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# not shopped - "oo the lights"
catnip catnip, what a great pose :) sorry if its been posted before

(splattermac, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Woooooooo
Attack of the zombie cats!
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Isn't that
ornament a little large for the coffee table?
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Bit of a fat bastard that cat.
Been at the pies?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# aw.....................
he thinks hes people
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# she
'tis a lady cat called Chloe
(splattermac, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# She's lovely
nice hypno eyes too.
OBEY! OBEY! OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# my cat's called
sorry for that useless cat related fact.
(Ash_Pow is now available in extra medium, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:36, archived)
# That's a much better name
than "the bloke next door's a fuckwit, his kids are retarded and his wife's a scurvy whore"..
at least to call at teatime.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Thats flipping brill
and uve given me an idea for a potatoshop too. Woo to you for sharing that with us!
(Goodie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Get that cat
a girdle ;) Ha ha!
(allergic to curry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# i don't know what happened here...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Ooooo.
I'll have one of them thar beasts please.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I read that
as breasts

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I don't normally do Blair/Bush pictures
but sometimes I just can't resist
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Poor
penguin
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I just snorted
at the spong on fluffy there, and only on here could such a sentence make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I can now
look like a total cnut, replying to a reply after a 45 minute gap...

But I hadn't actually seen the spong until I read this reply, and now I've seen it I'm in stitches!

Woo, albeit belatedly!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Er... When's the bus leave?


Clicky for Un-tiny-fied verson.

Now with spicy brains!
Limited time only, void in zimbabwe. Results may vary, conditons may apply.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Wot no
spicy brains?
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Oops.
Hold on a sec.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
spicy brains
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# A small request
I am revamping my webpage with the help of another B3TAn but need a few ideas.

Whoever comes up with the best web page name and a slogan for my site will see their words printed on said site.

Any ideas, cos I don't like "Koit's home page" - it's so Microsoft family !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# throbbing custard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# That is so random
it might just work !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Fits nicely
alongside my choice of 'belming bananas' or 'subjugating spoons'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# definately
random is good.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I seem to have been doing it
a lot on late night posts over the last few days....gimme a sec and I'll dig out last night's; there might be a saying in there you can nick :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# random sayings are so random
innit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
ere ye go!. Poisunnally I like 'tropical electrical paperclips' but mebbe that's just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# kinell
that is one random set of words you strung together there
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# A Plinth of Owls
or Cheesebag Expository
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Or if you want loads and loads of hits...
go for "Britney J-Lo Nude Frottage Cucumber"
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# pfffffft!
message ends
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# haha
I always get shitload of hits from this

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/boobs.gif
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# and on that note...goodnight.
!!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# i defy all
subjugation, i am my own master!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Ooh
Kinky Spoon. Naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# arf
you've all got filthy minds
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# NO SPOON
'tis you with the filthy mind.


Go to my room!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)
# and remember,
THERE IS NO SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:21, archived)
# heyheyhey
leave the food idea alone - i had it www.simsandwich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# fit wall
mounted dildo rails - they add an air of class to any webpage! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
#
www.ObeyKoit.com
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I like it
but no-one ever obeys me. Fucking cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I'll
obey you...



;-)~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Well, that's one
only another 57 million and I shall have conquered Britain !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Ya have one
in USA.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# You've
gotta start somewhere I supppose...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# LOOK
I have 2 now thanks to Mr Smurf
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# how about
"Koit's Home Page - Shut the door as you enter"


sorry its lame but im revising shakespeare..
wither art thou...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Exam soon ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# unfortunatley so
:( nothing major [though I am doing my GCSE course]
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# we've got the most spinning gif's you'll ever see..
come join the merry-go-round!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I like come join the merry go-round
that is cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# also..
now with MORE music!
come join The Society of Slighty Twisted Potatoes' with FREE traffic-lights!
join NOW and get a FREE laugh!
i've been reading too much spam
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# gummy blowjob
i saw that because i saw a prostitute with no teeth last night!

not as in paid, just saw her on the street. Shit!
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hahah
I love that as a phrase. I don't think it could succesfully adorn my site as the title though.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# why?
you'd get millions of hits!
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# tis true - sex sells
On my site leeterthanjesus.com EverStoned posted some pics of some lesbian kiss on the TV. Our average # of daily hits was about 150 - on that day we managed 1400...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# the glasscock gallery
is attracting attention as it linked to a tatu site. also someone found it using the term "japan beckham pubic hair"
fuck knows how :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)
# how about
Anorak Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# C'mon
Anorak pudding is a belter
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)
# um... 'Koital Distractions'
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# hey
now that is good.

