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# on closer inspection...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:13, archived)
# :(
(^(^;;^)^) THE BOSS WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND HIS PHOTO. HE IS NOT HAPPY.
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:35, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3TA BANKSY

This week we're joining in with art terrorist Banksy in his fabulous Art Attack style adventures.
Boot up Streetview, find a wall or something and spraypaint a naughty on it, B3ta style. Suggested by Twisted Omentum
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:02, archived)
# I think I geddit

Rob Manuel sucks soldiers cocks?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:07, archived)
# I think it's a comment on a lack of public toilets around Buckingham Palace
which is also where Rob lives as a child chained to a radiator

It's political and commenting on society innit
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:09, archived)
# cameron's britain
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well pea this straight in :-)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:11, archived)
# My FP from a previous compo




(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:22, archived)
# didn't extreme airbrushing 'win' ?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:25, archived)
# at 10am when the challenge started it was banksy leading by a couple of votes
5 minutes later it was airbrushing.
For some reason people kept voting after this one had started,
edit - and still are an hour and a half later
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:30, archived)
#
*votes*

*edit* told you I would. The banksy thing makes no sense. To me.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
#
*votes*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
# I quite like this Bansky one
it's a bit different.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
# I dont understand
how can I spray paint things? I need to find a 'site' or place on streetview and then add some 'street art' (vandalism) to it?

That right?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Something like that
Maybe seemed good on paper masonry but in reality I give it a day
*possibly 2
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# just goes to show we need more than 160 minutes to vote in
2 weeks in a row I've missed the vote now
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Didnt it used to be
the challenge choices were up at wednesday night, then the vote picked thursday morning?
I seem to remember this. And 27 votes does not a poll make. You aren't Rimmel...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:54, archived)
# you can't get the staff
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Aw I wanted some Chris doss airbrushing..
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Repost, but topical at the moment
I hastily made this for my girlfriend on Valentine's day last year. It's crude, but I prioritised getting it on the net as soon as possible rather than making the best card possible for my better half
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# I bet she daren't go to the toilet when you're around!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:01, archived)
# That's a big pistol
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:13, archived)
#
heppy?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, I was hopeful we would get Thunderbirds for the comp
have this seamless effort.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Extreme Airbrushing - Make normal folk look like flawless magazine models, or take fashion shoots to the next level. (fridgefreezer)
B3ta Banksy - Boot up Streetview, find a wall or something and spraypaint a naughty on it, B3ta style. (Twisted Omentum)
Thunderbirds - Visible strings, 6-wheeled rolls royces and futuristic airliners, Gerry Andersonify the world (fridgefreezer)
Clothing Animals - Clothing for animals, animals made of clothes, animals that dress you, your call (Drimble)




(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 7:42, archived)
# good ideas
unsure what to vote for
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:33, archived)
# I'm not trying to sway votes or get anyone in to trouble, but just in case they are of use...



Use stencil one first and make sure they both line up (dur, obviously!)
Oh, and make sure you get an adult to help with the cutting out.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:31, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 11:39, archived)
# hah!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:53, archived)
# the fiver's in the post :-)
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Kim Jong Emo
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 2:50, archived)
# KPOP
hey, look what i found on the internet -- AD placement LOLz
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 4:00, archived)
# pfftlol
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha oooh shit
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 4:34, archived)
# Fucking bears!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 4:56, archived)
# cheezus
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:36, archived)
# Oof!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:34, archived)
# The family that heats together eats together
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
# It's not like he doesn't already stand out as the only fat guy in north korea
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] sort of recycled from heavy metal compo
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:31, archived)
# He's a friend of Stee Van Fry!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:38, archived)
# To me, too spew...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 8:27, archived)
# Gate ruck
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 0:18, archived)
# How marvelous.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 3:38, archived)
# Is it delivering colour cubes?
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty accurate.......
.

.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
#
The Shadows are tonight's backing band.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:03, archived)
# and this one is too obscure for...
 photo luckystreik_zps4aca8d58.jpeg

(but is is by one of my all-time fave rockin' teenage combos)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha.... Talking of obscure........
.

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(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] And..........
.

