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# ladies and gents, i give you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# very nice indeed
have you got linkys to the others?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# aye indeedy
i love novelty haircuts
if only
the wait
mittens on string
missing shoes
and i seem to have misplaced the last one. hmmmmmmm.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you may well
like this that i did ages ago too
badness dub
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# 'tis very good also
is that guitar sampled? If it isn't then it's been sampled by someone else.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:38, archived)
# aye,
that one was all samples.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# ooh
I listened to the bovine/stouffer extravaganza last night. Such musicianship must be applauded I feel. Top guitar/moothie/harmonising chaps. Now all you need to do is come out as lesbians, have a fight and poof! - stardom.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# We're like
the b3tan versions of Simon and Garfunkel.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:17, archived)
# yes.
yes we ruddy well are.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Can you imagine
the raw talent that would flow from us if we were in the same room.
It's a good job that we're so far apart.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# it would
be like matter and antimatter coming into contact.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:21, archived)
# God yes,
its a shame really, Oi rekon we could'm ave a laugh.
I have started writing a song about wanting to be Spiderman, maybe when its finished you could...?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25, archived)
# sounds good
to me.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Lovely,
I love you.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# you sure you
dont mean "come out as poofs, have a fight and lesbian! - stardom" ?

Sorry. But I do think lesbian! isn't used enough as an expression
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I love this
Sophie Ellis Bextor's school magazine.
www.popjustice.com/sophiebaywatch.jpg
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Wow!
I thought the bottom picture was a low quality attempt at anatomical sketching. But then I thought again.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Hehehe
true
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# a friend of mine
went to the same school as her, some dead posh place in Lahndahn
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# my girlfriend was at that school
Godolphin and Latimer - it's in Hammersmith
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# i know
not that your girlfriend went there. unless she's called Mary?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# was everyone there called mary?
how rare
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# yup
all of them. even Sophie
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# nope
not Mary, but she did once direct SEB in a school play.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# The (presumably) crossword
answers are a bit bizarre :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# she's a tart
and on this evidence always was
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)
# .
how dare you
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It sets the scene...
...and that scene is BAYWATCH!
Sounds like Alan Partridge wrote this?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
She wanted to be just like Pammy, but it would never happen with 'a face like a satellite dish'...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Can we play Jeopardy
now please?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# is that
genuine or a piss take?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# popjustice guys says
"hilariously, they are absolutely true."
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# she can't write
but i still love her
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# If only I had time to do new stuff at work..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# that's so
nicely done.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Aaaw
Fankoo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i wasnt always sure
but i think ive decided i like her.

her face does sometimes look a little odd. the music is all a bit sily but is hardly offends me.

BUT she always dresses cool and has cracking legs.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Jack and Blind Bob
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# snoochy
boochies!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# noonch
(and woo)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# snooch
to the mother fucking nooch!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I like!
Thor will post saying his laughed out loud... I bet
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# slut
no i never laughed, but i did smile!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# You made a noise like
one I've never heard before. Is that possible?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# depends on if your deaf or not
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# No reason at all
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# is that
a fella from rentaghost - his name escapes me
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# isn't it
Mr Bennett, the caretaker from Tony Hart?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# aye
thats him, knew it came from my clouded addled childhood! phew thats a relief
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no, you're thinking of...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)
# mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker




btw like the pic, only wish i had tartyplop here to join in the fun
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Ho ho
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I rest my case
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Yay,
A cat in wig, we need more of this!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# yes but what's next
suspenders, stockings...

when will the madness end?!?!??

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# earsocks
it ends with earsocks.

edit: WYH btw
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# it always ends
in earsocks.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I say no.
We can go further. For the benefit of science, we musst go further.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# the trouble with you is
you spent so much time thinking 'can we go further than earsocks' you never stopped to think about whether you should
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# For the good of humanity
We ought not go further than earsocks. Think of the horror.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# haha!
stern looking bastard..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I've just looked at the original pic
and it's a bit scary.

clicky

I think it's bit psycho
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yay thats what it was
i like her - she looks like a she
in fact she looks like a stray
are you sure she is a real judge?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# .
brilliant!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# that's realy very good
as my friend would say "Je resté mon sac" (sic)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# What of
The Doll In Distress? (It's behind you!)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# where do you
think the wig came from

see above
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Did the evil cat do her
in?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# 'A cat in a wig,
Is most becoming,
Should keep the canine felons running'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it has come
to the attention of the court that this is very silly
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Who's...
..been eating my porridge?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I've taken the link down, I think I broke it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Is it just me
or is that site site really slow to post to...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# It takes a little while.
He's a cheeky get that bloke.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# you do realise he's about 12?

