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# One of the toadies was
slightly confused over its sexuality

(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# woo chorlton
I've got a chorlton DVD somewhere.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# wow, i wish i had that many DVDs
i could lose them
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I love
tasselated shapes :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Last seen in the early 90's ...

... Cheese-knee Hawkes are thought(hoped) to be extinct.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that is just odd
Chesney played basingstoke recently, so he must be on the up????!!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# cheese-knee-hawkes
good punnage!!!
w/y/h
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# oh my....
the pun actually hurts my head!

w/y/h anyway
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Chesney Hawkes
Anagram of Cheesy Wanks

FACT.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Not my best
But not my worst...

(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hi my name's bongo
and I used to photoshop 100 things a day and have no friends. Now I photoshop 3 things a day and have no friends
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Stuart scares me only slightly less
than most of my basingstoke friends
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# is it me
or are basingstoke people ever-so-slightly strange?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Mu
hahahaha
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# MY JEYBOARD WORKS AGAIN
LOOK I @VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO TYPE
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!
Just as the m3tatweening had finished and i went to rename it, i fell into my old habit of clicking with the mouse and then ttyping the name alteration on the keyboard, forgotteing it was broken.
And the renaming worked so i clicked away to save the new name and then it hit me what had just happened and i did a proper double take jaw drop!
God knows how or why it suddenly started working again, all I did was put a packet of crisps by it.
I am very joyous now, i feel like it's a reward from the m3tatween itself.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# YAY fnord's back
the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord the fnord
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# never underestimate...
...the healing power of crisps
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# is there anything
crisps can't do?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i'm scared to eat them now
in case the magic goes away
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yo MrBongo
got your message! will sort summit out! :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# groovy
how goeth it wid you?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# woah
i smell name similarities here
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Aye,
I've heard of you, boy...

It's a little scary that theres someone else like me out there. that said, you probably aren't. hurrah for you!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# They're all scary

particularly the one who is clearly the Mekon in disguise.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] simon's unfortunate markings

were his undoing
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# oooooooh
how pretty is that?! woo, sir, woo!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I say
it's very very pretty.
have a dollop of yay to go with that.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# But not as unfortunate as Julian's
eat my fuck.

.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# haha
fat my fuck? ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Apologies if it's been done before...

abbeyroad
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Um Yes...

(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Very Woo, and Yay!
.. and possibly even "hoopla". (Although any hoopla would have to be independantly verifed).
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Scared Steve Part Four
Chump Manbear!

Previously:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Scared steve,
is insufferably cute.

Let's deep fat fry him.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# sweet...
w/y/h for that!!

btw - what's the font?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# It's called
Mandigo(?)
from
www.fontalicious.com

There's loads of good fonts there, none that get close to comic sans ms though ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# cheers....
I feel my woeful font-limited days coming to and end... it's almost an epiphany of sorts.....!!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# eep!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:55, archived)
# woo for
stunned stefan!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# you mean simon?
:)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:02, archived)
# that is what I said
Seymour :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# poor steve....
so many skunk-pussies out to get him....
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Yay
for scared Steve !!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:04, archived)
# poor steve!
will he ever overcome his fear?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Can you guess what it is yet?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# a
bandwagon. well done
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# But one which is rolling and
rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i've checked the spazz
kinda... but this has been a BIG bandwagon... has anyone done abbey blode yet?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:56, archived)
# yes last night
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:58, archived)
# *sigh*
and there goes my hummus....
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# didn't mean to burst your bubble
its still a good idea, even though it's been done.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# tis ok
i probably wouldn't have got round to doing it anyway
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:12, archived)
# They Have Now...
See above, the bandwagon has been jumped on again...
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# is that a wagon
from thomas the tank engine?

(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# I've no idea
I got it off google
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# well, if it was
it would link up nicely.
i suppose.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# You forgot to write Abbeyroad on there.
For the spazz search.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# "To get to the other side!"

Why DID the chicken cross Abbey Road?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# because
it was silly
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# more
badum tish-es!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# The Abbey Road bandwagon
More terrible jokes per minute than any other- and that's 100% OF FACT!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# were you here for
he was a [sk|wa|allig|cr|..]er boi?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# please can everyone do the decent thing with bandwagons like this
and put a simple codeword in every post, for this one the code is 'abbeyroad', so that a search on b3ta will give the results of them all and with expand messages you can see all the pics.
You know it makes sense.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# thats a fair dinkum idea mate
should be in the faq?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I've got it in
kinda- well, with a space. Plus the string "abbeyroad" is in the filename, which I *think* is good enough.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# on mine
the file name is abbeyroad.gif - will that work?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# yes the string in filename will do it
so that's okay, the search gives bac subject lines too so if it's not the top picture thread you could mention the distinguishing thing there.
(it's all just for the benefit of me really when i'm spazzing ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# okay, i've airbrushed the fag out, what's next?

/coat
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Oooh
clever!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# badum
tish!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Scientists said
that it's wingspan to weight ratio meant that it couldn't fly.

