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# No Reason


(a non-factory-wrapped tuna and cucumber sandwich)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 1:08, archived)
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Edit: Pretty impressive lurking there, user no. 145!

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 1:29, archived)
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lurk lurk lurk

I was more active some years ago :)

(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 5:29, archived)
# can i still stick it up my ass
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 3:07, archived)
# You are goatse AICMFP.
{:-)

B3ta in Urban dictionary, I think they are wrong.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aicmfp



(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 3:38, archived)
# the sandwich or the fish?
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# Onion Head
Is this from the Onion Wars game?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 10:58, archived)
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whats this now
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Our survey said...

(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Haha
Compo it!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Wasn't sure if it fitted the brief but
since it's your compo...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:47, archived)
# I make the rules.
It's interesting enough.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:21, archived)
# Question 4. Name a supporting character from 'Magnum P.I.'
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:57, archived)
# Chickentowel Tennisbread
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# Dennis.
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# Bobobobobobobobobo "bo" Bosack
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 5:52, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:40, archived)
# I tried it in MacOs and it did not do justice. I tried to record it. No justice. It needs to be seen.


I grabbed it from my spinner:
www.zettix.com/sean/js/3dp.html
But different browsers do different things.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Too FAQing big! 100k for still images 400k for animations.
Likely monster size as animation. Anyway, have you checked out www.chromeexperiments.com/ yet?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Sorry if too big.
By nature it is stupidly complex. About every attempt to represent it is a perilous plunge into compressing the pathologically uncompress[ieauo]ble. I can put the kabosh on it but has b3ta softened its data thresholds in the past millennium? Cool if no, pure math has a limited audience. Tried to make up for that with resolution on an image that wipes compression with it's arse. Deep apologies to those using the neighbor's laser for connectivity.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
# Actually, those are the lax new rules, it used to be 50k and 200k.
It is odd, given the massive weight of threads like the one below. I just enjoy
playing at board-nazi for shit and giggles. It's all fun and games until you are
buttraped by the mods, then it might still be fun, depending on your tastes.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:42, archived)
# And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those darn kids.
The gay shift used to mean something. Really. It had some meaning.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Now it's just gone kinda up it's ass
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 5:53, archived)
# for great justice
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# it looks like bacon from a distance
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# i didn't say pork rinds
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Some people see what they want to see
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# The Holy Blavinge.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Worst attempt at tie-dye.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# I was blind, but now I'm JC.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Stigmoorta
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# :)
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# Oh no, the lurrrve bote.
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Hank Solar Loved to Dance
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# love this
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 1:40, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
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# oh my
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# :D
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# :D
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# I had to get this out of my head
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:17, archived)
# They call him Nut Job. Oh, Nut Job!
They call him Nut Job with a lizard fetish.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
#
A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE MAD HOUSE...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Late entry for the visually impaired downhill !
.

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(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:49, archived)
# That's Bill Sikes' dog!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:19, archived)
# David Blunkett !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] soz
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:31, archived)
# I think that would still work
if you chopped the top half of the picture off
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha indeed :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Tim Wottacunt
...as he's known in our house
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 19:50, archived)
# That's still too expensive for the ones round here !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Can you do 'Gash in the Attic' next?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# :D
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# ARF!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry..
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:29, archived)
# *stern stare with raised eyebrow*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Oof!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:37, archived)
# You wasted 40 seconds of my life, and I want it back!
Meh. I'd only waste it.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:38, archived)
# haha for fuck sake this has cheered me up
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Is she having a midwife crisis?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:48, archived)
# I love you.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:04, archived)
# just heard that it's International Women's Day today
 photo IWD01.jpg