& where did your title go?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# he's been exposed
for the fraud he is. He's born of lowly blood.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Yes, but still
Dashing, aint I.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# dashing maybe
but perfectly resistible
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Now,
you know that's not true. ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You'll make her swoon again...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I'm a goddamn
swoonsome ty-rant.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:22, archived)
# have you been cloned or something
how can you post so much one 2 boards?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I don't post there,
I only looked in my web logs and noticed that he was taking some of my bandwidth, so I posted a polite notice.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I know
I was talking about the 50 messages a minute you post on poo.com. you love that site.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I think you are taking too mature a tone
for them.
Maybe a few "Your Gay"s would reinforce your position more clearly for them.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I haven't read the rest of the site.
Although I bet the term 'getting mashed' appears rather alot.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# well done you
BUT it's Bovines fight - everyone else - we can do with out a war with some other site!

I have a feeling they, like a few other people just don't get that leeching is a pain in the arse.

edit - just seen the posts after Bovines - please don't start a fight. It's just not worth it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I shouldn't have posted the link,
I just thought it was funny.
He doesn't understand at all, yes B3ta soes suck loads of bandwidth, but its entirely my choice.
And other peeps, don't post stuff, it seems to be getting sorted out.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Exactly - you had a good point
and you made it well. everyone should leave at at that. Just ignore anything else he posts, it's dull. Trolls, don't feed em.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah everyone,
stop it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# there look -
he tried to make ammends - just say thanks and goodbye or something like that. All done and dusted
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I have done,
and I included a cheeky little icon as well.
And for christs sake people, stop posting things on there.
Its been sorted.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:11, archived)
# bless you
and of course you're dashing. You big silly.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Aaaaawww
shucks.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:18, archived)
# see?
told you you were never moody.

except when you are.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I think you
might be right.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# little jimmy shitcock?
little jimmy shitcock is that you?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Maybe a little too subtle :(
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# he he
i'd have loved to have seen that on satdi.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# If The Polyphonic Spree wore cardigans...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# they
would be my all time favourite band if they did.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I smell pie
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# he looked so happy i had to do it
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# 'Despite his girations,
It fell like 'twas bound,
A lot like his pants,
When George Bush is around'.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Hi Everybody!
sorry about the size.



(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# liddle bid o politix there ladeesungennelmen...
liddle bid o politix...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# sounds a bit like
Ben "sell out" Elton.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# aye
that was the intention. hurrah for phonetic spelling!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i prefer
calling him ben "the fucking unfunny smug cunt" elton. afternoon all.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# ey up stouff
how's tricks?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# fine,
and indeed dandy my good man. beauty of a day up here. how's yourself?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# did you cook duck
the other day?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# is that code?
i'm fine thanks stoffikins. not much done today, but enough to justify my existence.

edit: oh, and I've made this...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# well what about this one
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# How can you be so cheap
and whore these things.

www.crapjuggler.co.uk/b3taf3st
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# hmmmm
now that might be worth a visit. Whitelocks eh? Not the same since they stopped doing Youngers Number 3 in the proper handled glasses
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# aye indeedy.
pan fried honey duck breast with braised leeks and sauteed spuds. fookin' goigeous it was.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)
# you star.
I go safeway every week and get a whole duck for a fiver. Ive got a cook crispy shredded pecking duck recipe if you want it. Its like being in peking without leaving your house.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# they have
whole duck for a fiver? fookin' 'ell. i'd love your peking duck recipe. in fact I WOULD KILL FOR IT.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I'll post it up on the board for you tomorrow,
as I have to head on over to Robs gaff now, to blow water out of my eyes.

