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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:42, archived)
# I saw one of those ESnake Charmers the other day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:05, archived)
# oh perfect
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:12, archived)
# viper vaping
most charming
(patella, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:54, archived)
# Bindun
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:39, archived)
# I've heard of these cigarettes
are they out now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Just!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Smoking makes you look cool - his majesty's image consultant
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# Does that count?

Edit: un-compoed for lack of spoonerism
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:27, archived)
# not even close :D
spoonerism is swapping sounds that exist within a phrase i.e.
"He's a smart fella" becomes "He's a fart smeller"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:35, archived)
# The borg wouldn't be half as scary
if they all wore rainbow braces
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)
# Nor droogs in Clockwork Orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11135748
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)
# "Hi, I'm Jon Travolta, look, I like girls, no really"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:24, archived)
# Travolta is totally not gay.
haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)
# Hail Xenu!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:06, archived)
# THIS HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:17, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen
it's Starleg Jonannthen!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:56, archived)
# haha yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:04, archived)
# Pffft
Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:43, archived)
# Hehe
and now I've got GBVs Exit Flagger in my head, which is a fine earworm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The gods want their entertainment.
(patella, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:24, archived)
# top one!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:23, archived)
# "Don't you know who I am?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:01, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:47, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:52, archived)
# Congratulations! You've just won the internet. Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:57, archived)
# woo!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:49, archived)
# Needs moar Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:25, archived)
# I found ^this and I thinkit should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Bradley coopers Going to get typecast
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 23 Feb 2015, 2:46, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:53, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:18, archived)
# so is this the thing you're doing?
you wanna see pics of a thing I am doing?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:27, archived)
# This is the thing
I feel I should ask what it is first...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Just make sure there's no grown-ups around when I show you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:50, archived)
# Are you enjoying your Pedroscope?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/earth/11425377/Animal-photos-of-the-week.html?frame=3207404
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:58, archived)
# oh wow!
But I am not a horse. I am an angry Asthma-hound Chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Glad to see you've come to accept what atomic and I have known for some time.
IMHBD*


*I may have been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:36, archived)
# You only know what I have chosen to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:44, archived)
# Now that you're a mod
Do the other mods, y'know, er, do the touching thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:51, archived)
# dogs can't be mods, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 2:07, archived)
# *emoticon for stoned grin*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 2:13, archived)
# so that android wasn't a fever dream
that or b3ta is as well
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:34, archived)
# We all had the same dream
I was gonna make him hover but I ran out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:55, archived)
# What are contractual obligations like on your world, Prince?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:42, archived)
# There are no contracts only violations
..On planet Purplopia
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:01, archived)
# WAILAAPOJCD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:53, archived)
# JCD?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah, it's a new variant
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:10, archived)
# OH COME ON YOU CUNTS THAT WAS "COMEDY GOLD"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Bit needy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:22, archived)
# *canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Thank you for your "support" at this difficult time
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:25, archived)
# I suggest a man-bra I can't hold these forever.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:33, archived)
# If I said I had a beautiful body would you hold these against you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:46, archived)
# Get a room purleese
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:37, archived)
# "I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was an Alien Sex Fiend. "
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:55, archived)
# I met her in a spaceship lobby masturbating with a kindlefire
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:04, archived)
# His eldest boy is strangely absent from the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:06, archived)
# mindpissorama!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:08, archived)
# Trace memories of the b3ta hive mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:15, archived)
# hahahah he's still smilin'
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:35, archived)
#
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 4:34, archived)
# *shoots with bow and arrow*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
# 'hits sparrow'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:38, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:10, archived)
# Poor little fella
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:22, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on! Not now, please, not – oh, you fucking bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:48, archived)
# Lovely
but lacking in cock sock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:49, archived)
# And poo
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)
# I fancy a Picnic bar now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:49, archived)
# /puts Picnic bar down
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Pwoper nawty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] She was in that film I can't remember the name of
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:53, archived)
# Not 1 but 2 CDC's needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:56, archived)
# bananas plz
this is a family website
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Oooops! CDB
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:21, archived)
# three peels per fruit
tick
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:37, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice bus(t)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
# this again? :)
b3ta.com/board/10896010
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Seems like there's room for a few more.
Quite a few really.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Excuse seams
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:45, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Abject apologies for such a poor effort
I promise to try harder once half term is over
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:52, archived)
# Coopersalifragilisticexdialipocious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:13, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:17, archived)
# MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:37, archived)
# LEAVE MODS ALONE



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:49, archived)
# Christopher Lee is smiling at meeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Part of a thing I'm doing....

