ALEXA PLAY "POP MUZIK" BY “M”. ALEXA POST A SCREENSHOT OF MY iPHONE WORLD CLOCK ON B3TA. ALEXA POST THIS AND MY TWO PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:38,
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Alexa took 5 minutes to post that pic,are you still on dialup or something?
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 5:59,
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We’re still debriefing here, yes there appears to be missing time, yes there is some talk of alien abduction. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 6:09,
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...bit fruity, mate
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:36,
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Just the right amount of fabulosity*chef's kiss*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:56,
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Can't we just let fabulous be fabulous and leave it at that? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 6:39,
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Dance with Pedro then tell me magic isn’t real
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:30,
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<3 <3I'll have to fire up the old artbreeder again.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 13:42,
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which Al? Al Bundy, Al Hirt?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 12:30,
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Sleepy Joe invites you to the white space party
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 0:01,
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US politics in a nutshell ^
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:32,
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Probably a peanut shell, that’s the most common nut here, although of course it’s a ground nut, not a tree nut. Haha! You can get shelled peanuts here, but weirdly they are not shelled at all, they are deshelled. People tell you about saying pants instead of trews but you never hear about this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 3:43,
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Yes! But I'm not going to be the one to tell them. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 6:36,
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adjective: incoherent 1. (of spoken or written language) expressed in an incomprehensible or confusing way; unclear.Q1 : How is clearly expressing a political opinion "incoherent"?
Q2 : Are you one of those MAGA loons?
(Q2 : Are you one of those MAGA loons?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 0:52,
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Even half-asleep Joe with dementia is still more capable of speaking in complete sentences.(Than Trump.)
Pot, kettle etc.
(Pot, kettle etc.
jonbob loves you,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:41,
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Your statement implies a subject but does not establish one. Careful there :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:50,
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Joe Biden is inviting you to the Zoom Meeting. Would you like to join?
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 1:26,
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He looks a bit like Spalding Gray there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:41,
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I’ll go if SpongeBob goes, because I think he can encourage cross-party discussions and bi-partisan solutions, and he lives in a pineapple under the sea mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:52,
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SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea, I wish we could all be that happy and carefreeYou can have this poem, I don’t mind.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:55,
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It’s not going to fit on a hat, is that ok? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:56,
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don't worrythey'll order plenty of octuple-XL shirts for it to go on instead
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 6:37,
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Painting Contest
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 16:21,
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GET TO IT THEN! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 16:53,
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I haven't waited for something this long since Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 18:20,
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Finding Nemo Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shrek
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:16,
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Two brains per tentacle, three tentacles per brain
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 0:13,
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Intelligent design, how can anyone seriously deny it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 2:58,
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The old joke about the "intelligent" designer who put the recreation area right next to the sewage outlet.
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jonbob loves you,
Mon 18 Jul 2022, 2:23,
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O plz noWOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:37,
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You fucker!I was making almost the same thing. Back to the, oh, I guess it is a drawing board. Fuck.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:42,
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never gonna get that deposit back
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:15,
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Yo dog, we heard you like paintingsSo we put a painting in your painting
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:36,
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I told youdon't invite Jackson Pollock to the housewarming!
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 21:10,
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Pedro meets The Thing...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 15:03,
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what breast matching algorithm are you using?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 19:52,
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I think it will be hanging in a museum one day.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:08,
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I'm out and about nowYou're just going to have to wait. Bucko
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:13,
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You're barking up the wrong tree. Bucko
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 21:24,
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just put on kaleidoscopic glasses and spin your phonelove you really pedro
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:30,
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Worth The Wait! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 13:26,
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However I didn't read or understand the memo. It's hot today. My directional approximation devices are all screwy
Luv luv luveee!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 17 Jul 2022, 14:26,
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Please Pedro we need painting contest before we all go crazytoo late for me sadly
(,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 16:02,
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I learnt "you shall have a fishy on a little dishy" when I was a small boy. I only learnt much later that it's actually a poignant northern fishing song sung by an anxious young wife waiting for her man to come home from the dangerous North Sea, and it's been bowdlerised in southern playgrounds.
The actual lyrics are:
Thou shalt have a fish and thou shalt have a fin
Thou shalt have a codling when the boat comes in
Thou shalt have a haddock baked in a pan
Dance to your Daddy my little man
When thou art a man and come to take a wife
Thou shalt wed a lass and love her all thy life
She shall be thy lass and thou shalt be her man
Dance to your Daddy my little man.
As it happens (or 'appen). To be sung in a rich northern accent (when tha boat comms in).
