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# Aye... just wish i'd spent more time on my first post...


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(Splinky, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:12, archived)
# I wish you'd done something more productive.
Like dying in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
# HOOF
YOU'RE A MEANIE
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:19, archived)
# [Glasgow] *kisses*
(Splinky, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:29, archived)
# bit harsh, the lovely stuj
It'll be a rubbish damp peat fire ... he'll barely get warm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
# S'right...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:40, archived)
#
Something, something, oranges something....
(xixax, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:53, archived)
#
mind-the-oranges-marlon.blogspot.co.uk/

Also, massive 12-year lurking kudos to you, Sir!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
# ^Upset
Stick in a new rag watch Friends and calm down
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
# Top marks for lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Welcome out of lurkerdom.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Thank you.
With many many lurky years behind me, now is the time to unleash my skillz.
(Splinky, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Sits back lights pipe and expects your handywork
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Excuse me while I....

I just saw a comment on the Guardian, the avatar was Freebase. Which one of you kerazy kids is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
# hah, i just noticed that too...moment of mild panic when i thought my brain was fucked and seeing freebase instead of normal profile pics
discussion.theguardian.com/comment-permalink/41087406
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Ah, seems there's a few b3tans there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Haha
Waiting for Jacob Dyer to tell the Guardian readers about the time he went to Scotland and some kid burnt his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Oh god someone do this please
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# The Great British Break Off.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
# ALSO
cockweasle said he's taking a break
so I'm posting this for those of us who miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
# GAY ARCHERY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Aim for the anus!
Is that some kind of tangential commentary on the Scottish referendum?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Leave Elton John Alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)
# I have been asking myself the big questions recently, like "Why did I just open Google Maps?"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:24, archived)
# If it eats fish, we can kill it.


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(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Top work there
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
# nice
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:43, archived)
# it's one ugly muddyfunster
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# sporty spice is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Grabs hammers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:53, archived)
# those scotch are ace at drawings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Team drawing
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Yes we love being called Scotch..ya dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# it's ok it's just a joke,
like on Top Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Wait, you're saying that HappyToast is as big a racist as Jeremy Clarkson?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
# I'm not as tall as him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Heightist.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:45, archived)
# no I think I'd be the shortiest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
# you be the shortbread,
i'll be the scotch, any volunteers for the haggis?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
#
any volunteers for the ? let's make lots of
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
#
Somewhat cranky?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
# You asked for this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)
#
Oh dear. We still have custody, don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:33, archived)
# The Scottish Sun:
Tautology
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
# No, we didn't do ology at my school
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:48, archived)
# I thought about this,
and now I have to lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
# The best ploy I've seen to save printing ink whilst they hurriedly make two different copies for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Write your own headline with FREE FAECES*
Faecebook
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] TOO LAZY TO PHOTOSHOP
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:47, archived)
# Steve's final words were while testing the new apple watch



*Ninj-ed to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:40, archived)
# I love that you gave him a Syrian accent
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Amelica eez suck!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Actually....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Needs More Bono
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Welcome to heaven
*sign is too heavy for cloud and falls*

MEANWHILE ON EARTH

-- Gorden Kaye, driving his car, sees words "Welcome to Heaven"

-- Wakes in hospital bed, feintly remembering someone apologising and sending him back.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:28, archived)
# I was on hold for so long I even got to scan and colour the doodle.


Of course they cut me off before they answered... the cunts.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Evil
but very good
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
#
You've been ringing this lot again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
# How did you know?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
# 54th & Madison? Rings a bell ...
Unfortunately Bill's Gay Nineties is now closed; nymag.com/listings/bar/bills-gay-nineties/

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
# I...erm...I...well...erm....I.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
# I am so fucking nice to call centre people
I had a job once, taking calls from car salesmen who were annoyed the company I worked for hadn't approved a loan for some random walking liability - so I feel like I need to compensate, even when I am really cheesed.
That said, HANGING UP? That is just a high daily rate telephone contractor taking the wrinkly biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:31, archived)
[challenge entry] skillz
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
# Eugene
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Haha nicely
Where's our fucking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:07, archived)
# It is being turned into a Pinterest
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:31, archived)
# Harold Pinterest
www.pinterest.com/maryarrchie/harold-pinterest/
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
# oh, lord
Somebody stop him!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
# you're a baaaaad man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
# 'noon missus
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
# 'noon :)
quick hello and goodbye, as i'm off to the chinese for tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
# I don't drink tea
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Sorry to interrupt
but Longjing tea is fucking amazing when made right.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:34, archived)
# 'noon Ives!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
# POT!
I still speak fondly of the jaffa challenge to my patients.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Once upon a time...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
# nice!
and now i want to watch grimm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
# ^^^^^ clickity click ^^^^^
I wholeheartedly approve of this :) Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:30, archived)
# And people give Andy Murray a hard time for being dull off the court.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(jrd, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Ha!
She should be badgering her council for a 9 bedroom shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# but.. but it's a boot
not a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
#
You seriously expect children to live in a shoe? What kind of inhuman monster are you?
(jrd, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
# the best kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Single mother too.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] baby bear sees daddy bear on weekends now.


