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winner of national galactic photo awards

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Sixola, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

is that real?

etc etc woo by the way

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

i spent

most of the moring on that one

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Sixola, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:42, archived)

time well spent

though even better spent if you are being paid at the same time

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)

Laugh?!!?

I certainly did! Must create Woo/Yay image for things like this... Hmmmmm, where's me PSP gone?

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

goodness!

looks real to me!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)

even with a broken wing, Derek found ways to have fun

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_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeee!

bungy birdie!

did I spell that right??

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

Woo !

extreme sparrow !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

yay !

(TO THE MAX of course)

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oCo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

woo yay!

what a perky little tail he has! is he a wren?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

I aint gettin on no plane

foo

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

*PARP*

*HONK*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

are there new icons then?

oooh, what are they?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

you have to pay

again to get more icons.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:38, archived)

To the

robert MAXwell?

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

i know

i just wondered what they were before i parted with my hard-earned

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

the skull

and the scary smilie face.
Though they are about to be retired (allegedly) and replaced with some of the icon compo winners.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)

ive got me a fluffy messenger one too now : )

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:58, archived)

too. it's lovely!

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:04, archived)

Arf

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sick_boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:38, archived)

Mind

piss =/

See now I know what that means. Wheeeee.

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

It's amazing what you find on a blade of grass...

(maddave, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

Quick ...

Mow the lawn!!!

(Zed Smith, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

came off my bike at the weekend and there fore cant hummus properly

so have a rocket bear racing repost

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

Reposting is frowned upon because a lot of regular visitors trawl the spaz anyway and its annoying to see things two or three times.

A reposted image in its own thread also pushes newly created work off the bottom of the board. If this is allowed to happen a lot, people become annoyed and repost their pics because "the board goes too fast", which makes it go even faster and everyone gets upset and a big shouting match occurs. It has happened before, and this is why people complain in order to head it off.

Please do not repost, unless it is a relevant repost in a reply to a picture.

Thankyou very much.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

can someone remember to

pick up this bastards soap box when hes finished with it? ive done my back in
runs...well....hobbles

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

shut it you. :-P

He was giving you some advice, and telling you why we don't like reposts.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

well excuse me

mr my mouse hand works and i can hummus

mine doesnt and i cant :p

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:42, archived)

my hummus is very intermittant

i used to post pics nearly every day, now its more like once or twice a week, if that. I don't use it as an excuse to repost, because I know what happens when reposts go unchecked, and its not pretty.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)

what?

would you prefer it if i just shouted "STOP FUCKING REPOSTING?!" thats what usually happens, and its not very nice.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

actually

yeah i would......
i been a member (read semi lurker) here for long enough to know the rules
but im badly broken and thought that posting what imho is tcnically one of my better peices may massaage my damaged ego.... instead i get a lecture from you when a simple
"REPOST!!!!!"
would have sufficed

thank m8
your a real help

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:45, archived)

So you reposted a picture

and knew that people would moan about it?
So why repost?
Confused of B3ta.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:47, archived)

because my original post

was done at about 2am
i wasnt sure if people had seen it
and i dont think anyone would have even noticed it was a repost if i hadnt mentioned
it

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:02, archived)

sounds like you damaged your sense of politeness too

and not just your evidently large ego ;)

go have a lie down

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)

That is very nice (TO THE MAX!)

much better than people just jumping on reposts.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

fair enough

but I want a tamagotchi to download, and despite my plea at the bottom of the page, (ta for the viz one) no one has got back to me - so I'LL ASK AGAIN.

;)

Sorry, I'm jobless and so am feeling lippy

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

look here

www.google.com

:D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

not much of a tamagotchi

more like some kind of electronic searching index thingy if you ask me.

Thanks anyway, although I think you might have grasped the wrong end of the firework.

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:46, archived)

I'm not sure that many people

here are big tamagotchi fans. which might be why. I doubt they were maliciously withholding this information

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:44, archived)

I see

Im 26, so I'm probably a bit old to keep in with all of you youngsters and your modern trends.

Its all Digimonsters and Playstation 64s nowadays

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:48, archived)

how old do you think

most of us are?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)

no....30

no... hang on.......

25 1/2?

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)

roughly!

there are some really old people too

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:54, archived)

is it thebear that's 103?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)

Yup

Someone's older than him though. A Bob of some description I think

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:55, archived)

is that mental age

real age, or age in dog years?
anyway the answer seems to be 14 recently.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:53, archived)

ruffin-shmuffin

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:56, archived)

We're old enough

to forgetting to type of our words

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:16, archived)

I'm frowning

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

did you hurt yourself?

