Yay!A fine vintage ;)
Happy candles day!
(Happy candles day!
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 8 Jan 2024, 14:57,
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Twenty-one years of b3ta-ingI am OLD
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 14:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Potatoes"){kind=small}
And a twenty year old repost for the comp...... because I am shameless :)
I should redo it, but I kinda like its retro low res beauty
(I should redo it, but I kinda like its retro low res beauty
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 14:39,
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I have an Australian friend who left a message on my answerphone in the early 00's:"Hi, just to let you know I've got a job in Scotland! It's in a place called 'Kirk-Cud-Brite', it's near 'Dumb-fries'." I made sure to correct him on the pronunciation of both places before he went there.
Years later I met up with him in Canberra, and he said "I had a couple of Scottish customers here last week. I told them I'd worked in Kirkcudbright, and they didn't believe me!"
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Sun 7 Jan 2024, 15:02,
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Years later I met up with him in Canberra, and he said "I had a couple of Scottish customers here last week. I told them I'd worked in Kirkcudbright, and they didn't believe me!"
HeheMany Scottish place names are cruel if you've not heard a local pronounce the name. Decades here & I still get the occasional surprise.
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 15:30,
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TurriffKilchoan, Bonawe, Fionnphort, Lesmahagow, Milngavie. I could go on.
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Sun 7 Jan 2024, 19:25,
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"No spelleheck or other such dudbright
Could help a poor Saxon from Nudbright.
He thought he would davie
When he got to Milngavie,
So he ran off to live in Kirkcudbright."
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Sun 7 Jan 2024, 23:51,
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Could help a poor Saxon from Nudbright.
He thought he would davie
When he got to Milngavie,
So he ran off to live in Kirkcudbright."
It's pronounced "Spuck", it's about 10 miles west of Drumnadrochit.
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Mon 8 Jan 2024, 12:01,
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Woo, Yayand indeed, Hoopla.
Also: Panowie.
(Also: Panowie.
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 15:21,
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Prick it with a fork first!
Click for bigger (51 kb)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 10:51,
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Anything that distracts him from his morbid obsession with dead celebrities is welcome
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 21:49,
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haha i actually meant hedgy, I'd forgotten all about decembergate You haven't eh?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 22:01,
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It’s eating my soul.(Fact: 33 celebs died in December)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 22:05,
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You could make your own mini-tribute, you could use the cover of Electric Ladyland, or We're Only In It For The Money mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 23:01,
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Are obsessions with dead celebrities ever not morbid?Feels like a tautology.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 9:55,
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No...he won't......cuz he'll say I stole his joke, and he's very jelly that I'm more talented, funnier, and a lot more handsome than him.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 0:03,
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You're not touching my bum if that's what you're getting at. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 22:04,
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Why did Anakin cross the road?To get to the dark side . . . (I'll get my coat)
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Q4nobody,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 15:20,
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You do have to wonder about bad life choices Chris Evans and Lawrence Fox FFS.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 8 Jan 2024, 23:09,
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Next up on K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies we have Stealers Wheel's Little Blue Bag
ASDA do a potato based snack called a cheesy wiggleDoes this count?
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Sat 6 Jan 2024, 13:53,
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I remember when this place was all candles.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 0:32,
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Wow ! Many happy returns old boy.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 3:40,
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Yaaay!Happy candles day (my big 21 coming up too)!
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 6 Jan 2024, 12:42,
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Holey MoleyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHappycandlez2U2.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Jan 2024, 0:49,
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That's a big potato, do you have any littler?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 20:27,
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One more bite...I didn't know he played tuber.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 18:31,
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Our mission?To boildly go where no potato man has gone before.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 14:03,
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The pleasure is to bake, Makes no difference what you sayI don't share your greed
The only meal I need
Is the Ace of Spuds
The Ace of Spuds
(The only meal I need
Is the Ace of Spuds
The Ace of Spuds
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 21:24,
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That's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever!And don't forget the piper!
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 22:12,
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Glad to note that rob's name has yet to crop up in the just-released Epstein papers Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 1:04,
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does anyone really know what rob's name is tho?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 1:24,
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Work name, name he gives people in dodgy deals, drag queen name or name on his tax return? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 5 Jan 2024, 1:27,
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Topical post, nothing but the best cutting-edge satire from me these days
tiny spears it's actually funnier now
COMPO IT
(COMPO IT
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 20:39,
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Thankfully there are loads of challenges available,"Shrink It" seems to fit vaguely.
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Thu 4 Jan 2024, 20:55,
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Why don't you just say what's on your mind, there's no point dartsing around it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 20:49,
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that's what your nan said
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 21:22,
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Popular page already though, thank goodness for all my sockpuppets
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Thu 4 Jan 2024, 20:53,
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He's in Runcorn, you can't even get to Suckham. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 4 Jan 2024, 20:55,
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The same one LS18 uses when he's generating his nazi shit for fascist cunts
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Thu 4 Jan 2024, 22:53,
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