but only after his crafty wank over it.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 0:44,
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What can I say?You already know it's shit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:49,
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far too brown, not nearly pointy enough and if there were one you wouldn't like the font? also, needs more lens flare and filters
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:53,
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There have been a few recorded incidents where the underwire deflected a bullet or other weapon that struck the woman's chest.[1][2](
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:40,
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(Ricochet noises from the RLM Darth Vader suit video)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 12:17,
archived)
that would all come in the singing & music, but I decided to save the world from that horror if i tried
(,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 19:25,
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There is allegedly a place called /talkI have posted rants, and occasionally pictures there too.
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An Egg ,D,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 2:23,
archived)
Hidden for a reason.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 13:59,
archived)
good morning campersi know in my heart it's servelan, but at first glance i thought it was ruth madoc. hi-de-hi, master!
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neuro 's cheese game is strong.,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 23:11,
archived)
either way, it's a good thing
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 5:50,
archived)
Season 8 of Thrones has nothing on the disappointment we kids felt at the pathetic end of Blake's 7. The first season was fab, we loved it, then Blake fucked off to join the Royal Shakespeare Company and the show limped on without him and without any rhyme or reason, then in the last episode Blake came back to be a betrayer and everything was spoilt, end of show. Qu'est-ce que le fuck?
(,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 17:35,
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I... Quite like the Blakeless seasons.Can't say I'm too fond of Tarrant, or rather the way he was written (find and replace BLAKE with TARRANT), but even from S1E02 onwards it was The Avon & Villa Show.
Season 4's cyber-punk rave aesthetic was torn straight out of 2000AD.
(Season 4's cyber-punk rave aesthetic was torn straight out of 2000AD.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 17:57,
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I agree The show was watchable and in the absence of much else sci-fi was quite of its time and even now on a re-watch I can see past the wobbly sets and poor effects and take it for what it was.
Also, the female eye candy was really rather good.
(Also, the female eye candy was really rather good.
TBL I posted this on,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 19:32,
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Trying to think of who of the male cast might have been considered as dishy...The first Travis..? Tarrant, obviously, and of course Brian Blessed.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 21:19,
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Vila definitely had admirersMy aunt was such a fan of the show, she had her parents tape it for her when she couldn't watch it. Only thing is, they didn't have a VCR as it was before they got into many homes, so it was audio-only... Made no difference for the finalΓ©, of course.
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 3:29,
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Given the prevelance of cgi and the static nature of sets I'm surprised no one has turned their hand to reworking old shows with new sets e.g. Blake's 7 set in a 70s sitcom houseLeave the actors, costumes and moveable objects alone, just change the sets.
(,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 11:22,
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Really??Or is that a joke, and I'm being thick?
[Edit] Golly - yes he did. I'd never noticed. I can't remember the voice changing....... (and yes, I'm being thick anyway)
([Edit] Golly - yes he did. I'd never noticed. I can't remember the voice changing....... (and yes, I'm being thick anyway)
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 18:52,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Cost of living crisis"){kind=small}
Nice bang up to date reference for everyone.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 15:18,
archived)
yes, we have no beef PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 19:17,
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What a shame your new ideas are still missing dear :(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 12:08,
archived)
Took you 2 whole days to type that, eh?Give it up.
Maybe b3ta isnβt the right online community for you.
(Maybe b3ta isnβt the right online community for you.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 14:47,
archived)
There’s no rush is there? I’ve probably got until early July to edit it if I can think of something more spiteful. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 24 Jun 2022, 0:03,
archived)
You always get like this when I’m on the FP.Itβs okβ¦I understand.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 24 Jun 2022, 2:50,
archived)
Luckily it doesn't happen very often. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Fri 24 Jun 2022, 12:45,
archived)
Anytime you need a shoulder to cry on...........Pedro is available 24/7.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 24 Jun 2022, 13:50,
archived)
Rick Stein is looking well
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 16:11,
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For dessert you can have some of that fancy rippled ice cream cake
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 17:32,
archived)
I'm president of the United States & I'm not gonna eat any more broccoli
( Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 16:12,
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Or maybe NOT FAR ENOUGH!
Click for bigger (1574 kb)okay, you were right.
So you can unlike something after you realise how unwoke it is?Or vice versa, natch.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:50,
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it's a real either way thing...
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 5:27,
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ceci n'est pas une clique JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 5:42,
archived)
Image challenge?FP the fuck out of this now. Whatever it is.
