Talibunny
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:55,
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why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:36,
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He's a disgruntled diabetic?
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:50,
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I see the Lindt family has made sure their bloodlines stay pure
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:21,
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hahahagood to see David Coulthard finding a new career
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:31,
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because it's Lindt. that's all you need to know./chocolate withdrawal
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:55,
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maybe he's a member of Chokko Haram? h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:16,
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HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA :DF**king win.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:19,
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he picked that cafe because...you know the u.s. NBC Today show where they all sit around casually on couches reading the news because they are part of your family now and don't need desks, and behind them they have windows out onto the street rather than a studio set, and all the retards out on the street stand behind the windows waving and looking fucknuffy, pelvis grinding and looking fucktwuffy, holding an i'm a fuckfappy sign or just sharing their most recently received husband-fathers jooz with the world via the drool running down their chin.. well on the australian version of that show, when the view isn't eclipsed by such fuckflismism, you can see the cafe on the morning telly.
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 1:43,
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Alfalfa Akbar PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:58,
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*tries to look down blouse*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:59,
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That is top. Really top.
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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you clever bastard! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:01,
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That's frighteningly good :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:23,
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I love this and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:44,
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I have now learned of the term "rangaphilia"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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Me too, my ambition today is to use it in conversation like it's a normal everyday word.
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Shlvng,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:20,
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The real challenge would be to slip Panamanian Petting Zoo into casual conversation
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:26,
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If I can get both into the same conversation I'll consider my day a resounding success.Thanks for the inspiration.
( Shlvng,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:43,
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hahahaI've missed these.
yeh. Candles too.
(yeh. Candles too.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:47,
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CANDLES!my heartiest contrafibularities!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:03,
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You won't *believe* what happened next!Candle-day :D
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:26,
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Currently the most common precursor to disappointment on the web...the 'you won't believe' nonsense
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 22:59,
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Life imitation art imitating life imitating artCongrats!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:43,
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How many Candles!!!!????Happy Stuff!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:02,
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Fuck, 11Christ, that's an entire other wasted year I'd totally missed
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 15:53,
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OldHappy Candles!!
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:07,
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WOO!candles and a hilarious adventure!
What a great Monday!
(What a great Monday!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 16:32,
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UKIP blancmange Kerry Smith blames pain killers for recent anti gay outbursts
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:53,
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reminds me of a fat alien from a very shit "horror" film Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:09,
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Monobrowed fucking knuckle dragger \o/snot you Q4 obv
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 13:45,
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needs more aspergic prostitutes
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:12,
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Awww cuteBTW, did you know that Nigel's great-granddaddy fought alongside Lawrence of Arabia? In one important mission, he needed to get close to an Ottoman encampment without being noticed so he disguised himself as one of the local pack animals. It worked magnificently and so the term "Camelfarage", or "camouflage" as the French corrupted it into, became a common word.
True story.
(True story.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:27,
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On your knee, ye dirty old bastard!At least it's the Farage and he seems to enjoy it?
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Q4nobody,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 12:51,
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Yay!Meth addiction leads to Robin' liquor stores.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 10:02,
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"Okey dokey... free my mind. Right, no problem, free my mind, free my mind, no problem, right..."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:51,
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Where did you get that photo of popular former b3tan SuperMatt?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 14:48,
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HahahaI was going to do something for this but sadly i am at work :(
( paranoiaman,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:25,
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PMSLPolice say the hostage-taker in the Sydney coffee shop may be a rival business owner, as he was heard shouting something about 'Alan's Snackbar'.
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Mon 15 Dec 2014, 9:29,
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Rubber Dingy Rapids Bro!
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 10:58,
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Works better if vigorously grasped and worked up and downapparently.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:12,
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Hamster? He looks like a peeled squirrel.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 3:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Dangerous everything"){kind=small}
Can't remember the last time this little chap made an apearance.
