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[challenge entry] he's done a lot of ad work
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:24, archived)
# But you told us it was Wotsits!
Nice ;)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:26, archived)
# Well, the orange eye makeup obviously isn't piss proof...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:24, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hey, skinny!"
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:18, archived)
# All ready for his shower!
Is that a huge nail in his hand or is he just pleased to see you?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:24, archived)
# That's given me a semi
That has
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FAKE ADS 2

We're making up fake adverts again. Start with a real one and twist it until it's funny.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)
# reminds me of this
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:27, archived)
# RIGGED VOTE
Wow
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:39, archived)
# 4 votes for ads
1 for pipes 1 for oz
How's that rigged?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:54, archived)
# The vote was over in 3 minutes!
Just messing. Anyway stop sticking up for God
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:11, archived)
# well it's not like anything bad ever happened
from sticking up for 'god'...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:12, archived)
#
minutes hours
6 people voted, that's all the active users isn't it?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:02, archived)
# Deliberate GMod baiting
Ban Frogbeat!!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] this was never real, but it's why I suggested adverts...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] .

Edit: oh, start with a real one? Maybe I should decompo this...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha, "Hello, hello? Is that Marjarine?"
no don't de-compo
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:10, archived)
# fab
needs more clicks
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:32, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Australia - Celebrate the culture down under
Inappropriate Cover Versions - Come up with the album/single sleeves for cover versions of songs by unfortunate celebrities/characters.
Pipes - Peace, Pan or C'est ne pas
Fake newspaper ads - e.g. viz.co.uk/category/features/advert/

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 8:01, archived)
# I kind of feel like I should vote, if only to stop the Far Right getting into power.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:30, archived)
# it's a trap
don't do it, it's what 'they' want you to do.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:31, archived)
# FAKE ADS
It's such an enjoyable format to work with - start with a real ad and twist it until it's funny.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:59, archived)
# look everyone rob has graced us with his presence!
what do we do? what do we do?
do we sacrifice a kitten?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:01, archived)
# I've got a VERY loud cat here you can use?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:15, archived)
# sounds purrfect
sorry, perfect.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:17, archived)
# Unzip
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:40, archived)
# zip back up, it's cold!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:12, archived)
#
toast has got something incriminating on him
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:21, archived)
# The Führer has chosen
Kill those who oppose!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:22, archived)
# 1 for down under
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:14, archived)
# I'll take an F please Bob!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:21, archived)
# Fake Ads I reckon
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:28, archived)
# iii
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:41, archived)
# triffic
pipes
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:19, archived)
# fake adverts
please god
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] to pay KGB or not to pay KGB? that is the question..
or if a prostitute pisses in the ritz and the presidents not there to pay her, can you book it to room service?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:41, archived)
# FAKE JIF
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, wouldn't want that on my pancakes/jelly sandwitches/kitchen floor...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:45, archived)
# maybe her leg had just go
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:08, archived)
# {"data":{"error":"Dog is temporarily over absorb. Please cut again later."},"success":false,"status":500}
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:26, archived)
# Boiling piss is back on the menu.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:46, archived)
# It was never really off
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Some places have it on tap.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Bet he's got his own Stillsuit.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:26, archived)
# The piss must flow.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:33, archived)
# Permission to share on Farcebook, sir??
(, Sat 14 Jan 2017, 23:29, archived)
# Please do it again with a 5.5mb file size.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:49, archived)
# The act of creation
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:22, archived)
# Gushy
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:04, archived)
# woohoo my first FP gif! fp jpegs are so 2016
cheers!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Two girls, one cunt.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2017, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Overdone the Enterprise Christmas party?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:07, archived)
# i'll take that off your hands
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:33, archived)
# The man or the booze?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:10, archived)
# *Worf* *Uhura*
*Flushes toilet*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:20, archived)
# Imagine the age gap, though :(
Unless you mean "Colonel Worf", obv
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:31, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:51, archived)
# Urine trouble
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:15, archived)
# This deserves a reply
It does
*also nicely
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:03, archived)
# Trumpkins
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:53, archived)
# Baron Silas Greenback!
Topshop!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:54, archived)
# haha, it is too!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:31, archived)
# Haha, yes!
Cheers :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:05, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:53, archived)
# Christopher Biggins?
Nice pin
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:) cheers Q!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:05, archived)
# Oh well spotted!
Couldn't find the tag anywhere.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:56, archived)
# Oh fuck no
Good tag though.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:36, archived)
# They've brought back Pat Butcher as a man?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:13, archived)
# Uncanny.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:29, archived)
# Gary Shandling's looking rough
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:57, archived)
# Artists reconstruction of an orange man apres shower.


