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# RIP TBT


We all know who The Baddies are.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 13:44, archived)
# sad news
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Sad news indeed :(
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 14:48, archived)
# What's rude about a body?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 16:06, archived)
# Bugger!

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 16:36, archived)
# well shit
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 17:12, archived)
# TBT
We're down to One Yorkshireman.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2020, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for compo
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3TA TUSSAUDS

Because of the Coronavirus lockdown we can't go out to visit popular attractions like waxwork museums
so lets build our own using whatever is lying around the house.
Create celebrity effigies for B3ta Tussauds!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 13:18, archived)
# Leaked photo shows the 'Virtual' Parliamentary Tory Party console.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:02, archived)
# Where's the "Have affair" button :D
"edit" Cheat button - soz
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:08, archived)
# Eggcellent
Special JRM edition-

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 12:24, archived)
# {:-D
Sneaky tag too.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Happy Easter
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Hey Dallas, I've found one!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:04, archived)
# OBV
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 21:30, archived)
# haha great!
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Science!
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Srsly eggcellent
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:55, archived)
# It's a yolk that's gaining in popularity.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 0:32, archived)
#

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 0:42, archived)
# Don't get eggcited!

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:05, archived)
#

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:16, archived)
# FFS!
;)
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 2:14, archived)
# It's my go-to...etc...etc....
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 2:32, archived)
# I've deleted all of my go-to's
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:11, archived)
# Don't be stuck in the hall of mirrors, Pedro.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:19, archived)
# I'm in a period of transition, HAHA
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:32, archived)
# You're a Tranny?....O_O
omg...does your wife know?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:34, archived)
# I have fabulous tits!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:56, archived)
# You can't tempt me, Pedro........nice try though.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:36, archived)
# Ha Ha....jeeesh!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:44, archived)
# used to be allot more siple to make an imagr acount and make ppl
into foot fetish lunes than it is in this current climb mate
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Don't say 'foot fetish' to Pedro...Makes him all crazy!
The board will be full of Toe-Penis any minute now...
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:47, archived)
# Oh hey, that reminds me of some stuff I've been working on
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:57, archived)
# fuuuuuuuck

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:58, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:30, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:36, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 9:29, archived)
# fùuuuuuck
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:07, archived)
# Now you?!?
:(
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:17, archived)
# I always fuck up a cheveron when i drink
coke off s hookers shnach
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:03, archived)
# I love it when they go
all urrr hshssshhh like oh now what was the guys name
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:04, archived)
# You sound worse than me
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:08, archived)
# not even possible
ok lets see then
fuck this up
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05, archived)
# ok double tripple cheveron
find out below how bad i am.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:09, archived)
# I'm a doctor, Jim...not a chevron maker!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:15, archived)
# yeah you did
you lost what was left of that fucked up brain... on a goddamn Chevron you dirty termir... no one wants that anymore those days are done you goddam filthy slutwhywoulkdyoudothat? huh? heh? huh?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:39, archived)
# fucked it up already
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05, archived)
# not yet i can make this
I just need the blood of a virgin.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:40, archived)
# I feel like the cheveron was fixed
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:14, archived)
# Please do not interrupt my Bathory-Blood On Ice with this dribble.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:18, archived)
# A pea-son for the season

