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#
It's teh BTA gheyshift
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:06, archived)
# she on her way to the dentist
coz 2.30
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:10, archived)
# ROTFLMAO
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:11, archived)
# I'm going to rape you
And then your dentist
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:12, archived)
# He is stunning
Is it ok to rapez men. I know it is if they are politicians
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:11, archived)
# Gee, that comment kinda has me over a barrel
*wink wink*
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:12, archived)
# What do you mean Pedro?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:27, archived)
# umm, what I mean to say is that, ummm
I am very short. If I want to see a politician do a speech, I have to stand on a barrel
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:33, archived)
# that's all i meant, really
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:33, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
funny every time
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:58, archived)
# !!!!!!!! :))))))
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:25, archived)
# Be nice to Atmoic. When he's here he DOES post good arts
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:45, archived)
# DICKWIND!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:15, archived)
# Wow
Imagine farting though your dick. Male queefing.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:14, archived)
# yeah, you know... you ever have one of those dreams where you're shitting out of your dick, so it takes hours?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 4:20, archived)
# Er, no.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 5:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:48, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:00, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:31, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:36, archived)
# First I looked at her feet.
Then at her hands.
What are you doing to me Pedro?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:38, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:56, archived)
# DONG!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:57, archived)
# This type of Cockney picture almost became popular
in 2014
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
# ...and I'm still trying to force it down everyone's throat
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:58, archived)
# They can be hard to swallow ifyernowadimeen
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:42, archived)
# I would NEVER rape that.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:59, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Hanker
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:37, archived)
# you nailed the viscosity
one day I to hope to be that familiar semen as well!?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:51, archived)
# I guessed o_O
Anyway it looks like a flipping cotton bud
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] & some such & fingerweb
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:02, archived)
# GET OUT
Oh it did \o/
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:09, archived)
#
fucknose what that is meant to be ;)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:15, archived)
# it's just gum
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:52, archived)
# And that's acceptable is it
Poor girl :(
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:53, archived)
# noserapelolz
noserapelolz violated septum
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:45, archived)
# Just enjoy the ride for 5 years
5 years after that will be a fun ride with Boris \o/
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:50, archived)
# Haha. .Cuntservatives. haha.
Why didn't I ever think of that word? NOw I can use it everywhere I go!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:46, archived)
#
and may I add: what a bargain!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:48, archived)
# it's a trick, the P&P is 56 quid
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:15, archived)
# BRITISH stamps applied to BRITISH envelopes by BRITISH people for BRITISH people
*applause*
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:18, archived)
# but all the profits go to an off shore account
Under the name Fraulein Farage
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:57, archived)
# haha excellent mr toast!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:39, archived)
# made in luxembourg is a nice touch
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:30, archived)
# Nigel Chumbawamba Farage
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Now do Pickles...
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:58, archived)
# football with a face
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:15, archived)
# Not what you were looking for but…
Here's something I did a few years back when I was wondering what exactly was wrong with Pickles' face.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 1:23, archived)
# Looks a bit healthier
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 5:02, archived)
# i hear Peter Griffin laughing in my mind's ear
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:56, archived)
# The father in 'Family Guy' ?!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 2:53, archived)
# yeah!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:36, archived)
# Ahhahaha
Fantastic wibble! Wòo
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:29, archived)
# Brilliant !
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:26, archived)
# 10/10 would buy.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:44, archived)
# Quality product.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:46, archived)
#
Luxembourg not far enough away for you? :)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:14, archived)
# Text not big enough for my crap eyesight.
Didn't notice it until after I'd posted. Thank God I don't do anything for a living that requires decent eyesight - like wedding photography.

Oh. Wait a minute. Damn.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:43, archived)
# i told you to go lay down!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:52, archived)
# What so you can show her one of your moves
No way
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:24, archived)
# FAKE! Clearly a big toe.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:32, archived)
# she seems to enjoy it though
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:46, archived)
# OVBS
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:48, archived)
# sexeh
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:23, archived)
# WTF is that Deep Secret story shit on your profile!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:26, archived)
# ssshhh, its a secret
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:11, archived)
# IKR
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:33, archived)
# Digitised.
Thing is... I actually would quite like to.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Disgusting
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 23:02, archived)
# Pffft
Needs more cobwebs ;)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm still far too angry to approach being funny
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:59, archived)
# You may wanna link that and use this SFW version
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:06, archived)
# I specifically added the wagging no no finger so it would be SFW
had I not done so I would have linked it as No Shown Finger Wagging...NSFW!

now im more confused than 4eva




(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:47, archived)
# you sir should work in the Ministry of Information
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:11, archived)
# that's got me hot!
that's not supposed to happen
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:10, archived)
# also, fucking woot!
FP number 2!
that makes me want to have a big old celebratory boston steamer :D

cheers god man mod!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Applauds
doffs cap (from head, not vagina!)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:28, archived)
# not a Dutch cap then?
:p
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 5:23, archived)
[challenge entry] finger bang bang bang..
i.imgur.com/IuvPO36.gif

