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he's done a lot of ad work
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:24,
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But you told us it was Wotsits!
Nice ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:26,
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Well, the orange eye makeup obviously isn't piss proof...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:24,
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haha
very good
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:26,
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"Hey, skinny!"
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Ninj ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:40,
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b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:18,
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All ready for his shower!
Is that a huge nail in his hand or is he just pleased to see you?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:24,
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That's given me a semi
That has
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:12,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FAKE ADS 2
We're making up fake adverts again. Start with a real one and twist it until it's funny.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:30,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:33,
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reminds me of this
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:27,
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RIGGED VOTE
Wow
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:39,
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4 votes for ads
1 for pipes 1 for oz How's that rigged?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:54,
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The vote was over in 3 minutes!
Just messing. Anyway stop sticking up for God
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:11,
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well it's not like anything bad ever happened
from sticking up for 'god'...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:12,
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minutes hours 6 people voted, that's all the active users isn't it?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:02,
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Deliberate GMod baiting
Ban Frogbeat!!
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:11,
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this was never real, but it's why I suggested adverts...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:00,
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.
Edit: oh, start with a real one? Maybe I should decompo this...
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Cruising Capacity ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:39,
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hahaha, "Hello, hello? Is that Marjarine?"
no don't de-compo
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:10,
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fab
needs more clicks
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:32,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Australia - Celebrate the culture down underInappropriate Cover Versions - Come up with the album/single sleeves for cover versions of songs by unfortunate celebrities/characters.Pipes - Peace, Pan or C'est ne pas Fake newspaper ads - e.g. viz.co.uk/category/features/advert/
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 8:01,
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I kind of feel like I should vote, if only to stop the Far Right getting into power.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:30,
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it's a trap
don't do it, it's what 'they' want you to do.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:31,
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FAKE ADS
It's such an enjoyable format to work with - start with a real ad and twist it until it's funny.
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rob ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:59,
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look everyone rob has graced us with his presence!
what do we do? what do we do? do we sacrifice a kitten?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:01,
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I've got a VERY loud cat here you can use?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:15,
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sounds purrfect
sorry, perfect.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:17,
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Unzip
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:40,
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zip back up, it's cold!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:12,
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toast has got something incriminating on him
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:21,
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The Führer has chosen
Kill those who oppose!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:22,
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1 for down under
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:14,
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I'll take an F please Bob!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:21,
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Fake Ads I reckon
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Shlvng ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:28,
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iii
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:41,
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triffic
pipes
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ozof ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:19,
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fake adverts
please god
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:05,
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to pay KGB or not to pay KGB? that is the question..
or if a prostitute pisses in the ritz and the presidents not there to pay her, can you book it to room service?
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:41,
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FAKE JIF
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:00,
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Yeah, wouldn't want that on my pancakes/jelly sandwitches/kitchen floor...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:45,
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maybe her leg had just go
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:08,
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{"data":{"error":"Dog is temporarily over absorb. Please cut again later."},"success":false,"status":500}
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:26,
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Boiling piss is back on the menu.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:46,
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It was never really off
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:16,
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Some places have it on tap.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:23,
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Bet he's got his own Stillsuit.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:26,
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The piss must flow.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:33,
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Permission to share on Farcebook, sir??
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 14 Jan 2017, 23:29,
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Please do it again with a 5.5mb file size.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:49,
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The act of creation
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:22,
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Gushy
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:04,
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woohoo my first FP gif! fp jpegs are so 2016
cheers!
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Fri 13 Jan 2017, 13:59,
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Two girls, one cunt.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 14 Jan 2017, 23:30,
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Overdone the Enterprise Christmas party?
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:07,
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i'll take that off your hands
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:33,
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The man or the booze?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:10,
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*Worf* *Uhura*
*Flushes toilet*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:20,
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Imagine the age gap, though :(
Unless you mean "Colonel Worf", obv
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:31,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:51,
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Urine trouble
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christhebarker ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:15,
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This deserves a reply
It does*also nicely
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:03,
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Trumpkins
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:53,
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Baron Silas Greenback!
Topshop!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:54,
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haha, it is too!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:31,
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Haha, yes!
Cheers :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:05,
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Haha!
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:53,
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Christopher Biggins?
Nice pin
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:03,
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Hahahaha!
:) cheers Q!
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:05,
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Oh well spotted!
Couldn't find the tag anywhere.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:56,
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Oh fuck no
Good tag though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:36,
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They've brought back Pat Butcher as a man?
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Shlvng ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:55,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:57,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:13,
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Uncanny.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:29,
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Gary Shandling's looking rough
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:57,
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Artists reconstruction of an orange man apres shower.
An uncropped version here possibly NSFW.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:31,
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hahahahahaha
EXCELLENT!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:50,
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Haha!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:52,
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2017 will be so orange you won't believe it.
It looks enlightening.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:33,
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Get it while it's hot!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:29,
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We're gonna need a watersportsgate comp.
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gijoel ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:49,
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it is almost Thursday?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:00,
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Kanye West's dreams must have done this mash up at some point.
