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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 0:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)
# It better not be a table near the window
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:03, archived)
# Or the men's bathroom

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:27, archived)
# Put on the show tunes
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Did anyone here realise it's possible to make meth from lego?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 3:11, archived)
# Yes, but it is hard.
R.80+
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 3:56, archived)
# Ready for duty, sir...


Click for bigger (199 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 2:31, archived)
# never knew superman liked to par-tay
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 2:50, archived)
# Well, he is hanging with rob.
rob is hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:49, archived)
#
uh cat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Ning Shlvng
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 17:24, archived)
# 'Just wanna let you know I am actually in Gods Own Junk Yard'
A special light has gone out in the world
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29903736

If you haven't been, do yourself a favour and pop along.
www.godsownjunkyard.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Prob should be on links, but I live not far from his yard and remember it fondly.
Also, wasn't he on that collector's auction show Four Rooms some time ago trying to flog a commissioned piece?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:01, archived)
#

giphy.com/gifs/TlK63EL2lvz4aTo3Ky4/tile
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:50, archived)
# NEON HARDON
Wasn't he a punk singer?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Must have been
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:12, archived)
# spunk singer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 0:00, archived)
#
www.boredpanda.com/cute-cat-without-nasal-bone-monty/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:54, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:55, archived)
# FP that cat now!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:57, archived)
# FP this FUCKCAT
Shit just got real again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)
# It kinda looks like Henning Wehn
also: FP this now.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:15, archived)
# The cat is waaaaaay easier to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:33, archived)
# Jesus - it's Splice Cat.
FP the creep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:18, archived)
# FP ALL CATS WITH CHROMOSOMAL ABNORMALITY


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:26, archived)
# FP THIS TO FUCK AND BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)
# I just looked up spideycat in the dictionary
and it had this gif.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:13, archived)
# SQUEEE
'clicks HARD'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:30, archived)
# PEDRO STOP IT WITH YOUR GENETIC ABOMINATIONS
/something about life imitating art
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:28, archived)
# ah, ha ha! Yeah, Monsanto's been following me on FB again, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:21, archived)
# I HAVE NOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:32, archived)
# ^^^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:31, archived)
# Mods fp this now you utter cunt horse spastic bollock sniffing fuck whores
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:37, archived)
# I think any animal shelter that allows 3 year olds to adopt cats is extremely irresponsible.
Possibly even uniquely extremely uniquely irresponsible, uniquely.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Never mind me. I'm just talking to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:11, archived)
# *consults patent attorney*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:21, archived)
# {XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 1:33, archived)
# :D
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:07, archived)
# hahaaha
it's what he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Haha perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I've done it so i'll just dump it here and go straight to bed, i'm getting too old for this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:06, archived)
# I AM SkUG
i like cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Bringing them to life
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Look at the poor buggers writhe
they must be in agony.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Oven next :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:56, archived)
# But the addition of the salt must be a good tickling
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Best How It's Made ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Stupid royal wedding hats!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Lovely!
...and om nom nom
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:13, archived)
# Nom

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Cools
(traxdata, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:49, archived)
# Too soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
# I find myself going O in time with the gif
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 19:20, archived)
# yeah I do that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:30, archived)
# It is kind of sad that they make them like that
I am told that McDonald's invented a machine that makes their sandwiches consistently. Because I suppose any human interaction would result in missing top slices and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:06, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/DxYz9Jy.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Reminds me of beer recycling in the Mended Drum
or whatever the pub in Ankh Morpork is.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:20, archived)
# classic b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Bloody name changing!
I was about to have a go at you for posting Drimble's best ever .gif uncredited; but I checked your profile first...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:40, archived)
# x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Aha!
And what a profile it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Happy candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Quack
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:56, archived)
# it so is, only reason I have "top notch crotch frottage" on autocomplete
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Nov 2014, 3:53, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This pic was all about Bresslaw.


