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byeeeeeeeee and thanks for the fp you wuvly ppl

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?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

yay

for b3ta nightshift

(norumbegan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

I've just got back

but night night pecker!

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

G'night sweetheart

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

...well it's time to go...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

g'night

woo! to that.

And woo! to whichever lovely mod deleted the thread above.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

Threadjack....

I'm still confused---it the nightshift still gaytime or is it something else

*coughpiratetimecough*

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

super-happy-fun time actually

gay time is no more

*cough* we wanted to keep pirate time special for sept 19th

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

SUPERHAPPYGNUTIME

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

That is possibly my greatest typo ever.

There aren't enough super happy gnus about.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

good evening

This is the GNU'S

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

and finally

they've finally abolished hanging
that is the end of the noose

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

drunktime

cos it's when I get back from the pub and get slapped by Reverend Dan

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

*slap*

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

Drat

I knew I shouldn't have mentioned that
/falls over

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

It's...

GAY PIRATE TIME!!!!!!!

Yarr, ducky!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

It can't be pirate time

because that would detract from nation talk like a pirate day, i think it's just super happy fun time

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

true...true...

thanks for clearing it up. Happy Fun Time it is!!!

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

*ahem*

super happy fun time

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

EXcuse me

sorries :(

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

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matsimpsk, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

it's

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

The Simpsons

was a bit super-happy-fun today, with all that navy lark, wasn't it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

Is the poop deck

what I think it is?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

that is one of

the best episodes ever.

"nucular... it's pronounced nucular.... nucular"

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

you've just reminded me

of the episode where they go to Japan and go on a gameshow called "Super-happy-family-fun-challenge-quiz-show"

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

yes!

woo!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

i saw that

thats one of my favorites (FACT)
i especially liked the TV show that gave everyone seizures (Homer faked one)

(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

that's based on

100% FACT! as well....*

*factual percentage may be less than specified

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

no it is fact

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

i remember,

there was a flashy bit in one cartoon that gave epileptics fits, but there was no warning of it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

Pokemon

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

wasn't that

pokemon in japan? all these kids started flapping about and drooling a bit when pikachu went off on one. naturally, we got the watered (slowed) down version.

Edit - aaaaaaaaargh mindpiss

(roboglitch, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

made the news...

...did that. I remember reading about it

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beefandcheese, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)

wish-show i think

but woo anyway

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

Arrrrgh

28 days later, Pratchett accepted.

But the SIMPSONS.

Do not go there ;)

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

excuse me? >

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

how did you do that?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

I'm clever

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

slag.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

this is a test >

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

Apologies

Last week we discussed 28 days later and Practchet both of which you were anti

But dont criticise the Simpsons or I'll cry (or puke one of the two)

*this post was alcohol assisted*

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)

i wasn't criticising the simpsons

it's my favourite show, i was merely picking up on supermoore's tiny error...

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)

Arse

Least we found something we can agree on ;)

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

fucking typical

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

i have succeeded

in naming 1 5-a-side fooball team and 3 discrete and seperate pub quiz teams:-
Super Lucky Family Best Squad 72

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fishsticks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

I thought

the John Waters guest episode was prolly a bit more super-happy-fun though.

"hot stuff, coming through"

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

yay!

you tell 'em Macca

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

i think he might prefer it is you said

"Macca, you tell 'em"

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

'sir' macca in fact

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

exactly

spread the word brother

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

Ha!

confidence...having large breasts does not give you confidence
trust me on this

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

But it

Does for the men looking

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

women having large breasts gives men confidence?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

Replace confidence

With dribbling schoolboy

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)

That is a genuine

Breast-enhancement advert, found by asking Google image search for pictures of "breasts"

(kryptik, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:12, archived)

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)

Chance of me not finding that funny ever

Tiny

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

I think

You already have...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)

Fucker!!

Wanker wanker wanker.

(Bastard)

(spoonfeedme, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)

wohw

its that guy

(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*dons leather cap*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

What are you trying to say about Cliff?

He's a babe magnet. I've seen Summer Holiday. They were all over him. And I mean, if he can pull the ladies in a London Bus, give him a decent motor and heaven help 'em.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

And

Sue Barker

Allegedly...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

just this once

i've had a hell of a day. i need to prance about with feather boas.

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

this is the last one you're allowed though

or i'll tell rob on you.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

but surely he knows,

as it was him that poste...

...oh, that rob

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

pfft

if i make it smaller he won't see

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

I have a feather boa

and now I have it on

mmmm... dusty!