PS - why the weird name change ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:04, archived)
# I was experimenting with what pictures i could make
and settled on a row of telepgraph poles/high voltage substation 'careful don't thtow a frisbee in them and then try and climb up to get it back' things
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# At first glance
I thought it was a row of Crucifix's.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I'll probably change back in a couple of days
Or maybe sooner, if I get bored with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Fnord?
What in the hell?
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†² ³†²
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Interseting name ya've got there.
Reminds me of the periodic table.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# only with
fewer periods.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oh shit
I have chemistry homework. Anyone know the properties of all 3 alkali metals...please?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# barium
radium, strontium?
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# here you go!
These elements have relatively low melting points. Cesium melts at body temperature, 37oCelsius.
They are soft enough that they can be cut with a knife.
They react violently with water.
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# sneaky edit
I think cat faeces are disguisting...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# also
'They taste like burning!' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
dey do doh, don't dey do
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)
# your new name gives me THE FEAR!
i like fnord.. good nonsical name.
love the book too!
i've been thinking about stealing
some of the band names from that book..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# and if you ever delve into
the depths of netatalk 1.6.0 for linux you'll discover fnord in there too!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)
# The KLF did that
with 'The Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu' (the JAMMS) which they used for 'It's Grim Up North'
They are what led me to the book in the first place, when I was checking out their influences.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# my bro lend me the book
made me make the connection to the illuminati triology.
KLF still rock.. Jimmy Cauty & Alex Paterson is doing an album together (or so i've heard)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)
# I was thinking
Koitus Interrupt Us
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# that is good too
I like that one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Cos then
y'see, it's like it's interrupting people. From work. And stuff.

I'm plugging this one hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yeah I thought that but it seemed a bit hard pressed so I changed it to
distractions.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:20, archived)
# my first site was called Wide Open Web Space`
and i sympathise with your naming difficulties. i too have been trying to think of a site name for weeks with no luck
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# invent a word
that way if all else fails you still get the satisfaction of being #1 in google
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I like this Koit site the best
www.estpak.ee/~polvakoit/
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehe
I could spend literally seconds there.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yes!
just link to that and pretend it's yours. instant kudos
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hmm
i shall go away and ponder this one
/strokes chin, realises she is beardless, looks around to check no one saw her looking silly
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I had the cam on
I saw you !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It's hard innit
unless you actually have a web site that does something specific. Such as that lonelysock site of menubs.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:08, archived)
# FarmerGeddon!
dammit
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
should I ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Yes.
.
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I'm just updating that bastard now
it's just appeared on memepool so I'm bracing myself.
Think I may have found a match as well... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Success in the infancy
hoorah !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# the scariest thing about the site
is that most people who have been emailing me.. and there have been many.. they're women.. amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:18, archived)
# do they want you
badly ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# of course
what is more sexy than a man who collects pictures of socks?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:24, archived)
# a man who collects pictures of socks
and then collects pictures of pictures of socks
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Bilge pump.
Dunno why, but it's kinda cool
or

FarmerGeddon.com
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# "A heartbreaking work of staggering genius"
would be good, except that it is already a book title.

Slogan (after Frank Zappa): Just what the world needs - another website.

KOIT r US?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Post Koital?
.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Koitus interuptus?
.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Miiiiiiiindpiss
I already took that one. Heehee.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Hey!
I came up with it first!
Outside now!


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Oi!
But clearly Post Koital should be the name of the link for emailing Koit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Absolutely.
Together we're a great team
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:40, archived)
# genius!
that, or koitus or something.
(seb, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Thanks
Seb, no-one's ever said I was a genius before. "Amazing" maybe...but, never genius



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:16, archived)
# how about
highasakoit.

ah never mind
(rick with the silent P, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha
i like that one
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:14, archived)
# that is class
v good - added to the shortlist
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Is
Post Koital on the short list? I thought it was great... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:22, archived)
# oh yes
it is top of the shortlist list listy type thing
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
My life is complete! Recognition for me - a mere lurker - from a mighty B3tan God like Koit.

