
i love novelty haircuts
if only
the wait
mittens on string
missing shoes
and i seem to have misplaced the last one. hmmmmmmm.
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if only
the wait
mittens on string
missing shoes
and i seem to have misplaced the last one. hmmmmmmm.

is that guitar sampled? If it isn't then it's been sampled by someone else.
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I listened to the bovine/stouffer extravaganza last night. Such musicianship must be applauded I feel. Top guitar/moothie/harmonising chaps. Now all you need to do is come out as lesbians, have a fight and poof! - stardom.
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the raw talent that would flow from us if we were in the same room.
It's a good job that we're so far apart.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19,
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It's a good job that we're so far apart.

its a shame really, Oi rekon we could'm ave a laugh.
I have started writing a song about wanting to be Spiderman, maybe when its finished you could...?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:25,
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I have started writing a song about wanting to be Spiderman, maybe when its finished you could...?

dont mean "come out as poofs, have a fight and lesbian! - stardom" ?
Sorry. But I do think lesbian! isn't used enough as an expression
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19,
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Sorry. But I do think lesbian! isn't used enough as an expression

Sophie Ellis Bextor's school magazine.
www.popjustice.com/sophiebaywatch.jpg
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56,
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www.popjustice.com/sophiebaywatch.jpg

I thought the bottom picture was a low quality attempt at anatomical sketching. But then I thought again.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:00,
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went to the same school as her, some dead posh place in Lahndahn
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:01,
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Godolphin and Latimer - it's in Hammersmith
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07,
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not that your girlfriend went there. unless she's called Mary?
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...and that scene is BAYWATCH!
Sounds like Alan Partridge wrote this?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05,
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Sounds like Alan Partridge wrote this?

hahaha
She wanted to be just like Pammy, but it would never happen with 'a face like a satellite dish'...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05,
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She wanted to be just like Pammy, but it would never happen with 'a face like a satellite dish'...

but i think ive decided i like her.
her face does sometimes look a little odd. the music is all a bit sily but is hardly offends me.
BUT she always dresses cool and has cracking legs.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19,
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her face does sometimes look a little odd. the music is all a bit sily but is hardly offends me.
BUT she always dresses cool and has cracking legs.

one I've never heard before. Is that possible?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07,
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thats him, knew it came from my clouded addled childhood! phew thats a relief
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:00,
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mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker
btw like the pic, only wish i had tartyplop here to join in the fun
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05,
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mr meeker
mr meeker
mr meeker
btw like the pic, only wish i had tartyplop here to join in the fun

suspenders, stockings...
when will the madness end?!?!??
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53,
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when will the madness end?!?!??

We can go further. For the benefit of science, we musst go further.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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you spent so much time thinking 'can we go further than earsocks' you never stopped to think about whether you should
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:56,
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We ought not go further than earsocks. Think of the horror.
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and it's a bit scary.
clicky
I think it's bit psycho
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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clicky
I think it's bit psycho

i like her - she looks like a she
in fact she looks like a stray
are you sure she is a real judge?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53,
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in fact she looks like a stray
are you sure she is a real judge?

as my friend would say "Je resté mon sac" (sic)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:53,
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Is most becoming,
Should keep the canine felons running'.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54,
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Should keep the canine felons running'.

to the attention of the court that this is very silly
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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for the fraud he is. He's born of lowly blood.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57,
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how can you post so much one 2 boards?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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I only looked in my web logs and noticed that he was taking some of my bandwidth, so I posted a polite notice.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:57,
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I was talking about the 50 messages a minute you post on poo.com. you love that site.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:59,
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for them.
Maybe a few "Your Gay"s would reinforce your position more clearly for them.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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Maybe a few "Your Gay"s would reinforce your position more clearly for them.

Although I bet the term 'getting mashed' appears rather alot.
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BUT it's Bovines fight - everyone else - we can do with out a war with some other site!
I have a feeling they, like a few other people just don't get that leeching is a pain in the arse.
edit - just seen the posts after Bovines - please don't start a fight. It's just not worth it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:55,
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I have a feeling they, like a few other people just don't get that leeching is a pain in the arse.
edit - just seen the posts after Bovines - please don't start a fight. It's just not worth it.

I just thought it was funny.
He doesn't understand at all, yes B3ta soes suck loads of bandwidth, but its entirely my choice.
And other peeps, don't post stuff, it seems to be getting sorted out.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58,
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He doesn't understand at all, yes B3ta soes suck loads of bandwidth, but its entirely my choice.
And other peeps, don't post stuff, it seems to be getting sorted out.

and you made it well. everyone should leave at at that. Just ignore anything else he posts, it's dull. Trolls, don't feed em.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02,
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he tried to make ammends - just say thanks and goodbye or something like that. All done and dusted
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:10,
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and I included a cheeky little icon as well.
And for christs sake people, stop posting things on there.
Its been sorted.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:11,
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And for christs sake people, stop posting things on there.
Its been sorted.

