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# deep in thought
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Ahhh it's nice to see the Human Descent style
again :) - That Lion face below is very very similar to a Human Descent one i'm sure.
It's thinking about times past.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# spooky
i was just searching the spazz earlier tonight and came across some of HD's stuff. goddamn he was good. i can't believe he's left us never to return... :(
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i saw that one
kinda made me put this together.

but the tag fitted nicely : )
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Good
Very good,
in fact, excellent
W/Y/H!!
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# thank you
and on that note, I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Siamese Puppies
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# blimeh
I thought I told you to stop those experiments!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# I'll never stop
Not so long as Needle and Thread exist in this world!
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Coalition troops are still seeking hidden Iraqi spice reserves
(Unununium, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# if that were a cereal...
...it would be woo-berry crunch.
(thelocust, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# and if it were gravy
it would be granulated yay, with houpla extract!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# blimey!
love that!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# apocalypse?
(sndmn, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# even
my name is a killing word...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Mau'Rogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# watch Mr herbert
turn in his grave....
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# you see the children of dune miniseries on scifi?
twas wonderful, as good as the original
(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Working late...

For reasons known only to myself I'm drawing a picture...can you guess what it is yet...should be finished in the next couple of hours
(mousemonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# is it
the epiglottis?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# you're
extremely good at that! are they making you draw him?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# THEY are...
notice my blue background, they'll never know...
(mousemonkey, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# not seen one for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# WHHAAAT???
you're breaking up!!! me??!! I'm gimping up a gag for b3ta!!! no! it's OK!! I'm on the hands free!!!
(thelocust, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# meanwhile, in the Bjølsen district...


...the bus shelter shark strikes it's prey.

story

i survived animating a GIF with the gimp. i shall suffer for the moral software highground.
(thelocust, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I like the full loopiness of it :)
and the gnawing action too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i enjoyed the loopiness as well...
...and i've been wanting to get that plush shark into a GIF for quite a while...
(thelocust, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Is it yours?
Or just a random plush shark off the internaweb?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# just a random plush shark...
...from the intarweb.

specifically:

this one
(thelocust, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Bugger me
That's a lot of water.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Most impressive
and also surprisingly fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# It was so tempting
but I suspect too obscure.

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# swap em'
.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# yeah it's just the reflection of the FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
!reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT !reaF ehT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# arrrgh the
head swap... you know the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# *hug*
^-^
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# BAH! *glomp*
I want a "The Fear" plush...

my dreams will never come true... *sob*
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Cattle rustling is a big problem
The aliens are coming and their goal is to invade and destroy. Fighting superior technology, Man's best weapon is the will to survive
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i love that
very much. it's quite wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# is the searchlight
coming from the cow?
Ace action picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Cows don't have searchlights!
Have you never been to the countryside?
Milk comes from cows, searchlights come from flying saucers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ahem...
www.bovinebeacon.com/
www.pbsanimalhealth.com/graphics/breeding/320-1-01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i can't believe i clicked
and i can't believe there was a real link behind it!!!

you are GOD
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I think it'd be nice to stick one on Bovines Back as he's entering/leaving the
bash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:45, archived)
# nice idea!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:50, archived)
# It shows when they're on heat
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# when i grow up
I wanna graduate from Bovine University
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hehehe
nutter :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# moo!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Fun at Pirate Hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Bush Pirates?
Or Spider Pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# yaH!!!
walk the plank!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Yes
very good. I suppose you want the adulation of your adoring public?




Oh, OK then:

Woo, yay and Houpla to you!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Poor Pirate
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# oh, my comrade!
how it pains me to see you in such straitened circumstances!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I want one
So that I could play

SirSandGoblin Saves the day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Threadjack
For budding PaintShopProers

V8 public beta is now available.

Believe it or not I have a legal PSP7 so don't know if the beta is available to those who don't have 7.

