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[challenge entry] the blingasourous was top of the evolutionary tree

until a voloceraptor popped a cap it it's ass...
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# NICE!
Biggup an massiv reespek 2 da prehistoric posse!

BLING BLING ALL DA DAY, YO!
(I helped save b3ta! MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Totally Pimp
Pimptactular
(Potatoman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# "Popped a cap in its ass"...
Tee hee...Love it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# shudder
that movie traumatized me.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# The Yank one
or the Japanese original one?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:55, archived)
# haven't seen the yank version yet
is it anywhere near as good as Ring, Ring II or Ring 0?
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)
# The original...
well.. it shit me up.
Freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Word
to your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# that
made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Tony Blair's secret 2003 Campaign
just plain weird
(I helped save b3ta! MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Thank goodness I'm at work
Otherwise those nipples wouldn't have embarrassed me at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# i
have a funny feeling that may get clickyeeed
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# You
reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# huh?
Clickyeeeed?
(I helped save b3ta! MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# You've just been
Clickyeeeed.
Cause it was NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# its a bit rude,
and so tadaaaah...

i cant even get a tablet cock posted up with out a pesky mod nabbing me.

But officer officer i found them apples!!!
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Without the "pesky mods"
this site would get added to many company's Kill Files for dodgy sites and thus blocked.

And that would mean we'd all have to do some work which I for one do not want to do!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I w....
So who's the body?
(Potatoman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# Body
Ain't got a scooby!
Just one of the many porn pix that fly aroudn the net.
(I helped save b3ta! MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Question.
in my trail of thought recently i struck a question. a sick question. one to which i shouldn't want an answer...

what IS "the fear"?

(as in whats it out of?, did sum one make it etc...)
(Resonance, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# it's THE FEAR.
Why is that never enough for people?

*shakes head sadly*

Also, why must they complain that it's not scary? OF COURSE it's scary - it's THE FEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# oh god
of course its scary... but if we learn of its origins maybe we can strike at the core....
(Resonance, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Spacefish
made it.
(tomsk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# i
tried to buy it off him but wouldn't except my currency
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Fear and Loathing
rent the DVD, and not only will you be entertained.
You will also be wiser about T** F**R
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# dirty david

read the book, its not long
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# and the book is better
but it's more obvious what T** F**R is from the film
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:45, archived)
# think
i saw it ages ago...
(Resonance, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)
# though to be fair
The Fear, is only mentioned as something his attorney had.
"I could see he had the Fear"
Why it looks like it does is down to Spacefish
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Basically, it was fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# haha
top of the toppest high quality superior shopping there!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# top stuff.
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Top.
One.
(squirrelandgman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# what a nice way to return to the board
although it is rather disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# aww
i think its cute.

safe for the kids, it never bites
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great pic, Brill caption!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# lovely
stuff! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
# AHahah
wooyay.
(UPSwillgetme, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 5:14, archived)
# Alan's head chucking was distracting him from his work duties
(milkboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# you loon
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# lune
acy
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] the Mexican hover donkey became extinct
shortly after Rolls-Royce engineers learned of its existance
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# must be something in the air
clicky for repost
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# or this one
from munkt0n
b3ta.com/board/423207
i love the hover donkey too though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# The 51st State
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Sad
but true :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Shouldn't you
leave Eire behind though?
(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I think Britain
is pushing it over against it's will. Eire would never compromise it's policy of neutrality.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# The US
would welcome Eire as a new state, they always welcome terrorists...

*Ducks for cover*
(Bob McCow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Ah
New Model Army.
Blimey, that brings back memories (of a kind of sad gothy type)
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# I'd forgotten about them
didn't they have 'The Militia' who had their own form of speeded up bizarre Goth dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Yeah
scary crusty smelly fuckers to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Ah, that reminds me of a tutorial I was sent out of
On claiming that amongst the major factions in the Puritan forces during the Civil War were the New Model Army, the Levellers, and Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine.

*sigh* Happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# That made me laugh
that is all.
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# that's cheered me no end
Carter songs always made me more worried about South London than I needed to be.
(though not much more, as I found when I lived in Peckham)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# The Carter USM cover
of Rent by the Pet Shop Boys is one of the most sublime moments in pop...
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:59, archived)
# ruby tuesday
by them also rocked.

And of course "the impossible dream" which I had to sing in the choir as a solo when I was oh so young
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Repost? Glass cock? Mind Piss?
Definitely seen that recently.
And Ireland is not in the UK thank you very much.
(Potatoman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Not wishing to start a stampede..
but....

