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[challenge entry] I reposted this. I think it should win the compo. Again.


EDIT Oh cock that was meant to go into moley moley moley's compo thread. Apologies.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:25, archived)
# How could you?
HOW COULD YOU?!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:27, archived)
# I've ruined everything!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:29, archived)
# Middle-right:
Nip slip!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Shirley, it's bound to win
It's always fixed!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll re-post this then from t'other day
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# a b3ta classic!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Enough of your pearoasting excuses!!!
It is good though :)
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:53, archived)
# :P
that's fucking ace that.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 22:27, archived)
# I'll have a...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:22, archived)
# "I'm going for the failed 80s popstar look"
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry]


Just in case you missed it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg9PWSHL4Vg


(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:07, archived)
# I bet he never even dropped his croissant either
...smug fucker.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:12, archived)
# I wonder whether a cigar butt started the fire….
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:17, archived)
# His smugness is totally impervious!
In other news, I dreamed that Martina Navratilova gave me a pedicure last night. Interesting.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:17, archived)
# upgrade that dream to Sharapova?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:32, archived)
# ...don't mind if I do

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Mmm, toasty croissant
WINNAH!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Smug cannot be killed
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:13, archived)
# hhahaha
top stuff
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] sees fire & promptly uses is to roast a pea.


or maybe just sticks his head in to have a wee look /coat
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Well in that case...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Dave Allen is basically a young Gordon Brown isn't he?
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:20, archived)
# This is insane
And wonderful
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Guilty lols
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:14, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FIRE!


One-word challenge: Fire! This week's task is to celebrate the world of conflagration and combustion, from the Great Fire to forest fires to fire breathing. Fire!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:25, archived)
# Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 3:44, archived)
# there is something wrong with that cat's eyes
can't pick it ...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 3:50, archived)
# i blame Pedro
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 4:05, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# grotesque
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
#

fuck
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 1:46, archived)
# eep!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 2:06, archived)
# seeeeexxxyyyyyyyy!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 2:10, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 3:46, archived)
#
fuck
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:42, archived)
# lawdeh!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:17, archived)
# The future of internet pornography...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:38, archived)
#
Hi %first_name%,
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 0:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
# Worst sanitary towel ever
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Worst Shoe Bomber EVA.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:34, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:22, archived)
# Bones Boy
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 2:05, archived)
# GSTM
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 2:55, archived)
# Death Lives!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] A late entry from the Heavy Metal arcade.

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:41, archived)
# One of the very first home computer animations I remember ever seeing
was of Yosser from "Boys from the Blackstuff" banging his head on a brick wall.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Was it as good as when an Unexpected Fred Astaire said "Gizzajob - I can do that!".
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:55, archived)
# stretch and dislocate your arm
Stand back light your pipe and admire your hand work :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:14, archived)
# i like this
...a lot
make sure it's tagged
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# It would never drop
Childhood ruined.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:56, archived)
# I wanna play !
(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 0:20, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
Your choices:

Make every movie a Kung-Fu movie
Kung-Fu improves all sorts of otherwise dull movies: Driving Miss Daisy, Sleepless in Seatle, Pride & Prejudice, Nymphomania, The Ten Commandments...

One word challenge: Fire!

If the dead were alive
Show us what great historical figures would be up to were they still alive today.

Hair Styles
North Korean men have been told they must have Kim Jong-un's hairstyle. It's quite an amusing haircut, but it could be funnier. Give the illustrious leader a new do and while you're at it play hairdresser with anyone else you fancy. Bonus points for photos of your own home salon attempts/disasters.

Democratic Voting Procedure:





(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:17, archived)
# No one's voted yet.
How am I going to get this right?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:19, archived)
# If you saw a vote appear would you vote the same way, or against it?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I have no idea
I only act once someone else has acted. It's probably some kind of innate caution thing.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Vote now!

