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# idea by davemcdave
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# wow!
nice one doktored!
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# you need
a belt round his leg and some foil now
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# and bags round his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# gawd
listen to the voices of experience!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:32, archived)
# its spreading
Fuck this the goverment has to tackle this. Thats how aids in cats spread it's got nothing to do with neutering the bastards
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# but what a huge
"member"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:35, archived)
# haha
i thought it supressed libido?!

Maybe its a cocktail
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:36, archived)
# it's a foot!
maybe a couple of inches at least
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:39, archived)
# cats have little willies
so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:40, archived)
# they do
i accidently found out while tickling my cat's tummy...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:48, archived)
# it's a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:51, archived)
# cats chasing birds - YES
cats chasing dragons - NO
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
he's a junkie
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# looks
catatonic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:32, archived)
# ARG.
terrible.


Now piss off before i hit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ARF
AAAAAARRR mehearties
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# *groan*
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# With it being in quicktime
I just watched m3tatweening backwards.

Blimey! it's even weirder that way. (maybe because it was twice the speed though with backwards music)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:30, archived)
# arses!
I can't watch it with the moosic till I get back to work tomorrow.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:32, archived)
# with the sound off
i could actually get away with showing it backwards. A lot of things, even the words, still make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I just watched it,
it's marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I
did a drugged cat pic aaaages ago , using Leah Betts (if that was her?) flat as the base pic.
I shopped out her corpse.

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Not leah betts
she lived with her parents and died afetr taking ecstacy...do youo mean the girl who died from an heroin overdose with the needle still in her hand? Rachel or rebecca something
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:36, archived)
# that's
the one.......she didn't look good
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:38, archived)
# new thinking from sony
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:26, archived)
# you've
just got to be careful not to spill your drink on it...
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# i hear the phrase
'new thinking'
and i instantly feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# robinsons
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i think i have
a fear of advertising.
My fears are odd.

I also have a fear of religious imagery.

Annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:32, archived)
# i know
i am blatenly jesus
my name is chris
when i died on the cross they put that at the end in memory therfore creating
christ
huzza!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# so
religious imagery in advertising would scare the bejesus out of you then
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i imagine it would rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Oooooooo!
tres Chic! does it come in "martini?"
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# now I want orange juice
mmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# simply
gorgeous
(hentai_for_kids, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:29, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] first kitten to climb everest

crawling on his stomach with a groucho marx mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# yes yes yes!
he's great!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# oooooh
you have the same birthday as me... i seen it in m3ss3ng3r n everything! :D
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:37, archived)
# yes
he should has been entered into the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:26, archived)
# ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i lost
my groucho marx mask.
Which is a shame, because it would fit my dog perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:27, archived)
# your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:36, archived)
# typical kittens
making things more arduous than need be...

woo =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hehehe
Like that
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:37, archived)
# While going upstream to spawn, Fluffy got caught...

yeah, it's real
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:22, archived)
# aw fluffy you idiot
eat him!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:24, archived)
# TJ!
does anyone have the link to the pi script which displays pi in numbers then lights up the numbers to form in vertically down the page?
I need it for maths
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# don't know if it shows this small
but I actually went to great lengths to find a wet cat =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hehe!
I hope you didn't search for wet pussy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:34, archived)
# *grin*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:14, archived)
# awwww

Soon after his birth, Furtive Jr was given up for adoption.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# aww
that's why we love penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha!
about time he gave something instead of taking all the time
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# i blame the parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# meet morgan kitty


he says mew.

i love morgan kitty, even tho he is a bit joey deacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)
# nice
colouring
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)
# half blue persian
but a tad too retarded to wash himself
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# he went over the lines a bit.
needs to sharpen his colouring pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# its only missing
the empty needle.
Woo for feline junkies!
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# I'm so glad
I wasn't the only one thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# its hard not to think that
when you live in a crackhouse like me.
Only joking! Crackhouses are for rich people. I just have an alley... and a computer.
(McDave, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:23, archived)
# aww!
that's contentment
joey deacon? is that some kind of slang?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# nggggh
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Aw!
He's lovely!
Who is this Joey Deacon, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Mew yay!
Tabby cats are so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:22, archived)
# :-)
you'll probably like tiggercat then :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:26, archived)
# you
can see the end of his squirrelly cock !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Forest & Fern
Dont you just love kitties..


