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# What the weasel on the woodpecker was REALLY doing


This really happened
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:23, archived)
# nice blood splatter!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent.
Although - *dusts off official Board Nazi uniform* - 4 1/2 Meg?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Some men just want to watch the board burn
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Amen, Brother.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)
# Blame ISIS
It's their fault
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:04, archived)
# Man Your so BEEEG
But mostly woosome and gruesome
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:26, archived)
# Wow.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)
# This is about as lazy as you can get...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# i don't know if it's the shirt
but he looks like and elderly steve irwin there
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday Forth Rail Bridge!

125 years of Woo-Hoo!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
# this Forth and Firth stuff, what's that about?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)
# The river/estuary is called the Forth
Firth is Scots for a fuckload of sea water
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)
# So Colin Firth is made of seawater
and Prince Harry is river in line to the throne?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)
# now you're gettin it!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:39, archived)
# hehe
t'was mainly to write something other than 'smooth! top notch!'
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# "Forfar 5, East Fife 4"
HTH
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)
# I'd pay good money if the trains did that!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# when i was wee. i thought the trains would actually do this
..a world built by adults is a stupid, stupid world :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)
# thirded and Forth'd
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)
# WooHoo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:55, archived)
# finally a picture from North Korea that isn't photoshopped
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)
# Now you're flying
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, I'm sure it's all a hoax
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:56, archived)
# or is it Bernie Clifton?


he uses his legs to flaps the wings, of course!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:01, archived)
#
lolly
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Brilliant!! :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:34, archived)
# Full on genuine LOL from me!
And I don't lol easily. Click!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)
# Oh wow, I want one. No, I want an army of them to do my work.
Just when I thought b3ta had totally died inside,along comes Ninj with a wondrous thing of beauty and joy.

*click*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:22, archived)
# :D
\o/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)
# King of the animals
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Aww
Honey monster use to scare the shit out of me
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)
# woo(kie)!
Is the honey monster a bear?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] All her reaction videos are the same.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Portrait Twat
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)
# Pffffft!
Great stuff.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:23, archived)
# ohhh nice
and like all actual famous people, he'd probably have to have a username along the lines of The Real Houdini
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)
# Much clickness...
Should do a meta point of vie from the phones point of view recording from inside the box!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)
# Time-travel inspiration?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
# Hey Ninj...
I think weaslegate has killed the board!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:35, archived)
# It would appear so!
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)
# It's all about ethics in weasel journalism
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)
# Ha!


Not sure I can bring myself to do a weasel pic :/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)
# *Runs in late
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:37, archived)
# nice arse sparkler
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)
# /ac
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)
# Why thank you Mr. Toast...
I was going to do lasers coming from the Tie fighter but I havent figured out the glow thing properly yet in Corel...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)
# Goddamnit.....
....they just can't help themselves, can they?!
.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:21, archived)
# Don't mention the war
ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
# Awww, just like his grandad
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)
# haha, yes
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Movie Science in Real Life - Comedy fake science or future scifi right now
Combine old works of art to make new ones - old painting mash ups
Animal rides - Weasels on Woodpeckers, Lions on Zebras, whatever next?
New Sport - All sport is rubbish, invent a new good one



Say what you want
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 7:55, archived)
# i'd like to see lots of "modern celebrity"'s faces superimposed onto old paintings please
So Option B, thanks!!! XD
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:08, archived)
# slightly desperate shoehorning in there
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:18, archived)
# hmm...
all sport isn't rubbish.
works of art? this is hardly the site for works of art...
what is this real life?
so, I guess, the erm, animals option. whatever.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)
# I call this piece "come see the violence inherent in the system"

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)
# *strokes something*
Ah yes, i see.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
# is that a anarcho-syndicalist commune in the background?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)
# Bloody peasant
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:58, archived)
# brilliant :-)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Brilliant indeed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] *nicks idea*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 4:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wonderful!! :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
# nice!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)
# A
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:22, archived)
# New Sport for me. I need a wee.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
# B for Bee
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)
# I believe B might be interesting

1 will just be hoverboards lololol
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:46, archived)
# mashup!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)
# B
Let's have some old-skool
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:46, archived)
# F
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:06, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 14:20, archived)
# B for me because I'm constipated
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)
# 1 please
or 3 or 4 but not 2 - done that one before
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 6:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 7:05, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:35, archived)
# I like this
I like this very much

They're very serious about this game also. In contrast of Facepalm Girl
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)
# I do believe it's time I get this one out again
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)
# This would sell
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I really wanted Donald Trump to be dead
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 2:06, archived)
# and Ken Barlow :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 7:35, archived)
# hmmm
In hindsight when I saw ken barlow on stage last month reading a you googly it probably wasn't his own.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)
# Hang on, Josh Hartnett is dead???
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
# *delurks*
*relurks*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:54, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:58, archived)
# here's the original still
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)
# What have you done?! o_O
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:49, archived)
# 'There are many, MANY humorous image editing websites other than, and frankly more popular and better than, b3ta.com', says Rob Manuel, former owner of Sickipedia
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:56, archived)
# {:-(
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
# the mirror?
it's the end of days

at least there's no b3ta FP feed on there

or would it be fun to see what we could sneak in?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 3:44, archived)
# Sssssh!
FFS don't give them ideas.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 4:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
# We Asked The Internet How Badly They Could Troll Our Corporate Overlords, Trinity Group Couldn't Believe What Happened Next!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
# I literally couldnt believe
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)
# Shiny very money!
I have saddle.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 2:25, archived)
# Topical!