(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Ooh, it's exciting.
Potatoes are very versatile, but a sponge is a cuter animal. Who will win?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Sponges may well be cute
But could you imagine falling asleep in the bath and waking up fo find one squidging up your chest to do god knows what to your face?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# I'm reading about it now
they're all hermaphrodites, they could either bud on your face or spunk on it through their pores.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:50, archived)
# On the first date?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)
# First one to vote is a wazzock.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha, not heard wazzock in years :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 4:10, archived)
# what a lovely colour set
*bookmarks*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Yes, I thought the same.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:38, archived)
# FIRE!
*dances madly*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Careful, that looks to be a rain dance you're performing there.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# How could I not vote for fire?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:49, archived)
# It's a burning hot topic
The debate's ablaze
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:50, archived)
# You're not bright enough...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:55, archived)
# there's no smoke without fire!
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 1:18, archived)
# how about -- people who buy a laptop for $230 (US) or £140 , and then complain that it's not running as well as they'd like
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Re : Hair styles
I saw a small mountain wearing a wig recently. Climbers were furious and demanded action, there was hill toupée.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:57, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:13, archived)
# oh the fun we'll miss
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 4:14, archived)
# Beautiful, man....beautiful...
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Norrell/Strange: the dead, if about today, would mainly be decomposing
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:47, archived)
# I know of a song about that
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Well, number 3 was done not 4 months ago
www.b3ta.com/challenge/past-people-today/

So I'm going for that, just to repost all my images from then and steal other peoples and pass them off as my own.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:10, archived)
# It's not theft, it's paying tribute
...as Tarantino would say.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Or coldplay and super Mario...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:46, archived)
# woah
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:53, archived)
# aminate it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:16, archived)
# yeah, I was gonna, but the head got in the way
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:26, archived)
# You are 'The Shit' at these!
Superb mate:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# that's a cracker
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Elboobs
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# I never meet women like this online dating
I entered all the criteria such as must be a female arm as an arm with nice boobs and worried she may have lost her mobile for one second and missed a text.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Is that Patsy Kensit?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Bar Refaeli
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 0:59, archived)
# All seems in order here.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 0:07, archived)
# Thank you all! :D
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 0:58, archived)
# I am up in arms about this.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 4:06, archived)
# oh, I get it*
*I don't get it
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:16, archived)
# that works really rather well
really. oh my.
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Zzz Factor
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:18, archived)
# So there's Jimmy Page playing his guitar with a bow like he did in Dazed and Confused which was quite good
and then there's some bint with drawn-on eyebrows who is presumably either famous or wants to be famous or is judging people to decide whether they're allowed to be famous or not, and she finds Jimmy Page boring.
Well I hope he kicks her in the nuts.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:36, archived)
# sad thing is anyone bothering watching it :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Kiss the Panda!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
# no! damn furries! kiss your own panda!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Go on
you know you want too?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)
# mwah
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:54, archived)
# i knew there was something odd about you
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:58, archived)
# there's more than one thing - believe me
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Lovely
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha
*AutoClick* :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Twang
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:32, archived)
# i'll see your ng
and raise you a t
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# :)
Tg ker
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# 0_o
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# is that a demented # 9th ?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Grrr


Click for bigger (95 kb)


edit/ grrr-ing at Dave not you!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:19, archived)
# rock n roll
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Cracking something out
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 3:45, archived)
# Landscape that ya Bastard !
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# i like his wank pocket
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# You'd do anything to get into a muff
: D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# pfff!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
#
ha-ha :)
Edit my best landscaping pun ever missed by a country mile :(
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# i prefer a ho-ho myself
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Very good
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
He's a bit Jonathan Woss in that top pic
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# you'd need that to listen to celine dion
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice! Inspired me to do this:
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:07, archived)
# chortle :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# *weeps at thing of beauty*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
# *spots potential customer*
"would sir be looking to purchase a 1/2 price limited edition cuckoo clock?"
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:29, archived)
# *weeps at blatant bullying*
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Russ Abbot wig
Nice T-shirt mate
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:24, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS: MySpace have just entered the 3D race
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Heheh
Slide number 1...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:09, archived)
# heh !
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
With a satisfying 'ka-clunk' every time you click the mouse
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:44, archived)
# you rotter, you stole my act
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:07, archived)
# I like this Pedrostylefotoshopfacefucking
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:38, archived)
# FP now!!!!

Last CocKnee from me - they don't seem to have gained quickly in popularity for some reason
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:17, archived)
# finally, we discover what the butler saw!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
So much of my childhood was wasted on these things.
Even if they had porn wheels in them they'd still have been shoite.
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:02, archived)
# Ahh, I loved View Masters
This has gave me an idea. Off to the potato shop!
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] That's how a true metalhead plays it
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Ahaahaha
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Ho yes :)
I always thought the keys to that game should have been R, S and I
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] In honour of Cosmos and Hear 'n Aid
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Welcome new person
Pull up a chair, shop a kitten and all that
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Hi new person, welcome :)
(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:22, archived)

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