Rathergood has NEW KITTENS!!!!!!!!

www.rathergood.com
(Phlebus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Kittens Are Great
How does he get them to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# he injects them
with kittamine
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Threats,
Wheedlng and a strategically-placed cattle prod.
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# You called
?
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# s'obvious!
I reckon he just doesn't tell them that the camera's recording.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# of course it's technically illegal
but as long as the kittens are over-16, what are the police going to do?
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I wonder
if he's sold many of that first lunchbox design.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# i think it is great for kids
every school kid should have one
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# daddy or chips?
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Most people who do that one
don't bother to put the 2 pictures together.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# well
im new to these parts, i'll take the easy option next time ;)
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# that looks like Steve Irwin.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# goddamnit
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Christ
he's put on a bit of weight
Oh, you meant the other one
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# funny fecker
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# No
it's Greg (Sam's dad) from Home and Away!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
etc.
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Can someone explain this
daddy or chips thing to me?
I've totally missed it and dont understand!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# There was/is an advert on UK TV..
..for McCain oven chips or something and it has a little girl asking another little girl if she prefers 'Daddy or Chips'. Her dad pinches her chips and then she says 'chips'! FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# McCains TV advert
2 sisters, 1 asks 'Which do you prefer Daddy or Chips?'
sister 2 isn't sure.
I can't remember much more than that, but I hope it helps
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# hint: watch more telly
the bits in between the boring programs

(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I video
anything I want to watch, and FAST FORWARD the adds.

One day I'll have a TiVo and adverts will be a thing of the past.

But thanks for the advice (and the explanations everyone)
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# You'll never escape the adverts
TiVo will be programmed to record certain adverts that reflect your predicted lifestyle by the mother fucking corporations that run the world.
(Bob McCow, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# You're thinking of Sky+
/relurks, watching his beloved TiVo
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:01, archived)
# it's an advert
on the telly. a little girl asks her littler sister if she prefers daddy or chips. she thinks about it all day

daddy? chips? daddy? chips?

they get home and she's just coming round to thinking daddy will win, when daddy nicks a chip off her plate.

"chips."

she says in a resigned tone.



(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# personally
I really like that advert. I think those two infants are exceedingly sweet and unposh and unstagey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# You should work for a tv guide....
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Disco Bull
(Cat Fur Head, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# woooo
it's dancing to the audio bullies.

(edit) i didn't even intend this as a crap pun, it actually is playing them on the radio!

nice reflectionage
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# woo i'v3 used that pic too :)
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stayingalivedancer.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cliveadon's odds for survival were unsurprisingly poor
(Potatoman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# cliiiiiiiiiiiiiive
nooooooooooooo!

clive must be saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)
# He's gonna get him!
He's gonna rip his head off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# activate the time machine!
I'm goin' in!

*clutches huge dinosaur-blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# But what can you
a tiny kitten do? Surely you can't work the dinosaur-blunderbuss yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I can so.
I am made STRONG with RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Well at least
take the origami dog with you

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# she does have a doctorate...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# She'll
never defeat the monster with a mint cream filled chocolate wafer, surely?
(the_invisible_dog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)
# .
say what you see...

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# happy hawaiian choc ice?
I can't help but think that's not the right answer!

edit - oooh, it's my 150th boardday and this was my 1700th post!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# magnum P I
call to Rob!!

Is Rob around?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# d'oh!
I forgot those are called Magnums!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# close...
more punnage to be had, though...
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Magnum Pea Eye?
(he said, completely poaching someone elses hard work...)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# arse.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# woo!
joint winner with martian down there
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(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Arf
magnum!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# there's another pun...
look at the eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# im looking
but i keep getting the feeling its gonna attack
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# pea eye!
hahahahhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Is that
MrBongo? :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# um
no.

I don't think so...

who?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# hehe...
mrbongo isn't at his keyboard right now, but just so you lot know, yes he is wearing a horrible hawaiian shirt :)
(djmothra, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# hope you are wearing
your sunglasses! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# No mines got cars on today
and it's fucking horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# ah
^
|
|
mrbongo.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# yes - watch him
he's a bad'n!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# a clever disguise
the hawaiin shirt gives off an expression of acceptance of other cultures into the fray. But my haircut sais "Working class racist BNP member"
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# MrB
might be in the big smoke soon (Basingstoke) perchance a curry? :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# cool mate Bit busy at work at the mo but I'll send you a flibz doodar.
back to the grindstone
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)
# magnum pea-eye
?
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# woo!
^
|
|
joint winner with barnesy up there
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Magnum
Pea-eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# can anyone help? - keyboard stopped working
my comp crashed - froze up as it has done a few times laelt when i have a save dialog box open and try to change the name i'm saving it as. Also just trying to click a filename once and rename it that way does the same.

i'm on win me - i restarted and now keyboard stopped working. i've tried a different keyboard, and tried adding new hardware to reinstall drivers, but no luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off
and turning it back on again?

