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[challenge entry] Meep Meep

(Barnstoneworth 【ツ】, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:39, archived)
# It's bigger than that Chris, it's large.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 20:58, archived)
# I need a bigger screen!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:52, archived)
# *walks into the other room & turns around*
OH, now I see it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:32, archived)
# You don't get much bigger than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:29, archived)
# Stuck in the middle with you.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You join us live at the 'Bomb Put'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 15:01, archived)
# Pam Ayres putting for Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:03, archived)
# No selfies!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:55, archived)
# A berm?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW OLYMPIC SPORTS

There are a few new sports in this years Olympics, but they're not nearly as entertaining as they could be.
Think up some new ones and show us through the magic of pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 4:42, archived)
# PIZZA GNOME !

vegan option unavailable
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:33, archived)
# Fuck Off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:14, archived)
# Too spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)
# Fuck Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:14, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here but now I want pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:43, archived)
# Fuck Yes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:15, archived)
# Fuck you gnome and your eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:15, archived)
# Fuck It
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:26, archived)
# it sure isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers! Let the potatoshopping begin
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:13, archived)
# Pew Pew! Pew Pew!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:17, archived)
# muffled message mask mishap
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:58, archived)
# You dun inspired me
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 19:30, archived)
# Heavy duty
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:34, archived)
# *bad feelings...etc...etc...*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 4:44, archived)
[challenge entry] NHS Track & Trace
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (242 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:02, archived)
# Ping... And they're off
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:40, archived)
# Off the track, in quarantine.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:50, archived)
# The 'P' of The Ping
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:24, archived)
# it's test and trace
Track and trace is Royal Mail. Even the muppets that pass for Secretaries of State get it wrong sometimes
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)
# This post deserves a Ray Liotta.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:18, archived)
# the game is track and field
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:46, archived)
# and the Royal Mail recorded delivery service is called Track & Trace
and the target for this pun is meant to be Test & Trace, because that's a medical professional running after them, not a postie.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:14, archived)
# They'd stand a better chance of catching up if they weren't holding their ankle like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:27, archived)
# and yet you still understand the joke
must not matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:38, archived)
# It is a good art, which I should have emphasised.
I'm just slightly tested by the track.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:48, archived)
# It's true
But I just wanted a good rant
(rogerzilla, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:41, archived)
# Daley Thompson's Quarantine
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 7:10, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 4:45, archived)
#
youtu.be/1_TmphKMXXY?t=1704
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 23:08, archived)
# The Time Varickance Aumority
(JauntyArt, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 22:08, archived)
# when's the first season broadcast?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 22:23, archived)
# In-jokes about in-jokes about in-jokes are never front-paged
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 22:32, archived)
#
Oh I’m not bothered about that. It’s pretty niche so shared it for the people that would get this joke.
(JauntyArt, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 23:18, archived)
# The marvel-ous Mr. Sanchez
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 6:57, archived)
# Pretty much sums up what I was thinking when He explained who He was.
Except that He was Willy Wonka Rick.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 2:13, archived)
# phwoaaaar
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 16:40, archived)
#
No pubes πŸ˜”
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 16:57, archived)
# Should be 3 plumes per bell.
Elon's Starship looks nothing like that, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 19:45, archived)
# The lack of bollock is interesting
Depending on whether it's literal bollocks or merely a figure of speech.
(Hemipygous, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:07, archived)
# I, for one, am content with the lack of testicular paraphernalia
As it is a realistic representation of the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 19:45, archived)
# Listen, I’m no fan of any of them but it takes more bollocks than I’ve got to go up in a rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 20:58, archived)
# Vincent... Vincent... V-i-n-c-e-n-t!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:17, archived)
# Where's the fucking tiger?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)
# o i geddit
this is the prequel, before the tiger eats Vincent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:31, archived)
# I'm glad to have been an inspiration for an artist on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:50, archived)
#
This is ace.
You are ace.
b3ta is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 1:01, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 3:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 2:54, archived)
# un belleville rendezvous!
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 4:38, archived)
# think she's dropped a bollock
(horrid, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:54, archived)
# Can you tell me the way to Suckham? I’m desperate to get to Suckham, any chance you could show me the quickest way?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Excuse me! How do I get to Suckham? What do you think is the best way to Suckham?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 19:58, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 20:23, archived)
# Thanks Pedro, he was going to continue until someone did.
#takeonefortheteam
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 21:34, archived)
# So tell me...
What do you think is the best way to Suckham?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 21:36, archived)
# OH DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 21:47, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 21:53, archived)
# I’m desperate to get to Suckham :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:47, archived)
# I've forgotten the way years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 2:00, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:48, archived)
# sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 21:41, archived)
# HA HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 0:57, archived)
# so insensitive :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Aw shit, tides out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 13:52, archived)
# OI FRED, YOUR HAIRY NUT-SACK IS ON PROMINENT DISPLAY
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:13, archived)
# FFS
I thought I'd had those photo's destroyed!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 17:32, archived)
# I dont think he's disappointed because the tide is out tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 20:28, archived)
# Hung like an Argos biro
(rogerzilla, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 21:57, archived)
# hung like a bookie's pen
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 22:09, archived)
# Hung like a Hogmanay streaker
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)
# hung like a pig in a blanket
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 23:24, archived)
# I feel a bit better about myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 15:34, archived)
# How I stopped worrying and learned to love Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:32, archived)
#
vey good
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 13:31, archived)
# Fat Pickings
(davyclam, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 21:04, archived)
# This is very, very good
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 2:26, archived)
# Out soon.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)
# credit where it's due
that's a decent portrait
(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 22:34, archived)
# You may also like
Virgin galactic
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 21 Jul 2021, 7:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 22:19, archived)

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