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Devils Advocaat

Sorry

edit*forgot to change the text! fixed now!*

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

oh dear

what have i started.........

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

outside

now

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

these

have been cropping up for years to be honest. Apple Chino is my hero.

/edit nevermind

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

that's Devil's Advocaat number 5 by my counting...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

Buggeration

I didn't think it would be original

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

It's all good practise

so don't mind me :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

my college needs photoshop 7!

and some decent fonts!

(tinyblob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha ha

ha ha ha

(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Hooray!

Almost built us a puppy!

Big for clicky (but not that much bigger)

(rae, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

me likey

woo yey

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evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

i feel a little cheated

here I want a front page.

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Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)

bloody hell, let it go

i wanted a trainset for christmas, but you don't see me moaning!

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slight yoinks!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

that is a great pic

and it would definately place in the comp, but mine wasnt a comp entry !

have a woo

(rae, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)

pull the nose up

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

nice

and nicer

w/y/h

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

The time

sponsored by B3tarrist is qaurter past...

Ooh Munkt0n and Menub you are naughty!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)

eh?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

I think the board is having a b0rky moment.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

you didn't touch his *special place*

did you?

[edit] oh, i see, obviously i'd never have tried that yesterday or anything. tsk...

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new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

how

did you post that reply to my post - before my post was posted?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:09, archived)

bit of

timepiss

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

I think its the flux capacitor.

Put another 50p in it.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

ha ha ha

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

that's a great watch

i want one.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

you remembered the discussion from Saturday then!

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bob dinosaur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

ah yes

i was worried for a second.
i love this board.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

Hee

hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

Ooh

frontpaged by default!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:41, archived)

make sure you don't get it tangled

in an electricity pylon

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SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

*thud*

very nice picture :)

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

...and the smell of Fear(gal) lurked beneath the Undertone.

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:03, archived)

stephen seagal?

doesn't look much like him

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)

argh

its mickey mouse in disguise!!!!

nice shopping btw :) woo

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:05, archived)

My first WOO! ever!

Thanks very much. I'll get back to my clone brush.

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

THE SHARKEY!!!

THE SHARKEY!!!THE SHARKEY!!!THE SHARKEY!!!THE SHARKEY!!!THE SHARKEY!!!THE SHARKEY!!!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:05, archived)

At last...recognition.

You must have 'A Good Heart'!

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:09, archived)

I do

but as pointed out below, it is very hard to find.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

did you know

that a good heart these days is hard to find?

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

please,

be careful with this heart of mine

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

*fumble....SMASH!*

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

you bastard

*dies*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

*pokes with stick*

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

*hold mirror over mouth*

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:21, archived)

*twitches*

*microorganisms that live in the body go to work to dissolve the internal organs. They produce gas, which bloats the body before it eventually escapes. The face darkens and liquids escape the nose and mouth. The tongue swells and the abdomen begins to turn a greenish-yellow color. Eventually the skin blisters and fills with fluid or gas. If the weather is warm and humid, putrefaction may set in within a day, but when left in a very cold area or storage space, may be retarded for several months*

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

that might just be

the best post ever.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

Much like...

the Cuppa Soup I just had!

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:46, archived)

How Cuppa Soup

is made!

(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:49, archived)

4th

Benny hill as goering....

..And they called him ernie...and he flew the fastest me 209 in the west...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

best one

yet

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

oh my god

bill murray

that is all.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

Jake always had to remain focused...

for he dreaded the day that he would sneeze

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

Genius!

twisted genius

if only he would use his photoshopping powers for good ...

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)

I once made something nice and fluffy...

See?

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:05, archived)

Aaaarrrggghhhh!

gurgle

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

those little paws

just couldnt reach the safety

(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)

oi!

where'd you get to this weekend?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

that's great

i love the look of FEAR in his eyes...

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

Poor thing

I bet he also misses out on the other things dogs enjoy (sniffing arses/licking his balls) just in case something snags the trigger.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:06, archived)

Let's have a gay dinner party!

I'm *loving* this site.

www.gaydinnerparty.com/

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

how exactly is a gay dinner party different?

do they explain?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)

Its

Happier?

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

is it to do with

buming?

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:06, archived)

surely you mean

Manning?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

I bet one of the suggested

Recipies is Sausage with Man Gravy!

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:16, archived)

"We adore our mothers, listen to both classical and dance music and, yes, we take excellent care of our skin. "

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

When you say

we?

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Mond, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

it's in quotes

i think weebl's speaking for the both of them.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

interesting!

me and my boyf were talking about organising a dinnerparty just the other day. I wonder if there's a UK stockist for that book...

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LP, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

I'm sure you can get it on Amazon

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

They have a photo section

but I'm a bit afraid to look at it

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

don't

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butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

erm, i'm scared

(sorry if its been done)

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)

AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

the lawyer the lawyer the lawyer the lawyer etc etc.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!! Keanu Reeves!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)

or is it?