An uncropped version here possibly NSFW.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
EXCELLENT!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:50, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:52, archived)
# 2017 will be so orange you won't believe it.
It looks enlightening.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Get it while it's hot!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:29, archived)
# We're gonna need a watersportsgate comp.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:49, archived)
# it is almost Thursday?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:00, archived)
# Kanye West's dreams must have done this mash up at some point.
PS It's 2017!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:53, archived)
# haha, true!
Well spotted. Head still stuck in the year of death!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:25, archived)
# Wow!
Now that is a neat party trick by Donald Rump
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)
# he's got good aim to be filling up that bottle
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Mick Jäger
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:04, archived)
# you've made him look younger
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:07, archived)
# Nicely Ninj
but you have to ask yourself, "Is it as good as you think it is?" ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Probably not, but then, I'm not THAT clever ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:42, archived)
# I wouldn't screw that with Trump's dick.
Then again, it's probably too short to get thru the fat and piss flaps...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 13:36, archived)
# Getting yourself all worked up there buddy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] farage is on the piss
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:41, archived)
# hmmmm
looks steamy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:43, archived)
# he's doing self brewing now...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45, archived)
# Circle of life!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:12, archived)
# chance are that that reply is exactly as good as you thought it was
and you'd be right.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:27, archived)
# shameless!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:41, archived)
# turns out its not a lift, it's a shower
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:10, archived)
# When urine office you can do anything. Grab 'em while they're pissing.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:44, archived)
# Also, once again I get my news from b3ta.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHA, did you just turn the pressure up?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:02, archived)
# I did indeed :D well spotted
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:06, archived)
# Farage does a great dog shadow puppet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:11, archived)
# Yuk!
:D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:03, archived)
# Beautiful
:)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:13, archived)
# wotsits?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:45, archived)
# And I thought they were a shower of shits.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:54, archived)
# :D :D
I came to B3ta this morning expecting exactly this.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:59, archived)
# I hope that's hot piss.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:17, archived)
# Merry Pissmas!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:25, archived)
# This one was a commission by my mother,


Click for bigger

Mum wanted me to produce a portait of her boss.
Her boss is a Lady, a member of the English nobility, and has since sent me a letter stating that this portrait will be displayed with the other Lords and Ladies in her house, for the public to appreciate.
I am by no means an imperialist, or a supporter of the nobility; I am closer to an anarchist than I am a Labour supporter, but this isn't an exercise in politics; I enjoy the idea that my artwork is gonna be in a historical house :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:21, archived)
# Poor melty face woman :(
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:34, archived)
# haha! yeah I was actually concerned that she wouldn't like it.
I was very faithful, but hey, she's in her eighties. She liked it, and she actually thought I did her justice. I'm glad she thought so! I wasn't exaggerating anything, I just thought I didn't do her enough justice.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:43, archived)
# Nice. How big is the print?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:45, archived)
# well done :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:45, archived)
# Congrats
You getting to see it in-situ?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 11:54, archived)
# Well done!
Always nice when your artwork is appreciated :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Alcoholic Animals I
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Alcoholic Animals II
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Foster's cans?
Why would a camel drink it's own piss.

Speaking of piss, why no pissgate images yet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 3:54, archived)
# Everyone's either asleep or too busy making urine puns on social media
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Alcoholic Animals III
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Too much snakebite
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 3:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 8:19, archived)
# haha, pissssSSsssed
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] IntoStella
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:01, archived)
# This is not as good as you think it is
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:25, archived)
# How good DO I think it is?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Good enough to show to other people.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Gah, yes!!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 15:34, archived)
# This reply is not as good as you think it is
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:25, archived)
# Pogues in Space?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:25, archived)
# I said it the same way as Pigs in SPPPAAAACCCEE intro
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 23:19, archived)
# An angry carrot.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 13:28, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 13:30, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:39, archived)
# Very neat
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA, lovely, but I've fixed it.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:24, archived)
# Yay!
Arfnoon sir! \o/
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:17, archived)
# the oompa loompa of your worst nightmares
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Argh!
He'll have his hands on The Gel before you know it.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 16:37, archived)
# This is an accurate depiction.
Don't make him Tweet!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 17:02, archived)
# HE HAS A SECRET PISS CLUB
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 1:51, archived)
# First rule of piss club is you don't talk about piss club
You just watch the video the nice Russian gentleman gave you
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] BEKFAST.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 11:58, archived)
# Suits her!
WOO :D
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 12:00, archived)
# Ta, Ninj! That's one HELL of a roll-up too, isn't it?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] P.S.
A bug enjoying a pint;
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:08, archived)
# Cheer up Mr Bug, you have a whole pint ahead of you
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Given the drowned bugs I usually find in my pint...
he's obviously contemplating his impending death...
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 19:10, archived)
# Just a bit!
She carries it with such panache tho ;)
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 14:17, archived)
# Seriously though
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] DON'T drink and fly
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 10:30, archived)
# It's beautiful
"I hear you like children now, Father."
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 days!
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 10:09, archived)
# 'shudders'
I actually shared a house with a Rab-a-like.
(, Tue 10 Jan 2017, 21:03, archived)

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