Kill me now. Kill me now!!!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)
# A B3TA God ?
haha - I'm just a random chap sitting at a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Oh
that's a soooo fishing-for-compliments question. You're great and you know you are.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)
# yeah, sort of
but in essence it still holds true. Outside of this room I blend into the background seemlessly......becoming another Joe Average.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# BTW
my hand-programmed CGI WHOIS scipt says that both postkoital.com and koitusinteruptus.com are free. Hurrah! You'd be a fool not to go for those!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Forgive me for being thick
but how does one go about doing this ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)
# What?
Registering domains? Email me at b3ta [at] splorp co uk and I will bore you to death about ccTLDs, gTLDs, IP addresses, DNS and what not
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:41, archived)
# You did
too
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:55, archived)
# At last
I got two replies on the board and it wasn't even a picture
(rick with the silent P, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Since it's getting lots of replies I'll add something useless
why not just do a random word search on Google
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Ooo
how was the NZ bash ? - many turn up ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i have no clue what this means
but it has palestinians in it!
(seb, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:52, archived)
# That's almost the best thing on here tonight.
No one listens to me though.....

Have a big Woo.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Are dogs the new kittens?
moderately NSFW

Honourable mention??? www.earlymorningbeer.com
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:50, archived)
# um
deadlinky?

not sure I've ever seen a kitten in that kinda pose... and what's really scary is that I'm sure if I could dare to do a search I could probably find more dogs in that kinda pose unshopped!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# just for arguments sake
what would I search for...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I would suggest
"dogs bollocks" as a starting point.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:59, archived)
# yes
it does appear its a dead link.

it wasn'y earlier!
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Is that the
back of Alison Hannigan? :-)~~~~~~~~



That *is* the name of Willow from Buffy, b'aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:57, archived)
# yummmmmm
alyson hannigan mmmmmmmmmmmm...........
:P
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:01, archived)
# what time
is willow hour nowadays anyway?
(PornDungeon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# alyson?
she's bad - in a good way :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Yay Willow
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:17, archived)
# you must've been
reading my mind 'cos that's what I thought too.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:02, archived)
# You spelt
Alyson incorrectly but that's ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# i hate this smug bastard
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# You know what ?
I agree with you. He is an "official" cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:45, archived)
# smug bastard
im gunna make another one where his head gets punched off
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:49, archived)
# who is that anyway?
looks like joe camels little brother..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Cheetos' own
Chester the Cheeta.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# so they ARE family?
..he still looks like he needs a good kick in the teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Or something messy using a
chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:53, archived)
# you
got the u and the n the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:49, archived)
# no
I think he got them the right way round. Which is wrong. If you get what I mean! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Either
way, I need a kicking......
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:52, archived)
# heh
a bit harsh I think!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# but fair ?
I know it aint proper B3TA speak as per Sprinkles, but we just need to be certain in this instance in describing that stripey fock. He is a CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# he is.
I'm still not sure if I know who he is though. Is he from a crisps ad?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:59, archived)
# thats
what I meant - we speak B3TA here.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:53, archived)
# "Psst... .Hey sonny... wanna come outside? See my 'kewl' mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# haahaha!
I knew there'd be a continuation*

*not actually true
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# ach well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Have
you ever posted a crap picture.
Again this made me laugh out loud..
(rick with the silent P, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Woo Yay that man
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:46, archived)
# he he
keep it up
/woo yay
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# You're just a mentalist....
Why's everyone picking on George...?

[Don't tell me, I already know...]

Top mouth anim too...
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# With a bit of luck I might get a pint of Bass if I go...
(Smudger, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope this hasn't been done already
(brainflakes, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:31, archived)
# The basic theme has been done before
but not with lickle arms and legs though.

Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# the arms and legs
are what make it so lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:35, archived)
# nice
pic
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# top
stuff, much in the spirit of the compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:36, archived)
# can i get an autograph?
great show!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# great!!
give it two little eyes though :D
(splattermac, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Applause indeed.
Likes.
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# With just the aid of a Phd student and a mirror, the President identifies, and burns out the retinas of, any 'a-rab' looking kids on the campus
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:30, archived)
# You
crazy
eel
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Thass top notch.
Think the title makes it.
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# chunghwa

(cold, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Woooooooo
have some rings for your efforts

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# thank you
thank you very much
(cold, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ..guessed the punchline before it came
it still made me laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Woo to you
makes me laugh anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Twice hilarious! ;-)
Gotta love the "double feature" joke!.. Grand!..
(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# downing street tony
you can trust him



honest he tells you so :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I dunno
that position just looks a little painful
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# but
doesn't tony like being in positions that are uncomfortable

like bend over george's desk, taking it like a thai ladyboy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:35, archived)
# running the country
is just like making love to a woman...
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:30, archived)
# selling a tank...paul...
is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman...
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:31, archived)
# you settle into your seat...
... start the engine... get your gun set at the right elevation... then trundle right in there and fire when ready.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Sauron goes...
...hunting for the one ring at Flash Bastard's manatee line-dancing ball.