MODEDIT: changed to linky as NSFW.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Jesus fucking cunt flaps
See you all tomorrow
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# you better lay down now before you bust a blood vessel
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:12, archived)
# If he does that all the blood will rush to his Katie Hopkins Centres (Centers in U.S. currency).
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# Srsly I don't think her name's Jesus
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
# eep!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# magic twot is magic
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA PEDROEDIT
Fingers are not allowed
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:03, archived)
# and all in finger-comp week -- IKR?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] #1 fan...
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:58, archived)
# You've spelled "FLAN" wrong!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:04, archived)
# Oh, well played, Sir....well played...
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:12, archived)
#
I love it when a flan comes together.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:29, archived)
# Good day, ladies and gentle men.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:36, archived)
# KILL IT WITH EXQUISITELY TAILORED HAMMERS!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:46, archived)
# quite!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:51, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:13, archived)
# ***Adblockshidesignores
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:21, archived)
# if you have me on ignore, then you can't even see this reply? :(
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:28, archived)
# Mods Pedros bullying me :(
Ban b3ta user PedroHin




also give Jabberwoc an FP you cunts
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Mods can't be banned
Even gay shift ones
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# grrr!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:12, archived)
# He's not a Mod anymore after he FP'd himself
trufax
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:19, archived)
# Yes. Unless Adblock is blocking ALL of my FPs?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:13, archived)
# It's a travesty
Even Dave/Moggy had an FP :'(
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:32, archived)
#



(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:10, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:53, archived)
# Stick it in the bloody bath Pedro!
*fears*
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:40, archived)
# i did, but didn't see that cat sleeping in there

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# oh shit! I think the cat got stung by a radioactive venemous spider!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# FP THIS POPULAR PAGE THIS NEWSLETTER THIS NOW
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:32, archived)
# \o/
'cuddles'
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 22:48, archived)
# Oh hai :)
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Then this happened
This is why I'm a city boy.


Click to ultra-embiggen.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Has Science Gone TOO FAR?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:32, archived)
# This really happened.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha
more plz
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahawtf
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:06, archived)
# Freebase finally gets to meet his Dad face to face
not the other way round...



(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:15, archived)
# Afternoon, Frogb-
Oh.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20, archived)
# Gay shift starts now!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:39, archived)
# we need the help of Brother Power!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:53, archived)
# it's the future!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:38, archived)
# boke wank
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 0:11, archived)
# What don't you get about FUCK is not gay
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23, archived)
# the one on the left....
those shoes do NOT go with that outfit!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# He hadn't seen any old pictures of him
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:53, archived)
# i like the little head-tilt on ol' flanny
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexeh time!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:09, archived)
# 1 in the pinkie
2 in the stinkie
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexeh.
Also, I've just received a postcard from this FP material. He's still having a shit time in Newquay.

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12, archived)
# AM I ON BLOODY IGNORE 2.0 OR SOMETHING??!!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone's been keeping things a bit too close within the family...



Sorry if the 4th frame's a bit graphic. Can NSFW it if needed.

I make no apologies in this case for use of Chiller.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:39, archived)
# awww
He's got his fathers knuckles
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:53, archived)
# in a jar somewhere...
/obvious Addams joke
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:10, archived)
# WOO!
:D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:09, archived)
# *doffs*
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:45, archived)
# Thing did indeed find romance in the TV series
"Lady Fingers" was her name.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:31, archived)
# I've learned something today.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I done been away for ages...
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] But... but...
Eew. Just... eew.


Click to embiggen
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:39, archived)
# nice linkage
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:18, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
...and excellent lurkage BTW.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] makin' a run for it
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:04, archived)
# KILL IT!
Kill it now!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:13, archived)
# scary
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Another telly one - for the older among us


Pea, NWOT.

And a WOO! to Ninj.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:47, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] erm... yeah.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] They remind of the sponge bob starfish thing
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:35, archived)
# Patrick not 'thing' :(
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Mexican finger wrestling
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:08, archived)
# they're just having a nice cuddle
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:07, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 10:15, archived)
# classy!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:13, archived)
# well played
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:33, archived)
# Haha yay!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Excellent!
Picking your nose with Parfitt's head!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nostalgia pang!
RP, obvs:
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:28, archived)
# Leave Nigel Fuhrage alone!!
BBC Norman Smith calling Nigel Farage a CUNT today
youtu.be/Vt_qCVlYV94
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
# edit for compo?
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Why not.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 19:14, archived)
# I hope that biro washed off quickly :D
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 20:19, archived)
# fab
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:55, archived)
#
If they don't use that as their next album cover there's no justice :-)
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:19, archived)
# Instant classic!
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:55, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Fingions
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 9:51, archived)
# Movie poster for Despicable Me 3
Bottom.
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this etc etc
(, Thu 14 May 2015, 9:43, archived)

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