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[challenge entry] Vintage Edition....Jeremy tests the state of the art suspension on the new Daimler and isn't impressed
vintage in more ways than one...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 May 2014, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] also early version...after ' 69 they went electric
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 May 2014, 5:07, archived)
# I know a song about ducks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw&feature=kp
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 May 2014, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] have a not umrelated pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# For some reason I've scrolled past this
a couple of times and not noticed how good it is.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Nicely :D
(herman:D, Sun 11 May 2014, 15:08, archived)
# yay
love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
# HNNNNNNNNGH
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 11 May 2014, 5:09, archived)
# Lovely :D
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2273180
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Heheh
I want him to post more on Twitter. I'm interested for how long the responses are going to be like this:
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/462627027376672768
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 May 2014, 12:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 11 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Duck Tape
(Alligator, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Enterprise
(Alligator, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 11 May 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Paul Merton's looking good these days
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 11 May 2014, 0:31, archived)
# shame he's still hanging about with harry and ron
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 May 2014, 0:57, archived)
#
(emptyspace, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:08, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Sorcerer`s Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 11 May 2014, 1:33, archived)
# :D took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 May 2014, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprised they decided to remake it after it flopped in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:58, archived)
# it is certainly not worth this second series
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:01, archived)
# I'm enjoying it,
but it is pretty pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:04, archived)
# oh it is still better than most of the bbc's recent comedy output
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Every episode has a Michael Caine and Roger Moore impression.
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:06, archived)
# At least subtitles in the 80s were vaguely correct...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'd definitely watch this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 May 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Joke
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:30, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Order of Spang for barst.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha - MINT !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:43, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:52, archived)
# dang!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:58, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Oh, sweet Jehovah...
"Bury me in a spang-shaped box..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:29, archived)
# I hope you feel proud of this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:57, archived)
# wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't
unless the option was killing them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:05, archived)
# What an odious man Barlow is
"I'd never give to charity, but you should!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:18, archived)
# That middle one ...
... Jools Holland's younger brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Tax is only for the little people
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:19, archived)
# New charity
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:33, archived)
# that's the noise they make, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:39, archived)
# haha there are numerous options
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:43, archived)
# this is certainly the best misplaced eyed guide i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Why do blind people always want to take their dog for a walk?
I'm just saying....
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Sun 11 May 2014, 2:58, archived)
# Post-ayahuasca commission.. dont do drugs.
acrylics on canvas
https://facebook.com/robinwaldren


