finally
the wedding they had both dreamed of for so long
news for those who don't know
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:03,
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news for those who don't know
cue
reposts of inflatable church pics from christmas/new year's...
nice usage though, complete with spacehoppers - and you can't go wrong with spacehoppers!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:05,
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nice usage though, complete with spacehoppers - and you can't go wrong with spacehoppers!
I can think of
other inflatable things. Can you think of any other inflatable things?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:07,
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probably glasscock
but so damn funny, in a geeky sort of way...
The timeline of the internet
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:59,
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The timeline of the internet
hahahaha!
they hate apple!
plus, best quote ever "Blogging invented. Promises to change the way people bore strangers with banal anecdotes about their pets."
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:02,
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plus, best quote ever "Blogging invented. Promises to change the way people bore strangers with banal anecdotes about their pets."
Hahaha
"Real Audio released, allowing users to listen to halting bursts of static in real time."
's good
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:03,
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's good
hehehehehehehehehe
i love him!
woo and yay to you mr sheep, thats brilliant
[edit]and as an authority on the matter, that is fabulous dancing
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:59,
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woo and yay to you mr sheep, thats brilliant
[edit]and as an authority on the matter, that is fabulous dancing
Yeah, I love that pic, to the MAX!
I think "to the MAX!" shall be my saying of the day, and i'll say it to the MAX!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:01,
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He is my cat! Soho Joe
I love it!!!
He really is such a star,a real wonder cat.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 16:37,
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He really is such a star,a real wonder cat.
splendiferous
he's got that "I'm trying as hard as I can" look.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 17:41,
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Mechanical Animal #11
A parent and child Bulboon
Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant Pylion
Wren-ch Motorpike
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:52,
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A parent and child Bulboon
Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant Pylion
Wren-ch Motorpike
!
bulboon is probably the most marvellous word i've heard all day!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:57,
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good it is. good.
but. today's saint you ask? why, it's st juliana or norwich
just for you country bumpkins out there
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:49,
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just for you country bumpkins out there
ahhh, very clever meeester bovine
but not quite clever enough...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:50,
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St. Boner =/
I'll never live it down. Though it's better than St. Herpes. Or St. Impotence.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:50,
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She must have been from Norwich
why would anyone "choose to move there" ..!?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:51,
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Oh do I?
Or was it implied... I'm from wales, I live somewhere far worse
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:53,
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That is true
and nobody commented... hail to the kitty! The new patron saint of b3ta, pet of julian of norwich!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:54,
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arf
just a tip for future reference, that would look better as a gif, and would even come out smaller too
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:48,
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I have a nice shot of the last time b3ta crashed
hasn't done that to me though
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:50,
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Oh i tried,
but he was made of too stern a stuff. He lost a leg and his arm was mauled, but to his body his head remained firmly attached.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:49,
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Bouncy Church
this isn't photoshopped! It's for real, what's the world of entertainment and jest coming to.
Clickerty Click :news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/dorset/3022825.stm
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:42,
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Clickerty Click :news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/dorset/3022825.stm
well i am soooooooooooooooo sorry,
but i haven't seen it yet!My apologies to the original poster!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:45,
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no
worries, I'm yet to find anything on the net that hasn't been here before.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:56,
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Everyone knows
you've got to take your shoes off before you get on a bouncy castle, I don't see why bouncy churches should be any different.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:05,
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GOURDS
search google for gourds, it's a yellow-ish one on a blue speckled background.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:56,
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yesterday
I gave you a link to a glasscock in the thread you asked for one in - I also asked you what other memes you wanted and got no reply...
the church isn't a meme 'cause it's not used in anything, it's just a glasscock.
and here's your link to a glasscock: mysite.freeserve.com/jh4cb3ta/normal_glasscock.jpg (over 200KB)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:58,
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the church isn't a meme 'cause it's not used in anything, it's just a glasscock.
and here's your link to a glasscock: mysite.freeserve.com/jh4cb3ta/normal_glasscock.jpg (over 200KB)
Yes, thanks.
I was wondering what other memes there were. There was a sliding girl mentioned once. Does the golf sale have an original picture? Probably been done but I was going to make an "all your memes, are belong to b3ta"
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:07,
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it has been done
there's no single original golf sale as such, it's just a very common sign around Nodnol and other large towns/cities.
Sliding girl I've never heard of - d'you mean Sturdy Girl? She's not been around for ages and ages.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:14,
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Sliding girl I've never heard of - d'you mean Sturdy Girl? She's not been around for ages and ages.
I hope missing won't mind but you
should see her alan and dave picture
here
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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here
<a href="http://www.louisblack.cjb.net" target="_blank">www.louisblack.cjb.net</a>
lol...hilarious flash cartoons...a bit obscure...but good!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:41,
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mate
put your code in the main bit and not in the title and it should work.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:44,
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you can't posy linkys in the subject
and if it isnt' yours you shouldn't really post it at all
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:44,
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i don't know
if the link is funny, and not too old, people tend not to mind.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:46,
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actually
you're probably right. i'm in a bad moood, so ignore me.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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oh, i see
never posts, never says anything, then pops up to insult me? tsk, some people...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:52,
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it's
all i live for :)
I am a touch under the weather, and i blame you and your steenking cold.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:59,
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I am a touch under the weather, and i blame you and your steenking cold.
well,
the fact that he's sitting at all makes it poifectly obvious.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:10,
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He will be
he's just relishing the anticipation. Dirty sod that he is.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:17,
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ahhh
i remember when you could put form inputs and things in the subject lines. That was fun.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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hahaha
oh yes, people I don't know in boring situations never fail to make me laugh, ho ho ho
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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I'm trying to decide
whether to continue watching that or to stick a lit cigarette in my eye......
