need your permission to "do" men, Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
# As long as you keep the webcam switched on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# open-season for noncing :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Red sky in the morning, /boards warning


and it should be "how many you receive..."


\pedant
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)
# god is infallible
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Like a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Unexpected

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# We're here. We're queer. Something something beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# FAQ asks you to only post your own work on mainboard
also leaching images is a no no too I think

Cheers and morning sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)
# faq also says don't be boring
chill out grandad
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# you see posting that as exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
# haha :)
living on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)
# It got a bigger and more varied response than anything else that's been posted recently.
When the boards are reunited, you're going to have to deal with more of this excitement. Sexy times ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# be still my beating heart
images found online, posting things you haven't made, it's like the last days of the roman empire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:48, archived)
# b3ta is dying
It might as well go down in a blaze of sodomy, incest, and Visigoths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:56, archived)
# yay!
is it really dying though? granted talk seems to be getting weirdly slow, but I think for the most part the people posting on the mainboard are happy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# toast
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# roon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# It won't die if they do what they're told and merge all the boards back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
# It asks and he didnt
ban him toasty, gwan.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# lol
I've only ever banned spambots and I'd like to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah!
You stick it to the horrid invader troll bully nonce /talk scum!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done


I spent way too much time looking at that man's arsehole. It reminded me too much of work.
(gijoel, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 0:22, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 0:27, archived)
# this has everything
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 0:30, archived)
# this makes me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 0:59, archived)
# feel free to feed
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 1:17, archived)
# mmm, corn
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 1:19, archived)
# TP for your bunghole?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 3:34, archived)
# GUESS WHICH IMAGE CHALLENGE i VOTED FOR
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 3:51, archived)
# I'M A PEPPER!!!!!!!! I'M A PEPPER!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 3:54, archived)
# irl giggles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 3:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 1:32, archived)
# u ok hun? x
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 1:49, archived)
# MY INTERNET IS BROKEN
sorry...didn't mean to shout
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 7:25, archived)
# Beautiful
Feed the Pigeons!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)

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