My best mate got himself a zx6r at the weekend. Its his first bike, and I fear for his long term health.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

I've got FOUR

ZX's.

Two ZX81's and two ZX Spectrums

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

not so fast on the motorway are they eh?

Although the rubber keys are quite comfy to sit on.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

hehe

i would too
but if hes sensible he knows his skill and wouldnt have got a bike that he cant handle
and yeah
my back is killing me and i landed on my mouse wrist which is why i cant hummus

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

yow!

though you could always use this as an excuse to blag a graphics tablet off your boss ;)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:50, archived)

Ah so you've flown

British Bear-ways

(don't hurt me)

(Zed Smith, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

wow i can now spell

(kids taste better with chips, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

*sploot*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

heheeh

I hadn't wanted to say anything... well done for spotting it, or having it pointed out and correcting it.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:34, archived)

ARF!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:34, archived)

mornin all

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:31, archived)

TO The MAX!

yeah!

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

yeah!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:34, archived)

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sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

very

true :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:33, archived)

Garbage

as in the band from New Zealand or Australia or wherever it is that people are all upside down?

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:33, archived)

Scotland, I think

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munkt0n, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

scotland and america

i believe

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

that

Shirley Manson bird or whatever her name is takes it up the arse apparently !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

i couldn't possibly comment as i've never met her or attempted sexual intercourse with her

i do believe however that certain ladies do participate in anal sex as an aid to carnal enjoyment.

i have no idea whether ms manson is one of them

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

scotland, america, and squidland

actually. *FACT*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:38, archived)

i'd forgotten about the squiddish guitarist

the notes he gets are amazing

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

Huh?

Only Garbage I know of has a scot and 3 americans...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:40, archived)

Excellent!

I couldn't agree more.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:34, archived)

is that

speedcore?

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

Pointless pinata donkey thing

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

magic donkey magic donkey

coloured knitted beast
magic donkey, you're much better
than a flock of geese

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:26, archived)

Don't start rhyming ...

Everyone'll join in!!!

(Zed Smith, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:29, archived)

TO THE MAX!!!!!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:29, archived)

TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

TO THE TOWER!!!!

RAPUNZEL!!!!!

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:33, archived)

TO THE MOON

ALICE!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

DO THE HUSTLE!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

AND HOW WILL

WE DO IT?

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:41, archived)

THATS THE TIMEWARP.

THE HUSTLE IS A DIFFERENT SONG.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT ACTUALLY HAS AN ASSOCIATED DANCE.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:42, archived)

OH YES THERE IS

HAVE A LOOK HERE : franklarosa.com/vinyl/MiscImg/hustle.gif

BUY THE VIDEO: www.dancestudent.com/dvd_hustle_beginner.html

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:49, archived)

i'm looking forward to the bit

where i learn the "Pump Progressive"

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:51, archived)

Me too.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:52, archived)

To the BARRICADES

... and the MAX!

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:39, archived)

Brightened my day

Although I now have the urge to hit stuff with a stick.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:27, archived)

................

...........I would.

(1 0\|\|z j00, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:27, archived)

nooo

poor donkey, kids will hit him with stick eventually

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munkt0n, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

Don't know why...

but I like that :)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

i read that as Pinta Donkey

and wasn't sure how you'd get a whole donkey in such a small vessel...

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:32, archived)

you'd haff to vessel vith it

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:33, archived)

Play it cool foo

luverly juberly

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

thats great

and here is a relevant repost

to the MAX!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:25, archived)

i love that so much

to the MAX!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:26, archived)

Thanks!

TO THE MAX!!!!!!!1

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

I can't ever start the day

without sucking on a crazy phoo

(Zed Smith, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

You plonker

that am fab

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:29, archived)

: )

why thank you!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

I ain't

flyin' on no plane, foo

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

It's a horrible place

www.glasscockisland.com

is this in itself GC

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

Sorry I don't do urls with the word cock in 'em

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Mond, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

It is

SFW - mind you i guess anything not work related should be NSFW

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:26, archived)

Ok I've broken that rule and had a peek

There's pictures. They are not pretty. Dead animals and stuff.

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Mond, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

What's horrible

about ridding the world of the ferocious and carniverous (not to mention SARS-carrying) deer?