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gracielou, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

no it isn't! it's

SUPER-HAPPY-FUN TIME

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

and my organ can barely contain itself

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

is it stretching and resizing itself

all over the place?

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

oh yes

they've taken out the align attribute though, dammit

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

Oooo you cad

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

am i a subconcious pervert

or is that an arppeggio and two quavers?

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lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

mmm

quavers

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

ooh, what i wouldn't give for a good arpeggio

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spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

i'm lucky

if i get a few chords and a semihemidemi quaver.
and its always far too bloody allegro

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lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

Maybe you're a subconscious pervert

and that's an arppeggio and two quavers.
Although I thought quavers were yellow and curly.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

no its a keyboard

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

HEY EVERYBODY!

LET'S FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

What,

together?

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

hahaha

All-time best internet answer to that suggestion

(Cheril, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

Another

satisfied customer.

(Astatine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

Yay!

Everybody dance now...

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

I wouldnt

Nope nosiree.

Not even if you paid me LOADS

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:04, archived)

evening all

I'm pissed

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Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

Bourgeois Bird Feeders

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mozza, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

go on

put your head in there you little twat!

That'll teach you to go for my grass seeds.

Won't it?!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

That made me laugh.

Although a somewhat impractical design. Arf.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

woo

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lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

mmmmmmmm meat

hehe

click for biggie

(Hunting bears, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

is it crap?

(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

I'm just

not sure I understand it

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

its a monkey goat

see

(Hunting bears, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

oh!

It's incredibly sweet :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

mmm, monkey meat...

but it looks so cute.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:08, archived)

run pecker!

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?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

run pecker

run, run, run

reverend dan's chasing you with a flame-throw-er

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

now THAT needs animating!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

tommorow

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?, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

Hows them

Reports going?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

all done thank god

60 of the fuckers

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

I think

You should take them more on activity holidays, you could reduce thast by at least ooooh ten

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

if they repeal the laws on

hitting them it would be far more

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Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

heeheeee

perfect!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

nighty night ppl

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?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

nighty night.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

Aww!

Look at him go!

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Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

woo

i am waiting to see one of those people who hand water out at the marathon hand him a bottle of water
/how sad am i

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

I am liking

the arm flapping

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

exterminate! exterminate!

yay

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lemonhead, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:07, archived)

They are

such a happy family

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PoofBird ~V~, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

It's only when

I reached the fathers face that irealised there was something wrong with that picture!
Woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

pleeeeeease ?

quick&dirty.
his face was irresistable

(rotating bread, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

row

rot a rexpression

stupid primary colour leagues now available on ratemyhue

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

that is possibly the most

anal thing since www.therandomgame.com

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

yup

meant to be :)

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_null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:01, archived)

he apears to have paint coming out of his eye

v cute though

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?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

ooooh

donnie darko flashbacks

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

Yaarrrrgggh!

and, of course, woo

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

Argh!

Symmetry!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

Awwwww.

Run.

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Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

Blimeh!

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Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:10, archived)

May I submit my suggestion for the revamp...

...of the Welsh flag.

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Ambiguous, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

it seems to be missing something.......

but I'm not adding it.

woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

hahaha

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

wellies?

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

BUT WHAT ABOUT

THE MICE?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

ahahahaha

they could possibly incorporate it into the new zealand flag as well

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

i'm half kiwi you know...

there are 20 sheep for every person in new zealand

some percentage of *FACT*

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

enjoy

That's the kind of odds I like

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nocarrier, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

i live in england

but in the countryside so there are still a fair number of sheep

not that i go in for that kind of thing

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

There's more to Wales than sheep y'know!!!

there's err.... leeks! and errr.. coal! (or there used to be... :))

yay! to the pic :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

no.

there's nothing more to Wales than sheep.
FACT.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

there's younger men...

mmm...

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Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

not many older ladies though...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

and singers

with large voices
and shirley bassey but that's nothing to be proud of

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

Anthony Hopkins

and, I think, Richard Burton...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:57, archived)

and burning

holiday cottages...
sorry no offence went to university in bangor...still bear the scars of a Welsh Nationalist hunting party

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Ambiguous, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

Ouch.

Fortunately my cousins managed to settle in there okay.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:03, archived)

Yes Richard Burton

Probably the most famous English man to come out of wales :)
Anthony Hopkins is now an american though

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:00, archived)

They do things differently in the countryside.

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

Hahaha

Fantastic

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matsimpsk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)

Mmmm.

Udders.

Shudders

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Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)

wooo

Last post before i re lurk perminently
Well till tomorrow anyway

(Just Blue, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

Arses

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

It's

In Black and White !
So art not porn !
refrain yourself..