(,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 20:50,
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The actual lyrics are:
Thou shalt have a fish and thou shalt have a fin
Thou shalt have a codling when the boat comes in
Thou shalt have a haddock baked in a pan
Dance to your Daddy my little man
When thou art a man and come to take a wife
Thou shalt wed a lass and love her all thy life
She shall be thy lass and thou shalt be her man
Dance to your Daddy my little man.
As it happens (or 'appen). To be sung in a rich northern accent (when tha boat comms in).
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Tory Leadership Race"){kind=small}
Truss Abbot
See You Rishi! You cannae connect with the Scottish Voters!
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 21:08,
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I can't tell you how good this lamp post smells.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 20:26,
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This man is picking up TERRITORIAL MARKERS and he’s loving it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:43,
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I know of someone else who likes to mark their territory
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:16,
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someone ought to tell you that links have summoned you
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:20,
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what do three empty squares mean? idgi artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:22,
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Shocked and pleased basically
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 2:23,
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Been told this stuff is supposed to be a cure all, but it hasn't helped my arse. Did I pick up the wrong item?
Click for bigger (83 kb)
Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:32,
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I know people who swear by itbut it's never done me any good.
Try germaloids.
(Try germaloids.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:53,
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It's full of lanolin.Current favourites include Cetraben and Epimax
( Boot I want to know what you meant,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 15:07,
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Must be good, it's the result of pseudo science. Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 15:41,
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The tests were off the charts, the results were unreal mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:45,
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<s>s</s> a <s> u </s>For people who like touching babies' bottoms
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 19:59,
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Well, that's very nice but makes absolutely no sense to me Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:15,
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I have a large comic book collection and this makes no sense to me either. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 13:55,
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Everything in it is a code that I can't be bothered deciphering
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 14:28,
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Black Chicken throwing gang signs, yo.Watch out for the Black Chicken.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 14:30,
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I'll have whatever drugs you're having, thx! WOO!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 14:43,
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First one to stick their grubby little snout in the trough wins.
Chumps 👀,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 11:16,
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llllllllLLLLLLLLLLLARIATOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 0:10,
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I'll make a special picture tomorrowJUST FOR YOU!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 3:57,
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No I’m good but I think I upset atomic because AI is a dead giveaway or something :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 4:03,
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Oh no I feel bad now how about I make you a special picture mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 4:06,
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Hmm?
My money is on the one on the left being the better likeness at this point.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 4:15,
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so he's getting better
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 16 Jul 2022, 16:32,
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more spikey 4 u
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 4:24,
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I’d love to see it wobble. You too, right? Perhaps HT will fix us up. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 4:41,
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I guess the Spectator Rishi wasn't insulting enough Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 21:23,
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Oh now that is *very* good!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 22:03,
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dont say that you love me cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 22:45,
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I like to make buses out of boxes! Here’s one I made earlier! 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 17:10,
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Look at this saucy little number! Tinted windows? Can do!
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 17:12,
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The wheels on the bus may at some stage have gone round and round, I was not informed. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 17:17,
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Looks like he picked the wrong day to stop sniffing model cement PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 18:34,
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That’s the construction done! Now let’s daub it with lies and drive it round the country. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 17:21,
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We spend 350m per week buying and repairing metal buseslet's make them out of disposable cardboard instead
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 18:13,
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Ok, I found an old wristwatch in a drawer, this definitely does not work for my friend.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 5:03,
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Can anyone think of a word longer than wristwatch that only has 2 vowels? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 5:09,
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I'm dumbstruck like the grandchild of Pittsburgh clocksmiths just thinking about it. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 14:06,
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This is also cheating, I’m just not sure how yet. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 15 Jul 2022, 23:48,
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Truss looks like Laura Kuenssberg's sisterMordaunt looks like a moderately successful brothel madam
(,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 15:54,
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wonders...?How Many Tory MP's are wanking off to this now.?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 16:23,
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Everyone except Boris JohnsonHe's busy rooting for truffles.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 16:38,
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is that an euphemism?like searching for the golden rivet? Is he looking for that ?
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 16:40,
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...and who are they looking at.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 20:59,
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To quote Aliens vs Predator, 'Whoever wins, we lose'
Octo I ruin everything.,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 10:50,
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What minister-matching algorithm did you use
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 10:56,
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Legion from Red Dwarf?Or is Mystique from X-Men doing her party trick?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 10:57,
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I'll see that, and raise you an image of Keir Starmer's face shopped onto Jeremy Corbyn's head.Checkmate, woke liberal leftie snowflakes!!!!!
(,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 12:51,
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salted for me, better traction
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 14:19,
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It exfoliates as it lubricates, HMMM! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 14:42,
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half man, half carrot PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 14:00,
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I never knew that Professor Stephen Hawking and Robin Cook had procreated
(,
Thu 14 Jul 2022, 15:24,
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