Thats Fernie... but growed up now...

Sorry its too big.. no editing skills :-(

Tom...
(tomtom, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# hello morgan kitty
(can i just say, am loving "Kearu the frog" - FP weblog)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:22, archived)
# awwww...
he's cute! *pouts* i wanna kitty...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Meet my new friend.




Other friends:

Mr Elephant
Mr Duck
Mr Hamster
Mrs Batsgirl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I thought
I was your friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# you thought
correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i've got a new laptop
it's a colour 486. it runs windows 3.11
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# brand new?
oh oh i want one (oh wait no i don't)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# not for free.
it's for goign to the ccc camp :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# ccc camp?
mine was headed for the skip
check me blog for more info
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
#
www.ccc.de run a camp
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i read the first line of that post and thought
'hmm, he did strike me as a bit gay at times'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)
# you didn't see me in drag did you duckie?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I've got a Dell Xpi
with no CD drive, and no windows installed.

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# no windows?
how do you see out of it?

...sorry, that was quite terrible
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# *slap*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# ooh!
again!

...yeah ok and that was kinda predictable
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# that's surely gonna ruin your reputation
as a 1337 h4x0r
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# what reputation?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# didn't you
turn us all into John Malkovich a while back?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# *whistles guiltiy*
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# wow, nostalgia
I learnt to use computers on a desk top 486, and Windows 3.11.....
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i'm getting rid of windows 3.1 soon.
i like linux better
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# yay for linux
kissy kissy kissy Linux
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i'm the local linux zealot.
i helped munkton and dogsbollocks today :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)
# blimey
my new PC is gonna be seXXXed up on Linux methinks, or maybe a dual boot, in case I`m feeling a bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:22, archived)
# you mean
its going to be based on false information?
/coat
I yearn for linux, but I have a family that can just about use word
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:30, archived)
# NOOOOO
put OS/2 on!
that rules the world, (well one PC in the office at work)
we found it when going through some old boxes so we installed it
Its brill fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)
# ah
those were the days

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I have two in the cupboard
downstairs, getting very dusty*
* Just realised you said laptops - I have desktops
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# hm
ok then :P
(chr!s, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Well, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yarr
and one day you may get the hang of colouring inside the lines, me laddie. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# it would look a bit silly like that.
because i do the colouring first.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# oh look im on there
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# oooh! Very nice
My bedroom is painted those colours :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Jiggly
yet strangely woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# hellooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# why is your hamster so sad?
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# bowel problems
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# oh yeah!
forgot about that.

he's running from the runs
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ooooooooo!
ish pretty!!! what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# go on, have a bite

(ta for the pic, mister coprolite)
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# noooo
it's looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# at least it's not winking at you :/
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Eep!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# this is about the 9th owlapple
but it is a good likeness
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# it is?
oops. guess they just say 'apples'
(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# woosh
(sndmn, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# "Thomas is wearing this year's hot new fashion line,


the Humphrey and Duncan t-shirt. With this unique t-shirt, he'll be recognised at the b3ta London bash. And he'll look a right prat."
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# you DID!
you DID staple them onto a t-shirt!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# actually, i'm wearing a b3tan tshirt at the mo,
weebl's dancing sponglovekittens
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# its so hot in here
i took off my t shirt
*i am so hot, i took off my t shirt*


but that is as far as it goes ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# *waves cutlass*
YARR - strip for us or we'll gut ye like a fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# NO
maybe for small fee*


mayormaynotbe100%fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# gut
him anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yarr
Why not indeed!

