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[challenge entry] turn left at Chester?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# A British car with no leaks? You silly japester.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# It's a furiously German car now, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:19, archived)
# Is it with a driving school?
And you'd be better off taking the A55, avoid going into the city itself. If you want to go into Chester, say, to see the cathedral or do a little shopping, I'd recommend using one of the many Park and Ride facilities which are cheap and have many stops throughout the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 11:34, archived)
# sounds lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:59, archived)
# The park and ride? Are you mad?
Just park in Tesco and do your shopping on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:26, archived)
# Left at Chester? It's along the M4 from here mate!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:01, archived)
# What's the porpoise of that then?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought they prefered ships
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:32, archived)
# Ones built at Camel Lairds?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 11:29, archived)
# That car can take up to 40 gallons
in one take
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi, is yer daughter in?

(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:02, archived)
# is that car unshopped?
the seams are amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:03, archived)
#
lol, even my half baked efforts with mspaint aren't that bad... but hyenas aren't detail guys.
(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Dominant female hyenas have such prominent external labia that they're difficult to distinguish from the males.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
# HYENA TWATFACTS
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] morning

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:20, archived)
# Can't believe you'd stomp on my thread, you horrible big bully.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:23, archived)
# Sorry, it was half an hour old, I thought you were done with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:29, archived)
# :(
At this rate it'll be pushed off the board altogether by Wednesday afternoon.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:34, archived)
# hopefully someone will have replied to it by then though
edit - there you go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:35, archived)
# *sniff* that's the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me *snivel*
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:48, archived)
#
Dooby Duck's Disco Bus
13 editions. Broadcast 5 January 1989 โ€“ 30 March 1989
Dooby's Duck Truck
26 editions. Broadcast 3 January 1991 โ€“ 18 December 1991
Dooby Duck's Car Speedboat
13 editions. Broadcast 7 March 2016 โ€“
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:01, archived)
# and quickly shelved due to the ongoing Yewtree investigation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:03, archived)
# It's not just me who thought that Dooby was meant to be Savile, then?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 9:08, archived)
# Fury Duck. Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:21, archived)
# Morning!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 7:51, archived)
# sympathy reply
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:35, archived)
# I don't need your sympathy, you condescending dick.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:21, archived)
# If it is only that small patch of goo left
I'm guessing 20-30 miles dude
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:59, archived)
# RIP pet slime mold
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:22, archived)
# dogvisible
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 0:45, archived)
# My god. This is terrible.
That dog was made of ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:22, archived)
# That's Chevy Chase, you heartless cunt.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 7:48, archived)
# I don't think anybody got the reference, pet. Try American Dad or Thundercats or sutin.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Trying to think outside of the box with this challenge

failing
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:43, archived)
# fify:
failing think
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:59, archived)
# So far I have....
The Peugeot Pig
The Hyundai Hare
The Subaru Swan
The Toyota Tortoise
I don't even know where to start with that yellow thing
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:17, archived)
#
audi anteater
austin aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:52, archived)
# I am going to steal your idea and rebrand it as
The Audi Aardvark

:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# ninja
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
# it still doesn't look right
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# Never does
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:06, archived)
# amma gonna put it back
nope: still not doing it for me. even wikipedia looks wrong now. gonna go have a little lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# The Lada Llama
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:11, archived)
# the tesla pterodactyl
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:13, archived)
# the vauxhall vulture
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:14, archived)
# the ford frog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:15, archived)
# BMW
Balaenoptera Musculus Whale