I suppose you can all check out jasc.com
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# as far as i know




/which ain't alot.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# public beta as in
free??
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# ..
think so - haven't installed it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:34, archived)
# public beta...
...usually means that the program will only work until a set date
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Bet they only do fat blokes with goatees though

still, that's me sorted
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# and a magical gourd
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# all
gourds are magical
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# must have been done before....
(I helped save b3ta! beagle-28, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Fluffy looks
so right there! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Wooity
yay yay yay!
(starterfor10, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# REPOST Oppertunity !
I did this a while back huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hah
Mr. Brown is killing Mr. Brown
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Can I repost too? Can I? Can I?

reservoir blogs
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# so sorry...
But it is a repost op.

Domo was tired of all the others making fun of his silly grin...



And I just love this image... so... scary.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:39, archived)
# repost
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:40, archived)
# how do
you save a pic of the home page? i want to show my mates i got a front page:D
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# press 'print screen'
then paste into an art program
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# or just save as and save the whole thing
then you can load it up and change all of the images to your own ones and change the blog to point at your web site and the newsletter to saving how great you are. etc etc... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# that's what
i do.

every day.
(martian, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# where
is the print screen option? i cant find it
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# its a button on your keyboard
paste shortcut is control+V
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# it's a button on the top for just next to the F12 key
no, the other way, there it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# just next
to the 'any' key...
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# mine says
PrtSc for some reason [and SysRq]
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:25, archived)
# mine says Print Scrn
but also SysRq at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# mine says both
'Print Screen' and 'SysRq'
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I pressed it but I haven't had any Sys
yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# mine says
'print screen' and 'sysrq'. what the hell is sysrq?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# System Request
for back in the old days when people used to have butlers. It would ring a bell in the basement and a flunky would come and press F5 for you.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# haha
.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# yeah...
...wot is SysRq

while we are at it, what the hell does Alt Gr do?
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# He lost out...
...to George W Bush in the US elections
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# SysRq=
There is a key labeled SysRq on keyboards for PCs that no longer has a standard use. The BIOS keyboard routines simply ignore it; therefore so do the DOS input routines as well as the keyboard routines in libraries supplied with high-level languages.

The key is not totally inactive, however. When it is pressed, nothing is stored in the keyboard buffer, but a BIOS function is called. The default handler of that function does nothing and simply returns. Programs can use SysRq simply by creating an interrupt handler to replace the default stub, but most programs have no need for that functionality. Software that has the potential to completely lock up the system, so that a BIOS interrupt is the only input that could be generated, use SysRq as a form of "panic button."

In Linux systems, provided the kernel has been compiled with the correct option, the key can be used to perform a variety of functions in an emergency, such as syncing disks, killing processes and powering off the computer.


EH???
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:37, archived)
# it's like how the dreamcast keyboard had all of these extra stuff
that nothing was written to understand (like pause/break, print screen, scroll lock, etc), but they were still there, cos it was cheaper and easier to just have pc keyboards with different adaptors on the ends.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# the japanese DC keyboards were 'proper' sega keyboards...
...i got online with my DC a few weeks back, my god, what a crap browser. That 28.8kbs modem is a bit slow compared to ADSL
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Why does it say Ctrl?
why not Control?
It's big enough for it to fit :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# looks like this
  _____
/| prt |\
|| scr ||
||_____||
|/_____\|
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# On a standard keyboard
It's next to F12 :)

Just hold down Alt and hit it for a snapshot of the current window, or press it on it's own for the whole screen
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Why not just send them a link to
www.b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Glass
cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# not only that,
but a repost as well
/maxwell smart
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Un unh.
Is not a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# sure it is, just type www. b3ta.com into the search
you'll get thousands of hits
/idiot

or maybe i was thinking of this: www.b3ta.com which is definately a repost
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# well
you could just use the printscreen button -that will copy your screen to the clipboard, and then you can just paste it into a new image (from the edit menu).
of course if you just click on your name you'll be taken to your profile which will also show your frontpages...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# If you're using Windows...
... have the front page up in a browser (with focus) and press Alt + PrintScreen, and then paste the image into paint, tattyshp, PSP or whatever...