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:09, archived)
# demz iz sum wikkit eggz yo
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:13, archived)
# Fo sho
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:13, archived)
# Let's bounce!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:20, archived)
# *boiiinng!!*
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:29, archived)
# EPIC!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 17:17, archived)
# Happy Easter, Pedro
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 17:45, archived)
# :D
Ovum Jesus
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:31, archived)
# Amphetamine kittehs are watching.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Nothing to see here...just the boring Gayshift.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:32, archived)
# oh ok well I said Jamnog has a special message for you but yes ... wtf am i doing here pretending
IF O RGOT MY PASSORD
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:32, archived)
# you cunty assholes why not wow them with a how do i even host now?
btw. hey dead people. I hope you all diexD lol
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:34, archived)
# (said every drunk guy on b3ta)
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:35, archived)
# back in the day i could fuck a squirrel
no one would blink. that shitty river toast guy stole it all away and I was all like. that shit has all that talent why not just ... ok vodka yeah I am still a lush. now I cannot put squits on the board... my time is done.
edit : www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230407198/skwirrlboparp.jpg
I have no clue how to do this shit I don't have unlimited time like you cunts.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:41, archived)
# Imgur.com will save you
edit: bit hairy...but....uh....hmmmmm.....
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:45, archived)
# yeah but they want something
and my ass is so old I don't know if it can take it and the vodka
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:46, archived)
# Next time: Scotch!
Less of that 'sledgehammer buzz'.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:48, archived)
# DF118 and homebrew FTW!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:50, archived)
# I'm drinking wine....cuz I polished off my scotch yesterday.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:52, archived)
# dont do break fluid!
its a scam. also, uhmm dont do break fluid.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:55, archived)
# to try and distract you lets do a cheveron
do we still do those?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:56, archived)
# Not possible these days.
There's no real camaraderie here.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:00, archived)
# {:-(
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:12, archived)
# no one could fix this cheveron... ... they broke the dynamic :(
sad times
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:16, archived)
# well i had that hope for those moments
I dont want to get polictical of the cunts that fucked my life by destroying Christmas. not trump tho
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:23, archived)
# 👏
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:59, archived)
# You gave me the clap!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 0:32, archived)
# Well that's the virginity gone then.
Congratulations!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:26, archived)
# Cha! ...Trust me....I know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. ;)
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:44, archived)
# One of my favourite songs.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:53, archived)
# I just wanted to see the gay shift one last time before i ... well actually I expect i may
survive.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:48, archived)
# We are in dire straits!
The sultans of shop have all gone away.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:51, archived)
# Spend the time you would worry in, enjoying the time you have left.
/actualcounsellor
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:53, archived)
# I am old enough to remeber
when i pissed off riverghost I never cam back but 8 times after that. hmm one last picture tho it will take up the weekend and I think it should be ausper pornographic. cause that's what I think JJ would have wanted. so uhmm yeah I will forget I said that don't get my hopes up.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:02, archived)
# Wow...I haven't heard of Riverghost since about 2008 or so.....
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Ask not what your /board can do for you...
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:02, archived)
# I will post an image soon honest
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:17, archived)
# ...k
LOL
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 20:25, archived)
# where did I leave ma drugs last time i sat
down
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05, archived)
# wow
.
.
.
...great thread O_o
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:06, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 10:46, archived)
# Top Shop
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:10, archived)
# That will certainly help the crime statistics.
I mean, anyone stupid enough to hold a gun like that will have trouble hitting anything at 2 metres.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 20:09, archived)
# Agreed.
But holding that way is considered cool, like most other habits of gang culture, so let them learn the hard way :)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 20:16, archived)
# LOOK!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 2:25, archived)
# gateway to crime
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:40, archived)
# paul
you fucking dick!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:49, archived)
# nah man you dont get it you shit
why show u-p now what ater you? a some kind of aresnal fan? hmm?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:25, archived)
# yeah make the noise you want to see you didnt get on with the guy but he has tallent and
clearly you re jelly
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:26, archived)
# look I want this platform to be about letting go of cheveron
that was then we... are new special and we have robes
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:42, archived)
# spurs?
hey i getit man i get it.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrrate
Mogg-the-tiger
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:04, archived)
# great!
how would one reach to tiger king without being on meth and shirtless? also, how would one question the journalistic integrity of Netflix if one was not to be accused of being bigoted? let's find out next week in Netflix vs Rob. (should be le us).
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:30, archived)
# Haha - brill
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 5:32, archived)
# The Egyptian ambassador was known for this type of thing...

Click for bigger (498 kb)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 18:58, archived)
# *facepalm*
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:01, archived)
# I hope you washed it first...
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:20, archived)
# Nope.
I live on the edge.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:34, archived)
# Groan :D
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:27, archived)
# you know where the door is
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 22:25, archived)
# Oh dear god.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:11, archived)
# *gronze*
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Salford
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:46, archived)
# This is great.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:47, archived)
# I also like this
so I do.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 17:23, archived)
# The matchsticks are all in the matchboxes.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 17:47, archived)
# As it should be.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:01, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:02, archived)
# Paint more of these
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:10, archived)
# Clever
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:27, archived)
# love it .
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 21:04, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Good idea!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:28, archived)
# Sal good
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Meanwhile at the press conference...
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Poor virus!
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 22:44, archived)
# Karma really missed a trick
A dose of coronavirus might be the wakeup call this idiot needs.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Given the level of narcissism involved here, he would probably feel more invincible than ever.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 14:36, archived)
# Stay home or he'll fuck you right up.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 12:57, archived)
# He will kill us all eventually.
Clean slate the world.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:05, archived)
# I uhmm feel bad for you son
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:53, archived)
# I cannot do a chevron while his level of content
keeps being of passable quality... I am gonna just drink my vodka and pass out and dream of making a shop when I wake up (never gonna happen)
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:35, archived)
# woah i spent the last housr
on a flash back
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:36, archived)
#