EDIT and also guilty of using the lazy bastard's Sid James source pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:19, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Inconceivable!!!!!
(gijoel, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] it means:

(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Leo Sayer's looking well...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brill Baz! Bresslaw fits a treat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:09, archived)
# I was listening to an interview with Westley at work today
here
I used to enjoy that podcast, regardless of guest, but now I need to skip the first 5 mins to get to the meat.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Bernard Bresslaw or Andre the Giant?
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Carry on. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
# i would pay good money to see charles hawtrey as rosa klebb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to play a game....
Yak yak yak

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:26, archived)
# it's lizzie birdsworth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:09, archived)
# haha
That is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:09, archived)
# this should win
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 1:33, archived)
# Majestic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Same formula every time
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Cheerily disturbing =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:47, archived)
# yes, but which one is the lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Ah the lovely Baps Windsor.
Surely a comic leg end*. That advert for bingo she does deserves an award. How she goes on about grabbing her balls then does a little giggle like pfft I said balls on telly. Oh my, the first time I heard that I laughed until I stopped.
*Could contain a tiny bit of sarcasm.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:26, archived)
# Here is my sequel idea
The intro could be her growing up, becoming disillusioned with the career voices her uncles have, then taking a useless degree.
Intro is to song Mack the Knife, meanwhile her still truant mother, lamenting her lost youth, "disappears" with gambling debt.
Little lady moves in with weird uncles.
Goons try to claim the debt, and the plot of Taken ensues, with Ted Danson comedically misunderstanding the ransom phonecall.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:16, archived)
# and surprise gratituous boobs
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Nov 2014, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Nice :D
I've seen the bra Matrix one before, but I don't believe it mentioned the Matron?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:27, archived)
# cheers Q
did a check, but couldn't see it. I think it'd make the film much better...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:36, archived)
# No worries, it was Monkeon (see below)
www.b3ta.com/board/11109564
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:20, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)
# I would pay good money to see Hattie Jacques kicking arse in bullet time!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:19, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:48, archived)
# ^^ what they said
Imperious. Majestic. I'll be in my room.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] My (4 1/2 yr old) pea is not worth a new thread, barely a entry in the compo
barely a entry in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
# That's fortuitous!
fortuitous looks like it is spelt incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
he reminds me of Mel Gibson here for some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
# scarringly scary
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:51, archived)
# HAHA
Carry On Sparta! or Carry On Killing?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that from the planet Uranus? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:41, archived)
# arseburster!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:55, archived)
# In case no-one can hear you scream?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:24, archived)
# oh that's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
# *SELECTS KICKSTARTER BONUS OPTION*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Will there be fleshlight version?
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha
The boob ain't that bad, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Best anal prolapse evaar!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "You're going to need a bigger one!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:30, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Lovely Q!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:41, archived)
# "He almost swallowed me whole!"
"I don't care about his mating rituals, dear."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:55, archived)
# haha
"Call the Matron!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:29, archived)
# :)
Hawtrey as 'Han'! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
You won't survive his immense wrist action!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] well, funnier in my head...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:14, archived)
# "I can't do that, Dave..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:28, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Galloping galaxies!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:41, archived)
# pfft
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 13:49, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 14:44, archived)
# "My god... it's full of bras."
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Ning mate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:40, archived)
# \0/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Ning.
And happy 10th b3taday, gaijintendo!


(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Habbo! My one thing!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Yaya\
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:56, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# haha that proper cracked me up drunkenoaf!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Dave Asprey, founder of The Bulletproof Executive, is a Silicon Valley investor and technology entrepreneur who spent 15 years and over $300,000 to hack his own biology
Dave lost 100 pounds without counting calories or excessive exercise, used techniques to upgrade his brain by more than 20 IQ points, and lowered his biological age while learning to sleep more efficiently in less time. Learning to do these seemingly impossible things transformed him into a better entrepreneur, a better husband, and a better father.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Hacked his own biology?
Telnetted into a stem cell and exploited a zero-day RNA vuln? Now that's clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
# He did it by adding butter to his coffee
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Mycotoxins in my piss
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Animal crackers in my poop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:13, archived)
# That weirdly looks like its own movie
I didn't spot the adamantium yabagiba for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Oh dear....
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:23, archived)
# Good stock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Good morning lovely b3ta people!



