
Don't understand why THAT didn't get more feedback!..
I'll try to make up for the missing woo yays:
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
;-)
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I'll try to make up for the missing woo yays:
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
woo yay houpla!
;-)


I was going to make it move and be a continuous chain, but i like drawing flowers more.


Thanks to hype for the chickpea greyish brown stuff

but whilst we're on the subject, earlier that day...

(repost sorry)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:27,
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(repost sorry)

but in case it hasn't, b3ta gets mention in the Grauniad today. Unfortunately it's in the same line as P*pb*tch, but you can't have everything...
media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,896863,00.html
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media.guardian.co.uk/mediaguardian/story/0,7558,896863,00.html

but people don't hate something because it's shit...do they?
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My father served in Italy during WWII - back in the day when land mines were for soldiers and not for the amusement of the general populous - his one and only war story was, "You'd be amazed at how much shit there is in people."
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:43,
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i don't hate it personally, i just don't get it. i only heard of it through b3ta, logged on for 5 minutes, got exceedingly bored & never returned...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:32,
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is a bunch of inane drivel that no one can abide.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:35,
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but the board is a pile of poopy poopy poo.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:30,
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i used to lurk on the board. it scared me too much to ever post.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:35,
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Because the phrase 'get a life' was invented for it. Bacause it's like Heat magazine without the intelligence, humour or warmth. But most of all because it's relentlessly shite. I get it for the crossword, of course...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:31,
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you bugger
money is on me doing so tonight too
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:22,
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money is on me doing so tonight too

as much as i love dear donkey and traffic light wars
WOO
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:23,
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WOO

I get pictures of the person that looks like an awesome anime character!!! COOLNESS!!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:26,
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cool anime-ish hair. It just needs to be bright, bright blue or something.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:32,
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i had blue hair for about four months last summer...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:33,
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i forget who. (i have bright red hair)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:47,
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just wondering if you were going to post the anim
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:08,
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Have a woo yay!

Thanks to the information posted earlier, my profile looks really nice now.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:47,
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Thanks to the information posted earlier, my profile looks really nice now.

You're getting far too good at this clay-mation/mutilation lark StrangeGod.
Top-drawer as always, you nutcase.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:29,
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Top-drawer as always, you nutcase.

This is the best one yet!!! It's so clear and the little guy is so smiley and the colours are gorgeous........and I love the way he licks his lips, that's sooo evil :-)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:22,
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to move the scary inverted breasts further down the screen...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:15,
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but surely this is a see through penis. It was emailed everywhere about a year ago...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:25,
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as much as i like breats...
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO STICK OUT... NOT IN
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:16,
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THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO STICK OUT... NOT IN

hun are you bored? i always watch a video when i'm bored to the point of doing stupid stuff for the fun of it :) or go get drunk and find my way into some poor guys bed then suddenly relise and go "wtf!?" and run off :p
but that's only happened once... :(
and i was wiv my friends and stuff then not alone feeling sorry for myself and all bored :p
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:26,
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but that's only happened once... :(
and i was wiv my friends and stuff then not alone feeling sorry for myself and all bored :p

i saw the handbag and thought hoho, i wouldnt like to be him...............bugger
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/reap oats

but i couldn't resist...
Erm, umk.
How do we beat Sadam? SUPRISE!
Parachute in the Nudist Brigade!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:04,
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Erm, umk.
How do we beat Sadam? SUPRISE!
Parachute in the Nudist Brigade!

1: what do those letters mean?
2: I dunno how to make it a 'clicky'.
3: This is the product of searching 'skydiving' on the internet.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:11,
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2: I dunno how to make it a 'clicky'.
3: This is the product of searching 'skydiving' on the internet.

is the one that'll get you attacked by big pointy sticks and people shouting "yarr" at you, wanting to kill you.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:12,
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People shouting Yarrr?
PIRATES?
Oh no! NOT THE..... BLACK SPOT!!!???!!!???!!!??
Save me Freddy!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:14,
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PIRATES?
Oh no! NOT THE..... BLACK SPOT!!!???!!!???!!!??
Save me Freddy!