Sauron is now sincerely beginning to doubt his sanity.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)
# great mafia misunderstandings of our time
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Arf
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
I like that lots.

But it's 43 pixels too wide!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Nicely done
there
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# that is nice
front page it...
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# is it me?
or don't they ever speak/understand english at a drive-thru?
"c*n * *ak* y*or *rder?"

woo yay houpla also ofcourse!
43 pixels too wide? fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# gaahh!
but good.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# chortlage ahoy.
could this be a series?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:23, archived)
# nah
uness anyone else would like to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:31, archived)
# if anyone's interested
i made this game this afternoon. it's only a prototype, but it used to be one of my favourite games ever. you need a friend in order to play it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:33, archived)
# very strange
i need sometone to play it with though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:00, archived)
# er...
I haven't actually got any other ideas yet... Just thought there must be some. Too tired to bandwagon tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i don't understand
am i being thick?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:33, archived)
# it's a drive-thru
shooting
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yes, i was being thick.
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:38, archived)
# chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:35, archived)
# here....
i did it for you...
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:37, archived)
# cheers!
i just uploaded another one though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:46, archived)
# the peak of human ingenuity?

i couldn't find my wine opener..
it's funny because i was sure i had it yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Woo
I once had to open wine with an ice-axe. Messy. Yours is better... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ice axes are more rock'n'roll ! :D
mine is more stephen hawkings.. (if he could move)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I'm sure
Stephen used the royalties from one of his books to have a bionic claw-thing fitted to open wine. I would if I were him.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
i'm sure a bionic hawkings have been done on the board already. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Hey B,Bee
are you from Edinburgh? Just saw the Victoria Street picture in your profile...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:44, archived)
# sorry.. but i'm danish
just fell in love with the pic and had to photoshop it.
it was used for one of the Edinb3tan's flyers..
seems like more & more danes are joining in atm..
maybe we'll have a danish b3ta bash one of these days :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Question
Will the Danish bash have pastries?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:49, archived)
# we'll crash the bakers in the early hours if all goes well :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Mental!
I can see the headlines now:

"Drunken B3tans attack bakers"
No-one hurt
Baker shaken
But not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:55, archived)
# he threathened to shop..
..potatoes instead, says shocked baker.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:58, archived)
# "The kittens, the kittens"
says now-mad baker
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:05, archived)
# a new breed - part 2
the s'annoyed

part 1 - the aerodale
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Awwww. Fluffy
I like that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# nice
eye roll!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# ta
.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)
# sneaky

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)
# that is funny
:.:.:oo YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)
# you said
uuk yay. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i'm sure he mean't to say
'i am a foo'
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# why?
he's mrbongo, not Mr T
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# foo is the most common word used in our office by me and mr mothra
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# really?
are you Mr T's secret identity?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I never claimed that I is educated
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# that's funny :)
i know how to breed braille..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I've threatened many times
to start producing porn for the visualy impaired
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Do you hand the S and M people
a bit of sand paper?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:24, archived)
# not far off
we made"sand maps" for the kids, using glue and sand on paper.

we made other things with sand and glue for the VI staff.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)
# OH MY GOD, they've beaten me to it
nsfw, noisy, and possibly nsfa
slackcrew.com/Blood_PuP/docs/blind_porn.html
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# good threat!
we need more dirty words in braille!
(though i'm sure that there's already a lot of them floating through cyberspace :D)

[edit]also beastiality for animals on the National Geographic Channel would be good..
'all kittens! all the time! for 18 year old or older cats'
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:27, archived)
# i'm sure you've seen
www.livenudecats.com
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha!
what? no shaved pussy?
good thing though - i'd probably have gotten quite upset.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I spent ages staring at that trying to work out what was so funny.
Then I refreshed and IE decided to animate it.

D'OH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:24, archived)
# IE
is a bitchface. also possibly a poohead.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Yes.
It did that to me too. Makes a little more sense now. [grin]
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:29, archived)
# any recommendations for an alternative browser?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:33, archived)
# mozilla!
go with the red monster, its cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)
# what about
opera? (just downloaded it)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:59, archived)
# poor old dave all he wanted was a slow dance with a bigtrack
If he's anything like me he'll be back in a pair of bowling shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hehe
w/y/h nice one bruvva!!
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Snort.
Trainers are a no-no, but steel toe-capped DM's and you're fine.
Lovely.
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# hahahah!!beauty!
but everyone now knows, daleks wear classy high heels under all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# ha ha!
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)

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