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# Betty when you call me you can call me...
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:09, archived)
# Bill Coffee Stain! RIS
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:11, archived)
# haha
a bit weird but i've just finished and was about to post this...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# irl giggles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:15, archived)
# tis a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Again with the disgusting!
Hahaha *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:16, archived)
# But it arrived within half an hour, right?
(emptyspace, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:34, archived)
# ahahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Haha.
That'll feed thousands! Just one look, and you're no longer hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha....YUK....BLEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUURGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
# XD
Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:58, archived)
#
Have you just watched "Fury"?
(ianisme, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:37, archived)
# All washed down with a fine Chianti*
*water won't be a problem though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)
# "a smiling face is half the meal"
was the disturbing proverb printed on the wall of a restaurant i once worked in
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
# First thing I saw, first thing in the morning
Two hours from now, it'll probably be a lot funnier.

Well done.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:44, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# nice, made one of those a while back. Your one is much better though
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# I like your's
Great minds and all that.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Haha!
Is this available in shops, or is it mail order only? I'll take twelve!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:29, archived)
# Just need to Gaz me
They are free. Just please whatever you do... do not tickle his cock after midnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Whats the fucking point in having one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Fuck it. I shouldn't have said anything
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:09, archived)
# :D love the badge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:36, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Just the badge?
I fucking give up. Am I wasting my time here?
waits...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
#


Click for bigger (107 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
# I used to love them
BEST WANK EVA!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
# and then you got off the bus..
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:59, archived)
# I had to
My mum and nan were getting off
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:10, archived)
# with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:17, archived)
# and then they got off the bus..
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
# £39.99?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# It's not a bit of plastic!
£39.95 imjustsayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
# you sell a 1,000,000 of them
that extra 5p ads up to £50,000
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
# No the plastic was £39.95! Forget it
Anyway after seeing that I think I will just charge the 5p \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:49, archived)
# 4p
B-)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely job, just what all the kids want! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Thanks
/looks at watch
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:50, archived)
# I know dammit! Ten more minutes then I'm going up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Not the best of sentence enders!
Watch out XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:57, archived)
# *Throws money at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Oh. I made one just for you as well! Strange that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:55, archived)
# \o/
Although I have enough self portraits, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's the daughter's Christmas sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Like you get them anything but Lego
More for daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
I've got all 3 lego too, just needed that last special cuddly gift
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Pfft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# This is all of the excellents.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:37, archived)
# What a bellend...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# that'll learn 'im
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# haha
The Mines are made of coal up there
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Everything's made of coal up here...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
*proper lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# [spinctergoesboom]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah
(SODA, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# What a life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# I don't understand...
Are the legs magic ?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Very
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# My Dad has 2 wooden legs.
Real feet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# how do they smell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Feet don't have noses!
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# haha! froggie's got weird noseless feet...
here's one of mine it's been described as roman
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# That IS disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)
# *ignore 2.0s*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Nothing would appear on the popular page if you two 2.0'd each other...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:41, archived)
# i don't really understand how the ignore 2.0 thing works
if someone puts me on ignore, they can still see my posts AND comment on them, but i can't see theirs..? is that right?