It's a real animal
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:21, archived)
# the mercedes marmoset
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# The Reliant Robin
Oh........bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 21:12, archived)
# Nicely
Reminded me of the dancing dog I used to lurve 8D
youtu.be/8a6NwwpRHfw?t=15s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:10, archived)
# ha ha
Britain really does have talent
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:17, archived)
# This looks like a visual recipe for hotdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:22, archived)
# jumping frogs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Wet dream last night
dream nightmare
Wet Nightmare
Jusharin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:27, archived)
# Ding dong!
She can deport me unfairly anytime!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:44, archived)
# =)
i.imgur.com/2DUKlRt.jpg
She can invade my privacy anytime...
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/ChaneyPhantomoftheOpera.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
#
Theresa May Cock Knee
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:10, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# Prolapse is no laughing matter!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:19, archived)
# A bit of sick came out
p.s. merry candles
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:21, archived)
# Cheers Punking :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# that at least stays still
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:32, archived)
# also, candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:35, archived)
# Thanks Smashy :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:38, archived)
# candles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:10, archived)
# McCandles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:25, archived)
# Gloopy, waxy candles to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:56, archived)
# hanging on to the afterglow of candles
yesterday you were like a couple of hot tomatoes
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:56, archived)
# A bit of spunk came out
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:21, archived)
# My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:27, archived)
# that was your soul escaping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:52, archived)
# I sold that old thing
years ago
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
# doh, wrong theresa may in your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 19:20, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] go home trump troll.. you're drunk.. here, let me help you.. if we all chipped in this cunt would be invissb already ago.
let me help you.. if we all chipped in this cunt would be invissb already ago.
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 12:52, archived)
# wish I had a car like that
and an arena
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:02, archived)
# and, in the spirit of things, let's do this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:03, archived)
# Sweet ride!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:19, archived)
# v.dungbeatle
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 14:00, archived)
# I also had this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] also some sunday proast
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 14:48, archived)
# Heheheh, splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# invsb speehdump
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:28, archived)
# This is LIFE*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
# hee hee
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Fruity
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:58, archived)
# when i say now... duck deer
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:19, archived)
# Looks like rain dear
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# That car has tourettes.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:12, archived)
# Ole!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:27, archived)
# Cartoon theory: Chloe Carmichael is Donald Trump's grandniece
Hi! I know that it's just a cartoon and nothing makes sense, but this theory is about the new character of Chloe Carmichael from The Fairly OddParents which in this cartoon theory, is the grandniece of Donald Trump. I think that that's the reason why the people hates the new Fairly OddParents intro since season 10 featuring Chloe Carmichael. Our childhood has been ruined with that new FOP intro.

Donald Carmichael? Chloe Trump? LOL!.

Without Chloe Carmichael: The Fairly OddParents
With Chloe Carmichael: The Fairly TrumParents.



Click for bigger
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 2:14, archived)
# ^ miley cyrus and wayne coyne?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 2:20, archived)
# I am a woman of integrity and my word is my honor.
Picture a waterfall in your mind, and instead of water, it is all the love and passion I have in my heart.
I am big Italian meal fan, like Garfield.
I love to give pleasure in and out of the bed. Maybe with you, who knows? Opportunity is the only opportunity.
So what you like?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 2:24, archived)
# And this is not just the first bad expeirnce
but every time we drive here to get an apple after Dinner (which you never get there), or stop by for a coffee before work, you can see how the kids work at this location. This place needs an experienced manager or a visit from someone at McDonalds.
To McDonalds: do a surprise visit to this location and you will do all it can take to close it down to save your name.
 

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 3:29, archived)
# Hello
My name is susan i am a young good looking girl with full of love and carring also romantic and faithful,well i saw your profile and i love it,i think we can click together please i will like you to email back through my email adderss thus:([email protected]) i will like you to use your email address to contact me directly to my emailbox.at the same time i will show you my photo and you also know more about me.