Das a Hoooge bitch


It would have never had died out if no-one had told it.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# class!
and gives me the chance for a double
repost
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Woo
same tree!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# beautifully done!
have a woo on me!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Lovely job old chap
Have a woo yay



A wiseman once said "eat my fuck"
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# That's not a wooyay
That's a large purple penis.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# surely
a higher form of praise?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I see what you mean
If you put it like that.

So mr PE teacher was praising me all those years at school.

I an cured.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Exactly
And the lord said to his apostles "Thee shall eat my fuck"
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hehehe
exist by ignorance - that's me.
woo!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:41, archived)
# First post, sorry


...I was jealous of his lovely hair
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# I bet
he used Timotei.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i
met someone last night who fucked him a few years ago.. she wouldnt give me any gossip besides he was lovely, so thats good news for the elves, i thought they were always uptight
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# God, lucky girl, I am even more jealous now
....though I'm scared cos I fancy him more when he's done up as an elf
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I heard he fucked men
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
nice one :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# welcome!
is that hanson? ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# have a dirty beppe on me!


sponsored by the eat my fuck board terrorists
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ok, now what
is a dirty beppe?
a dirty sanchez as goatee?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# indeed !
like Beppe from eastenders. wooyay for that.

(eat my fuck campaign)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# awwwwwww look at him
he looks like that woman out of hollyoaks
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Cedric thought he was quite the penguin about town
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# very
dapper !
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Woo!
Nice pimp style shoes
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# and a fully paid up member of the society for the future propagation of monocle wearing
i note!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# hooray
the shoes are a nice touch :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Oh I say
rather spiffing!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# woo yay


(part of the eat my fuck campaign)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# he rawks!
:D
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# lovely
woo!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Investigators are reported to have received a new tip-off, as to the cause of London's Tube crash..

(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# even though it's going to take ages to get into work tomorrow
have a woo yay for that. you loon.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# .
Thankyou kindly!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# she
dies her ears ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# were those the avengers?
*desperately tries to think up pun!* argh! *gives up and says woo instead!* :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# I didn't think bunnies could look more evil than your last bunny picture
but I won't be able to sleep for thinking about these. What on earth do you do to them?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# for our antipodean chums,
a dancing kangaroo

happy australia day! :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# flaming
nora
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# does this mean it's
talk like an australian day, as well?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Strewth
ya great gallah
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# oh no!
i can't quite remember how!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# aah yeah!
typical sheila, you'll crock the whole thing ;-)
Now wheres my 'ute?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Bonzer mate
wonder how that flamin gallah will taste on the old barbie! :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# That's very good,
But shouldn't you be fixing your guestbook? :P
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# taint
broke as far as I'm concerned ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# then what is the meaning of this?!:
"hahaha, okay, okay! I’ll sort out page breaks and html tags tomorrow! ;)
rogan (26 January 2003, 01:19)"
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# yes
tomorrow ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:05, archived)
# that
is great
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# He's
touching his special area !
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# I knew
somebody would say that ;)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# that
just made me choke you bastard!

and a woooo to the pic :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# he needs tying down!
larvely bruce!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# woo!
thanks :)
may i offer you this repost in reply?
bonza!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# yay!
have some flowers! :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!
excellent :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# cheeky little scamp!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:53, archived)
# ho ho hoooo!
grrreat!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:59, archived)
# that's lovely
ahhhhhh
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:40, archived)
# okay
now i'm jealous!

=)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:45, archived)
# do you wish
you had a pouch to keep your flowers in too? :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)
# but
of course
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Aaaww!
That's sooooo cute! :o)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:52, archived)
# awww
I'm glad you did :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# ah. que bon.
g'day mate, and happy 'stralia day to you.

unless you're aussie and like cricket, in which case, FAAAACK OFF.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:34, archived)
# nice
ear waggle
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)
# walk on
by
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# hypnotic
woo!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
# wooyay
they all disappear into nothing halfway across my screen...
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# wahey!
excellent take on it :D
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# All you need is WOO!
8)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Ichiban!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# woo & yay!
have a satsuma (8)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# mmmmmmm
satsuma
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Wax on - wax arrrghhhhhh!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# arf!
still sniggering :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# argh!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# superb!
and ouch!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Youch!
:o)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Oh, I say...
what a ripping pic :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ABSOLOUTLE
BLOODY

GENIOUS

Yay WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# excell
ent
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:39, archived)
# hahahaa
jorry good
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)
# billy ant
absew loot lee marvoo loose
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Snow Kitten!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# That's
odd.
I like odd.
Have a woo and a yay !
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:22, archived)
#
Eat my fuck
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
#
Eat my fuck. you fuck.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)
#
Eat my fuck! You fuckedy Fucks! :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Fucking eat my fucking fuck you fucking fuckface fuck
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# oi !! you fuck. go fucking eat my fuckladen fucking fuck, for fuck's sake. fuck.
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)
#
excuse you fuck! eat my fuck followed by your mumas fuck and then fuck!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# ...
...fuck...
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)
# yay
that's great!
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# he doesn't look too impressed does he?
that's a lovely picture though :)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:13, archived)
# is that the sistene chapel?
bout time they put it up in there
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# yup!
8)
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ooh
subtle...
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)

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