there's a spider flying a kite outside my window
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 10:08,
archived)
Personally, I'm not surprised there are cobwebs up there...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 12:42,
archived)
you removed the spray PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:04,
archived)
waiting for you to sleep PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 11:06,
archived)
Toasty, if you install some sort of opaque barrier system it will stop David Mitchell wanking at you.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 12:44,
archived)
I'm pretty sure he's got something better to wank at HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 12:48,
archived)
She's always on the computer playing poker.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:12,
archived)
Surely you mean 'hard shitting satire'?
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:04,
archived)
It seems that you and I joined b3ta within a day of each other.It doesn't matter - I'm still not touching it.
(
kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:30,
archived)
that's the tories and their evil money-grabbing ways for you.If anyone would like to commission me to create a fully interactive multimedia satire on the tories and their evil money-grabbing ways, I'm working on a few ideas at the moment. It's going to be really hard-hitting and satirical, they won't know what hit them. Please pass your requests through my agent as usual and you can discuss fee scales. Or, y'know, just throw money at Trinity Mirror plc as usual.
(,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:23,
archived)
Well, everyone's doing it, so why not join in?
Click for a version as large as UK wealth inequality.
Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:50,
archived)
great choice of source pic they went with(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:44,
archived)
i would think it was the advertising agency that designed and chose it, anyone involved in that sort of shit is a wanker anyway
(
mongychops,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 23:07,
archived)
no, you're mistaken, it was David CaMORON himself who photoshopped that picture,using the tears of disabled children to lubricate his photoshop.
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 23:49,
archived)
and when there are no more disabled children then he starts to disable healthy ones :(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:11,
archived)
i hate the disabled, except during the olympics, GO TEAM GB
(
mongychops,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:15,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: starfish"){kind=small}
I LIKE ANTEATERS...AND I LIKE...STARFISH...BUT WHICH IS BETTER??!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:30,
archived)
You want some. Leave it out mate you not worth it ..... continued Romford this eveningMy money on Anteater.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:43,
archived)
Ladbrokes always offer such short odds on cross-species bouts. I only won 12p on the last rhino versus ant match.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:55,
archived)
That was the best cage fighting ant I had ever seen.Rhino only won because it got out a magnifying glass and fried the ant. Poor sport.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:06,
archived)
Well the round where the ant buggered the rhino was hardly fair play either...(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:37,
archived)
There's an underground fight in Catford this weekend at the Cock and Hammer - I can get you in.It's 1200 anteaters against this brute. They'll swarm the mug. It's a dead cert'...put a Gazelle on it.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 0:49,
archived)
The fight should take place in a freshwater poolso that they are equally handicapped.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:46,
archived)
The vacuum of space would be fairer...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:54,
archived)
Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Something..something..Attica..something...Anteater..
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:28,
archived)
but you do not believe in horses! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:50,
archived)
---frikkin brill!---
(
ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 5:07,
archived)
I'm banned from using that Starfish outfit after the Seaworld incident...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:29,
archived)
Starfish Fingers
As with all my cooking, it didn't come out quite as well as hoped
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:22,
archived)
A pig's snout, a sectioned dog's penis and a load of maggots?I don't get it...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:36,
archived)
It really wasn't.Looking forward to seeing the googly eyes again later, though.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:50,
archived)
A mental picture I did not needDouble flusher.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:08,
archived)
...there it floated, looking up at me".
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:14,
archived)
add 4 legs for a more terrifying treat PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:56,
archived)
You could have used a clean plateIs this what a Michelin star looks like?
(
Frogbeat,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:14,
archived)
Sick of seeing this woman on eBay's front page
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 17:10,
archived)
well, i like the colour
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 17:39,
archived)
it's quiet in here.............too quiet.......... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:26,
archived)
WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE!!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:27,
archived)
take those tablets i left on the ledge, you'll sleep alright.... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:33,
archived)
I can't hear you..I've managed to get back to sleep.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:38,
archived)
THAT'S GOOD! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:39,
archived)
AND NOW, I MUST AWAY!!!*swishes cloak dramatically*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:40,
archived)
*holds vase from drashing down*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 19:24,
archived)
SPLIBBLE, BIBBLE,WRINGLE,WRINGLE,WRINGLE.*goes back to sleep*
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 19:35,
archived)
Sums this place up pretty well there.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 19:52,
archived)
"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..."Is that a quote from Private Eye?