Got a lighter?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:02,
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Got a lighter?
its in his profile
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2927870343
and no i'm not your post linky bitch either :P
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:49,
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and no i'm not your post linky bitch either :P
hehe
a twitch and a spong and a grope... what more could you want
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:38,
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morning!
are those bunnies rated PG or higher? they should be if they aint
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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i think bunnies are exempt
from film classification, on account of not being a film :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:58,
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The Cheese Collector V: Enter the Big Cheese
A J2 Productions Film
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:34,
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A J2 Productions Film
That female boxing flick - Girlfight or summink
and The Fast and The Furious.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:57,
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Hmm
It's starting to get like "Star Wars: the quest for more money"
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:37,
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that
picture of Jason Lee is from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...
mmmmmmmm Kevin Smith...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:39,
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mmmmmmmm Kevin Smith...
I don't fancy
trying to get the wrapping off though, he's all barbed wire!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:51,
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fabulous!
I could use one of those as I currently have a Steve McQueen infestation.
Woo!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:43,
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Woo!
how purple
is your purple hair dye? mine came out a more burgandy-reddish than purple... and I've done it twice now since the Easter bash. it keeps fading and it's supposed to be permanent.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:47,
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it's very purple
i ordered it from the garment district in USA. it's called special effects. only cost £17 including bleach and postage and only took a week to get here! i will post a pic when i get it done.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:55,
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ahhh
see I didn't go through the whole bleaching thing.
I've tried taking pictures of mine, but my camera just can't pick up the colour properly.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:01,
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I've tried taking pictures of mine, but my camera just can't pick up the colour properly.
i hope the bleaching thing works
but if i can only get my hair bleached to yellow it may go green! :s
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Tue 13 May 2003, 11:06,
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has trouble
submerging himself in a bath though, I've heard :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:36,
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heh reminds me of the appalling chat-up line
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Easter, I'd visit you between the holidays"
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:50,
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fucking hippy
show him a bar of soap and he'll run a mile.
(too harsh?)
woo to the pun, though!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:34,
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(too harsh?)
woo to the pun, though!
It's a repost I know
but if someone would like to animate it they can feel free!
just the right size for a front page too.... (ahem)
Edit: Incidentally, my last ever repost-without-purpose for the sake of the karma of the board
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:31,
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just the right size for a front page too.... (ahem)
Edit: Incidentally, my last ever repost-without-purpose for the sake of the karma of the board
Umm
everyone else was posting and I have nothing to post... is a repost worse than a threadwaste? I can never tell. Besides we've had about a million people join since paint-mash-man's first outing
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:35,
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well
Reposting is frowned upon because a lot of regular visitors trawl the spaz anyway and its annoying to see things two or three times.
A reposted image in its own thread also pushes newly created work off the bottom of the board. If this is allowed to happen a lot, people become annoyed and repost their pics because "the board goes too fast", which makes it go even faster and everyone gets upset and a big shouting match occurs. It has happened before, and this is why people complain in order to head it off.
Please do not repost, unless it is a relevant repost in a reply to a picture.
Thankyou very much.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:37,
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A reposted image in its own thread also pushes newly created work off the bottom of the board. If this is allowed to happen a lot, people become annoyed and repost their pics because "the board goes too fast", which makes it go even faster and everyone gets upset and a big shouting match occurs. It has happened before, and this is why people complain in order to head it off.
Please do not repost, unless it is a relevant repost in a reply to a picture.
Thankyou very much.
Hey,
you're the moderator. Point taken!
Edit: and you're completely right about the board going faster and faster.. people need to chill out. This place has gotten crazy in the past few months, what with all the press coverage and stuff
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:39,
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Edit: and you're completely right about the board going faster and faster.. people need to chill out. This place has gotten crazy in the past few months, what with all the press coverage and stuff
ahhh
actually, i am THE moderator. I own the whole of the internet, me.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:42,
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I think everyone's made a donation now except me
maybe I shouldn't have said that...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:44,
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it's not obligatory
mind you, i can only say that cos dr phil's not here to threaten me ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:46,
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Hmm
"You are... the moderator."
Said in a Max from Flight of the Navigator stylee.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:43,
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Said in a Max from Flight of the Navigator stylee.
on the subject of caped crusaders
Thanks to Tedious for posting the link and CCC & co for helping me waste a good 2 hours this morning admiring the mysterious genius of the monkey man. Thought a show of appreciation was in order.
I salute thee. Am spellbound.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:34,
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I salute thee. Am spellbound.
Are you my photoshop bitch today or something?
That is rather frantic, isn't it
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:36,
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no
it wonderful and ....
well ok its dirty ... and wrong and I want another beer
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:38,
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well ok its dirty ... and wrong and I want another beer
Dirty and wrong,
my two favourite words...next to "More pie?" of course.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:43,
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cwumbs. Nice one.
plus thorpe wants in on the CD action bovey. Can you report to me33eng3r please?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32,
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I like it,
I emailed the Corporation last night, Give it a couple of days I might get a reply.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:41,
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Look into Adam Hart Davis' eyes
Look into his eyes, you love him, you want to send him money, you want to send him mooneey.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:29,
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Look into his eyes, you love him, you want to send him money, you want to send him mooneey.
His name
was Harold, and it really pissed him off when his mates called him Edward
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