Darn it ! now this has to be my last post !

(Just Blue, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

Sorry

I said it as I saw it

youre right it is art

/i was wanking as i wrote this

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

hahaha

people in the country go to bed with the cows and get up with the chickens...that is to say they go to bed at the same time as the cows and get up at the same time as the chickens...loosly worded sayings can really cause misunderstanding

/pratchett

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

Loose words?

Loose morals more like. Those cows are sluts!

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

Loose Women.

that programme disapointed me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

that program

makes me want to break things

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

There was a loose women programme?

I would have signed up for it.
Oh, a TV programme.

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

there's a programme on sky

with melinda messenger called "loose lips"

that was a huge relief when it turned out to be a talk show

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

*sob*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

Ha ha ha

to both comments and the pic!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

Hehe...

Jacque-de-threadage: In a new advert for Churchill, they talk about how you can win a car by visiting their website (or something), and mention, as a joke, the address www.averysmugpersoninabrandnewsportscar.com - now, I thought about this, and did some sniffing, and the domain's not been registered. Unfortunately, I don't have £30 to buy a .com right now, but if anyone were to do something with it in an introducingmonday.com styleeeee, I thought b3tans would be the people to do it!

EDIT: Too late! I've done it myself at www.dotyou.com! Thanks, M3Essential!

/Evil laugh

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

so tempted

and a dot com is a lot cheaper at www.ukreg.com

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

30 quid???

you can buy a .dot com for $9.75

www.dotyou.com

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

Oooh, I didn't know that!

Ta!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)

welcome

now go do some more Private Eyes, there's a good chap

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

for some odd reason

that pic gave me serious deja vu

I'm disturbed. But I likes it anyway... woo

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pie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

he never really hits her you know

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:42, archived)

Weeee!

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matsimpsk, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

TJ: Has any1 got the link to that Ghost in a jar thing?

i cant seem to find it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

fantastic

do 'deformed rabbit'...it's my favourite

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)

"Sir henry tripps and his men beating the trolls at the battle of psuedopolis"

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

yay!

go Pratchett!

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Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

Well

I'm impressed anyone got that...

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:52, archived)

I'm a bit of a

Discworld geek.

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Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

My lucky day

two gorgoes ly-deez and Pratchett fans

thank you oh (deity of your choice)

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

I prefer

Offler myself.

/Pratchett fan in America! Even more rare!

(norumbegan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:06, archived)

i shall reply in the style of weeble

How rare!

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:11, archived)

Best thing ever

ps. slap rik when you see him next reckless or not

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

why?

what did he do?

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Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

he has a flash file

which is newsletter bound.

20 things that make drive me to drugs (or the somesuchlike). One of which is Pratchett.

Sort it cos youre more vocal than me ;)

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

You've not

been here long, have you?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

Tsk

but noone seems to have got my Shakespeare one though...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

shakespear?

would that be classed as cultcher?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:02, archived)

Weren't he the guy

on the WWI recruitment posters?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:09, archived)

i think

you find that i have check the profile (and add two months lurking time to it )

:-)

(oh shit i'm doing smilleys all over the place now....killl me)

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:58, archived)

Hee hee

*loads gun*
*fires clear over everyone's head, disturbing a small flock of pigeons*
*flies backward in comic recoil disaster*

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:05, archived)

Oooh

"...if we shadows have offended. Forgive us..."

w/y/h

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)

How spiffy.

Now do a gorilla.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

but I've not got a condom.....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)

according to the news today

practically no one has.

(

Batsgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

I saw that

scratch my trip to Fridays at the weekend ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

Scorcese's first foray into gangland culture

didn't go down so well...

(

chilledunit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

ahahaha

hahahhaha

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)

aaaarrrggghhh!

I deleted my "Hams of New Pork" pic about half an hour ago. Typical.

That pic eases the pain though :)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)

Hullo

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3527357933&category=31346&rd=1

Hey, my painting is going great guns on Ebay - Swear words in art - profitable - 100% fact

(

Pete Donaldson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)

nt cu

rather like FCUK?

oh.. i get, plagiarism too!

now that is funny

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

Now THAT

is art.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

ooh

i'd buy those. if i had money.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

<aol language="fr">

Moi aussi!
</aol>

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

I don't know much about art

but I know what I like

(

wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

and?

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

Dunno

(

wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

I like it.

In fact, I'd bid but the freight to Australia would kill me. I think instead I will have to purchase some canvasses and make inspired works!

(

Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

Strangely topical

Most of them come down to Southend when we play them..bastards

w/y/h

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)

What

another Southender..?

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

Born, bred

and pissed.