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 20:54,
archived)
Certainly is!(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:43,
archived)
*pounces*ROAR!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:28,
archived)
0_0*trumps slightly*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:33,
archived)
VIRRATOR FNHANCER? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:00,
archived)
YesIt's the three-pack to fit all sizes of vibrator, except the Super Rampant Rabbit of course. Turns any vibe into an a--l toy or dual stimulator. Silicone free. Latex free. Phthalate free. Does also quieten the noise of any vibrator significantly.
Not that I would know anything about such things.
(Not that I would know anything about such things.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 21:41,
archived)
Were these tested on animals? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:22,
archived)
Don't you cringe at those fly sprays Tested on animals
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:39,
archived)
...IN STAYING WITH THE NAUTICAL THEME...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:12,
archived)
have you got a gimpy fin? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:13,
archived)
they all float down here... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:37,
archived)
whaddozzat mean PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:44,
archived)
there's a clown after youand he's going to eat you
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:47,
archived)
In soviet Russia,clown thinks YOU taste funny
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 17:38,
archived)
i've never been to soviet russia, nor been nibbled by a clowni'd imagine i taste like pickled onion, considering i've eaten enough of them today to seriously risk mummifying my tongue
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 17:42,
archived)
hahahahahahaven't seen that for a while!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:34,
archived)
It's hanging in the National Portrait Gallery if you ever want a look...
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 18:38,
archived)
First election poster of the new year...
HSDriver was probably still at work on,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:39,
archived)
Bet these all somehow make it onto the Guardian site
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:44,
archived)
i say we have an annual "punch a tory" day Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:24,
archived)
I say we have 365 of themthey can have February 29th off, we're not monsters
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:26,
archived)
i fully approve of this behaviour Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:38,
archived)
^ what she saidto run alongside a daily Cunt a Kipper in the Fuck
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:48,
archived)
my shoes would feel so dirty afterwards Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:02,
archived)
I cannot endorse all these calls for violenceHowever, if anyone did resort to such actions, I would snigger quietly.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:56,
archived)
i just gotta be me, Tribs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:59,
archived)
3 weeks before my surgerya new doctor at my local practice told me i was fit for work, he saw no reason why i'd need major reconstructive surgery and, when i told him i was currently having physio for muscular problems with my neck and shoulders, he said "well, that's not true, is it?" if i'd had someone else with me, i'd have sued the fuck out of that fucking fishmitten
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:02,
archived)
My mrs worked as a nurse all her life.Last year she was diagnosed with a form of skin cancer. She has to go for treatment 3 days a week but 6 months ago they decided she was fit for work and cancelled her sickness benefit. Even though they don't give her a penny they still expect her to have an ATOS assessment every 2 months or so. I won't let her go, it's too stressful. Thankfully I've got a few bob so we manage OK but I weep for the poor sods who can't get by. So cruel. I do hope Iain Duncan-Smith cops cancer and not a nice kind.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:15,
archived)
i hope he gets necrotising fasciitis of the face and penis Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:21,
archived)
for him, i would employ my ultimate sanctiontie him to a bacon slicer and slice him thinly, from the feet up, so that he's awake and screaming in pain for as long a possible before he dies.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:30,
archived)
i sometimes worry that i'm too lenient Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:34,
archived)
Be English and all thatDo to him what was traditionally done to French maidens with too much access to shrooms and bibles.
"It is now considered cruel and unusual punishment in the USA."
A country where Fox viewers think water boarding is no more horrible than a tepid shower.
https://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Execution_by_burning.html
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:30,
archived)
"It is now considered cruel and unusual punishment in the USA."
A country where Fox viewers think water boarding is no more horrible than a tepid shower.
https://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Execution_by_burning.html
I always prefer using a blunt serated edge from a clingfilm rolldrip feeding them antibiotics so they don't die of blood poisoning makes the fun last so much longer 8D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:35,
archived)
have you been reading hannibal? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:37,
archived)
i prefer to make it up as i go alongit's much more terrifying for someone when even i don't know what i'm going to do next ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:43,
archived)
Sorry to hear they are treating her so badly.I've had to beat them in a tribunal, with a judge and senior clinician presiding.
They often don't even read the information sent by claimants.
People like Duncan-Smith only care about themselves, going for easy targets.
Just pray you never have to claim for mental illness.
(They often don't even read the information sent by claimants.
People like Duncan-Smith only care about themselves, going for easy targets.