seems weird
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# The idea is that you can't see them and they can't see you.
It's a horrifically broken system, cobbled together to pander to some weeping precious flowers on /qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# /qotw
What the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# A bunch of needy beakers posting in a vast daisychain circlejerk,
desperately seeking validation, usually by telling lies about events that didn't happen to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# I hear its worse than /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# fun sponge has me on ignore, but comments on my posts
very queer
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Queer?
I thought sponges were hermaphrodites.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# that suggests he logs out comments and then logs in
it's an awful lot of effort just to be rude to someone and stupidly sort of makes ignore 2.0 worthwhile, because you can't see whatever it is he's gone to the trouble of saying.
No one wants ignore 2.0, but as long as people keep being shit to each other I imagine it'll stay.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Really?
2.0 is shit. Desperately shit. It excludes people from the conversation and interaction on here and has probably hurt the site overall.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# yup, I agree
Sorry, did an edit as you were replying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# I'm starting to think we need to camp outside Rob's place
and demand he either sorts things out here or closes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# hang on... if he logs out he can't comment
perhaps he un-ignores me, then comments
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# But surely you wouldn't see him unless you did the same, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# you can, I think it was hedgey who discovered it
Something about posting as you log in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# I think it was Shambles, mere seconds after it was introduced at the behest of the creepy necropaedononce from Down Under.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# haha who's the necropaedononce
That'd be a cracking username
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I'd post his username, but it gets you a permaban from the /qotw mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# nothing to do with me,
I heard about it from everyone else who'd already figured it out.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# It does?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# it did for me
now you're back on my unignored list
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray! \o/
Thanks, matey! :D
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:43, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:47, archived)
# sorry fella, wasn't pointing a finger
You were the first person I heard about it from
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# out of interest, are you saying that you now agree ignore2.0 is shit?
You did seem to be sitting on the fence about it when the initial debate was bubbling away.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:42, archived)
# as I said I'd love to see it gone
But as long as people are trolling I think it serves some flawed use.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:50, archived)
# still sitting on the fence, then.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:06, archived)
# yup
same here, all very childish
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
# It's ever such a grown-up website and we need to drum out the childish types.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha, true
I was talking about the feeble attempt at trying to be witty at others, when they can't see the mighty wit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:16, archived)
# there's a clear difference between b3ta banter
And hounding people repeatedly because you simply don't like their sense of humour or photoshop technique
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# -----> /talk
We look very wet and drippy compared to that fine community.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)
# sure /talk have fruity language and their own bantz
But I've not noticed them putting each other on ignore and then posting in those threads.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Maybe they've 2.0'd you too.
There's a fair bit of 2.0ing over there. Seriously, it's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)
# to be fair, that's mainly people 2.0ing SpanishWombat.
... and to be fair, if ever one user (almost) justified the existence of ignore2.0, it's SpanishWombat.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
# I have to admit, SpanishNonce is the only user I have on 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:35, archived)
# oh fucking hell, anyone who is upset by any of this needs to man/woman up [delete as applicable]
and remember it's just a silly website.

Being called rude names was part and parcel of the b3ta experience, before it was neutered and overrun by delicate little flowers who only like each other's posts because they're all such good lovely mates.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:18, archived)
# about fucking time,
you tardy wankstain
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Logging out to check if I'm posting then logging in to complain about me logging out and posting? Excellent
B3ta childish? Newsflash: B3ta has never been about artistic merit, you massive arsehole.

(See that childish bit? Prick.)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 6:38, archived)
# Can't see your reply wank sponge, because you got us all on ignore
and I wasn't referring to B3ta as being childish, you little prick
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:35, archived)
# how'd you make that effect again? I've been through everything twice in CS3...
cheers ears!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
# This is a work of great beauty and wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Oh MY GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Eeew!
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# ha ha fabulous!
....but I am not going to click 'I like this' until I can be assured that she wasn't harmed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
# I'm sorry I can assure you nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# that's really quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# You wanna see the stuff I don't post.
No maybe you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Oh shit, someone who might be as disturbed as I am?
noway!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Fuck me no
I'm not THAT bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Please
Don't do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perfect for the thread! Made me laugh way too much. I'm in a silly mood I think
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)
# :D
one of the worst videos ever for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:09, archived)
# having seen the 'without music' one I now can't imagine it any other way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Embarrassingly awful!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# faster, you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:26, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:56, archived)
# Excellent!
but it seems my hypothesis was wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:28, archived)
# I'm not going to click "I like this" until I have proof that you're a lovely fella
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# UPSET, ONLINE
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# that's special
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# So she does this all day whilst her husband works his ass off?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:02, archived)
#
clear opportunity to post the most useful bit
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:04, archived)
# That bit only get's posted when Herman is around! :D
Truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Slightly late entry for the "Smoking" image competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Slightly?
Pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Shhhhh.....if we keep quiet they won't notice...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Hey! You there!
Where's my free Cosby rape wallchart?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Oh fuck
I better 'really' make this :( Sorry. Keep 'em peeled though
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I just made one.
No lie. :D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:49, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:15, archived)
# howzabout a Cosby Rape Advent Calendar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:26, archived)
# This complies with the latest BBFC rules
:(
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Don't tell me it's a PG
I wanted it to be a U
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# I'd click, but you're not my friend, so I won't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# I have sweets
Oh no, I have sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
# *clicks*
FP please
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I've eaten all the sweets!
I don't think you can unclick! Shit... what do we do?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:21, archived)
# This reminds me of some torsoless ladies I did a few years back that B3tards swallowed
Except, unlike yours, mine were well lazy and not animated.

