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# Julian liked his drinks
in a tall glass


(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# love the way
the mouth opens!

woo yay!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# You're 'avin' a giraffe!
Nicely done have a Wooslurp!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)
# the iraqi minister of information would say that it sucks...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# A peice of art
hey all. as any of you know, the imagies i post to b3ta usaily(whatever) arent pretty good, mainly cause i dont know how to shop very well. well, neway, i mostly draw freehand, and i thought i'd recreate a simple peice and post it here for y'all. tell me what you think.

it was origanly hand drawn on a peice of note paper much smaller, and in pen. i redid it on the computer the way i would have liked it to look.
gallery
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# is that
Tom Green? Can we have a dead moose please?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I thought
it was new_matt wearing a wig.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# a
different
wig?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# cheek
i have all my own hair. i keep it in a box in the cupboard.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# my bum is on
the board.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# tell him to pull up a penguin
and post a picture then!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i believe it's a portrait
of toulouse-lautrec

[edit ] and i like it!!!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# maybe
i got to work sunday nights for 14 hours straight, and after ive been up for 20 hours or so straight i start to see weird images in the glare off the windows from the street lights outside, so i doodle some of it down sometimes.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I like!
kinda Picasso-esque minimalist line-drawing like.

Very woo!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# well
at least one person likes it :) *w00t!*
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# but...
I'm nearly large enough to be a crowd!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Excuse Me
The picture is different/clever - But what's with the spelling?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)
# cant
simple as that
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I find something questionable about that...

w/y
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# woooooooooo
ah thats freakin awesome. i never noticed that before
w/y 2u2
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
#
it's the product of dial up, the mind wanders as the image slowly renders from top to bottom.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Galloway Is Innocent
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# innocent
I tells ye innocent
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# As is
Bill Stickers!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I read
that he was gonna be prosecuted.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# sofa #14


btw - all the sofa stuff is now here
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)
# That's very silly!
...and it makes me glad that I don't see enough daytime TV to know who they actually are!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Nasty putdown.
w/y/h!

As in I wish someone would put down that nasty thing

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# top notch
well done again
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:57, archived)
# thankyou
!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# excellent collection
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# many thanks
:)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Love love love...
Them all!!

Jeez, these tunes still pop into me head, Beloved anyone?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
my favourite has to be the
'I fancy you'
'Do you really'
'No'

classic ;)

they're damn good..
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# excuse me whilst I threadwaste
to spam my take on the pinball song from Sesame Street - Eleven Twelve
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# yay
I love this music - more braces tower
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Ah-ah-ah
How I love to count!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Threadwaste Jack
Look what comes up when you search for Nazi PR Officer on Monster.co.uk
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Did
anyone see the news story about the job centre bloke who got the sack for posting a joke hitman wanted ad..?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Oooh
I ain't heard that song for ages.

Woo to the fucking Yay!

If you want to try your hand at Little Richard's song about his rubber ducky, I will love your forever...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# that's
ace.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# yay
I am listening and loving it right now...

oh, as a jack: I just saw the Trek/Worm IsItReal in the spazz, and I was wondering about the location of this "pixel per metre" place... google shows nothing?

Edit: NM, I used the wrong spelling of "metre" (i.e. the right spelling, but it's an american site.)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Or
you could look at the front page...

:-)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hm?
where?

no, google gives too many responses for "front page"... ;-)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)
# haha
magnificent

Bet you found it hard to get the original of that in decent quality. For it only comes in shit quality on the net.......
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)
# I
just used the shit quality one. I had to a bit handy with the EQ mind you...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# K-list celebrities beware
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# wot no parka?
still it made me laugh...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I did one yesterday
I'm trying to cut down :)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I saw
It's hard to break an addiction like that.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# i find wearing a poncho instead
is an adequate substitute.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# If you were unfortunate enough to watch it last night
Tuffers did a lacklustre parka batman in his clear plastic poncho
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# it's not the same though
is it really!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# bloody minor celebrities
come over here, steal our childish games and can't even do them properly. i ask you.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ask me what?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# how do you get two whales in a mini?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# photoshop them in there
next question
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# (apologies to Carter USM)
Parka Batman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# dear gods
i used to like carter usm. there are also unconfirmed reports that my brother may know fruitbat.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Everyone knows someone who knows someone in Carter USM.
This is 100% of FACT.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# not true
although I did know someone who promoted them when they were still doing the pub circuit
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# they autographed my friend's
tits
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
excellent, sir.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# shaggy
anyone know where i can download the music video of "mr lover lover, ooo smooth like silk, mr bombastic-a semi fantastic..." ? etc etc
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I bet it's hosted
by The Quo
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Shocking pictures
of a man's senseless death are leaked to public outcry...


Clicky piccy for full story...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# is he called Derek
by any chance
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Pfffffffffft!
You're both fucking sick!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# that
made me grit my teeth, that was beyond groaning....
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Ahem.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# fucking
stupid cnut.

that is all.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# You mean to say
you don't think people would spot my two silly additions to the story..?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:50, archived)
# when not jumping around like morons...
for menial kids TV, the Teletubbies earn a little extra money working as monitors in a Beijing LAN centre...