thank's for your understanding,

susan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# As I entered the mcdonalds on 15th st in auburn WA
they greeted me with a smile when they delivered the food it was a tray of cold fries
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# So here are my pluses and minuses:
+ Joy on the part of recipient.
+ Feel-good factor for the giver.
+ Some sustenance for recipient.
- Giving money to an organization that promotes obesity.
- Giving money to an organization that promotes animal cruelty.
- Environmental impacts of our factory farming techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 12:16, archived)
# It must be us McDonald's are just as bad as burger king
cold food terrible service they couldn't make a decent burger between them,fast foods gone to the dog's no pride in what they serve you these days when there's 4 of you its a dear do even the kids complained about there food, they don't want to go back to any of them when the kids say its bad you know its bad promises of vouchers from them but they've never materialised. waste of time complaining it seems as they've had you're money well we've boycotted them its the kids I feel sorry for as it was the treat but I'm not wasting ยฃ20 on food only fit for the dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:00, archived)
#
Hello!!! I many times heard, that people get acquainted through the Internet.It is unusual to me.
But I nevertheless have dared to make it. I liked your structure.
And it would be interesting to me to learn you more.
I think, that should tell about myself a little.
My name is Anastasia, me of 30 years.I work, in shop.
It is food shop.I do not have children.
But I think, that in the future they at me will appear.
I like to listen to music, I like to read. I am fond of sports.
I also like to leave on the nature. Where I can have a rest.
I think, that you not against to answer me. And we can to continue with you dialogue.
I think, that I can tell more about myself and learn you. When you will answer me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:46, archived)
# Check your food, each and every time.
They don't know the difference between bacon and sausage, the fries are almost always cold and/or nasty, you will almost certainly get cut in front of by several people in the drive thru line, and if you ask for extra mayo (or mayo on a sandwich that doesn't normally come with it) they will charge you extra.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:02, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 7:35, archived)
# I think you're misjudging the audience here if you think a cartoon from 2002 is part of our childhood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 8:29, archived)
# But to be fair
most of our childhoods have been stretched by at least 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
# Only 30!!
I intend to push mine way beyond 50! :D
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:15, archived)
# Everyone has an inner child
*burps* Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 14:23, archived)
# It's a fair comment
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# If you post stuff like this not only can you be sued for libel, we as a site can be sued. And we will all lose because it's NOT fair comment.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 16:11, archived)
# Please try to grow up at some point. You act like stupid kids.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:21, archived)
# k, bored of that now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:22, archived)
# :(
Mc Donalds is really nice but the line are very busy sometimes . Perfect Location . I loved going to Mc Donalds with my family sometimes . Otherwise I don't like it .
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:33, archived)
# This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts.
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 17:45, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:10, archived)
# This is still one of the greatest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:23, archived)
# Genius
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 18:29, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:12, archived)
# This why explanation. Yes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:15, archived)
# Loving this.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:27, archived)
# LOL!.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 8:43, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense.
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 9:13, archived)
# I hope you die alone and and screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
# If one dies alone and screaming in the forest where there's no one to hear
are they really dead?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 11:06, archived)
# What a horrible thing to say. I hope YOU die alone and screaming for that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 0:42, archived)
# Not just a one trick pony after all
unfortunately
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 11:31, archived)
# I'm glad everybody is showing this the respect it deserves by not pushing it down the board.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 12:12, archived)
# It's the best thing on here this year.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 12:16, archived)
# Now some miserable dick-rind has ruined it.
What a fucking prick.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 13:05, archived)
# Scorchio!
Keep up the good work Anthonyb3ta70100
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 0:41, archived)
# O_o
Brisjsjfimf
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hill starts must be awful.


Probably been done.
(WiggZ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:03, archived)
# haha! nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
# "BRAKE YOU STUPID COW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:06, archived)
# Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse piece of shiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 1:37, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:50, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 20:30, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 20:58, archived)
# I made this yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah but

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# Awww, tiny invisible trump
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:13, archived)
# Moley
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:56, archived)
# Spazzy
Licks and smooshes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:27, archived)
# SODDING MINISCULE HANDS©!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:31, archived)
#
GAAAWD LOOKIT ALL THESE COBWEBS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:31, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:28, archived)
# Small wee in pants
You fecker. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:54, archived)
# great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:09, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:38, archived)
# It's the incredible shrinking trump.
Why am I laughing? I fucking live here! arrrrrgggghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 1:00, archived)
# i think we should do something which really offends the Queen.
So much so that Her Majesty's Army attacks the USA. Then forces us to become part of the UK. Problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 2:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 1:30, archived)
# Beautiful, just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:52, archived)
# Haha
empty suit syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:59, archived)
# Dinlad Tormp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:19, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Hurts
My eyes
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:17, archived)
# Afternoonings, everyone. What's for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not voting rob until I know his stance on illegal Mexican invaders.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:23, archived)
# On his knees, in front of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Wearing a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# boot sale!
5p each
5p for a stack of them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:24, archived)
# it was going to be tuna salad
but just looking at those faces has put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:24, archived)
# Hahah so THAT's who wrote Mein Kampf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# Picking on the disabled
again
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:30, archived)
# :D Very nicely
Oh you mean dinner? Homemade Vegan vegetable tikka masala curry with shop bought samosas, pakoras & bhajis nom
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:32, archived)
# That's not vegan, it contains butter
nut squash
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:05, archived)
# I SAID NUT SQUASH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:05, archived)
# I was once given some American chocolate which tasted rather foul.
It contained "hazelnut fluff". NUT FLUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:06, archived)
# HE SAID NUT FLUFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Sexytiems =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:08, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:10, archived)
# Cheers Mol3y!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:29, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:40, archived)
# Thanks crazy feline peron :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:30, archived)
# twatting cock knuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:25, archived)
# #creativeprofanity
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:38, archived)
# This type of standing out from the crowd by finding your own swearing style may just catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:55, archived)
# you got that from those Tin Tin comics from the '60's
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:57, archived)
# That's definitely NOT vegan
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:45, archived)
# Disgusting!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:46, archived)
# Seriously.
That could really upset some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:48, archived)
# Asking for a friend:
Is semen vegan?
How about bum cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:49, archived)
# THANKS FOR NOTHING B3TA!!!
Thought I might get a HONEST ANSWER!