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
# I don't get the bear pie-chart thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Oh, wow, really?!?
I totally get it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
# pie-chart?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
#
https://imgur.com/aOYtklZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
I didn't realize that Michael Macdonald was into that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Also...
Where have you been? We've all been worried sick about you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
# I haven't, I was just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Working a bit too hard so I could afford to quit and become a full time student
Which I am now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:12, archived)
# Those bears don't speak to each other much.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
# it's a whole bundle of issues really.
she's a saint for putting up with him for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
#
Nonsense. Her cooking is at best, inconsistent.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
# you're only saying that because you have
'sensitive tastebuds' whatever the hell that is. do yo think it's easy being a mummy bear in a daddy bear world?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:04, archived)
# They got Bear issues!
Blud :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
# just a thing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
# She's got three arms
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Actually, her fanny has an arm too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
# What's weird is that there is almost nothing upsetting or disconcerting about this picture.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
# I dunno, look at that guy in the back
Those shorts, I dunno man, seems wrong somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
# THE FEAR!
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
etc.
oh wait
(emptyspace, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 13:24, archived)
# Terrible dress
What was she thinking of.........twice
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Mirror, mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
# i'm not gonna fall for the 'it's magic mirror, not mirror mirror' complaint
as I'm assuming you're sourcing the grimms version not disneys.
phew, glad I side-stepped that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Did you know....?
Marty Feldman co-wrote the famous Class Sketch (John Cleese, Ronnie Barker, Ronnie Corbett) way back when.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh no! Didn't know that, woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
# I wonder which way Mr Bronson voted?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# HaHa!
Just like the TWIX Factory :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
# brilliant!
is that andi peters in frame 2?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
# It's certainly Andy Crane on the right,
so it might well be a broom cupboard bust-up.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
# *tent*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Spontaneous lollage
I now have the theme tune in my head as well.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Which version?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
#
The original 1978 version, ล“uf course.

Edit: the 90s theme was not bad at all, that said.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Wow
I would love to hear that record.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
# something about dum refs
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)
# and 'er end
hwa hwa hwa
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, yeah, yeah….
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
# i like this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Ah hah ha
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:01, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
# I cried ROFL
and LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] politics innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Leg it Mr Wolf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
# Thanks
This will help me stay awake tonight to watch the YES vote be confirmed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:10, archived)
# David fisted with such force that it's lifted him off his feet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
# it's the way he starts the day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Why can't he just have a cup of tea and three crywanks like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
# At least it doesn't make him cranky like it does Norman Lamont.
RIS?

On his radio show, after the predictable outraged huffery, he played this.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
# "look at me Boris, I'm dressed like one of those scotch girls!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Well I'm glad he's clothed!
but I'm intrigued to find out the gory details of how he lost his leg ;)
*buys*
Mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
# You've spelled "Smug fucking tosser" incorrectly.
(csdaveuk, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems to fit here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
# FP this bastard!
(gijoel, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Thanks
But I don't do FPs these days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Made up Fables

This week we're reinventing Fables and Fairy tales. Update them, rewrite them, come up with your own ones and then show us the inevitable Disney retelling.
Suggested by Jabberwoc
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
# schpinny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:57, archived)
# To a solution of 39.2 g 3,4,5-trimethoxybenzaldehyde in 30 mL warm EtOH there was added 15.7 g nitroethane followed by 1.5 mL n-butylamine
The reaction mixture was allowed to stand at 40 ยฐC for 7 days. With cooling and scratching, fine yellow needles were obtained which, after removal by filtration and air drying, weighed 48 g. Recrystallization from EtOH gave 2-nitro-1-(3,4,5-trimethoxyphenyl)propene as yellow crystals with a mp of 94-95 ยฐC. Anal. (C12H15NO5) C,H,N.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 5:05, archived)
# I'll bet there are buttprostitutes just waiting to carry this stuff off to the users.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:07, archived)
# delivered via cold poop enema
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:25, archived)
# Anything less would be inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:54, archived)
# Ooo you naughty person
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:28, archived)
# RIP Sasha :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:54, archived)
# Must remember my neck exercises.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:38, archived)
#
https://imgur.com/aOYtklZ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:47, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:59, archived)
# She looks so self satisfied in the top bit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 7:47, archived)
# She named her son CHEST and has no regrets
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)

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