That will probably turn out better than the thing itself.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:49, archived)
# Ayahuasca!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:02, archived)
# Bless you!
*offers tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:04, archived)
# Jebas!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:17, archived)
# Tonight We're Going to Party Like It's The End of Days....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:26, archived)
# DO YO THANG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:53, archived)
# Haahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# who's Sarry, and has she got scabies or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:41, archived)
# tom cruise kid
failed attempt at meant to look scratching ass bored apparently
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Why would anyone call their kid Sarry?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:12, archived)
# it's short for Sarin as in the gas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:18, archived)
# Sarry is Chinese for Sally
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:35, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:59, archived)
# They look smaller in photographs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)
# She's got six toes you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:14, archived)
# That's nothing, I've got 10 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:45, archived)
# Well, 8 technically.
And two...oh, that's hands, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:57, archived)
# No, that's eyes.
Easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, so its not a film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:06, archived)
# He only done it 'cos he kneaded the dough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:18, archived)
# I don't believe you, prove it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
# You won't get a rise out of me like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Oh crumbs, you win, I fold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# Breadhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
# Crust Almighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
# something something gingerbeard man
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:36, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
This is full of win
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Snow White
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:21, archived)
# Happy World Pangolin Day (trufax).
That's a very silly picture, incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:54, archived)
# sILLINES
Is a virtue - chew chew Ka chew
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:59, archived)
# Brill!
And I'd not heard of the word swarf before, every day's a school day
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:58, archived)
# Had a MRI (Big noisy magnet) scan last week
And they ask you about swarf injuries if you've worked in engineering.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:02, archived)
# I can imagine
Hope everything's ok with you
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:10, archived)
# u ok hun
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:50, archived)
# My mate loved his job milling metal...
... and at the end of the day he couldn't wait to wash the shavings off his hands with cleaning gel.


Yeah, he was swarf-eager.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Left school, went into engineering, gained partially metal hands*, left.
* Thanks, Swarf (c)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] </coat>
(pygmy giraffe, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:43, archived)
# well, you certainly aren't wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:45, archived)
# That's not
what she said.
(pygmy giraffe, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:50, archived)
# The precious juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:08, archived)
# .
(pygmy giraffe, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:26, archived)
# I can't stop giggling at that big-headed little twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Dam Max
Ah, the old Mindscape logo *nostalgias*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:30, archived)
# and then Kurt Russell pulled a funny face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gold standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# *Awards Jimmy Hill Rosette.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 2:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# He'd still work on the Pork Chop Express.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:39, archived)
# Well, back to the painting practice this year.


Click for bigger (270 kb)
feel like I'm getting there, but damn it's a slow learning process.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# no breasts?
:(((((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:31, archived)
# no
I tucked them in.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:37, archived)
# tits, not breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# "police have issued an artist's impression of the man they want to interview in connection with the murders"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:38, archived)
# I did it!
it was me!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:16, archived)
# don't confess!
how am i supposed to torture you if you confess?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# ooh! torture?
oh no! *gulp*
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:20, archived)
# *heats oil*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# *turns up heat*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
there's no point if you enjoy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
don't have nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# I thought this was the /talk roster
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:02, archived)
# not fat enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:04, archived)
# /talk. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Unless you go to Dundee, Niddrie or *chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, archived)
# steady now
dundee has a fine cake named after it, it can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# That's a commonly believed myth
The city was actually named after the cake, which was named after a Mr. Ernest Dundee, a baker from Nottingham. He moved north after a scandal involving Queen Victoria and an offer to taste his nuts. He chose what was at that time called "Tayside Midden #1" because nobody of note ever went there. Eventually the people, most impressed by his baked goods, chose to rename the town in his honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, the same way Battenburg cake was named after Lord Mountbatten.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, archived)
# 3rd row, first bloke looks like my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Your brother posts on /talk?
Aren't you ashamed?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:32, archived)
# he wouldn't post on here at all
he has absolutely zero sense of humour and claims everyone on here is a sad fucker who needs to get a life. this from the ukip-loving 42-year-old still living with his parents, unable to hold down a job due to violent outbursts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:39, archived)
# Your brother sounds like an absolute charmer
Give him our fondest regards and a pat on the bum from all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:48, archived)
# At least he doesn't post on /talk, so that's something.
As a full time depressive hermit, what is this life thing people write about?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# touch my bum™
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# *blushes*
*puts dog poo on lolly stick*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:02, archived)
# *sneaks a lick*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# 2nd row, no. 4 - that's Rhod Gilbert, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:19, archived)
# I wouldn't call that practice.
I'd call it painting.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:09, archived)
# maybe in about a year I'd call it that
after about a brazillion more efforts! so tricky to use real paint all proper like
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# Brill. I love the red Piggyback-monkey hanging from your neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:13, archived)
# it's a shaven monkey
the balls hang down to my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:19, archived)
# soz - couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:22, archived)
# I see dead people
lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:26, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Ahahaha
You bad person
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Steadily getting better and better.
I'd be sick of the sight of myself by now though. {:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# you
have
no
idea!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:52, archived)
# You look like a man who fights zombie hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:32, archived)
# Ha!
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Nice arts
☺
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:28, archived)
# bored....it's raining.....meh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
# these are all wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha! Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:03, archived)
# Oh, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:46, archived)
# Fucking Hell - "Mind the doors!".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:14, archived)
# shit homage
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:18, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:58, archived)
# oh my! that would chafe.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, archived)
# That's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
# thx dear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:46, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:32, archived)
# Lovely all 3
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Lovely all 3
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:31, archived)
# Wow.
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:41, archived)
# so that is what happens in THE GAP
(patella, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
# woo and yay
let it rain more often, those are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:45, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:05, archived)
# MIND THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:51, archived)
# oh my! that would chafe.
WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:41, archived)
# Everyone is replying to the 3rd gif
You just have to be different don't ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:14, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:38, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)
# A?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
# 73.68429?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:29, archived)
# New York?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Roasted Aardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:47, archived)
# YOUR NOT HIS REAL DAD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:47, archived)

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