Yours is hurting my eyes. This is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:14, archived)
# All 8 :D
EDIT: MERRY FUCKING EVERYTHING :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:20, archived)
# candles!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:06, archived)
# Nine LIES NINE LIES NINE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:21, archived)
# Spider candles! o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# Fuck me! I'm on fire like a motherfucker!
Ta everyone. I may have to try and find time to make a picture later in honour of this arson.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:47, archived)
# "I like no butts..."
Wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Brain Trump
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:16, archived)
# Donald Trump looks good with a beard, he should grow one more often.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:19, archived)
# it's a picture of you Noel and you look slightly different
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V-pjC9eAI4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:25, archived)
# TEFAL!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:28, archived)
# This is your Noel on drugs.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)
# O-O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] and a happy new year
(smimon 92, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:22, archived)
# ohhh my gaaawwwd!
^that was my IRL reaction ;)
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Don't give me that fucking shitty look, Davros
(pasanonic_, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:50, archived)
# nice bumholes
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:18, archived)
# Butthurt must be four times as bad for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:43, archived)
# that makes it 7 holes
or 8 at a push
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:03, archived)
# he's looking well

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:01, archived)
# Animated GIFs only please
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# His eyes could have a couple of turtles heads
that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:28, archived)
# haha fucking primo!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas from the Breastfeeding Farage...
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Ewwwwwww. Go and sit in the corner or something and do that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Nom :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:25, archived)
# Bloody hell man, what on earth is wrong with you?
I've got to get rid of this massive erection now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:07, archived)
# hog-tiiime hog-tiiime hog-tiiime hog-tiiime
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10, archived)
# You love playing that game XD
Horse cum... horse cum... horse cum
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)
# whaddya think of the sweet tat imma get
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Oh very classy
Forehead or foreskin?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:36, archived)
# Fore Clift
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Win.
Oh and WHEN you win teh vote get used to this!
i.imgur.com/tGdiDeV.gif(7MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:50, archived)
# i'm not running
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:55, archived)
# What's changed?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:58, archived)
# i never said i was running, ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:09, archived)
# 7mb? what is wrong with people?!
same joke 161k
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1418067663/tGdiDeV2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:41, archived)
# you optimised away all the funny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:45, archived)
# so many lols in the wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:46, archived)
# the crackly static on her bedcover, the seething morass of multicoloured pixels on the floor
the dancing pink dots on her shoes

all these will be lost in the file, like tears in rain
time to ctrl-alt-shift-s
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:52, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# I know I know it's crazy hahaha
I couldn't be bothered to do what you did. I have no way of doing it quickly anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:54, archived)
# I'm rubbish at lip reading
Cameron's a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:24, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiight. Now try the lip reading
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:37, archived)
# "OH, YEEEEEEEEP."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# I told you it's dem for'ners
(I helped save b3ta! Maulkin, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:33, archived)
# hahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:53, archived)
# God, that is disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
# I don't care if it is the last one
Just Fucking shoot it
*Hard
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:19, archived)
# nosechin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] one from last year off some bloke called george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:40, archived)
# and the very next day, he drove in to Snappy Snaps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:54, archived)
# i thought snappy snaps was what he called his alligator posing pouch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:55, archived)
# no, that's "little George"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:59, archived)
# or it might be "Andrew"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:01, archived)
# no, that's what he calls his arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04, archived)
# pffft
he married one of Bananammarananrammama and retired to Cornwall, seems like a more sensible chap than George "Mr Tumble" Michael
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:07, archived)
# i despise mister tumble with a passion that borders on the psychotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:11, archived)
# this helps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:13, archived)
# mum's just got a call
very old family friend is dying, may not last till morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Life is mostly shit!
Sorry to hear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:20, archived)
# sorry to hear that
hope they have family/friends around to see them off. You can't ask for much more.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's a bit special that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Ha! I remember now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Get one free....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:35, archived)
# Now that really is Something Special
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Even with all the hints around I still didn't get it for far too long!
Say's it all really o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)
# ha!
i never knowingly do subtle, froggie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04, archived)
# I'm confused too
wouldn't trust anyone called George though
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11081313
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:37, archived)
# FP? Nice :D
Fucking shit that get's FP'ed now a!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Yay
I've become an FP whore!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:15, archived)
# coup at the bbc
I normally just lurk on links, but a friend asked for this and it seemed apropriate for here...