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:00, archived)
# that inspires a full range of emotions
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Go on, have a disgustwank.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:24, archived)
# You summoned the demon?
You can never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
# tiny lady has enormous greasy afro
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Yes, that's exactly right.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Mornin'
Is that Pat Butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:17, archived)
# I was hoping there is somebody famous named Pat Schwimmer.
There isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:36, archived)
# So sexeh =)
Reminds me of SBF's illustartion he did for me www.b3ta.com/board/11086375 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:37, archived)
# I would love to read that man's psychology reports.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:54, archived)
# Udderly mental
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
# You're milking it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:02, archived)
# doodlin'
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 5:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:07, archived)
# do you still make vectory stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:28, archived)
# I haven't for ages.
I'm looking for something fresh to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:33, archived)
# sweet feet!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Yeah, do feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 17:58, archived)
# I've missed you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Tasty!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:47, archived)
# Hanson with a purple girl?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:48, archived)
# ummm, ouch?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:50, archived)
# nonconformist
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:02, archived)
# Great movie
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:03, archived)
# Èè
E
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:42, archived)
# huh? framerate
can't say i'd noticed it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2014, 5:37, archived)
# My Hero!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:01, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:07, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:09, archived)
# I'LL BE THERE 4 U
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:12, archived)
# This is how I remember the 90s
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Not fucklift :(
flt 1flt 2flt 1flt 1flt 2flt 1flt 1flt 2flt 1
flt 2flt 1flt 2flt 2flt 1flt 2flt 2flt 1flt 2
flt 1flt 2flt 1flt 1flt 2flt 1flt 1flt 2flt 1
flt 2flt 1flt 2flt 2flt 1flt 2flt 2flt 1flt 2

ALSO I'd really appreciate it Mofaha if you stopped spamming me dammit
Fall Fashion spam
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:53, archived)
#
fuck that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 1:43, archived)
# aww hell, dawg
shit jus' got real
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:25, archived)
# Lemmy is God
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:33, archived)
# god dont need no ucklif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:36, archived)
# Staplerfahrer Klaus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChOHnSL7ZCg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:14, archived)
# there ARE accidents
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 4:41, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)
# Ja!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eMvui_CNQ
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:15, archived)
# Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:31, archived)
# i didnt chose the UCKLIF, the UCKLIF chose me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:25, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:27, archived)
# that's eathc lif's cousin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:32, archived)
# You fuckin' with Lemmy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:32, archived)
# HaHa!! How did you even think of finding that?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:44, archived)
# he likes to find ungoogleable things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:44, archived)
# I blame gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:46, archived)
# shout out to all the pear
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 6:33, archived)
# UCKLIF 4 LYF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:26, archived)
# UCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:36, archived)
# Nipple stab. Getting queasy...
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:39, archived)
# more drug
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:41, archived)
# I like tits
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:45, archived)
# Please get up and dust yourself off.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:48, archived)
# better
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:49, archived)
# bad mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2014, 5:39, archived)
# shitty harvester
harvesting shit
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:04, archived)
# serves 'I'm right
fucklifts fo' life o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 3:23, archived)
# hire car
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:49, archived)
# BEHave
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:52, archived)
# Tits!! 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] God this took ages...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 22:59, archived)
# you've ruined every wank I had between 1987 and 2003
😞
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Windsor
Or Fonda?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Not
Ruling out Williams obviously
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:15, archived)
# williams
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
# If you came, you won the wanking game
nobody can take that away from you.

"YOU WON THE WANKING GAME"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:14, archived)
# but I have to keep playing
it's like Tetris
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Your knob's multi-coloured and bent?
P.S. Happy 10th Firemass!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 23:27, archived)
# candles n that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:25, archived)
# I like titss
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 2:40, archived)
# Nice work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:21, archived)

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