(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

q many reeeeposts:

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:58, archived)

i likes that

i really likes that

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

argh

that's the best / worst pun I've ever heard!!!

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

FARRRRRRRRK!!!!!

*screams* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

They're gaining on us!

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)

thats

squality!

(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)

run yooos guys

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)

fucking yes

that's so good it's twatting well got me swearing for shitty arse's sake.

Fanny!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:01, archived)

Laaaarvely

He's just itching to hold a tommy gun in that paw though!

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Canker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:06, archived)

You are

so right!

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:08, archived)

Holy crap

That was fast

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Canker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:10, archived)

Furtive is

quick on the draw!

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

Quick.

It's the Ant Hill Mob

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

Erm

I've got no idea where this came from

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LP, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)

it came from

that funny part of your brain that makes me laugh!
WYH!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

Fan-Tastic

Afternoon b3tans.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:55, archived)

E.T... Phone Bone

Click to fight the power! And to see bigginess!

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:47, archived)

hehe

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

woo

nicely done, sir.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

Looked past that 3 times

before I got it. Very clever.

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

Nice!

Woo for the subtlety of it as well.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

thats magic

I think if I had a dog with a nose like that though I'd want to punch it.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)

Sorry to be a kill joy,

But someone pulled off that same stunt a few thousand posts before.

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)

honestly didn't see it

....link me, please

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:05, archived)

It's over there in the pile...

You know where to look :-P

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

But your version is b3ta than the other one! ;-)

More subtle and seamless. Scan the compo-entries, should be easier than going through the spazz!..

(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)

Haha

just spotted that

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)

3rd

Terry thomas is stalin...

Oh you bownder..I say ..stalingrad will not fall...toot toot...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

just fantastic

that is all

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

wow

thats very good

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)

Ding Dong

Nice shopping.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:55, archived)

woo I say

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:57, archived)

ding

dong

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

indeed

(dognutz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

calling mnb098mnb calling mnb098mnb

I'm reading The Scotsman here and they've got a big plug for Lonely Sock
Go you!

EDIT: The Scotsman article and fucksocks yep, they've put in the wrong URL!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)

Linky noworky

you mean www.lonelysock.com ?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:45, archived)

should be

www.lonleysocks.com
hope they have spelt it right in the press.
bugger
close but arsed it up!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

nope..

it's www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)

Heh

Well we got there in the end. Nothing like memorable domain names, eh?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)

like this one?

www.memorabledomainname.net

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

heh

www.arghIfuckingwellclickedonthatyoubastard.com

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:06, archived)

www.thought-you-might.org.uk

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:09, archived)

personally, i don't see why its so amusing...

(crazymum, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

i feel the urge to laugh

and i dont know why...

w/y/h though!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:47, archived)

That guy in the middle is magic - ace little anim

I so want the psd file of him !?

if you still have it matey, can you mail to koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk.

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

superb

and a bit more superb on top.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

lion nose

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

That's really disturbing.

and good as a guard dog, I'd have thought.

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mozza, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)

that

is very woo only just noticed the change!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

this is brilliant, sir

woo/yay/houplA

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:55, archived)

Fluffy was very happy with his new car

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thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

woo yay

for bedcars

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

want one

so I don't have to get up before going to work.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

the bed?

munkt0n wont be happy!

(m4tt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:58, archived)

ARGH!

run its a cat dog!

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)

you had porn minimised didn't you?

: )

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:42, archived)

ERm nooooo

thats not me

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:42, archived)

heh heh

it was my initial assumption

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:43, archived)

blowing bubbles

(h0race, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)

hehe

thats strangly erotic.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)

emphasis

on the 'strangely'

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)

w00t! 2 responses

I exist!

(h0race, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:21, archived)

BAD DOG!

gallery (:

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)

Tee Hee!

Threadjack!

One of my cats is trying to shag his brother! I always wondered what they get up to when I'm at work!

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)

haha, that's

the third threadjack i've had today. why must you jack-offers troll my posts! d:

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:42, archived)

Sorry

I was going to say that I'm sure I met that dog once in Glastonbury, but the LIVE GAY CAT PORN in my front room took centre stage...

Their still at it...

[Edit: Not had cats for too long... Should I stop em or let nature take its course?]

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)

quite the

ethical quandary.

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:46, archived)

I think you should

join in.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)

or at least

video it

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LP, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)

No...

Furry don't do it for me...

Anyhow they've stopped now.

Both have a strange look in their eyes though...

I'll get the camera ready just incase. Pictures like that would sell at www.gaycatpornxxxmeeoww.com

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gurningchimp, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:54, archived)

This came to me on Friday

evening when I was drunk and alone, apols for strangeness

(Shower of Kunst, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:39, archived)

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)

(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:42, archived)

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)

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Canker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)

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christhebarker, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:52, archived)

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:56, archived)

Ditto

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M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

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