Audio: Madness - Our House
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 2:28, archived)
# At what point do I unpause the video so that it syncs with the GIF?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 2:34, archived)
# loop+forever
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Ehhh...
I might keep my 'Clap for the Wolfman' earworm around for a while instead.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 3:50, archived)
# No idea...............doesn't anybody listen to the classics anymore?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 4:56, archived)
# Fucking A I do fuck yeah!!
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 6:19, archived)
# .............W.............T.............F.............
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 6:45, archived)
# How does it feel now that your mind has been expanded?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 7:13, archived)
# Subliminal t&a
this is why you shouldn't do drugs
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 8:19, archived)
# Not with that atttude!
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:04, archived)
# sick
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 18:58, archived)
# As in "Yo man, that video was SICK!"?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:15, archived)
# No.....as in buckets of vomit type sick.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:31, archived)
# atomic has not made this video available in your country.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 11:12, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 11:49, archived)
# fucking youtube (gif= Madness-Our House)....then....(Immortal-All Shall Fall)
....and I don't know what the fuck gub-gub posted.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 18:56, archived)
# I thought the segue was quite seamless
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:13, archived)
# good stuff
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 12:58, archived)
# o/'
bit late...but oh well
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Yay!
It's 5am here. This day is off to a mad start.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 13:00, archived)
#
I still blame you for this.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?

Click for bigger (153 kb)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:28, archived)
# Magic
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:30, archived)
# BURP
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:18, archived)
# I keep expecting someone to reference
was this mento be a part of a game?
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:33, archived)
# This is basically the No One Knows video
But it's a woo from me.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:20, archived)
# *googles*...ah....never saw that before.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:23, archived)
# YOU STILL COPIED IT THOUGH, YOU PLAGIARIST!!!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Hacks, Inc. ------->
(see LG15 section of b3ta tossed pages)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:43, archived)
# That's because no one knows
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:25, archived)
# IDK
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:46, archived)
# Word
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 2:28, archived)
# This is lovely.
I worry that I'm expected to watch this tiger thing everyone keeps going on about, or be left behind.

Fuck it, I'll just be left behind. I'm pretty sure I can follow most popular culture memes without actually having any first-hand knowledge of them.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:37, archived)
# said every dad ever
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah, well the joke's on you, because I'm a 44 year-old virgin.
How d'ya like them apples, huh?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Why is your hand all chapped?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:41, archived)
# OMG same.
It looks like it's on Netflix, but I'm enjoying SSN 3 of Ozark right now
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:09, archived)
#
not a clue
also : WGAF?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:44, archived)
# I don't want to be left behind.
What's a Netflix? Can I rent it for my Betamax?
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:26, archived)
# College guy does comedy;
I give it a -85
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:45, archived)
# Well I like them
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:59, archived)
# ...I think I'd rather be left behind...
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Got me Serenghetto Blaster init
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:35, archived)
# Jah Mon!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Tigah of Judah
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:30, archived)
# Nodding not so fucking dogs
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:33, archived)
# it dread
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:16, archived)
# Copper Tiger Niger
Never really liked Bob Marley
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:29, archived)
# Rastafarians...
in Africa???
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:16, archived)
# No
She wanted to go
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Yep.
Spiritual homeland innit.
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 8:08, archived)
# this one leaves me
guessing. tiger king and drugs perhaps.
a segway to the next one about the situation where you may or may not choose to cover up a drug lab where they took the drugs.
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:33, archived)
# In honour of Jesus

Click for bigger (346 kb)
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 14:11, archived)
# I appreciate this
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 21:58, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 14:08, archived)
# ANNE HATHNOTSOFUCKINGFARAWAY
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:38, archived)
# Anne Hathalongneck
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 3:07, archived)
# Ha ha Hathaway...
(, Sat 11 Apr 2020, 13:28, archived)
# Gayshift!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 4:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Would!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 4:49, archived)
# This is lovely Pedro, thank you for sharing your work with the group
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:43, archived)
# Shut it
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:50, archived)
# BULLSEYE!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:53, archived)
# I'm going to test-ignore you and that fucking hippie Atmoic.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Bye Bye Fuckmunch! :P
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:16, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 18:16, archived)
# REAL LOL :D
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 16:52, archived)
# Moggy!
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:51, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:50, archived)
# Early Christian depictions of angels were wheels covered in eyes, true story
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 12:43, archived)
# You sure they weren't plastic cheeses?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 13:51, archived)
# I wasn't there Pedro, so I can't be sure. But given that this was before the invention of plastic and the discovery of cheese, I think it unlikely.
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:35, archived)
# Give it 8 hours then
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Cheeses of Nazareth?
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 19:39, archived)
# Neoprene
(, Fri 10 Apr 2020, 22:20, archived)
# I lost it
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:07, archived)
# Being horse-rolled with an educational purpose!
(, Sun 12 Apr 2020, 17:19, archived)

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