Our mascots a shrimp? DAMN

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

Yeah

over here in the fashionable west of Basildon we sneer at your attempts at 'professional' football.

What's that? Where does Basildon FC play? Er... erm...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

and to jack me own thread

there's a documentary on "Designer of the Year" on BBC2 at midnight. It's Apple's Jonathon Ive.

(

chilledunit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)

look darling you look fine...

(

?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)

wooooooooo!

flantastic

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

I would

*sigh*

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

"fine?"

what the hell does "fine" mean?

woo!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

hehehe

'so you think what i was wearing yesterday made me look fat?'

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)

yes

of course

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)

*sob*

i'm going to mother's and i may never come back

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:40, archived)

make sure you take

your bloody kids with you.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

fat chance

i've drowned them in the pond.
dont worry they werent yours.

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:45, archived)

too late.

they're locked in my basement.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

ssssssh

dont tell him i sold them to you for scientific experiments, he'll want half the cash, the useless impotent beer swilling bastard

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

hey!

less of the useless!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:48, archived)

sorry, i take it back

the useful as a draft excluder if only he could shut his trap, impotent beer swilling bastard

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

I am so looking forward

to meeting you on Saturday.....

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

i will only dissapoint you...

because it turns me on

(

lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:56, archived)

So you found out

that they're not yours?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

It looks like a hot day

she'll be reaplying her make up every half hour when it keeps melting

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)

Brill

simple as that

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:40, archived)

She's going to start a fight

Any minute now, you can just tell.

Proper good.

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)

ha!

wonderful

(

mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 7:51, archived)

Sue! Top meercat name!

She is a meercat isn't she?

(

Dobbin The Great, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 10:56, archived)

This is the best anim gif ever *FACT*

This place is great:
www.seasidevet.com/supersta.htm

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)

They don't recognise art when they see it.

I can't believe my wanking David didn't FP.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)

backpage!

immediately! ;)

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)

We need a backpage

Need! Need! Need! Need!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)

Yeah

where else would I post my stuff

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)

Would you be classed as

a social outcast if you ever got placed on the backpage?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)

maybe

your glasscock gallery is the backpage

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

it's not far off being that

it'll be updated over the weekend after a long holiday

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

Speaking of nagging...

(

hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)

aaaaaaaaah

that didn't animate the first time i saw it. woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

hahaha

(

rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:34, archived)

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

when i hear the organ swell

my organ swells

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)

hahaha!

that made me giggle out loud

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

I just clicked that about 20 times

willing it to work.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

in my brain it works

just like when someone mentioned playing lemmings on their palm earlier, i spent five minutes imagining tiny green-haired beings falling to their doom on my fingers

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)

If you go "La" each time you hit a key it works

La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)

Cats

4 pounds?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:42, archived)

strange, i actually managed

a toccata and fugue on it.

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:40, archived)

mmm...

i managed a chocolate fudge too

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

whose toccata and fugue?

if it was Widor then i'd be impressed.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)

Bach, D minor.

My personal favorite.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:44, archived)

air on a g string

is my favourite

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

i like anything by Bach

played by Glenn Gould

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

no it was the one that goes

dadada dadadadadada pause dum dum dum ... you know the rest

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:46, archived)

I think that's mindpiss

in a roundabout kind of way.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:47, archived)

an unusual variety :)

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:50, archived)

that's bach.

widor is the one organists play after weddings to show off.

www.laurasmidiheaven.com/Classical/Widor_Toccata-in-F_21973.mid

but they normally play it double this speed

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

that's insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank god i got married in a registry office!
took along my own tape of mozart's clarinet concerto (wife's choice)

(

magoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:53, archived)

Grieg's

Piano Concerto?

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

I can't get it

to go back in it's cage.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

Wow.

Didn't know you could take photos in the mirror that came out that well :P

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)

Ooooooh

*handbags*

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

cunt.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)

Just leave it alone

and hide behind the sofa!

Here...for your guess who thing Probably the worst picture of me ever

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

Love you

/very very 'whats the word' drunk

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:29, archived)

Thanks....

I think...

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)

Has another look

nope.

Still love you

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)

i've seen worse of you

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)

You see

That's why I always put make up on!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:32, archived)

That needs

More than a lick of paint

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:33, archived)

my
fucking
god.

Right, that's it, I'm off for a coffee.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:41, archived)

if that's your worst pic,

i'd like to see your best.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:37, archived)

phil, the titanic's watchman, never saw it coming

the last photo from the titanic

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

It was

At night no?