googled it (AND binged it), apparently nothing to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 1:43, archived)
# Actually depends if 'donor' is vegetarian. Some animal proteins can be ingested and excreted in the seminal fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 7:38, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:11, archived)
# Thanks Mr Spazzy :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:37, archived)
# Hi, I'm Dana Perino
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Hello!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 2:19, archived)
# Whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:56, archived)
# Farro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:40, archived)
# Look at those hands, are they small hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 20:16, archived)
# They look like they could knock a croquet ball 8 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:15, archived)
# Trump hands make you're a bellend look bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:05, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Continue with the cartoon invisibility
Hi! This post is for the b3ta uses continue with the cartoon invisibility, specifically with invisible Bart and Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons ("The Simpvisibles"), which are photo manipulated images with Adobe Photoshop or another raster graphics editor. For example, this image contains an invisible Bart Simpson with visible Lisa, but you can remove any cartoon character from his clothing with the photo manipulation ("photo manipulatoon"). Is fun and hilarious!. Greetings!


Click for bigger

Click for the original image source
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 3:45, archived)
# More like multiplicaTOON...amirite, AnTOONy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 4:13, archived)
# Great stuff Tony. Keep up the good work.
(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 7:42, archived)
# Hi Anthonyb3ta70100, what else can you do?
Posting the same thing repeatedly annoys some people. Maybe photoshop some jokes, or why not have a go at this weeks image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 7:57, archived)
# Leave her alone, you sexist bully.
She's the funniest and most imaginative thing to happen to this place in months.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 8:32, archived)
#
ist y
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 13:22, archived)
# Happy Toast's so dreamy when he's angry...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 14:06, archived)
# Angry?
it's not all sarcasm and trolling on here you know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 14:45, archived)
# To me, b3ta is about 35% sarcasm and trolling
Then there's 42% grooming, 13% fucklifts and 10% beauty/inspiration/humour.

Someone should make a pie chart of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:11, archived)
# As much as 10%?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:21, archived)
# that was back when this was all fields
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:49, archived)
# That's not how you spell "flids".
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:37, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!! x a zillion.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:57, archived)
# There were some good flids 'round here back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Oh ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha! jesus loves you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:00, archived)
# Ohhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking genius
(grahamsgooch can drive that loader and has a class 2 rating, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:02, archived)
# that receipt's a lot bigger than you'd think
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:13, archived)
# hehehe x2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:47, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# nail me kangaroo up boys
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:05, archived)
#
www.rolfharris.com
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# www.rolfharris.au/yungaroo.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 23:58, archived)
# Fucking hell
4 Eva in r hertz
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:03, archived)
# you've gone too far.
NVR FGT
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 22:51, archived)
# Ooooooooooof
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, that one was a bit of a gamble.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:40, archived)
# I'm making an actual pie out of that.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:28, archived)
# HUZZAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:41, archived)
# I reckon these invisible Simpsons pictures just need a totally new, fresh element added to them,
such a Teh Quo spunking at flanbase in a fucklift with a big magenta CDC. Then they'd be bare mint, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:54, archived)
# Big magenta CDC and FUCKlift you say?
bindun www.b3ta.com/board/11189063
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah. Like that only good.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:09, archived)
# That is some quality peurile digital art right there and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Mar 2016, 17:59, archived)
# Ignore the haters, keep posting
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 8:38, archived)
# This is the best thing since Golden Fanjita carpet-bombed the site with pictures of Barbara Werner.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:09, archived)
# All we need is pantseatflyer.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:11, archived)
# I must try this Adobe Photoshop or another raster graphics editor thing that you say some time
Did you study at the famous PedroHin school of photoshoppery?
SERIOUS QUESTION
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:54, archived)
# This is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting.