Looks so yesterday.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:13,
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it's not his fault, the pressure of Christmas made him do it HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 8:06,
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Ooh does it involve nomination as well?
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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yesAlthough, I suspect the people I'd nominate probably like Bono, Chris Martin, One Direction et al. you know, because they're all lovely chaps.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:37,
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Oh, are any of them around just now?My *click* finger is itching to "like" one of their jolly super posts!
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Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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I know you didn't comment, so you probably don't like my postbut I sure hope you clicked "I like this!" because of our relationship. Thanks! :D
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:32,
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I'm not sure I'm ready for this sort of relationship.It's hard enough work campaign managing for the Pedro/Toast ticket for the 2015 mod election.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:07,
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Pedro went way down in the polls when he chose Froglift over mongy
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:10,
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I'm working on repairing the reputational damage and reassuring our supporters. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:11,
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heh nicei was going to shop up
'the ice bucket challenge' v's 'the isis duck-it challenge' as there is pics of a group of celebs with buckets that are the same shade of orange as the jump suits the isis victims wear. I asked my other half if she thought it was too soon, her response was i needn't bother, people already know im an arsehole.
('the ice bucket challenge' v's 'the isis duck-it challenge' as there is pics of a group of celebs with buckets that are the same shade of orange as the jump suits the isis victims wear. I asked my other half if she thought it was too soon, her response was i needn't bother, people already know im an arsehole.
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:58,
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She's a keeper.In fact she's probably too good for you. Gonzy's still single, give her to him.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:27,
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That song is fucking horrifying.Jaw-droppingly patronising, woefully misguided and hopefully it's enough to put to bed what was once a ground-breaking idea that did a lot of good and is now a tawdry sales-piece for whatever desperate wannbees that can be scraped toghether to record it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:16,
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I feel like the video was made by an alien who has no idea of what is tasteful and suspect that the song was re-written by Bono.Though he must have been asked to remove the lyric "well, tonight my embarrassing charity-cock is touching you".
The juxtaposition of a dead ebola victim with a montage of smug singers laughing and patting each other on the back is certainly a bold move. I'm not sure what it means.
(The juxtaposition of a dead ebola victim with a montage of smug singers laughing and patting each other on the back is certainly a bold move. I'm not sure what it means.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:30,
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It's a very bold statement. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:39,
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It means they're relieved that they won't have to stump up any of their OWN cash from their off-shore tax-dodging accounts for a start.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 2:29,
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I wonder if anyone has actually made it all the way to the end HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:28,
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Sadly some of my colleagues in the lab appear capable. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:34,
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Speaking of labs...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:41,
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I just found one of my earliest b3ta posts while rummaging about for the above.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:53,
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If you make it to the end, you become one of Chris Martin's few friends, which doesn't seem worth the bother.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:35,
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not full Paltrow, I think you just have to chat to himLike this
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:44,
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Nah, go on, have a go on it. Mind you, he did say it was all yellow, so maybe not.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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YES!We should have a b3ta colouring book. We could have it ready by next Christmas if someone wanted to run it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:00,
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Hmmm fine idea,Mustabindun jussayin'
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:12,
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To: Frogbeat, Ninj etc. I'd just like to point out that Colonel Boris wrote "run" and not "ruin", just in case you were reading it quickly, so no need to volunteer.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:21,
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*Yawn*Something about a stuck record or something equally boring
( Ninj,
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:36,
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I approve of your suggestion and wish to contribute drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:22,
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ROLL CALLI can't compile it (I should be workinng now...), but I think this has legs. Maybe it can pay the server bill or something.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:26,
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would be willingthough I doubt b3ta even has a bank account these days.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:27,
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Boy, I'd hate to think that my regular direct debit payments were going into The Mirror's slush fund ... oh drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:28,
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Makes you wonder who's us and who's them, eh? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34,
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fucking hell, even mushybees sold out to THE MAN drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:51,
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We all have our price.I get to see if they'll meet mine tomorrow in an interview...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Dec 2014, 0:13,
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Quietly lock the doors first, though.It's for the best.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34,
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apparently its antisocial to photoshop while you have cunts over so last one for a bit
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:02,
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You have cunts over?get your priorities straight!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:05,
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Just cuntsstrange disembodied vulvas wandering around aimlessly.