Those rummy barstools will pay for their sea-faring adventurous lifestyles!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:25,
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it's fine.
NSFW = Not safe for work
People confuse the issue.
It doesn't mean "no nudity"
It means "nothing that looks like porn if your boss glances at the screen"
That doesn't look like porn. It's fine.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:13,
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NSFW = Not safe for work
People confuse the issue.
It doesn't mean "no nudity"
It means "nothing that looks like porn if your boss glances at the screen"
That doesn't look like porn. It's fine.

i agree that nsfw != nude, but at that size...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:14,
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yes it's nicked instead of made
but hey - I'd never seen it before and I found it rather interesting.
Never knew that a tit would turn inside out if you applied that much g-force.
yadda yadda yadda. endless debates of the so-called rules that don't really exist.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:18,
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but hey - I'd never seen it before and I found it rather interesting.
Never knew that a tit would turn inside out if you applied that much g-force.
yadda yadda yadda. endless debates of the so-called rules that don't really exist.

but there is a rather obvious cock there.
i'm not even at work.. i don't know why i'm even caring about this...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:22,
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i'm not even at work.. i don't know why i'm even caring about this...

I think you'll find that when you are in free fall
the number of g's you experience is 1. Although this
is countered by the air resistance.
Once you hit terminal velocity (~120mph) the forces
have balanced and you are no longer undergoing any
acceleration.
It's the 120mph wind that does the tit inversion :)
And to answer your question about making it 'clicky',
it's just HTML. <a href="url">click me</a>.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:28,
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the number of g's you experience is 1. Although this
is countered by the air resistance.
Once you hit terminal velocity (~120mph) the forces
have balanced and you are no longer undergoing any
acceleration.
It's the 120mph wind that does the tit inversion :)
And to answer your question about making it 'clicky',
it's just HTML. <a href="url">click me</a>.


When freefalling you're actually experiencing ZERO Gs.
You only experience one G when the ground's around in order to push you one G in the opposite direction.

for pointing out that there are no rules.
there's been too much rules round here lately (although it's getting better cos there was a bit of a rules backlash)
hows life in robland ?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:46,
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there's been too much rules round here lately (although it's getting better cos there was a bit of a rules backlash)
hows life in robland ?

if stuff that IS NSFW gets posted as images and not clickied, many people will be forced to leave. Me for one. That'd be great wouldnt it?
/grumpy
And its more about showing consideration for others, than rules IMHO.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:22,
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/grumpy
And its more about showing consideration for others, than rules IMHO.

if several people have requested it to be linked instead should you not conceed to the majority opinion no matter what your own thoughts are? just cos its not porn doesn't mean it shouldn't be a link
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:20,
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the Prescott of b3ta ;)
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_751611.html
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:28,
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www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_751611.html

.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22,
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1- not safe for work - ie it looks like porn and could get people fired.
2- type <a href="image url">clicky</a> instead of the image tags
3- people here prefer images you post to be ones you've made yourself.
ooh, aren't i helpful today!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:16,
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2- type <a href="image url">clicky</a> instead of the image tags
3- people here prefer images you post to be ones you've made yourself.
ooh, aren't i helpful today!

I can't believe I'm being competetive over being the first to help someone ;-)

Change your code to:
<a href="http://yourpicaddyhere.com/skydiving.gif"> NSFW </a>
Just substitute for the location of the pic.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:16,
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<a href="http://yourpicaddyhere.com/skydiving.gif"> NSFW </a>
Just substitute for the location of the pic.

Try posting your own images & NFSW maybe?
edit - do the women whistle on the way down?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:05,
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edit - do the women whistle on the way down?

if so, if i'm ever in a plane crash it's gonna get interesting...
"quick! all ladies remove tops!..."
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:36,
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"quick! all ladies remove tops!..."

but I got the trick from here:
www.snakemountain.co.uk/games.htm
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:03,
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www.snakemountain.co.uk/games.htm

... series on Channel 4 about making films with video cameras. Robert Llewelyn showed the same trick on there.
He also did a cool zombie skin effect with Rice Krispies.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:06,
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He also did a cool zombie skin effect with Rice Krispies.