*commences gutting*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# you might find
gold in his belly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# or Bold
in his jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I could do with some of that.
Speaking of bellies, however, it's time I went and filled mine.

Avast, me hearties! See you all soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:18, archived)
# girl
hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yes?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I WANT!!
Name your price!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# fred
?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Um, I'm not sure,
I hadn't really thought about stuff like that. Do you think they'd sell?

I could take orders at the bash, I suppose, plus over PayPal... hmm. It's possible, I guess, if a little labour intensive.

Seriously, though - would people pay for this? And how much?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# have a look at cafepress
and probably about a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Not Cafepiss
(see reasons below ↓) but a tenner. Hm, okay. Figure the price of t-shirts, the time putting them together, a cut to b3ta... I'll look into it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# cut to b3ta!
what do you think that icon's for?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I think b3ta would have to get something;
it's why these little fluffy things are so popular after all!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# yeah
I'd probably go a tenner, although as yet I don't have any paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I'd buy one
but Humphrey and Duncan may need to be rearranged on the front of the shirt as not to end up on the front of me norks.

but yeah, i'd buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# ooh, good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:19, archived)
# They're actually higher than it appears.
On me (and I'm about 5′10″) they're a little bit above my... er... morks. Whatever you call them. Nipples. Whatever.

On a woman... they'd be way above the nipular area.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Oh okay
in that case, sign me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:28, archived)
# great beard
on the guy modelling the second t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I
knew someone was going to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# arf
very arf in fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# yarr
that be a fine piece of apparel. I pirately approve of the careful placing of both H&D to conceal any peanut smuggling activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# you should sell knickers with the hedgehogs
on
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# That's a wonderful, wonderful idea
but the question is, how do I go about acquiring knickers without looking like a right pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# cafeshop?
or are they too expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yarr
You could always do it through CafePress? YArr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Not a chance.
Hideous overcharging, a tiny slice of the profit, and oh - cheques made in US funds on a US bank, so they cost me £10 to cash them.

No thanks...!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# pirate mindpiss
erm yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# other than using cafepress
just make 1 pair and model them until someone from the fashion industry stops you in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you say to girls
"send me your knickers and I will send them back avec plus de Humphrey and Duncan"

then when you are old you can fondly remember when hordes of girls used to send you their underwear...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Uh, yes.
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# here.
www.secretknickersrus.com
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)
# or
hedgehogs with knickers on?
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# free genital piercings
thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# you sir
have a deal!.. i'll take 2!
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# humphrey and dunacan nipples?
!

I can't go to b3ta bash.


You will all never meet me.

Until...

Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Gah!
And what's your excuse this time young man?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# it's in fucking london
innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# so it is!
you'd be suprised what you can achieve when you really put your mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:15, archived)
# having said that
I'm coming to Cardiff for Man City vs TNS, we should go for beers.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i thought for a moment
that you said you were coming for a game involving Cardiff City.
In which case you would be a braver man than anyone I care to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:21, archived)
# I went to Cardiff
when City played them in the 2nd division, about 5 years ago now. 'tws a bit rum, but ace nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:23, archived)
# brave.
but the fans are more violent these days.

I avoid the city centre on match days if possible.
Burberry wearing bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:24, archived)
# I was first!
*raises claws*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# wrooowll!
*realises she's gonna lose and backs down*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# I would
flies are bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:16, archived)
# *hug*
hang on... I'm not a fly... EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:17, archived)
# on the second pic
it looks like you've got a very crazy beard !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# tis nice
tis very very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
i'm thinking of tying giant bee to my head for the bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Now that
I'd like to see!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# slightly out of
Fear of Nicking of Bee though :/
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Evening
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Hello!
What a smart lil roo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Good Evening, and a mighty Woo! to you.
You coming on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# one word
crikey..
(chr!s, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# oh behave.....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# not sure
I think I'm going to a barbecue thing for a birthday. If I'm not then I should be there.