*edit bit small pic !
(sithemong, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# how is it they can fire the guns, when they clearly have not the opposable thumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:43, archived)
#
luckily for them, the threat alone was enough, bloody lefty BBC softies!
(sithemong, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
# hugh fearnley-whittingstall put them up to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
# confirmed

(sithemong, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
# the dastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Huge furry ducking-stall.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Funny that I've always considered them the upper middle class Oxbridge educated right wing establishment
nice pic btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:36, archived)
# telekinesis, don't you know anything about turkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
# are you saying turkeys are scanners?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Post more
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Very nicely that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Very pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:04, archived)
# This has gotta hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# Darth Macer
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Mace Windu
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Lost In Mace
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Mace: The Final Frontier
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Speed Macer
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Damn! You win
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Gone Without A Mace
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
# mace 1999
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)
# mace jam
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Mace is the place with the helpful hardware man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Eyes Without a Mace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
# first man into mace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Hush!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)
# leprechaun 4: leprechaun in mace
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
# :0

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# stroke me clover!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
# maceballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Mace of Maces
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Richard feynman?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
# heseltine
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Who the fuck is Richard Helestine?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:30, archived)
# kill it with flamin maces
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
# *adds to christmas list*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Ooh, lovely touch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
# His last victim had a particularly hard head...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Oh. I assumed it had a built-in pencil sharpener.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:38, archived)
# ooh! ...a death star pencil sharpener
*phones patent attorney*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# YOU SWINE.
"MODS!!" ............................................Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:35, archived)
# on the 118th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a whipping post and a penis plug
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Very Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] and this shit one
Julian Assangel
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
# Your initial image is excellent and of the highest quality. This one not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:15, archived)
# FIVE BURNING RINGS...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Hipster Santa is Instagramming the mince pies you left out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Now I hate Christmas even more.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# what should I do if it's not possible for me to hate Christmas even more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Cheer up?
I'm afraid I can't vote for anyone that don't like Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
# whu.. I LOVE Christmas,
errr, I was just asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Phew
VOTE PEDRO 4 MODZ
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Sit on a lit candle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Is that Fucklift One?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
# fo' real
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:31, archived)
# insert a snowman up your rectum
snow, coal, carrot, stick-arms and all

that should mildly increase the hate

edit: corncob pipe is optional, they are unsanitary
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# 5.13MB
i.imgur.com/hhyvd.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# *spits mince pie crumbs and sloe gin in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Don't forget 24hr FUCKLIFT XMAS FEST 25th Dec!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:23, archived)
# I've already told the whole family I'm busy for them 24hrs
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Hurrah :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Stuffed animals aren't really considered 'family'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# O_O
...but....but............that's a Thursday...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)
# Oh ok
24hr 48hr starting midnight 24th Dec 8)
*orders chemicals
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)
# 48 hours of FUCKLIFT? ...That's insane!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Don't worry there won't be any drugs testing
Sorry bit distarcted Emily Maitlis is flirting with me on News 24 =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
# I have much work to do.
(damn you b3ta) o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)
# her intense stare makes me fear she intends to regift
after all, she already has 7 butt-plugs to hand - but they do nothing for her hair
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)
# powerful evil
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Yuletide Child-Tat


I made them into real things and then started selling them like the shill I am: etsy.me/1w61kks
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)
# sorry for the simul-post
I've totally fucked your christmas-kitty business plan I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:55, archived)
# £39.95????????
Spamcunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Bit like the old Ninja Turtles logo that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:00, archived)
# shhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Nothing like it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)
# that's superb
fuck me they're expensive though!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
# they're only for the rich kids
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Q4 has bought the set
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Mayan Advent Calendar looks great
even though I'm years late, I might splash for that if I'm ever back in the cash
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
# My favourite episode was when Off Cut got shoved up the postman's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:14, archived)
# No accessories?
So guns, swords, pet rabbit, jetpack? What a con.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
# My kids are now badgering me to buy this.
Top work you sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
Needs more casual racism
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
# and this is allowed to go on is it?
its all going to end in tears
(Frogb3at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
#


Thanks for the modedit, now under 100kb
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
# b3ta's new logo?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:31, archived)
# if I am elected MOD, /board will be renamed to /flounce
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)
# You'll lose, make a scene, and run off crying.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Told ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Fucking stupidity!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Haha that woman from T'Pau is still haut 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Haha
But the toaster has better Archers storylines than radio4 has
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
# I like the Archers, it's a nice background to when I do the ironing
(pasanonic_, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Neville's such a match-headed prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good Lord! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Ball's Top Tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)
# down on this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Order... ORRRDER
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Tinsel tits! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Needs more red baubles a! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)
# ...commenting on this to keep the peace
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)
# Bwahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Is it safe yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Which resolution-matching algorithm did you use?
Color face-swapping can be an unforgiving art.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
# U OK hun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:52, archived)
# you silly cunt
- I I
(Frogb3at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:53, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
# As it's you!
I like it XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
# that hand!
like a spider…
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
# cannot unsee
it will just keep unfolding, and unfolding, and unfolding until the full horror is unveiled
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)

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