I need to know how this works NOW!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:07,
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...and then used make-up to make them skin coloured.
It probably wasn't as cool as it sounds.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:09,
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It probably wasn't as cool as it sounds.

or something else?
And how did he make the Rice Krispies stick?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:09,
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And how did he make the Rice Krispies stick?

...not that much of a make-up expert, and it was a good six or seven years ago.
I should have paid more attention.
If I had a girlfriend, I would raid her make up bag and experiment for you, but alas...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:11,
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I should have paid more attention.
If I had a girlfriend, I would raid her make up bag and experiment for you, but alas...

but Hmm... I think I'll get it wrong. I need a photo of what it looks like before attempting it.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:15,
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...give me a day or so to experiment and I'll post a nice photo guide for the board :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:17,
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we want a nation of people with crap stuck to their faces. it's the future.
EDIT: Not being sarcy. I'd love it if you tackled something like that.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:20,
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EDIT: Not being sarcy. I'd love it if you tackled something like that.

we gave him peanut teeth (he looked like dwayne dibley), lemon slice eyebrows and put cheese in his ears.
I guess you had to be there.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:19,
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I guess you had to be there.

so if I want to use html to do my profile do I just do a little page and cut and paste it in the profile box?
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:53,
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or if your good at it, you should be able to write it straight in... :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:54,
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I didn't modify the picture...that's really it!
honest.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:04,
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honest.

there a photoshop with Bush wearing the One Ring?
It was really cool.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:40,
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It was really cool.

here...about a minute ago...
/edit : cilla is great isn't she...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:44,
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/edit : cilla is great isn't she...

will someone please get that fucking thing off my screen? can we make a rule that all images featuring it must be made clickys?
(no offence - nice anim and all!)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:48,
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(no offence - nice anim and all!)

Ken dodd is an edit unfunny tosser
that better?, as it seems everyone here loves him so much :)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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that better?, as it seems everyone here loves him so much :)

i don't find him that bad,
but i did wonder about the symbolism behind his 'diddymen'...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:56,
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but i did wonder about the symbolism behind his 'diddymen'...

personally i don't find Ken Dodd *that* offensive... ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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and may i point out that i do not own a penis. not one that's attached to me, anyway quick editing there. well done
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:52,
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Mine is attached and I still don't own it - mind of its own, you know.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:55,
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sorry - was so quick to get the comment in there, didn't notice who'd posted it - consider me embarrased and crying... ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:55,
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but the rule must be obeyed.

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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:59,
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was almost about to call you a liar.
Avril Lav... nah
edit: aaah 100 post and i forgot to do a piccy
*sob*
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:01,
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Avril Lav... nah
edit: aaah 100 post and i forgot to do a piccy
*sob*

THEY'RE COMING! w/y/h to you
EDIT:can't believe i used the wrong "their"
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:42,
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EDIT:can't believe i used the wrong "their"

you spelled "COMING" correctly...that could've been naughty... ;)
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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Don't worry too busy to do it, the photoshop that is
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:52,
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trevorvanmeter.com/flyguy
Use the arrow keys to move around.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:33,
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Use the arrow keys to move around.

but its definately been mentioned before.
It is absolutely lovely though.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:36,
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It is absolutely lovely though.

still very woo, regardless what you say, so there :P
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 19:42,
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looks like it's doing the rounds again tho. I've been emailed it a couple of times.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:37,
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twice now.
And that car thing belongs to SirSand, not to bertie miller!
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:36,
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And that car thing belongs to SirSand, not to bertie miller!

it made me cry when i saw it.
It would be the closest I ever get to a frontpage.
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:37,
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It would be the closest I ever get to a frontpage.

but Brian Millar did email it us saying "I think this should be in the blog ... "
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:39,
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That's got to be a record! :-P
I'm sure the hummus will be there soon...
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Mon 17 Feb 2003, 18:39,
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I'm sure the hummus will be there soon...

..gotta go get a new gfx-card i think.
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