Click for bigger (256 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Nice arts.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:31, archived)
# that's a fine hair-horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Nice! Mr Canvas Spats, love your stuff.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 10 May 2014, 16:53, archived)
# do drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:05, archived)
# ok
but if anything happens, it's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:30, archived)
# I'm pretty sure if he came back from the jungle
he'd be sporting leather chaps and a handlebar tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
# How much do you sell these for?
Do you do commisions?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:03, archived)
#
This sold for £120. I mainly do commissions. Have a wander to my Facebook page. Https://facebook.com/robinwaldren
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Look up Rob Waldren Canvas Splats on Arsebook
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 10 May 2014, 18:20, archived)
# why have you painted a picture of a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 22:33, archived)
# Clearly he had a very, very bad trip.
(emptyspace, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# the verbiage is a redundancy, you know -- tsk tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Congratulations the internet is won...
Kindly switch off your computer!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
Click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 May 2014, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] It may be comfy but...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I thought I heard a pigeon...
What ho, Smash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
# hello!
i've had a cleaning frenzy today, i now have a cif headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Cleaning does that to a person.
I recommend a hot bath and plenty of vodka. Avoid heavy lifting and standing up unnecessarily unless it's to fetch more vodka. Order some comfort food and make sure all remote controls are within easy reach.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:02, archived)
# i can't drink
doctor's orders. although, i'm pretty sure vodka would only lower my blood pressure. oh, and i have a shower, not a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# I have a solution
I'll fax you a copy of my inflatable bath and email a few bottles of non-alcoholic vodka. I have some back-issues of Woman's Weekly - I could send them via pigeon-post.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# gadzooks! a fine plan and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Just a word of caution
Some of the pages in the Woman's Weekly magazines may be stuck together, others may be just a little moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
# damn condensation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Aaahh...yes...that's it...condensation
Or...errrrmmm...the pigeons. Yes. Probably the pigeons - dirty little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
# those guano stains are hard to shift
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:40, archived)
# That's what the pigeons tell me.
Right. I'm off to the pub for ridiculous amounts of booze and a few frames of pool whilst watching Quins kick the shit out of Bath. Have a smashing afternoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
# you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Taint-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:06, archived)
# did you see the new ABBA video?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CjcfEQ77fA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for the repost - it was from 11 years ago mind
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:30, archived)
# Twiddling your knob
will get you everywhere in life!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Splendid!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:48, archived)
# i'll put up with most things
but this is where i draw the line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:37, archived)
# This is not on topic - but is related to etch-a-sketches
A router etch-a-sketch
(speedevil, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:57, archived)
# ah mate, that's the bestlaugh I've had all day!
Triple click!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 13 May 2014, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 May 2014, 6:55, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 10 May 2014, 7:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Bob Ross without afro or beard...
cheezburger.com/8180112896
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:17, archived)
# his hair makes a nice circle
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:54, archived)
#
nice happy little
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Home computing was so much simpler then...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:43, archived)
# a pretty thing
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# DeAgostini!
:-D
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I clicked this
and for that you must have this pea, it is apparently a website for other people's stuff or stuff found laying about on the internet. Oh! and for unshopped photos of kittens or puppies

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:48, archived)
# Oo ta!
This website of which you write and so elegantly illustrate; would it be possible to peruse and, perhaps, deposit images of a magenta hue depicting a gentleman's crown jewels?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Only if it's been posted somewhere else.
I believe that they have many pictures of a woman kissing a trophy too.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:59, archived)
# I say!
A WOMAN? Damn it, Sir, what is the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:01, archived)
# My understanding is that women are allowed on the internet as pictures
Am I mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:02, archived)
# I think further research will be required.
Perhaps I should start by typing "mimsy" into that new-fangled google contraption.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:04, archived)
# That should get the cogs turning.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:07, archived)
# I am impressed.
This interweb thingy is most informative

I'll just get my butler to fetch some fresh handkerchiefs...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:12, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:31, archived)
# b3ta is better.
Balls to the lot of you, that's how I say it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:09, archived)
# Bringing your passion for computers to life...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:48, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:13, archived)
# know how you feel
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Then wear that clock as a belt buckle
Then you can waist time instead. It's better because it holds your pants up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Tell me about it
But good time has been spent on this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:17, archived)
# yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that is why it is called a "present".
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:37, archived)
# Waisted?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:05, archived)
# hourglass figure
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:10, archived)
# i have
too
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
# the Mirror there with the exclusive stories as they break
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:49, archived)
# *voomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha, it's that man from that film in that other film, but doing the thing he does in that film
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 9 May 2014, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, archived)
# There are those who call him ... BEARDHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Others call him Baby's Bib Head!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:21, archived)
# It can't rain all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Nice night for a squawk..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Nicely spotted
like a cheetah.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 10 May 2014, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:00, archived)
# We can dress real neat, from our hats to our feet, and surprise 'em with a victory cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:22, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 10 May 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Plausible?
photo maxSkype.jpg
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Bet Rolf's paying him to get smuggled in a thirteen year old or two past the prison guards.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:28, archived)
# I wonder if, when he's released, he'll be promoting low-life scum
or fellow inmates.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Better in my mind,,,,,


(DrCJBoduma, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:57, archived)
# Haha
Would probably break down less than the current one. Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:29, archived)
# hits the target
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:39, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
# The small hardon collider?
All I see is balls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:42, archived)

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