but don't you worry your pretty little heads about that
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# You must be a male
or you would have remembered it falls on the same date every year, like birthdays, anniversaries...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)
# *hi-fives*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Fucking hell.
You're the reason there are days like this.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Crass jokes on the interweb?
Not fgm or wage discrepancy or disenfranchisement or stoning to death?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Serious reply alert:
Yes, at least in our society. There aren't many people who genuinely think any of those things are acceptable, and fortunately most women in our society don't have to deal with most of those things. But many people do think that jokes about "getting back in the kitchen", etc, are acceptable, and women in our society do have to deal with them on a daily basis. I don't think this is a controversial or unusual opinion - see Everyday Sexism Project, for example.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49, archived)
# Tsk. Typical lesbian.
I see the boys of twatter have outdone themselves weeping about the lack of an international men's day. Even though there is one. And even though it doesn't apply to them in any case on account of them being eternal boys.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:03, archived)
# The very serious issues aside
Many women can take banter on the chin too you know, and that is how I saw the OP. Men who try too hard to be 'gentlemen' can be just as irritating, as in 'I won't swear, there are ladies present'. Just fucking be yourself. Holding doors open for people and so on is just manners, male or female.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:05, archived)
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n t
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# ahah. ahahahahah.
dirty fucker, shambo! i've got tea out my nose now!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Took me an age to get it!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:11, archived)
# takes a while to get rid of it, too
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:14, archived)
# Particularly if it gets matted in the hair...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:08, archived)
# I may not be able to lower inequality but I can certainly lower the tone.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:25, archived)
# and that's all we ask
hmm, almost pub o'clock. 'bye!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:28, archived)
# *cricket applause*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:17, archived)
# be excellent to one another
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Station!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:11, archived)
# *air guitars*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Put them in the Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden? Excellent!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:15, archived)
# i think all jokes are acceptable, buy the very nature that they are jokes
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:53, archived)
# weak troll is weak
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:24, archived)
# nice tits though
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Marvin
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:59, archived)
# I think you'll find
every day is women's day
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Can you dig it?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 15:27, archived)
# can you dig it? because I've got a dodgy back, and you know how all that bending and lifting can hurt
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Shaft! He's a carpet-cleaning man...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# haha, can you lift your feet up, cheers
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:06, archived)
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# pff
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# Yes!
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# :@ )
magnificently silly!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# oof !
i could feel the inevitable punchline thundering towards the horizon as i scrolled through that.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Comin' at ya like a freight train.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Heheh
I love that film - it's basically Double Dragon : The Movie.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Double Dragon the movie you say?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Oh dear
I either did not know or had deliberately forgotten about that!

What's wrong with walk - fight - walk - fight - walk - fight as a plot?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:40, archived)
# agreed!
they should make a film where the protagonists have to destroy a car within a time limit too
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:55, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:19, archived)
# i can dig it!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 0:04, archived)
# he he he he he
snigger chortle
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:50, archived)
# Humble thanks for the FP.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*Click* congrats on the FP Cap'n :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Brilliant!
COME OUT TO PLAY-AY but don't talk to strangers and be back by 6pm
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:39, archived)
# Haha! Great.
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo's wine looks a little frothy
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 13:19, archived)
# WINE GLASS FOR WINE, PLEASE!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 13:54, archived)
# they look how i feel
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:58, archived)
# At least one of them will have a Foggy head in the morning.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# They already made it!
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:36, archived)
#
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# bonus
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# GJMx2
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 4:04, archived)
# Man dumped on from great height.
{:-)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 5:06, archived)
# I thought it was a turd doing a person
in some kind of role-reversal
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# mandump
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:44, archived)
# I always feel bad for that dude
Especially when you inevitably kill him and Quelaag's sister before starting NG+.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:08, archived)
# A*JM!


*adorable
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 7:28, archived)
# That sword doesn't look a very practical size.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:41, archived)
#
black iron tarkus doesnt give a fuck
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 8:57, archived)
# Well, he otter
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:40, archived)
# oh fuck you guys, that was comedy gold.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:04, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
Silently.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:23, archived)
# It's people not congratulating each other every time they post
that is killing b3ta.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:26, archived)
# nice
"It's just a flesh wound!"
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:41, archived)
# one day, one day...i will have a clue about one of these pictures
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:43, archived)
# I think you have to collect them all like pogs or panini stickers.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:49, archived)
# i fucking love collecting stickers, so excited to start my brazil world cup one
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# I've got Tom Finney and Stanley Matthews as swaps.
It's funny because you're talking about the imminent world cup and I'm hilariously referring back to the previous Brazil world cup in the 1950s.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:00, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:38, archived)
# praise the sun
sun microwave
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 11:33, archived)
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yessss
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# ELP's best album
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(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
# needs more black
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Toughest bastard in Lordran,
Never says a word.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:09, archived)
# the Olympic Downstair Fail
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#

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# Mesmerising.
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# I like the bit 13 minutes in where one of them actually pulls it off.
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# Where can this be seen?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Just keep watching for 13 minutes. But don't blink. It's very quick.
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# cool
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# snow bored
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# me too

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# Haha
you sick little monkey
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:20, archived)
# Don't shoot the messenger.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:45, archived)
# not the bear!!
:(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:33, archived)
# Especially the bear!!!
…(speaking of beer)…..o/'
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 2:46, archived)
# how come you never spank a monkey?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 3:14, archived)
# ewww
That's sick, Bro.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Unbearable
sorry
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 5:08, archived)
# \o
ZWAK!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 4:04, archived)
# \o
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:42, archived)
# This was the real reason for world war 2
HISTORY!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 4:23, archived)
# Fax!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Horrible Historieeeeeees
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Thank fuck you're back.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Game Set and Lofthatch
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:01, archived)
# he's happy cos he's insulating
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 7:34, archived)
# arf !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Well I thought it was great.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I hope he is wearing gloves or pat cash might get a rash in the attic
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Yup
(, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 23:52, archived)
# heehee
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:28, archived)
# I like this, and to show I like this
I am printing it out on large paper, and mailing it to the new program department of the BBC and Channel 4.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:29, archived)
# They'll show it on BBC3
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 0:33, archived)
# More of this sort of thing !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:36, archived)

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