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This was no accident…

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christhebarker, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:59, archived)

I saw the cock and balls bit the other day

I thought that was an IRL happy accident, but now I'm not even so sure :-(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:05, archived)

Snopes has a thing about it already

www.snopes.com/fact-check/cargo-ship-ever-given-penis/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:55, archived)

I heard Snopes is a hoax.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:44, archived)

I can't say for sure

Do your own research.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:50, archived)

Done! I looked deep into my heart, and it turns out I was right all along.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:51, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:19, archived)

Belly good

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:35, archived)

Form an orderly queue, ladies

(rogerzilla, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:43, archived)

There will be cake after

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:03, archived)

Looks like there was cake before...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:06, archived)

There's ALWAYS cake.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:10, archived)

The cake is a lie...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:20, archived)

Flag

flying upside down !

(davyclam, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:23, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:23, archived)

Chinese Curse Cookie

I'd prefer the blood clot..!

(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:47, archived)

Breaking News

Uk finds a clot in need of a few Jab's

(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:27, archived)

*bokes*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:38, archived)

Fictional impediment-shaming is OK, I think

Click for bigger (186 kb)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:11, archived)

I am reminded

of the sock quiz.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:06, archived)

On listening back to this,

the cow quiz is funnier.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:18, archived)

Colon dee

(dribble, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:20, archived)

Best thumb on b3ta

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:36, archived)

Flags provide cover for all sorts of things

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:03, archived)

OMG, you're on a roll

..or on something or other.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:12, archived)

Knob twiddling

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:40, archived)

Mesmerising

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:21, archived)

"So tell me what you want . . ."

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Q4nobody, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:36, archived)

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, really really really wanna make a bus out of a box.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:34, archived)

Old-Spice (girl)

I wanna really, really, really wanna "AstraZeneca", ah

(3rror-code Errormes, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:57, archived)

(plankton, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:10, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:36, archived)

Fly, you fools!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:54, archived)

"Did you lock the front door before leaving?"

"Aw bugger. Better go back and check."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:16, archived)

You have no power here

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:32, archived)

Jackie Weaver

(gijoel, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:00, archived)

nice, who was driving that thing?

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Q4nobody, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:38, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:09, archived)

Conpo it!

Sailing under a 'flag of INCONVENIENCE', amirite???????????????????

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:53, archived)

Yay

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:40, archived)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:50, archived)

perfect

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:18, archived)

DFS SALE! MUST END FRIDAY!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:30, archived)

Lovely!

I like

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Q4nobody, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:02, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:23, archived)

A big hit in North Korea

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:17, archived)

Shirley FP

Who is running this show?

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:12, archived)

Claimed!...GTFO

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:09, archived)

Fake! No fucklift

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:22, archived)

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christhebarker, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 9:13, archived)

there's too many letters for "your all gay"...

ah. nice :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:37, archived)

You are all gay

perhaps?

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Q4nobody, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:03, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11339692

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 14:54, archived)

I hope I haven't sent Winthorpe back into lurk-mode...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:09, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - FLAGS

Flags, one word challenge. Redesign them, rub up against them or stick them where they don't belong.

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 7:30, archived)

flags

(ozof, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 7:59, archived)

flags?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 8:46, archived)

yes

but i'm getting on, so it's only to be expected

(ozof, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:00, archived)

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christhebarker, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 9:55, archived)

This reminds me of a plumber I used to know, no idea why.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:57, archived)

Did he fill your hole?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:06, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:04, archived)

(ozof, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:01, archived)

Oooooooh that's

very good. Woo!

(clutch-puppy, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 12:36, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:11, archived)

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 24 Mar 2021, 23:07, archived)

Gruber Templeton, milky

Picard never recovered properly after his stroke :'(

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 23:28, archived)

Gruber, Goober, ...and... Uber?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:05, archived)

Silky, sulky & milky!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:39, archived)

Rickman faceman starman

(dribble, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:56, archived)

Sheriff Starbuck Galaxy

Hell, I'd move to a town where the sheriff was called that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 8:47, archived)

haha

Made this one a while ago

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Q4nobody, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:54, archived)

This is a crossover that needs to be made!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:57, archived)

Proud to post the first post on B3ta 12.0

Looking forward to hearing about all the exciting new features. Thanks mods.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:43, archived)

Separate boards for morning and afternoon

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:48, archived)

And the all-new revamped /gayshift

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:31, archived)

o rly

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:44, archived)

I love her so much

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:13, archived)

Classic gayshift beauty right there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 3:11, archived)

so sparkly

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 13:46, archived)

"revamp"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:07, archived)

It's all gone tits up.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 2:16, archived)

This is awesome.