Just pray you never have to claim for mental illness.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 19:36,
archived)
#politicalbantz
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Sun 4 Jan 2015, 17:09,
archived)
aww, giving belly rubs ~.~;;I was googling starfish pics, and came across the picture below. Normally, I am not squeamish, but I would probably have a heart attack if I saw this thing touching my foot.
saltypalette.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/nine-legged-starfish/
(saltypalette.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/nine-legged-starfish/
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 13:44,
archived)
If you hate 9 legged starfish, you hate Slipknot!"Slipknot, a heavy metal band, uses the {9/3} star figure enneagram as a symbol." - Jimmy Wales
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:04,
archived)
"Slipknot only wear them masks because they're really Survivor." - Me to a drunken mate when Slipknot were starting to become famous."If Slipknot really wanted anonymity, they'd have stuck to fucking busking." - Me around the same time on Spleen!.
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:36,
archived)
yeah but WHY NINE?!?I mean, 5 or 8, or even 10...
but 9 is fucking unnatural!
(but 9 is fucking unnatural!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:57,
archived)
They do look very much like teeth under there. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:16,
archived)
indeed, it's not as if one of them is hiding under the bath tub waiting for explosed ankles
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:46,
archived)
no please god no PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:57,
archived)
Never mind. You can make up for it in next year's post mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:37,
archived)
The title should be STOMACH!A starfish doesn’t eat through its mouth. It actually shoots its stomach out of its body to capture food. The stomach begins to digest the food immediately, and then the starfish draws it back into its body with the food inside it. Starfish can even use their water vascular system to force open the shells of clams and mussels, wedge their stomachs into the shells, and begin eating the unlucky prey inside its own shell. The food enters another stomach, where the rest of the digestion process. Starfish mouths aren’t very big, so the two-stomach system allows a starfish to eat prey that wouldn’t fit inside its mouth.
(
tubaman,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 22:19,
archived)
This #rebelheart enjoyed a party with a happy atmosphere...
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 12:36,
archived)
I hear madonna's new look will be based onBella Emberg's Blunderwoman
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 12:42,
archived)
songs of joy and tears of laughter are all we need to lift our hearts
(,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:29,
archived)
RPS -- a hastily made panorama of Downtown Saint Louis, Missouri, USA(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 5:03,
archived)
Thanks! I set the camera to ISO6400 and took the shots from my car.It was about 10 degrees above freezing and we were getting some light rain. So there was just enough mist in the air to diffuse the light without looking too foggy.
I was in a hurry, but couldn't pass by this scene without capturing it.
Next time I will set the tripod and get more light by keeping the shutter open longer. Also, I will level things before I start shooting.
(I was in a hurry, but couldn't pass by this scene without capturing it.
Next time I will set the tripod and get more light by keeping the shutter open longer. Also, I will level things before I start shooting.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 13:38,
archived)
I once did a workshop with a press photographer who does a lot of panarama shots in his spare timeHis best tips: use manual timing/ISO, shoot in portait position, get at least 1/3 overlap, if you don't have a panoramic head on your tripod, don't get too many things too close to you in the picture (because of the parallax effect you get when panning) and use PTgui as a stitching tool.
That is, if you use a photo camera and not a phone with one of those panorama panning apps :)
(That is, if you use a photo camera and not a phone with one of those panorama panning apps :)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:36,
archived)
yeah, i saw you added me to your stalk list there :) You should check out Mediocre's work there. He is a photographic prodigy -- except he's very old
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:54,
archived)
InoriteI thought it might be where all the cool kids hand out
*was wrong
(*was wrong
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:55,
archived)
also you're looking very blacknew icon?
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:00,
archived)
ps The Guardian has a nice new open assignment idea for 2015 if you're interested(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:29,
archived)
Thanks for the tipI shall stalk Mediocre as well XD
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:02,
archived)
I thought Mediocre was the only one to post self-portraits on here PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 3:44,
archived)
does this make you feel better?
...it's me
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 15:58,
archived)
IN B 4 'misplaced-eye pedros are all the rage'
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:03,
archived)
Haha yesalso, FP this now etc!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:22,
archived)
i didn't want it to turn into a bandwagon and all that PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 20:45,
archived)
topcoat
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 1:25,
archived)
that looks like comfortable uniform PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 3:16,
archived)
awwww! tanks for the memories!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 12:38,
archived)
He just wants us all to know he enjoys a good hard tank.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:35,
archived)
No holiday photos please
(
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:46,
archived)
I blame MaxineBassett
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Jan 2015, 23:44,
archived)
haha! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 0:02,
archived)
How'd you get a scar like that, tough guy, eating clams? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Jan 2015, 23:36,
archived)
Needs moar sunshineBring it.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 16:21,
archived)
I don't like those new He-Man characters mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 3 Jan 2015, 14:40,
archived)
The bastards never told Steve he had forgotten his parachute
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:16,
archived)
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/splat
(
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 2 Jan 2015, 22:15,
archived)
« Older messages | Newer messages »