(edit) Damn! beaten to it. Ho, hum...
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# This is the best letter, ever
A friend of mine worked for PR firm for almost a year during which she was appalled by the company's unprofessionalism and semi-legal undertakings. She finally quit and a co worker sent her this letter that the company had received from a client.
link to letter
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Nice one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ooooooh
they sound like a shady company.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# seen one set of emails that was better
there was big office politics going on and two of the women were basically sniping at each other, my boss printed and collected the whole set and it was one of the first things I found when sorting out his filing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# yeah but
you had to work in an office.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I'm going to bed now,
cos I have to work in an office tomorrow. Sweet dreams all.
(starterfor10, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Sorry
but the guy can't even spell cheque or was it meant to say check.
Hmmm maybe it's over my head, it is getting late now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That's how its's spelled
in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mmm...
...chocolate...

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Yum
.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# mmm
gnatty.
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)
# lol
was that part of your one-man chocolate bandwagon?

23 pence!!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# He he he...
...I thought it was great, but everyone just seemed baffled by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# don't be offended
that's just coz it's was baffling.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
# That's ok...
...I'm quite secure in the knowledge that I am funny. I don't need anyones laughter to reinforce a fragile ego :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# you're right though, bob
i laugh at you all the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I'm long since used...
...to living the tragic life of a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:31, archived)
# it gave me
a good baffling, i can tell you. i still don't understand what it was about
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:27, archived)
# agh
not those again! you fried my brain last time :)
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# i personally think this is SFW... if not i'll make it a linky...
NSFW clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# i cannot read it
it is too fast.....and dirty

/ok i can read it but it's still dirty
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:15, archived)
# did you make that?
if you did... why?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# I find that to be
just icky.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:23, archived)
#


*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:09, archived)
# is it
real?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# That has been shopped
Tangelos aren't in season the same time as mandarins.
(Rubber, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# hehehe
now, peel the oranges so that the peel is like a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Those aren't oranges
those are tangerines, or satsumas, or [any other small round thing which isn't an orange and has a 3 syllable name].
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# tennis balls?
:OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hackey
sack?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# navelsez
.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# ?
whats that then?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# navels
they are like little oranges. i tried to make it with 3 syllables.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mandarins
?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Clementines
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# those are yummy.....
.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# oooh that's the other one!
I reckon they'll be clementines though
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# They are actually oranges...
...just quite small (and I have a big banana too :D).

They are also incredibly tough to peel, therefore no cock and balls/elephant shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Unless you have a giant keyboard
those are the smallest oranges I have ever seen.

Do you have club-fists?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I've only ever met one person...
...with hands as big as me.

I can't remember who it was though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Hands as big as you??
Unless you are a midget, those must have been e-noormous hands!!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I knew it.
Who wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Me...
...and I shall keep and eat the prize.

mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# ahh
the old one are the best
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha


i took that 3 years ago.. .ps.. i also own the domain www.fruitporn.com

nothing there so don't bother looking (it goes to my other unused site bakedbeats) but the ides, the ideas....
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Not only is it...
..sexually arousing, it's also delicious and tasty.

Wait a minute... *thinks to himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:16, archived)
# um
peachy

it was a project for college...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:18, archived)
#



mmmm... sweeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:21, archived)
# here's a thingy i made for it ages ago


it looks SO rude..
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:22, archived)
# please...
...stop it.

*flustered*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:24, archived)
# shit sorry
see that just proves my point when i bought the domain - there's a thin line between fruit and porn... sex and sensuality and all sorts of blurred lines.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Both are fucking
overpriced in Sainsburys, I know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:33, archived)
# and it's ripe
for slicing open.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:36, archived)
# i was only joking...
...me - aroused by fruit... never!

ahem, cough *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:38, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# didn't take you long
to become a getty whore then, i see? wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha...
nicely put!
actually i'm back at google at the moment cos the capybara pics below have made me want to shop one but getty was no good for them :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:11, archived)
# That's
just how I feel.
(starterfor10, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I feel like that
quite often...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Xtreme swimming
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Ooh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:19, archived)

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