Because of the Coronavirus lockdown we can't go out to visit popular attractions like waxwork museums so lets build our own using whatever is lying around the house. Create celebrity effigies for B3ta Tussauds!
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 13:18,
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Leaked photo shows the 'Virtual' Parliamentary Tory Party console.
(S4RKperhaps perhaps purrrr..haps.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 11:02,
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(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:07,
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Now you?!?
:(
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:17,
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I always fuck up a cheveron when i drink
coke off s hookers shnach
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:03,
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I love it when they go
all urrr hshssshhh like oh now what was the guys name
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:04,
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You sound worse than me
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:08,
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not even possible
ok lets see then fuck this up
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05,
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ok double tripple cheveron
find out below how bad i am.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:09,
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I'm a doctor, Jim...not a chevron maker!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:15,
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yeah you did
you lost what was left of that fucked up brain... on a goddamn Chevron you dirty termir... no one wants that anymore those days are done you goddam filthy slutwhywoulkdyoudothat? huh? heh? huh?
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:39,
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fucked it up already
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05,
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not yet i can make this
I just need the blood of a virgin.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:40,
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(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:24,
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Nothing to see here...just the boring Gayshift.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:32,
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oh ok well I said Jamnog has a special message for you but yes ... wtf am i doing here pretending
IF O RGOT MY PASSORD
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:32,
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you cunty assholes why not wow them with a how do i even host now?
btw. hey dead people. I hope you all diexD lol
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:34,
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(said every drunk guy on b3ta)
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:35,
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back in the day i could fuck a squirrel
no one would blink. that shitty river toast guy stole it all away and I was all like. that shit has all that talent why not just ... ok vodka yeah I am still a lush. now I cannot put squits on the board... my time is done. edit : www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230407198/skwirrlboparp.jpg I have no clue how to do this shit I don't have unlimited time like you cunts.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:41,
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Imgur.com will save you
edit: bit hairy...but....uh....hmmmmm.....
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:45,
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yeah but they want something
and my ass is so old I don't know if it can take it and the vodka
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:46,
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Next time: Scotch!
Less of that 'sledgehammer buzz'.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:48,
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DF118 and homebrew FTW!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:50,
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I'm drinking wine....cuz I polished off my scotch yesterday.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:52,
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dont do break fluid!
its a scam. also, uhmm dont do break fluid.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:55,
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to try and distract you lets do a cheveron
do we still do those?
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:56,
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Not possible these days.
There's no real camaraderie here.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:00,
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{:-(
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:12,
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no one could fix this cheveron... ... they broke the dynamic :(
sad times
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:16,
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well i had that hope for those moments
I dont want to get polictical of the cunts that fucked my life by destroying Christmas. not trump tho
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:23,
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👏
(Woodkovsky☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sat 11 Apr 2020, 23:59,
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You gave me the clap!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 0:32,
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Well that's the virginity gone then.
Congratulations!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:26,
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Cha! ...Trust me....I know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. ;)
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:44,
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One of my favourite songs.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 1:53,
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I just wanted to see the gay shift one last time before i ... well actually I expect i may
survive.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:48,
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We are in dire straits!
The sultans of shop have all gone away.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:51,
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Spend the time you would worry in, enjoying the time you have left.
/actualcounsellor
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 3:53,
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I am old enough to remeber
when i pissed off riverghost I never cam back but 8 times after that. hmm one last picture tho it will take up the weekend and I think it should be ausper pornographic. cause that's what I think JJ would have wanted. so uhmm yeah I will forget I said that don't get my hopes up.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:02,
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Wow...I haven't heard of Riverghost since about 2008 or so.....
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:03,
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Ask not what your /board can do for you...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:02,
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I will post an image soon honest
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:17,
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...k
LOL
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 20:25,
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where did I leave ma drugs last time i sat
down
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:05,
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wow
. . . ...great thread O_o
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:06,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 11 Apr 2020, 19:04,
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great!
how would one reach to tiger king without being on meth and shirtless? also, how would one question the journalistic integrity of Netflix if one was not to be accused of being bigoted? let's find out next week in Netflix vs Rob. (should be le us).
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:30,
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Haha - brill
(dirk speedriftSit doon,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 5:32,
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The Egyptian ambassador was known for this type of thing...
guessing. tiger king and drugs perhaps. a segway to the next one about the situation where you may or may not choose to cover up a drug lab where they took the drugs.
(FlambardI am a cat ass trophy,
Sun 12 Apr 2020, 4:33,
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