(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)
# It's a bit like squirrels with tits
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:17, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# OMG look what I just found on the interwebz

Please like and share!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:26, archived)
# Arf!
*crops off tag*

*posts to generic picstealer site*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)
# Heheh. I just found this one from 2001.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:42, archived)
# :D
randy shark
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
# Fake, no bridge.
/Pavlovian response
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
# The actual original photo is amazing
This is not
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)
# when you say 'amazing' I hope you mean 'fake and gay'
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
# Any better?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:12, archived)
# danny bonaduce
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:15, archived)
# Also
Arf!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:51, archived)
# Shave ya 'Arf!' now
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:56, archived)
# ARF!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:54, archived)
# i hate it when that happens
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# jason stoatham
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:56, archived)
# THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
# What did you mean when you asked me to explain your fetish.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:51, archived)
# Too nicely! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# dammit, ninj!
now i have to watch lord of the rings AND young frankenstein!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:13, archived)
# Cheers Prodge:)
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Eyegor..
...I mean Igor

Edit: Happy Candle Day!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:19, archived)
# Ooh ta! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Happy candle day Ninj!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:59, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Joyeux Flambeaux M.Ninj!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:46, archived)
# Candley bummings Ninj
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:48, archived)
# Thankee!
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:46, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Merry cangles Ninj!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)
# Thanks! :D
:)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:47, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:57, archived)
# happy candles :-)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] he agreed to the role on condition he kept his clothes on
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)
# i disapprove of his non-loinclothy state
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)
# nsfw version comin' soon
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Super herb!!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)
# happy tokin'
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:26, archived)
# that is a large number of candles
happy mass
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Thankee!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:39, archived)
# wonderful
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)
# haha :D

next Bruce Wayne Sleep
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)
# happy candles big boy!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Cheers Moley! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, my mistake...
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday u wubbly man x
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more Terry Thomas :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
# Happy B3taday old chap

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Cheers :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)
# Excellent :)


And Merry Candlemas to you!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)
# Thankee kindly
:D \o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)
# Just going to leave this pea here
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Bloddy Hell! Cheers Froggie! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:31, archived)
# happy candles ya legend!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)
# Gosh! *Blushes*
Cheers me dears :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)
# happy candle day champ!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Cheers Zank!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA for wasting 12 years of your life on this website
;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:39, archived)
# Happy candles tough guy!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Jeeeeesus!! Brill Q! :D \o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)
# Happy Ninjles!!! I made this JUST for YOU!!!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:07, archived)
# YAY!!!
:D Cheers man!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)
# happy candles!
you're as old as commander strax!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
# Thanks Smash!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)
# so old yet still cuddly....how do you do it?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Hehehehe
Cheers Elvis! :)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:34, archived)
# awws
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:01, archived)
# happy b3thday
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)
# Wow!!
Cheers, nearly missed that! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)
# *face melts*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)
# Crappy Handles Ninj
12? Jesus.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:15, archived)
# :)
Ta!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:19, archived)
# 12 years! That's a lot of faceswaps!
:)
Happy incendiary-day!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Cheers! :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:17, archived)
# needs more Dot Cotton
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)
# :)
\o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:57, archived)
# May the waxy corridor of your future be lit with blinding candle light! Or something.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:26, archived)
# Or:
get pissed and fall over
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)
# Highly recommended.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
ahead of you.
I'm celebrating on his behalf, by being massively drunk.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)
# That's very noble of you.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh ta muchly!
:D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:31, archived)
# totally nicked my drawing style
;)
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Good morning sheeple.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:09, archived)
# Good morning Charlie
*does sexy kung fu pose*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)
# "Today is *my* turn on the sphincter"
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:25, archived)
# BBC management says: do some fucking work
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:30, archived)
# but I already redesigned the website this morning
and I have this shitty stick to prove it
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
# Dad?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:44, archived)
# I knew I shouldn't have had breakfast so late
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)
# Dually the Sheep?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:16, archived)
# ARF!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Baaa!
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)
# Giving birth to that would've been a miracle of birthing technique.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:59, archived)
# Simply fold along the dotted line.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:42, archived)
# !
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)
# This twists my melon man.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:29, archived)
# It's just a 4x4
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 22:27, archived)
# *likes lots*
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:02, archived)
# Now THAT is just... well...
*clickity click

a/c excellent :D
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)
# All hail the hindmost!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)

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