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[challenge entry] I was looking for a Job and then I found a Job...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 16:53, archived)
# Worst dancing girls EVA.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 20:59, archived)
# I can't wait for the new Blade Runner movie
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 16:00, archived)
#
Ha ha! He say you braaaaade runner!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 16:07, archived)
# EYES! I DO ONLY EYES!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Ouch!
/thatswhatshesaid
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 16:08, archived)
# no, never as a mistake
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 17:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 18:26, archived)
# Not fish!
Snake!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:38, archived)
# ooof! poor kid
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
# Took me a minute
And I'm all out of magenta crayons
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 11:27, archived)
# Gggggyyyyyeeeaarrrrr!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:12, archived)
# It's amazing what you forget you've done - found this in my image store - daft...

(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:16, archived)
# haha I liek his straw bonnet :D
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Donald doing his, "Hey, what's up Doc?"
Did you shop that crotch?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 18:30, archived)
# Haha
Nah, wouldn't go near it!! :)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 13:51, archived)
# I can see Jesus' mimsy
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:20, archived)
# that's a mangina
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:32, archived)
# messinah!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:49, archived)
# IT PUTS THE LOTION
IN THE BASKET!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:48, archived)
# IT PUTS THE HOSE IN THE CAT OR IT GETS THE LOTION. WAIT, IS SHE A BIG FAT WOMAN?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 21:06, archived)
# Goodbye horses
I'm flying home to you.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile in Brighton...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 9:42, archived)
# It's Jahweh or the highway
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 13:13, archived)
# God, it's crowded in there
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:16, archived)
# The Faces of God©.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:22, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Tragic Christmas - Show us all the sad and horrible things that happen at Christmas.
Misunderstood headlines - Make a picture without reading any further than the headline. e.g. Adele cleaned up at awards ceremony
Star Wars Christmas - New film opens tomorrow, Christmas opens next week. Stick them together
New Pub signs - remember pubs? Update their dangly artwork to lure in rich alcoholics

(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 8:09, archived)
# Tragic Christmas - Show us all the sad and horrible things that happen at Christmas.
Taking this to mean priapisms
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 8:23, archived)
# Misunderstood headlines
(I've got Star Wars Xmas ones ready to repost, so you've been warned)
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 8:53, archived)
# Hybrid Tragic Star Wars Chrimbo
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 9:25, archived)
# either christmas one
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 10:01, archived)
# headlines
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:00, archived)
# B
For bumhole
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:10, archived)
# D before I pee.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:13, archived)
# THERE ALL GRATE
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:18, archived)
# Newly misunderstood tragic star wars pub signs please
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)
# Tree Turkeys
or anything except the TrekWars \o/z
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:39, archived)
# I don't care
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:40, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 12:37, archived)
# Bah Humbug

(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 12:58, archived)
# I thought you didn't care

*CHRISTMAS HUGS*

*inappropriate fondlelage*
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)
# A for Alphaville
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 12:37, archived)
# Big of you.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 21:07, archived)
# Bigger
in Japan
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:47, archived)
# One
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 13:49, archived)
# I will not choose any of these options
for when I do I become bitterly disappointed when my choice is not chosen
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 14:32, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:45, archived)
#

Misunderstood headlines - Make a picture without reading any further than the headline. e.g. Adele cleaned up at awards ceremony
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Space Vampires© on the starboard side!!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:54, archived)
# Excellent, Han Halo!
likes this
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Sorry about the mess.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely job! :)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:38, archived)
# Cheers, ears!!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 0:24, archived)
# this is all your fault:
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:56, archived)
# Now, you can't blame that on me...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...could be worse...
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:11, archived)
# FP now!!
Excellent comp so far. *clicks
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 2:22, archived)
# One per century is more than enough, thanks.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:23, archived)
# I thought you fed off hate?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:37, archived)
# Sod off, bignose.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Nice
Although vampirism is more a hobby than a religion
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 7:30, archived)
# Not if you're a banker.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:14, archived)
# Good point
well made
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:19, archived)
# the movie soundtrack should be good

(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:41, archived)
#
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, don't think so,
but running with the theme...
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 15:27, archived)
# I see you aimed for the secondary brain stem
Good work
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# oi!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:50, archived)
# It nearly killed her!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 15:29, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Hai Elvis!
:)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Yah, Hai!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 0:40, archived)
# HAHA
00 Heaven! Extra points
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:37, archived)
# I love my brick!

(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 6:36, archived)
# Memesley.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 7:35, archived)
# RISing a little
but i'll just leave this peroast here anyways

(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 9:21, archived)
# After a few more years on the street...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 14:22, archived)
# Saw that movie in the early 1980's with Pink Floyd's 'Echoes' as the sound track.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 14:36, archived)
# The Wizard of Oz is perfect with Stormtroopers of Death's "Speak English or Die".
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:55, archived)
# Air did a soundtrack for it a few years back,
which is a really good album.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 18:22, archived)
# How odd.
Does it howl?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 3:12, archived)
# WOWZERS
I'm going to have to call in sick o_O
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 5:42, archived)
# Oh dear
Do you have a cold or something?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 6:15, archived)
# he's just realised his boss is a space alien lizard woman
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 8:33, archived)
# uh oh
I have a feeling she's never gonna shut up about that win
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:00, archived)
# Arrgggh!
My eyes!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
#
Бы
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:50, archived)
#
Я тоже, товарищ
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)
# My eyes
Cannot compute
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't see him :(
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
# he's inside the beach ball
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Jebus, you're on fire this week! Another excellent post.
Woo, Yay, Hoopla and even Panowie!