Can I use this in a future episode of Batman?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 3:10, archived)

yes

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 7:21, archived)

^what he said^

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Chumps 👀, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 10:18, archived)

fuckyeah o/'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:07, archived)

Swines! Put my sodding password in eleventy times.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:57, archived)

Was it

MyFavouriteAgeWas12 ?

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:01, archived)

Think you've confused him with JonKing2006

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:10, archived)

So this is the new /chat board! It’s very fancy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:15, archived)

Don't touch the walls, the paint is still drying.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:19, archived)

Posting a picture? Stop! You want imgur.com

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:20, archived)

Ohh, shiney!

shiney!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:23, archived)

The windsors aren't leaving anything to chance this time

(dribble, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 0:35, archived)

Yes, looks like they've finally fixed the issues with the missing /chat link and not being able to post pictures.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:22, archived)

Some of the new features and improvements:

You can now buy icons with b3tacoin
Gaz can be integrated with your facebook and twitter feeds
/Calendar events are automatically downloaded into your outlook and google calendar.
Adding bashes to /calendar will generate MS Teams and Zoom links.
B3ta digital assistant. Just say 'hey b3ta' to activate.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:39, archived)

Also I have heard from reliable sources that PR1CKB0T V 3.0 is in the final stages of testing with a release date scheduled for Q2 2021

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:41, archived)

wanker

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:57, archived)

Everyone hold your breath ...

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 20:59, archived)

And release

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:01, archived)

prick

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:12, archived)

tease

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:46, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11339935

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:13, archived)

Prick

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Mar 2021, 21:21, archived)

wanker

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:35, archived)

This looks like the place for my brand of hard hitting political satire

(Spunky Bumface, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 22:17, archived)

What, no super chat and super stickers?

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 5:53, archived)

He has a boyfriend you know!?

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Ratsta, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 9:26, archived)

Well, if they're working from home...

Click for bigger (245 kb)

(Max Harvey, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:08, archived)

Have to say

I do like wine on duty

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:05, archived)

Did you spill some on the server

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:41, archived)

I'll spill some on you

You cheeky rapscallion

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:49, archived)

Click for bigger (210 kb)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:21, archived)

Woo!

Used to scare me to death that ad!

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Ninj, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 18:29, archived)

Coco Chanel

(JauntyArt, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:47, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:26, archived)

What ape-matching algorithm

(dribble, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 13:14, archived)

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Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:24, archived)

Grecian urns too little for accommodation

(dribble, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 19:30, archived)

I don't like tea, I like skin-ny dipping

I like skin-ny dipping Charlize Tea-ron

click for ad

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:09, archived)

reflecto-Hitler? I can see the moustache

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 24 Mar 2021, 15:36, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 14:16, archived)

That’s not a very warm smile, is it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 14:31, archived)

It's the face pressed against your window on a stormy night, the smile as your voicemail gets hacked, the barely-concealed hatred against an American actress who ghosted him

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 14:42, archived)

The World According To Piss Morgan

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:02, archived)

alright Michael Eavis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:16, archived)

It's Britainy bitch

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:36, archived)

How's this?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:28, archived)

Red alert

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 15:37, archived)

Not that bloody Pigeon lady again!

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Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:31, archived)

haha!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 23 Mar 2021, 17:12, archived)

<3 <3

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 17:17, archived)

Pfffffftttttt!!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 18:38, archived)

I don't know why I did this

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:25, archived)

Looks like Piers Morgan fucked Jeremy Clarkson and Keith Chegwin at the same time

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 23 Mar 2021, 21:59, archived)

And that's why it's sexy

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 22:01, archived)

Ew no, don't do it again

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Mar 2021, 19:05, archived)

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Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 10:51, archived)

Nice

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christhebarker, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 12:23, archived)

Well, they don't 'GIVE' them to you. They cost quite a bit of money, actually.

But I get what you mean...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 12:40, archived)

Gives you bingo wings, more like

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:11, archived)

Your flapshaming me :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

love that term.

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Q4nobody, Tue 23 Mar 2021, 16:25, archived)

Haha.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 23 Mar 2021, 14:43, archived)

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