the majority of powerful peopleare actually lizards, and don't believe this at all.
(,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:02,
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I knowTwasn't intended to rhyme--just an alliteration--like "don't dally, Dolly."
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LS18,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:13,
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you're on fucking fire !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:03,
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I know it as:
"However much you shake your peg,
At least a drop goes down your leg"
(,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:52,
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"However much you shake your peg,
At least a drop goes down your leg"
this is the correct versionif ya's a geirdie an seen tha piccha
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:05,
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The Westoe NettyNo matter how
you shake your
peg the last few
drops drip down
your leg
(you shake your
peg the last few
drops drip down
your leg
Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:05,
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I only know this from the novel Desperationis it a common phrase over there?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:54,
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Probably not these daysbut as a child I saw it scrawled on public restroom walls quite a bit.
( LS18,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:57,
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I'm at the point where I'm beginning think Developing small, portable EMP devices to break Tesla's might be a worthwhile human endeavour.
(,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:02,
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EMC testing for vehicle systems is pretty hardcoreSo sadly, to kill the car, your EMP would probably need enough energy to be a wee bit fatal to bystanders.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder,
Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:09,
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Good test of who isa *real* Elon fanboy, isn't it?
Paying 8 dollars a month for some blue pixels is too easy. Willingness to die like his monkeys - that's a real test of your Musk-love.
Should come with a free grave digging by the Boring company.
(Paying 8 dollars a month for some blue pixels is too easy. Willingness to die like his monkeys - that's a real test of your Musk-love.
Should come with a free grave digging by the Boring company.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:19,
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Just found this"Considering the shameless slobbering capitalist fanboys that would be first in line to get it, I suddenly feel as though it should be rushed to market immediately"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:06,
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Haha yeah!I wonder if heโll have one himself, considering he hasnโt even took a ride in one of his own rocketsโฆ
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:25,
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sorrywasn't meant to be racist, just something that popped into my head when i saw the cocaine bear trailer on youtube
(,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:06,
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I don't genuinely think it's racist.However, if I was going out of my way to read subtexts into things, I would point out that Panthro was the only Thundercat voiced by a black person, so depicting him smoking crack could be seen as offensive.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthro#Reception
(en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthro#Reception
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:53,
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NEW COMPO : Drug-addled animalsDepict your favourite (or least-favourite) non-sapient species strung out on intoxicating substances.
(
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:01,
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Foxes on fentanyl also frogs
also fish?
ferrets
(also fish?
ferrets
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:04,
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freshwater snails (fentanyl)
flies
fruit bats
(flies
fruit bats
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:30,
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white skunks on dope
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:10,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Food in Art"){kind=small}
Hurrah, it's December so I can post this for the comp now
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:34,
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Rhiannonliving
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:50,
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Oh fuck what has JK Rowling done now mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:31,
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bacon kills
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:19,
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A million bees? In one hive? Isn't that a bit cruel?
Been making single panel pictures of my favourite jokes
That pale circle, has he been wearing chaps and playing at cowboys again
fuck!enjoy your candlemas, LS18, I mean
(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 6:11,
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"bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 23:00,
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I guess it's time to dig out the Advent Colander again... 
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 21:20,
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Always disappointed by the lack of reflectoporn...
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 22:23,
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difficult to miss have a goodun
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 0:29,
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I thank you sir. these traditions must be upheld.
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TBL I posted this on,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 23:49,
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Click for bigger (195 kb)
The gift that keeps on siving
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 19:37,
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golden balls
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:06,
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Great use of perspective.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:36,
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Mr. Boxy on the left there will snarf them all the fat cunt no offense to fat cunts obv
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:46,
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flufftastic
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:05,
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Can you do a sumo hamster doing shiko stomps next? Thanks in advance.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:38,
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your nuts of your life! Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 21:14,
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Future Bart and Lisa Simpson and Nelson Muntz with invisible bodies (Please, don't put me "Naughty Stepped" for this)In Season 34, episode 9 - "When Nelson Met Lisa", there's an scene where a 24-year old Bart Simpson from the future becomes full invisible (without any floating clothes) for a few seconds with an invisibility cloak and then, only his head becomes visible again, being Bart a floating head.
But if his invisibility would have been different, without any invisibility cloak?. We would have seen only his floating clothes instead of his floating head, as seen on these edited screenshots:
And not only Bart, I also made invisible to the 22-year old Lisa Simpson and the 24-year old Nelson Muntz from the future:
Please, don't ban me from b3ta and don't put me "Naughty Stepped" for this. This is NOT a trollposting.
(,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 0:18,
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But if his invisibility would have been different, without any invisibility cloak?. We would have seen only his floating clothes instead of his floating head, as seen on these edited screenshots:
And not only Bart, I also made invisible to the 22-year old Lisa Simpson and the 24-year old Nelson Muntz from the future:
Please, don't ban me from b3ta and don't put me "Naughty Stepped" for this. This is NOT a trollposting.
I've become indifferent to it mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 2:25,
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Idly wondering whether it's brbPhotoshop skill paired with long-term commitment to one very specific theme
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:43,
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You think I have photoshop skills?โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
(I don't even own a photoshop, btw.)
((I don't even own a photoshop, btw.)
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:54,
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Well whatever you use, it produces good pictures
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 14:27,
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I don't know what to say.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:06,
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does this mean you're stopping the anthonyb3ta thing? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:03,
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Even if I could, I wouldn't. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:36,
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arseboon dilbaro. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 23:47,
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I'm glad Invisible Gorns are not your fetish Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 21:15,
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oh shit lolone pic down is exactly that
well lol
(well lol
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 21:15,
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Fuck off You don't even put any effort into your spamming (of B3ta) anymore, your post is always just a copy and paste (the crap about naughty step in pigeon English)
( PFC Hudson,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 1:39,
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Great stuff, Anthonyb3ta70100, you're the best. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:54,
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*conspiracy intensifies*
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:59,
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The bad breath always gives an invisible horn away. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:35,
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เณฏเฒ เฒ I think these are sea monkeys
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 30 Nov 2022, 0:11,
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You'll have to speak up, I'm annoying. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:21,
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Francisco Goya - A Bag of Chips Produces Monsters
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 29 Nov 2022, 23:10,
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