Oh, if you like roast spuds, all the fat you get off the duck when you roast it is great for making beautiful crispy roasties. It keeps for months too.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13, archived)
# marvellous.
we should start www.duckisfuckingace.com
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# yes please
more recipes on the board. dr nick - mail me that recipe NOW.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I'll tell you about it
over lunch tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I'm going to see Harry Hill
in Bristol at the Colston Hall on the 28th. Anybody else going? They still have tickets...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# VROOOM
Vrooom
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Posting pictures
If I make a picture, do I then need to have my own website to link to it from?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# read the faq
pretty much everything you need to know is there. you can get free webspace from fortunecity.com for example.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you
can link from free host sites. msn communities allow remote linking - geocities and angelfire do not cos they are asssss
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Thanks guys
I will give it a go. I am VERY new to the internet though, it may be a while before I get anthing on here!!! Wish me luck!!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# good luck
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# good luck!
it's not too hard and there's loads of people who will be glad to help





but not on here ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# What were you called before?
Cos me likey your stuff.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# woo yay
spaghetti!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Why do I pay my taxes?
The response time for the Apostrophe Police is getting much worse these days.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Government cutbacks
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with that?
please tell me how to express that the engine belonging to bmw is whisper quiet?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
#
Schroeder's
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# oops
and oops again.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Ooo.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# boik
that kinda makes me feel sick!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# eesh
scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head
scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# a must see for 80s fans
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# (ahem)
repost
(ahem)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# and very easy
but good
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# sos
whoops sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Missing the true meaning of "Touchwood",
he was in for a big surprise...


Don't know why I did this, and maybe I should be happy about that
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# woo!
Yay for catweazle!

"damn elecktrickery!"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
#
too funny



get out!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Have you heard the news?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# "Worst"
surely?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# it was made by my friend sitting next to me,
blame him...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# not the worst
just worse than a better vandal...um...maybe
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Pedant
ic!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's the fucking News of the World for fuck's sake!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# grumpy
bastard!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# i took churchill's famous speech, and added a twist
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Ken Livingstone is the new 'Mr C' - bad I know 4 y
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Did you do that!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Y?
Y knot!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I honestly don't know
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# woo yay houpla for magritte references
and woo yay mazeltov for jewish puffins.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# attempting not to sound weird.....
but what are the curly bits of hair hanging down on yer orthodox jewish peoples called and what is the reasoning behind them...?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# i think
they're called curly sideys.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# a brief google brought this up
Men do not "take a razor" to "the corners of their beards". This biblical commandment is interpreted variously by different communities. Modern orthodox shave with electric shavers rather than razors. Chassidic pietists take the precaution of not shaving at all. In between are those who trim their beards but leave the payos (earlocks) alone as "the corners".
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# fandabbidozee
/krankie
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha an orthodox puffin
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...............
*wets pants*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# that's a very orthodox puffin
it does look right too.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# yes...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# woo!
your wooyay is clapping in time with the music on my cd player!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# His serious little face
so suits being Orthodox.

Woo to you.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# brilliant
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Reminds me of when I lived in
Stoke Newington. Ahhh! (fond memory gurgles - not!)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# 'Lets make a stew,
From the puffin jew'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# 'He stuffs kosher fish,
In his bright coloured dish'.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I can't take any credit for this
But i had to share it:
funny pic clicky
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)
# sorry but
non-original picture = THREADJACK!

does anyone know which tatu girl hospitalised which other tatu girl and why?
sorry, but any news links on the subject would be greatly appreciated. sorry for my insipid interest in fake pop culture.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26, archived)
# lesbo fight?
damn, i want to know now!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# interest in pop culture
are you sure that isn't just an interest in teenage lesbians?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)
# fake teenage
lesbians. If one did hospitalise the other, what a marvellous piece of marketing.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# are they
forty something then?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# no
they're robots.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:38, archived)
# It was something to do with a coatstand
lodged in a very uncomfortable place.


(the back of a VW)



This is of course, all lies.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)
# hands up
who else watch mallrats last night
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Snoochie-boochies, ya tubby bitch.
Not me.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Fly fatass fly!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i tell you, you need a chronic fat blunt
then i'll guarentee you'll see a sailboat, and some big titted mermaids doing some lesbian shit!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Wolverine style!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# was that on?
Oh fuckbiscuits! It's an ace film!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39, archived)
# yep, was on bbc
and with all swearing (mind it was on at 12.50am)

that was the only saving grace as i had to pick my misses up at 2.00am from going out with the girls at work, women, huh!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# the dark haired that looks like a manga character
kicked the ginger one in the legs. or something.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# here
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:36, archived)
# .
That thing looks like a cross between a rat and a fingerbob
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29, archived)

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