It fell like 'twas bound,
A lot like his pants,
When George Bush is around'.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:50,
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A lot like his pants,
When George Bush is around'.

liddle bid o politix...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:34,
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calling him ben "the fucking unfunny smug cunt" elton. afternoon all.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49,
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and indeed dandy my good man. beauty of a day up here. how's yourself?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54,
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i'm fine thanks stoffikins. not much done today, but enough to justify my existence.
edit: oh, and I've made this...

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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:02,
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edit: oh, and I've made this...

and whore these things.
www.crapjuggler.co.uk/b3taf3st
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:15,
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www.crapjuggler.co.uk/b3taf3st

now that might be worth a visit. Whitelocks eh? Not the same since they stopped doing Youngers Number 3 in the proper handled glasses
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:08,
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pan fried honey duck breast with braised leeks and sauteed spuds. fookin' goigeous it was.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:05,
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I go safeway every week and get a whole duck for a fiver. Ive got a cook crispy shredded pecking duck recipe if you want it. Its like being in peking without leaving your house.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:07,
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whole duck for a fiver? fookin' 'ell. i'd love your peking duck recipe. in fact I WOULD KILL FOR IT.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:09,
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as I have to head on over to Robs gaff now, to blow water out of my eyes.
Oh, if you like roast spuds, all the fat you get off the duck when you roast it is great for making beautiful crispy roasties. It keeps for months too.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:13,
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Oh, if you like roast spuds, all the fat you get off the duck when you roast it is great for making beautiful crispy roasties. It keeps for months too.

more recipes on the board. dr nick - mail me that recipe NOW.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:14,
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in Bristol at the Colston Hall on the 28th. Anybody else going? They still have tickets...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:58,
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If I make a picture, do I then need to have my own website to link to it from?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:39,
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pretty much everything you need to know is there. you can get free webspace from fortunecity.com for example.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41,
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can link from free host sites. msn communities allow remote linking - geocities and angelfire do not cos they are asssss
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41,
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I will give it a go. I am VERY new to the internet though, it may be a while before I get anthing on here!!! Wish me luck!!!!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:44,
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it's not too hard and there's loads of people who will be glad to help
but not on here ;)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45,
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but not on here ;)

The response time for the Apostrophe Police is getting much worse these days.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:45,
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please tell me how to express that the engine belonging to bmw is whisper quiet?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:54,
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scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head
scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49,
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scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head scary man get out of my head

he was in for a big surprise...

Don't know why I did this, and maybe I should be happy about that
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28,
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Don't know why I did this, and maybe I should be happy about that

and woo yay mazeltov for jewish puffins.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26,
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but what are the curly bits of hair hanging down on yer orthodox jewish peoples called and what is the reasoning behind them...?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:49,
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Men do not "take a razor" to "the corners of their beards". This biblical commandment is interpreted variously by different communities. Modern orthodox shave with electric shavers rather than razors. Chassidic pietists take the precaution of not shaving at all. In between are those who trim their beards but leave the payos (earlocks) alone as "the corners".
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:19,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...............
*wets pants*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:27,
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*wets pants*

your wooyay is clapping in time with the music on my cd player!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:38,
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Stoke Newington. Ahhh! (fond memory gurgles - not!)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:33,
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But i had to share it:
funny pic clicky
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:24,
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funny pic clicky

non-original picture = THREADJACK!
does anyone know which tatu girl hospitalised which other tatu girl and why?
sorry, but any news links on the subject would be greatly appreciated. sorry for my insipid interest in fake pop culture.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:26,
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does anyone know which tatu girl hospitalised which other tatu girl and why?
sorry, but any news links on the subject would be greatly appreciated. sorry for my insipid interest in fake pop culture.

are you sure that isn't just an interest in teenage lesbians?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:28,
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lesbians. If one did hospitalise the other, what a marvellous piece of marketing.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:31,
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lodged in a very uncomfortable place.
(the back of a VW)
This is of course, all lies.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:29,
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(the back of a VW)
This is of course, all lies.

then i'll guarentee you'll see a sailboat, and some big titted mermaids doing some lesbian shit!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:42,
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and with all swearing (mind it was on at 12.50am)
that was the only saving grace as i had to pick my misses up at 2.00am from going out with the girls at work, women, huh!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:41,
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that was the only saving grace as i had to pick my misses up at 2.00am from going out with the girls at work, women, huh!

kicked the ginger one in the legs. or something.
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