(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# what does
"w00t" mean anyway?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# its something LAN people say
it means "yay" AND "what the hell just happened?"

according to my friend who is somehow geekier than me.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# LAN people?
Wow.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# beware
they're not of our kind...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
#
It means:

We Owned the Other Team

Over time it simply became an exclamation of exuberance and elation, and got a little bit 1337 by replacing the 'o' with '0'.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# The armoured tortoise


Just don't provoke the little bugger
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# ouch
nice anim
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# need one for the garden
to keep the badgers away.
w/y/h : )
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# certifiably excellent
it's offical.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I always wondered if the plural of moose is mice
now im really confuzled
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
#
I'm confulzed too

woo to you!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# mooses
and mouses

like gooses

and grouses
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# w/y/h
me like it lots. me cat hungry
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# woo
and if you have a sheep and a sheep you have sheep.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# that explains those wierd mouseholes
great pic
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# zookeepers find odd ways to pass the time...

chefs do too
morning all.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# owls of laughter
:)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# wow!
i often wish i could push an owl through my legs!

PS. Woo! I think thats really fab!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Ooooooooooooo.
You sarky fuck!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# what?
I really do!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# nice trick
if you can pull it off
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# that's
great
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Nothing to worry about - it's official
polling blair and 'gorgeous' lady wife
"There IS no cover-up," Mr Blair was reported as saying yesterday.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I feel almost dirty using such an obvious meme
but I just couldn't stop myself.

It is real. I have the award for it on my mantlepiece.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# oh no!
you've mixed star wars and star trek! if they actually touch the whole world will explode!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)
# trek wars
a new competition?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Tek War
an old horror...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# I was worried about that, see.
but its not like I'm mixing dilithium with ...whatever it is they use in Star Wars. (And there's no Millenium Falcon on 1 Pixel per Metre.Bastards.)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# there is
but it is tiny.

it in the small vessel from starwars bit.

small then boba fetts ship according to them
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# There is?
I'll have to go have another look.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# what happened
to the SWASTIKA lot?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Don't cross the memes
Aaarghh!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I saw...
..that happen on the way home from the pub
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Thats where I took the photo!
Did you notice me standing there?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Is this the time
to tell you that I helped to draw that Enterprise?

I'm a Trek geek!!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# no
or yes, I dont know
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# eric hated early morning breath


after a hard night on the catnip
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# My cat says:

EDIT: Are tiny cat's cocks considered SFW?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# does he say
owt else?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)
# depends
if hes northern enough to use the word "owt"
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i'm northern enough to use it
and i'm a southern ponce.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)
# me too
I'm plymouth born and bred.

but I know a northerner. (it's ok, just the one) and his vernacular rubbed off on me.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# nowt
(meaning nothing)
owt means something.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# kind
of means 'anything' as well though dunnit.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# ya gotta love
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# UNCLEAN!
UNCLEAN!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# don't care if it's been done before
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Pat! Pat!
What have you done to me Pat?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)
# you cow, pat!
ba dum tish
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# She looks
ever so happy there.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)
# she's chewing a marble
with thirdman's soul in it...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# you know he's not coming tomorrow
right?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:29, archived)
# yes
but he did day he MIGHT change his mind

I think he's probably quite happy they got rid of him at last - it's been going on for weeks and I know he wasn't that happy...
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# weeks?
i thought it had been dragging out for months.

anyway, he gets three months' pay as severance, he told me, so no need to dive into the job market. he can afford to blow oput ONE interview, shurely?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# eeggggsfuuuckingsaaaaaaactly
give him a call

choice has his number
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# so do i
want it?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# yes please
in m3333333g333r
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# *munch munch*
tastes strangely like Frazzles
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Frazzled
peasant!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:37, archived)
# .
here's one I did (much, much) earlier.



/old_bandwagon
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# bloody
great!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)
# that
is great.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# superb!
i love doing these

[edit]didnt read the placque properly. Genius!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# mcfly!!!
ho ho

x
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# so do
I!

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Womblehound's
make great pets and they'll tidy up for you too

(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)
# i love him
i want three!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)
# 3
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)
# it's the magic number
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yes it is
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yes it i
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it's the magic number
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# three of clubs!
is this your card?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no
my card has my name and business address on it.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# somewhere
in this hip hop soul community
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# you're two nice
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)
# nice nice!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# no, i'm free!
free! free!

finals over. graphics was a doddle =D
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# woo!
you diddled you exams!

I'm telling teacher


(well done you!)
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)
# i pootled the answers
out of letters in the question
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# both cunning
and sly. Well done.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I want
one two
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)
# 1
2
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)
# not one two,
one two
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)
# well he got one two,
and a free one with his two.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)
# ooh a special offer.
can I have one too?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)
# no
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:32, archived)
# stingy
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# well
the offer was only available while stocks last.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# old but..
11 was a racehorse 2 was 1 2 11 1 1 race 22 1 1 2
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Testing, testing.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:27, archived)
# he's precious
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Sister Mister

For no other reason than I used to be taught by a nun who looked like a bloke!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)
# It's Ian Mckellan
shurely
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)
# SIR Ian...
Shirley ?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# evidently
it's a really old bust of a guy who was in the original colonisation of the us.... apparently this is a fact
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Looks like Ian Mc Kellan's rougher older brother...
WYH!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I can think....
...of no better reason!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)
# I hate food poisoning

I bet they're all in it together
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)
# He He
nicley done!
(, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

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