Edit: Still can't spot teh Quo, but surely they must also be there somewhere?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Jah Weh Hoopla?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 4:26, archived)
# Si. Hoopla Jah Weh
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 9:12, archived)
# Where was he when they cancelled Top of the Pops? I miss Ruby Flipper...
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 23:10, archived)
# Deep man, deep
'ave a click, or maybe I just said that and didn't click and hid behind one of the other anonymous clicks, you will never know. Bit like God.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 0:35, archived)
# God's a cunt
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 1:03, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 2:26, archived)
# "It's all right for God, he's omnipresent; I'm just highly manoeuvrable."
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Trunuff
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 8:22, archived)
# Trufax
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:28, archived)
# I see the schooner!
these 3d eye things are usually difficult for me
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 0:40, archived)
# nope, still can't find him
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:00, archived)
# haha
He's in the kids changing rooms, AGAIN!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:43, archived)
# Is he the old guy with the green shirt, touching himself whilst the
Nervous father guides his kid away? (bottom middle, matron)
Or is that an off duty priest?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 11:56, archived)
# HAHA
good spot
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 12:12, archived)
# Behind the guy in red and white stripes, you say?
Nope, look as I will, I just can't see that stripey guy.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 12:06, archived)
# too good
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 23:04, archived)
# Is he hating the gay people drawn here?
God flooded half the picture already. The fucker!
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 11:25, archived)
# God is in all those brainwashed fools up their own arses in ritualistic cultism.
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 15:29, archived)
# Is he the one
burning a kid on the Tesco Value portable barbecue?
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 22:53, archived)
# quick and dirty the way you like it
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:06, archived)
# What did we ever do to you to deserve this?
P.S. Is this what caused lovely Lesley's "event"?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:17, archived)
# you exist, to be is to have it done unto you
no that was MRSA after botched plastic surgery
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:21, archived)
# faces hammered lesley
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:42, archived)
# Slight or moderate. Occasional rain. Moderate or poor, occasionally good
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:03, archived)
# my german's shepherd's german bark is worse than etc
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Ha! Common misconception.
Actually MSSA not MRSA. MRSA is a Staph aureus which is resistant to pretty much all oral antibiotics (including methicillin, hence methicillin resistant SA, commonly multi-resistant SA)
MSSA is basically a common or garden Staph aureus (methicillin sensitive) that lives on your skin normally, and is a common infective organism.
She bust a rib falling from a table having sex, and needed a chest drain. This became infected. This caused some bizarre problems that some doctors believe are predominantly psychological (chronic post infective fatigue, a relative of ME) and she became wheelchair bound with no evidence of physical injury.
The hospital settled out of court for £5 million since the original infection was what set off the chain of events, even if they were psychological/ psychiatric rather than physical!

TL:DR mad bitch gets minor infection after sex related injury, wins £5M for being mad.*

*Allegedly. In my personal non-professional opinion if the lawyers come snooping!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:19, archived)
# something something too much staph joke
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:23, archived)
# You can't get the staph these days?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 22:41, archived)
# why did her mouth all puff up?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:02, archived)
# Completely separate episode with collagen lip injections
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:41, archived)
# classic da5id!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:54, archived)
# haha
SPANG!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah baby!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)
# A little flan base is always best when use in moderation
My puppy does that when you rub his belly
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 18:38, archived)
# And The Book Of Fuck.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 18:57, archived)
# And then it came to pass that all was FUCK for forty days and forty nights
Then it came about at the end of forty days, that Freebase opened a window in his tent that he hath made, and a tiny bird alighted on his outstretched finger. And, lo, the bird tweeted loudly FUCK onto him, and onto his children, who were busy making toasties.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:15, archived)
# And there was much rejoicing
And the beer flowed like FUCK.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:02, archived)
# And all of the angels rejoiced and did high fives fo' real, yo
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:25, archived)
# All he wants for Christmas is juice
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:07, archived)
# Aww
She looks so disappointed
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:47, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Topical?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 15:21, archived)
# No need to hold back here
say what you really mean
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:16, archived)
# for some strange reason
I'd like to see this woman drown in the come of a thousand foreigners
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:03, archived)
# Bit racist
obv
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:44, archived)
# Vote for Pablo
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 15:13, archived)
# but what is it?
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)
# Hey! Stop! I need to borrow your.... cheap imported hoverboard?
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 14:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 15:39, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
"Twathandle".
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Oh hai thur!
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:59, archived)
# bootiful
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:10, archived)
# "Ooh, couldn't eat another thing, I'm stuffed."
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:38, archived)
# In Soviet Russia, turkey gobble you
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:45, archived)
# Nice and nice belt
That was how Rod Hull actually died
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 14:30, archived)
# He never pays, though. Always does a runner.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
# Funny you should mention this
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Florence couldn't get Donald to retract his ignorant comment, regarding Zebedee's 'Forrin' name
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 10:56, archived)
# :D
smashing, but what kind of a weird foreign name is Zebedee, better have him kicked out of the roundabout
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:01, archived)
# Facial hair too!
Definite extremist
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:12, archived)
# "Zebedee" is a Hebrew name
Has Trumpy managed to offend Jews yet?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebedee
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 12:41, archived)
# Haha!
Ning Q :)
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 11:58, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 13:08, archived)
# best thing i have seen... ever*
*ever limited to this week, not all products listed may be available at all stores.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 19:19, archived)
# Woah!
Cheers for the FP to the powers that be! :D
(, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Time fer bed WID DA WHITE WIMMIN!
He can boing the fuck outta here
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 0:39, archived)
# The hair just blends in
Which is unusual, as it has it's own passport
(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 22:29, archived)
# fantastic
(, Wed 16 Dec 2015, 20:18, archived)

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