/tech support

Edit: Ah, you're using ME. That's your problem there mate.
(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# yup
my brand new machine arrived (a year odd ago) with me first thing it did b 4 anything, screen went black and it exploded... install 2000 and never look back
(doktored, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# What OS
I assume XP. If so sometimes it takes ages to read drives (so it can list available drives).

Take out all your cd,s and unplug any zip drives, card readers, etc.

Have you tried going away for 10 minutes ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# first - if you have a cd-writer
start backing-up your stuff. It sounds like something is seriously unhappy, possibly hardware (do you get a DOS message saying keyboard failure?).

Have you tried a different keyboard in the machine?

The renaming crash might be unconnected, and sounds like a screwed windows registry or something (hence back-up and maybe reinstall operating system).

Get a second opinion though!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# thanks
tried other keyboard, no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# try..
checking the keyboard in the mouse socket, if the keyboard works you've shafted the socket, has happened to me before :(

Edit: How did you write that message? :p
(vt8879, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# we had one this week
at work. I thought Dell were talking pish when they said try the Kb in the mouse port - the guy didn't know why he was suggesting it either. We told him that we'd tried a working Kb in the port and also the seemingly bust Kb in another machine and it worked. It was the port, as I had originally suggested.

Cock-knocker!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# yesh...
tis a bastard to sort out aswell, its either an expert soldering job or its a new mb :/
(vt8879, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# tried swapping ports
nothing worked, just back from rebooting
using a milosoft virtual keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Get away from Win ME as fast as you can.
Secondly, back up you data ASAP as was said above.

Which Anti virus software are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# norton
it looks like the port maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Might sound mad....
....but have you got adobe acrobat running? That caused me a headache this week when i tried to link into it via Pegasus' mini-browser. We have win me here too. on a network. go figure.
(futtbucker, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# not
acrobat quicktime 5 eeps shoving it's nose in at startup sometimes though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I am running out of anti-bushisms...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# aw, it really isn't fair to pick on the poor little tyke
when his daddy isn't there to explain things to him.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The combustible Betamax (TM) Dodo
had a shortlived but eventful fascination with lava pools.

(Bouncy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Michael J Fox
had terrible trouble stalking its prey, and went extinct not long after this footage was filmed...



Straight to Hell ya say? Front two carriages, change at Crewe...


(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# oooh you are bad!
but I like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Yep, straight to hell
But wyh
(flying_pasty, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# oooh,..
I live near crewe... only down the road...
(vt8879, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I come from Crewe too.
south cheshire is paradise on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# nah
North Shropshire all the way, Whitchurch > Crewe
(vt8879, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# get out of it.
bloody philistine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# that's in israel
fool.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# hah!!
North Shropshires much nicer, i mean, we dont get checked for red diesel here :D
(vt8879, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)
# or inbreeding like
or anything else, like.
There's only about 10 policmemen for the whole county
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# and they have all arrested me
at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# you're probably missing the bailing twine
belt, that grants you immunity
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I come from crewe.
which makes it better.

I am always right.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# fantastic mr fox
potentially nsfw woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Get the burgers on...
you're in Hell !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] donkey kong

his hooves kept slipping off buildings

hummus today is very very low
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Top trumps
I've updated my Bond Villain game. Hope you enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that
rocks
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# wooo how posh
you don't want to animate my version do you? :) All the cards are already made for you - but it is a bit lo-fi as you have to print it off and cut them out :)

top turds
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I'll see
what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# that would be fab!
and there will be a curry in it for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] yet
another sub-species sadly no longer with us




the sabre-tooth elephant was just too impractical
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
#
oooooh sabre-tooth mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# That sir





























IS WANK!
(L33t H4x0r, Mon 27 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sabre-pussy ...

..never got past the consumer testing and sadly died out before it could become a household pet.
(V0oD0o, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)
# my eyes! my eyes!

(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Woo yay
to yer woo yay

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# and the same to yours, kind sir...

These were assembled in PowerPoint, of all things, then poured into ULead GIF Animator. Hey, it works...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

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