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:29, archived)

sloppy bandwagon hoppage

but I couldn't resist the pun

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

puns

are what keep us going!

me likey

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

wooooooooooooooooo!

i want one of those!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

and some purple hair dye

if i'm totally honest

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:25, archived)

purple hair dye

am de bestest

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:27, archived)

needs

a picture of said dye & hair

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Traducer, Tue 13 May 2003, 12:53, archived)

Opps they've left their printer open for all to print to.

physxerox1.phys.uh.edu/p_down.htm

(I,Robert, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:21, archived)

poor souls

can we send them pictures of flowers and kittens to make their day better?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

Or porn.

Lots of porn.

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s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

Noooo

send it all to me!!!

(Zed Smith, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:34, archived)

i might print something thats says

i love you all

or your all gay

i cant decide

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

both!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

Text only but you could use this

www.magicofbooks.co.uk/modules.php?name=Ascii_Artist

(I,Robert, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

I like that

I've seen another but I like this one better

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

I used to have a nifty little app that did those

mosascii or something

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munkt0n, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:38, archived)

you could send

something in postscript

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Spoon, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:38, archived)

there is a few out there

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=p_down.htm+xerox&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

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Spoon, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

this

strangely, their printer appears to be low on paper

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:30, archived)

This one's in the uk

printer44.dcs.gla.ac.uk/p_down.htm

(I,Robert, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:33, archived)

i've got friends at glasgow

they'd love some random stuff to come out of the printer

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

only two of them

actually work. i've printed out a bit of text pointing out that anyone on the internet can access them and they want to close the hole

sorry to be a spoilsport. they probably won't take any notice anyway

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Spoon, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

Its a bit stupid allowing

remote access to them!

(I,Robert, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:37, archived)

not that daft

i sometimes print things out in an office 200 miles away, it's quicker than faxing or sending them the file and asking them to print it

i wouldn't let anyone on the internet do it though

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Spoon, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:43, archived)

Peter Reid tries his hand at another profession

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:21, archived)

I fear that no one will no who he is,

or what football or cricket are either.

Im playing cricket in an interdepartmental tournament tonight. I havent played for over 6 years, but thought it would be a great opportunity to throw a hard ball at our partners heads, causing pain and damage with no danger of a written warning from HR.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

I know what football and cricket are

I just don't care about either one.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:25, archived)

prove you know what they are!!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

Cricket

is the one where 2 teams of 11 men dress in identical white outfits and hit small red balls with sticks.

Football is the one where 2 teams of 11 men dress in opposing brightly coloured outfits and kick a balloon around.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:31, archived)

You could be a sports pundit for Sky!!

What about hurling?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:35, archived)

Monkeys heed!

Peter
Peter Reid
Peter Reids got a monkeys heed

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:36, archived)

WOW thats got to hurt!

(kids taste better with chips, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:19, archived)

The story of a crack WWII team

holed up in a country house, administering enimas to each other.

Brings a tear to the eye

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:21, archived)

*whispers*

it's enema

(Mattyboy, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

woo yay

The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN The PAIN

Bloke pulled over for using mobile phone while going at 3 mph in horsedrawn carrage

(Clockwork, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

...

...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING ...the SPELLING

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

From the same site

Funniest thing I've seen all morning

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

is that kate winslett?

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munkt0n, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

Ummm

what "secret" would be unlocked?

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:25, archived)

It's the Birdy Dance (In flash!!!)

:cool:

(Frankie, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:11, archived)

That is indeed brilliant

but unfortunately a bit on the melted sand poultry side

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:14, archived)

I was well bevvied

last time I watched that...

Which explains in no way how I found this site. With flash animations of classic TV idents.

And I honestly don't know what I was searching for when I found it.

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:16, archived)

I like that site

and it's equivalent on the BBC homepage... that one inspired the making of this woo:

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:21, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
And thrice nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

don't quite know why, but I had to get this out of my head.
By the way the book is a cracking read

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:07, archived)

hmm

mindpiss?

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:08, archived)

there is no pain

like being kicked in the oliver sacks, to the MAX!!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:10, archived)

Indeed

A kick to the Jacobs is unlike anything on this Earth. It's my customary response to 'You should try giving birth'.

Though normally results in a live demonstration of knackerular collapse via the introduction of a knee =/

(Pablissimo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:12, archived)

boo-hoo

Over the last few days your site seems to have been judged as having "adult content" according to the bastard firewall...