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

dunno

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

It was

otherwise they would have seena fucking iceberg

unless it was foggy

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

he was posing for the photo, so he didn't see it

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)

Not technically

As that one is being passed...

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

blah

some bollocks about blah arctic circle
blah 24hr daylight blah scientific tilt earth perigee apogee
blah....

stuff.

:@ )
did that help?

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

Not really

Considering painting draawn by survivors and everyones accounts saying it happened at night, oh and a film. But I could let it pass on this occasion...

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:38, archived)

dont be so

f~~~~ing pedantic

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:42, archived)

Yeah I

Should be less, it be a fine picture anywhoo

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:49, archived)

They're

probably circling it or summink...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:36, archived)

Excuses excuses

Why isnt the woman who's getting sex tips on C4 a good looking one that I may meet someday?

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)

Why?

do you think she's an ugly woman you might meet someday?

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:43, archived)

That

was just their excuse for the insurance.

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

"Didnt see

It mate, nah it was, dark, and them, wham!"

"How big was it again?"

"You callin me a liar????"

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

this the last photo from the titanic
didn't you read the quote?
geez

(i am me and various other people, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

You better

Get your story straight otherwise your in for a big bill

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:30, archived)

I'm tired

very tired
night night

Edit: Now it isn't threadwaste

(

hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)

nighty night

matey

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)

now now

be fluffy :)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

woo!

much better :)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

Blimey

think how many father christmas' died to make that

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

1.5

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

(

bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

Sigh

thats the most tempting offer ive had all day

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

repost alert

(

pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

gosh!

what a rude man!

Evening all, what go on?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)

Lemmings.

Loads of the cunts.

(

wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

i fucked you up the arse

with a pneumatic drill

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

A pleasure

Im sure

(

keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

as usual with him

I barely noticed.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

Me too!

Only 40 mins to

Have fun ladies! ;)

(

bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)

*puts on Danni Minogue Record*

*Dons Lederhosen*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

mind you don't get it dirty

don wants that back

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

I've been asking

about this mythical gay time that I hear so much about on the day shift, and i've stayed up late and seen no evidence of it... so I'm going to bed.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

It only really occurs

after midnight

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

ahhh

that's no good, I can't stay up that late... I'm going to be up in about 5 or 6 hours, and I've been up for about 18 hours already.

night night all, be gay for me.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

night

night

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

anyway, it's now

SUPER-HAPPY-FUN-TIME

And soon there will be a song to prove it.....

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)

i wanted to upload a sketch i've done

but they won't allow it on my space. fancy hosting it? msg me if so...

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)

Don't start till 12

but seems to have gone underground anyway

(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

gaytime was banished

by rob.

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)

oooh!

angry italics!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

not angry

just accentuated.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

I passed 3000 today

up from 2000 in just over a week

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

that's prolific

I'm hoping to slip down from 7th the next time rankings are announced.
I'm pretty sure I'll be out of the top 10.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:31, archived)

I've just gone from

chatting all my shit in m3ss3ng3r to doing it on the board. Time to take my brand of bollocks to a wider audience ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:35, archived)

and we're all better off for it

... :-)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)

Would you choose supermarket bollocks

when you could choose Supermoore bollocks?

- of course not!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)

night night

I'm off as well...time to get ready for work :)

I've reached ~ 100posts/day now :)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)

I've been making about that

since I've had super-quick interweb at work. Most of it is talking bollocks of course :)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

Welcome to the club

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

yep

almost all of mine is just chatting, but I don't come to b3ta just to see pics :)

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

this is so true

have you ever read 100% of Gibbon's little essay on threadwasting etc. It's right on the money.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

linky?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

b3ta.com/board/953963

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

yes, that's true

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:27, archived)

remember in harrow

i said i'd past 5k? look at me now...

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

Hang on...

you've seen talking bollocks on here? Must have missed that.

On a completely unrelated point, I made the mistake of typing "Pussy Galore" into Google earlier...fucking hell. I've never seen those bits that close up before...

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)

yay!

www.markdesalvo.com/artwork/plug-socket.jpg
not safe for work.
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

Hehehe

Did you get a shock, my dear?

/tee hee heee!

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:25, archived)

very strange hehehehe

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:26, archived)

why you shouldn't walk around alone at night

greetings & salutations

(

pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)

Cow Muggers

are the next logical progression from Cat Burglars.

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)

sure

those udders are loaded weapons

(

pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)

Were you milking

when you typed that?

(Astatine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:22, archived)

pffft no way

I don't let any cows near me. Evil bastards they are.

(

pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)

oooh

bad things...

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:20, archived)

Moosive

Im so glad i went to the pub

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)

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