PS It's 2017!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:53,
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haha, true!
Well spotted. Head still stuck in the year of death!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:58,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:25,
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Wow!
Now that is a neat party trick by Donald Rump
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:29,
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he's got good aim to be filling up that bottle
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:22,
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Mick Jäger
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:04,
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you've made him look younger
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:06,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:07,
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Nicely Ninj
but you have to ask yourself, "Is it as good as you think it is?" ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:26,
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Hahahaha!
Probably not, but then, I'm not THAT clever ;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:27,
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:D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:40,
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Haha!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:42,
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I wouldn't screw that with Trump's dick.
Then again, it's probably too short to get thru the fat and piss flaps...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:36,
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Getting yourself all worked up there buddy
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:34,
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farage is on the piss
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:41,
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hmmmm
looks steamy
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:43,
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he's doing self brewing now...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45,
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Circle of life!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:12,
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chance are that that reply is exactly as good as you thought it was
and you'd be right.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:21,
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:D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:27,
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shameless!
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ozof ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:41,
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turns out its not a lift, it's a shower
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:10,
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When urine office you can do anything. Grab 'em while they're pissing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:44,
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Also, once again I get my news from b3ta.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:47,
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HAHAHA, did you just turn the pressure up?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:02,
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I did indeed :D well spotted
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:06,
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Farage does a great dog shadow puppet?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:11,
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Yuk!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:03,
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Beautiful
:)
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:13,
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wotsits?
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$$ โ
,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45,
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And I thought they were a shower of shits.
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Varmint ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:51,
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Haha
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:54,
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:D :D
I came to B3ta this morning expecting exactly this.
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:59,
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I hope that's hot piss.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:17,
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Merry Pissmas!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:25,
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This one was a commission by my mother,
Click for bigger Mum wanted me to produce a portait of her boss. Her boss is a Lady, a member of the English nobility, and has since sent me a letter stating that this portrait will be displayed with the other Lords and Ladies in her house, for the public to appreciate. I am by no means an imperialist, or a supporter of the nobility; I am closer to an anarchist than I am a Labour supporter, but this isn't an exercise in politics; I enjoy the idea that my artwork is gonna be in a historical house :D
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maia posted this on ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:21,
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Poor melty face woman :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:34,
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haha! yeah I was actually concerned that she wouldn't like it.
I was very faithful, but hey, she's in her eighties. She liked it, and she actually thought I did her justice. I'm glad she thought so! I wasn't exaggerating anything, I just thought I didn't do her enough justice.
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maia posted this on ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:43,
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Nice. How big is the print?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:45,
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well done :)
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ozof ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:45,
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Congrats
You getting to see it in-situ?
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:54,
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Well done!
Always nice when your artwork is appreciated :D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:02,
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Alcoholic Animals I
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:22,
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Alcoholic Animals II
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:23,
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Foster's cans?
Why would a camel drink it's own piss. Speaking of piss, why no pissgate images yet?
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gijoel ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 3:54,
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Everyone's either asleep or too busy making urine puns on social media
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 4:00,
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Alcoholic Animals III
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:23,
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Too much snakebite
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 3:55,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:19,
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haha, pissssSSsssed
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:03,
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IntoStella
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:01,
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This is not as good as you think it is
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:25,
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How good DO I think it is?
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:28,
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Good enough to show to other people.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:32,
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Gah, yes!!
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:34,
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This reply is not as good as you think it is
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:25,
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Pogues in Space?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:25,
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I said it the same way as Pigs in SPPPAAAACCCEE intro
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gijoel ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:19,
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An angry carrot.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 13:28,
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Also
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 13:30,
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Nice!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:39,
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Very neat
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:02,
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HAHA, lovely, but I've fixed it.
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:24,
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Yay!
Arfnoon sir! \o/
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:17,
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the oompa loompa of your worst nightmares
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:46,
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Argh!
He'll have his hands on The Gel before you know it.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 16:37,
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This is an accurate depiction.
Don't make him Tweet!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 17:02,
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HE HAS A SECRET PISS CLUB
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:51,
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First rule of piss club is you don't talk about piss club
You just watch the video the nice Russian gentleman gave you
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gijoel ,
Wed 11 Jan 2017, 5:54,
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BEKFAST.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 11:58,
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Suits her!
WOO :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 12:00,
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Ta, Ninj! That's one HELL of a roll-up too, isn't it?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:02,
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P.S.
A bug enjoying a pint;
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:08,
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Cheer up Mr Bug, you have a whole pint ahead of you
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 16:06,
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Given the drowned bugs I usually find in my pint...
he's obviously contemplating his impending death...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:10,
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Just a bit!
She carries it with such panache tho ;)
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:17,
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Seriously though
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 17:25,
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DON'T drink and fly
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Ninj ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 10:30,
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It's beautiful
"I hear you like children now, Father."
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gijoel ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 11:17,
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3 days!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 10:09,
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'shudders'
I actually shared a house with a Rab-a-like.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:03,
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