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:13, archived)

you must be joking

my site is about as clean as they come.
Cripes, I barely even use bad language.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:17, archived)

how odd

it's there now. Someone's toying with me. That must be it!
(tee-hee, you're not that clean, you said "come")

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

I've stuck it up

on MSN, so it's not blocked.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

You're too kind

Thank ye.

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butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:28, archived)

crikey, no

what what?

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

that's

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:15, archived)

I just got the sack

...and it wasn't even my fault. My manager left, so they fired me too... Now I'm miserable, because I have to get a new job.

There's only one thing that would cheer me up, and that is for someone to tell me where I can download a desktop tamagotchi pet, so I can starve it and goad it and feel better through hideous cruelty.

Even better if I could change what it looks like and then make it funny and silly and then put it back up for you all to play with.

I'm going to have a fair bit of time to work on it by the looks of things.

:(

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:06, archived)

are you still in the office?

Go and put porn all over your bosses desktop wallpapers while they're out of their offices, to the MAX!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:09, archived)

that's boring.

Take a screenshot of their desktops, use that as a wallpaper and move all the icons out of the screen and watch them reboot the box over and over again...

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:12, archived)

Haha brilliant!

Or switch the icons for their desktop programs and have them all lead to goatse.cx! To the MAX!

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:13, archived)

TO The MAX!

just wanted to say that again

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:18, archived)

Had to be done

to the max... :)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:27, archived)

Uf you put it to an active desktop thing

you can tell it to hide all teh desktop icons

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:14, archived)

but then

they might be able to get them back...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:17, archived)

to the MAX

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:22, archived)

that is a genius idea...

*runs off to screw with mates head*

(ed_case, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:15, archived)

Tamalamahoochie pets

are on the path to the dark side

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:10, archived)

you got the sack

or made redundant?

if you got fired because someone else left, I'd check up on unfair dismissal laws...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:10, archived)

they can't fire you for someone else leaving

check with your local CAB they might be able to help

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raw-edge, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:12, archived)

Or simply bring an assault rifle to work

and get some "severance payback"

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:15, archived)

yeah!

TO THE MAX!

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:20, archived)

Girls who are on the rag often rely on pads.

TO THE MAX

I!

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:23, archived)

marshamllows

are the answer.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:11, archived)

poor you

now you can begin a campaign of mailing dog shit to your old company from random places!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:11, archived)

ok ok ok

well, alright - I was made redundant and not sacked, but that makes it sound like I work in a mill or something - and anyway, I'm only on a weeks notice.

Love the screenshot grabbing icon hiding fun naughtyness though.

So, any Tamagotchis then - I want to change the look and make a special B3TA one which does things normal ones dont - like sneak into your boss's room and play with his computer icons and stuff.

Thanks pals!

(el_pollo_diablo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:16, archived)

go to the toilets immediately

and snap off all the ball valves in the bogs, that'll learn 'em

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munkt0n, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:13, archived)

feeling for you dear boy.

happened to me last december days before i was off skiing, so got the boot and then was obligated to blow all my savings on getting pissed and making random abusive phonecalls to various old bosses.

still the good bit is they went bust and i got a much better new job so chin up son!

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Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Tue 13 May 2003, 11:16, archived)

you could try

www.viz.co.uk 's queen mumagotchi. without enough gin she dies.

also, you could set all your colours to black so it looks like the screen has died

You should definitely see your trade union about your position though. sounds actionable to me.

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atomboy, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:16, archived)

There's a Queen Mum one

on the Viz website

(Mattyboy, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:24, archived)

Die Another Deity

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:06, archived)

repost

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:07, archived)

hahaha

that is ace

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:09, archived)

why is the time in the corner?

or even the time in a few minutes - is it the apocylylypse?

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_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:07, archived)

the original release date

methinks, but i dunno.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:08, archived)

haha!

he did as well.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:08, archived)

Diety?

hehehe, you mean Deity, surely? to the max?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:08, archived)

err, yeah

whoops

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:09, archived)

Remember:

I before E, except after C. Or in Deity. Or Weird.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:11, archived)

or their, or caffeine,

or quite a lot of words. it's a bit of a rubbish saying really.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:17, archived)

yes. it should be

i before e, except where it isn't.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:21, archived)

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:06, archived)

thats insane

TO THE MAX!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:08, archived)

oh no!

will they put me away?

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:10, archived)

yes

no
maybe
i don't know*

*delete as appropriate

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:11, archived)

fuggin' ell

to the MAX you say?

w00t!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 11:12, archived)

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