A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)
# Do you mean ALS?
?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:39, archived)
# No
I mean A/S/L

Why doesn't anybody do this anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:20, archived)
# Why isn't this on the plopular page yet, you vicious bullies?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:16, archived)
# Hi Tony, I have written you an invisble message below:
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11189142
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:51, archived)
# More of this please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 12:41, archived)
# They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 14:51, archived)
# I feel this could do with a few words of explanation
and maybe come up with a term by which these photo manipulated images with Adobe Photoshop or another raster graphics editor will be known henceforth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
# photo manipulated from remove of skin
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:07, archived)
#
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:41, archived)
# Holy shit. You've photograph manipulated his rasterised skin back on to this bleak skeletal cartoon (skeletoon).
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please

(or another raster graphics editor)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:48, archived)
# Can we pin this to the top of the forum.
I want to see this every time I come to b3ra.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:16, archived)
# PRETEND this is exactly the case
by replacing your b3ta bookmark with this
b3ta.com/board/11189561
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
# that is very inventive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:07, archived)
# Wish granted.
Why didn't I think of that!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
# Whoa. You're like some world wide web guru or sutin or something?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:10, archived)
# WTF kind of witchcraft is this!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# i couldn't be her penpal
she'd explode with frustration when i corrected her american spellings of certain words ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:39, archived)
# !


imgur.com/jaiCyY7
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:30, archived)
# the zikampsons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Homorph Simpswaps
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 16:56, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
Love the random timing of this.
I recognise most of them:

Hitler
Laughing Cavalier
Lemmy
Yosemite Sam
Clark Gable
Monopoly Man (?)
Sam Elliot (?)
Dali

I don't know the last one...???


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:36, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:38, archived)
# I'm not seeing this invisible joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:18, archived)
# You're totally winning b3ta right now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 3:13, archived)
# Dead obv
www.b3ta.com/board/11079586
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:38, archived)
# Strangely enough
this is a repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:05, archived)
# This all seems in order. Carry on.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:15, archived)
# Too bloody right
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)
# "ALL ABOARD THE DOG'S BUM™!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 14:05, archived)
# That was on /links recently
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:46, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
# Arousing, but my own photo should provide an enormous and gratifying discharge. I've called it "Triple Dead Frog Orgy".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 18:11, archived)
#
Amphibious Humanipede
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 21:51, archived)
# homosexual necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:16, archived)
# But did you reach a satisfactory conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 22:32, archived)
# Frog's porn
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 0:59, archived)
# a dog owns this car?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 1:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 11:07, archived)
# a triumph
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 0:39, archived)
# Always exciting when two popular characters go head-to-head
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:42, archived)
# :)
tinyurl.com/h2p6etg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:46, archived)
# uh-oh, bitch is going down
now he's gonna get some real 'cow pie'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:48, archived)
# ^gay slang
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:56, archived)
# *slaps*
oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:00, archived)
# if you want to hear some real slang
meat me round the back
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:24, archived)
# He really is desperate
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:24, archived)
# Brilliant!!
You always picture people in your mind, I have you as a Zen Master who goes into a little room and appears with the 'killer' post or compo entry. You then retire to your room as the assembled students gasp in awe. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:59, archived)
# happy b3taday for yesterday!
:D

what happened to the 'happy 13th' thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks Moley!!
\o/ err I'm not sure, didn't know there was one?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A Nazi biker bee giving the Psammead from "Five Children and It" a lift home after the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:12, archived)
# vot psammead ist plz?
danke
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Ja, Heinz!!
non-aliencreatures.wikia.com/wiki/Psammead
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 14:04, archived)
# haha, but Dennis is at least 80?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 23:19, archived)

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