Visiting random people.
(Visiting random people.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:21,
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I'm thinking doll's chairs and a little tea party mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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I'm thinking tough hairy ones that attack blameless passing dogs."sees atomic/H.Bosch illustration"
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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Add some vagina dentata and we have a deal mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:12,
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DealWhy no magenta vulva?
Rules need to be established, a crack team of lesbians must be recruited.
(Rules need to be established, a crack team of lesbians must be recruited.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:16,
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"We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo out to the end."**H.S.Thompson.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:08,
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What a wonderful word. It means no penis for the rest of your days, vagina dentata! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:17,
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Tony Blair's newest award is a bit contraversial 
especially where he said he wanted world peace
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 20:00,
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Happy Days already did this....
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:51,
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This will never hold up in court mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 20:28,
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this was my mates suggestion.. shit art skills
R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:21,
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oh god, no, WHY??? :(( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:24,
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Which one of your mates suggested this?!?It was that little shit 'Tommy' wasn't it?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:25,
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hahaha fuckin luv it
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:47,
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Now I'm in the spirit. I can even hear the sleigh bells.Ring-ting-tingling
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:10,
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Hi, I'm newI have a ton of pictures to post, but I won't post more than a few at a time. I like what I have seen here so far.
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Sun 14 Dec 2014, 18:27,
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best to post them all at oncethen delete them and repost them again.
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$$ ✅,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 18:56,
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There's only one HughJorgens!Kudos on picking up on the name. Most don't get it.
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Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:14,
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HAHAHAI was named after my grandfather, Jan Mediocre Sr.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 20:39,
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excellent, fresh blood with lots of it.If you've got loads of pictures along the same theme you can always post them as replys to the first picture
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:01,
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No no!They must be posted in new threads with only minor differences!
We have traditions, damn it!
(We have traditions, damn it!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:25,
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this tickles me PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:33,
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Edward Scissornads? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:39,
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hi HughJorgensif /board is anything like the last two days, you'll like it here.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:24,
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We are all Fun Sponge in a wayIs he lying low? I miss him already
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Richard Shitheels,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:46,
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oh, in the sense thatHe was Fun Sponge. And he was my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He was you, and me. He was all of us (except the tiresome /board-killing cunts, he wasn't them).
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:48,
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this /board renaissance is even tempting me to pearoast something for the compo
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:55,
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Took me a while before I noticed the razors in those last framesWell done. Well done indeed.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:08,
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png files don't auto resize, save as jpg HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 18:14,
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hello new person, welcome aboardGargantua is aptly named :D
we like to keep our pictures a bit smaller than that, there's an FAQ about it here.
If you are resizing it you can use the Edit button underneath the image instead of deleting and reposting.
*edit - That's the spirit!
*editedit - woah, you don't have to make them tiny! feel free to link to a bigger version, you can use the usual html tags to do so
(we like to keep our pictures a bit smaller than that, there's an FAQ about it here.
If you are resizing it you can use the Edit button underneath the image instead of deleting and reposting.
*edit - That's the spirit!
*editedit - woah, you don't have to make them tiny! feel free to link to a bigger version, you can use the usual html tags to do so
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 18:08,
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So what is a good image size, I host on Imgur which doesn't keep track of how many kb you use.Because 400 is pretty small, but that is what the FAQ says.
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Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:47,
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for kb 100k for a still image and 400k for a gif are the old requirementsas for dimensions, the front page is only 400wide but up to 600 is probably average
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:27,
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I want one of them for dealing with the rush hour
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 14 Dec 2014, 19:11,
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