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(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:06, archived)
# FUCK USES FUCK
- IT FUCKS YOU UP
LOSE THREE CHODE TOKENS
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:13, archived)
# but he's already used up his chode allowance
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:37, archived)
# FUCK DENIED
NO PREFUND
NO DISCUNT
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:44, archived)
# IN CHODE WE (the people)TRUST
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:50, archived)
# fuck
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:35, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 2:19, archived)
# SET A COURSE
FOR FUCK!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# u killed the board
someone posted a 1.5 yo pic I did on reddit
imgur.com/ULPhYbW
b3ta.com/board/10868630
b3ta.com/board/10868604#post10868630

EDIT: oops here's the reddit link (i suck at reddit)
www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/233grj/this_hurts_my_brain/
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:06, archived)
# I saw that, I've seen a few of your car ones on there
Imjussayin
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Jam and Marmalade seem to be popular names for pop bands back then
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 18:36, archived)
# is that a giant 'Jim'll fix it badge' around his neck?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 18:40, archived)
# pffffft
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:58, archived)
# HER TITS!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:22, archived)
# THIS. BIG.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:47, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW THIS!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:09, archived)
# totally irresponsible grand-parenting
you ought to be ashamed
harumph
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
# MY GRANDSON! MY GRANDSON!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# paging moggy...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:10, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# :D


(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 18:09, archived)
# yum
fish
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Tubgirl preparing for a new trick
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:27, archived)
# Sometimes Japan seems determined to make the rest of the world wish America hadn't stopped at Nagasaki.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:33, archived)
# These images from the extensive research folder?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Funnier in my head.. And made more sense there as well.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:32, archived)
# i would walk five hundred miles
to avoid having to drink that toxic bilge water
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# I don't think one drinks it for the taste...
2 things about special brew, its never been drank indoors, and its never been paid for with a note
/Jimmy Carr
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Also available: 600KV Tazers
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:13, archived)
# haha very good !
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:45, archived)
# ha ...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# *buys*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Police to probe Balls!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Belter!
Saw the story and knew it needed the b3ta treatment.

(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# haha cheers
yeah, I was going to replace his head on this Gove one at first?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Ye canny get!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:54, archived)
# :D Woo
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Balls to the wall?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Trapped Balls.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
# :)
thanks!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)
# ED BALLS
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
# That's lovely :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't think this one's been done yet
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:53, archived)
# pssst! banksy it
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Been, done, T-shirt...


Wow... 2007...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Still very good
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:18, archived)
# *blush*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:23, archived)
# haha! compo the pea roast too!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Not really an advert though is it?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# They didn't have Photoshop back in those days, it was all done with chalk and a scalpel
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Business cards and sellotape ashally :-)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# haha
Banksy revealed!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:52, archived)
# I wish...
Could do with his money at the moment.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# That's just what Banksy would say
;)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Well yes these workman disguises don't come cheap...
err... I mean...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:28, archived)
# You're not with Con Ed, or the phone company, we've checked.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Drive...
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Reverting back to my usual fare...
Have a pic of my friend, Nano :D



And in other news, my ten year man drought has ended, so I'm doubly pleased with life in general of late.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:44, archived)
# Always with the sideburns! :)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:06, archived)
# I have a huge thing for guys with lovely facial furniture :)
So yeah. :D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:26, archived)
# *clickety*
So you're dating wolverine then? Good stuff!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:07, archived)
# Oh, thank you!
I guess you could say that, and hell yes, it's wonderful
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:27, archived)
# he's a handsome devil
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:21, archived)
# He really is, you know
I could go on at length, but I shan't, though he really is stupendous and a magnificent human being in all regards.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Nice work
Is he saying, "Please don't draw me, while I'm on the bladdy dunny!"?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# very nice!
I want everyone to be able to join in
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# bless you sir
So, you're going to the UK soon? Can you bring me back some shitty food?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:03, archived)
# cooool
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Well, go easy - warm up before "exercise" and stay hydrated...
Nicely..
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Nice pic.........
And good luck !
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 6:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:53, archived)
# ewwwwwww, especially the first one
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:54, archived)
# Emerging umbilical hernia or,
The clit that got lost.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:58, archived)
# a simple procedure removes all trace....
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:07, archived)
# whoah!

(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 4:00, archived)
# it's a trap
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:07, archived)
# mew
*thrrrp*
best mewthrrrp cat evar!
:D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:10, archived)
# it's Lou Gramm's cat
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:14, archived)
# \o/
Fat Freddy's cats' nose!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 3:16, archived)
# yes o/
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:43, archived)
# mew
What big eyes you have
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:28, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# That's excellent!!!!!!!
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 5:11, archived)
# Now that is seriously disturbing
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Fuck that's disturbing
Woo :D
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Nite all
.

.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 0:05, archived)
# i thought that said 'Priority Breast Clinic'
:)
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 1:00, archived)
# idiot


me too,

but only because i read your comment first, then i was really confused
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 2:22, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*


Surely deserving of a cheeky squeeze
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Step Up 2: The Streets
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha top stuff
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The sound of science !
I like this !
.
edit NWOT
.

.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Grief
You silly fecker :)
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha
click
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
# I'd buy that!
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Tchhh
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Tee hee !
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Another NWOT
.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 8:07, archived)
# o___o
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:44, archived)

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