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Chumps π,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 22:33,
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Posts like this are why I keep coming back here.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 17:36,
archived)
Boris impressed by young woman's pipe handling technique Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 23:19,
archived)
If anyone should have to handle BJ's "pipe" it should also involve heavy gloves and a power tool that can bend it 90 degrees Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 23:57,
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That's not been bentThat's got a york 90 degree joint on it
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 23:30,
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Quite often there's an overlap on these things
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 8:27,
archived)
She has a tattoo on her arm that looks like a cartoon fart(?) escaping from her left glove. As the subject line states, she has a tattoo on her arm that looks like a cartoon fart(?) escaping from her left glove. Please post your comments below.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 23:42,
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The key to her fart, probably mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 0:26,
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Open up your fart, oh baby baby, make me feel a parp
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:34,
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Achy Breaky FartFart of Gas
My Fart Will Go On
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Sgt. Pepperβs Lonely Farts Club Band
Listen To Your Fart
(My Fart Will Go On
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Sgt. Pepperβs Lonely Farts Club Band
Listen To Your Fart
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 23 Jun 2022, 15:43,
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You see you've got the key to my fart, girlUnlock me and take all my bowels apart
Cause when you said you had to leave, had to go away,
You closed the bum on me; you threw away the key
(,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:18,
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Cause when you said you had to leave, had to go away,
You closed the bum on me; you threw away the key
she's saying "i'm going to ram this so far up your arse that it comes out of your lying mouth"
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Tue 21 Jun 2022, 11:09,
archived)
head sticking out of the lunette of a guillotine staring fixedly at a basket filled with previous 'visitors'
I'm impressed by your use of the technical language of guillotines mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 22 Jun 2022, 12:14,
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Top Gunt
Apologies for the typo in the title.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 20:55,
archived)
Terrible pilotFlight plan said Istanbul, ended up in Stockholm.
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Canker,
Mon 27 Jun 2022, 16:47,
archived)
Innovative solutions to the ever increasing price of gas are welcome
Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 14:05,
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No one has replied with PARP so PARP mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 19:25,
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Thank you for this parpIt will sit nicely alongside this phut
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 22:13,
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Helen Hurford is a stupid twat, so hopefully Tiverton will indeed be alright. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 16:36,
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1989 Brit Awards all over again Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 18:49,
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Beep Boop Beep Beep Boop Weee-Ooooh-Weeee Bop Bop Boop Beep Bwap Bwap!*slides open secret compartment*
( Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 16:36,
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It was on the FP a couple years ago.I just touched it up a bit yesterday to make it even better. :) cheers!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Jun 2022, 16:57,
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I’m sure it will be hanging in a museum one day.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 16:58,
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Stigmata.(Your nippleβs showing! Perv!)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 16:59,
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There are 4 of them in the Tosche Station one, which took ages by the way. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 19:02,
archived)
Oh where oh where has your little dog gone?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 20 Jun 2022, 20:41,
archived)
0__-Edit: Glory Be! Sexy Leia on the FP! Thanks b3ta! \o/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Jun 2022, 0:13,
archived)
I believe that a generous response might be
I don't know why you posted it, you'll probably get flak from here.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 4:45,
archived)
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No matter what the real reason is, sometimes love spell chant is the only solution
(Dr. Owolabi Solution Β· Astrologist & psychic
Weigle Are You Feeling Let Down By Your Lover, Are You Disappointed In What He/She Is Doing. You Feel Brokenhearted Lonely Emotionally Disconnected.
Frustrated Because Of A Break Up Extremarital Affair, This Is Life, Touch My Bum
No matter what the real reason is, sometimes love spell chant is the only solution
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 10:04,
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this is better than the original Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 14:54,
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Cuddly Hitler is ok I think? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 16:51,
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Allllllriiight! Let’s get this piss up to temperature!! mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 16:51,
archived)
Unpopular Opinion?
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A chap I knew complained about every film he watched because it wasn't accurate to the book/comic/original version.
This ruined films to the point I can now only see obi wank enobi
https://b3ta.com/board/11370088I like it, but it's also complete shite.
I like some, but not all of the retcons.
(I like some, but not all of the retcons.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 17 Jun 2022, 22:50,
archived)
Sudden urge to pee?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 21:36,
archived)
What is Space Commander Travis's favourite 1990s late night youth culture magazine show?The Word THE WORD THE WORD
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 18 Jun 2022, 2:40,
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