Am I right in thinking you're offering floor?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Yes
Slim hasn't mentioned anything about it since he's been back, so I think I have room for a little one.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# I'll bugger off fairly early
cos I've got to be at the rugby for 1ish.

Otherwise I'll do what I did last time and ignore the last train and end up doing big bambi eyes at people.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I can't make it
but I can send a cardboard cutout, if that would help
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# yarr
he looks a clever one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hehe !
that's just champion !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# evening
i love to roo at the back! that's fab

mmmm pizza's here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# oooh !
very nice !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yay!
sophisticated!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Bugger - i missed my 1000th post

never mind the quantity - feel the quality lack of time
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# yarrr
Congratulations, me hearty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha!
and woo!

quality rather than quantity.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you
beardo
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# where will you travel?
anywhere interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# to London
to visit the Queen for the B3tabash, and to see Dog :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Gary
Oldman?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# I missed my 5000th
never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# look at you bounce!
Congratumerlations!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# congratulationess
:D
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Bloody Royal Mail
Woooo to getting to 1000 though
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yay
do you still want to be known as beardo after you shave?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# High noon........



.......and you could cut the tension with a knife...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Remember the series of Squirrels of the Wild West
That Simon Wicks did?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# may
be before my time that one
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# my mistake Simon did the harmonica singing squirrels
christophaloph.netfirms.com/ is the wild west squirrel person
From over a year ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# I'm still working on my Squirrels of War project
War WAR what is it good for? Absolutely nutting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# yarr
I'll gut the scurvy knave wi' me nail file, yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# hehe
needs a tumbleweed!
(chr!s, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# the board has suddenly gone amazing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# hasn't it just?
Woo everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Is it my imagination....
...or does it look like that sqirrel has a massive scrotum?

He he he... in any case, it's very woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# i
noticed that too, didnt want to call attention to it, thought it might just be me
(chr!s, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Not just your imagination
Mine too.

Very woo, yay and houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# he
does , and the source pic was fucking massive , you can see the end of his squirrelly cock !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# thanks
for that..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# He he he...
...."you can see the end of his squirrely cock" is a phrase that should be used much more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I second that
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
#
www.sxc.hu/pix/l/q/34712_2688.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I was
going to say the same thing. that there are sum hoooge bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Nope
I saw that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I think he might be about to meet Clive Bond...



Not sure who'll win though!! Woo yay to another cracking Tedmus pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# hahahah
that is fucking tops.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# have you sent that
to gibbon and kitten? (yarr)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Yarrrr!
I m3ss3nged it to Kitten earlier, although I think it's gibbon's birthday today so she's probably got more important things today :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# yarrr
oh, jolly good then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# hee hee
that would be good even if it didn't animate!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ha ah ha !
He thinks he looks mean, but he don't even have a cowboy hat !

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!
I see he has a concealed weapon as a backup
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I bought this album today...


...it's great - I've listened to it right the way through three times now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# hehe
rofl thats great
(chr!s, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# round these parts
when folks say "rofl" we push 'em off their chairs and watch 'em roll, like grease-rubbed piggies wi' their trotters tied.

YARR.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# ho ho ho
Very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# and
a bottle of rum
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ooh
where can I buy it?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ARR
here
(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
great big woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hehe
it's funny, because it's true.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# So cruel!
Those kids really /were/ fast as fucking lightning, though.
(mr chimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# hehehe =)
nice =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# fant
    arse
  tic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
That is just

(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
expert timing (although not animated but you know what i mean)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# very swish
that... very swish!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I was looking at this
and thought "so what, it's just an apple".

Touché Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Fab
nice
great
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# wow
nice
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# lovely!
Why do apples always make such good source material?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# groan
arf...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# And also...
...a tasty, yet healthy snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# woo !
now that's smart !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# superb
i added the b myself
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# oooh
that's splendid
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:04, archived)
# that took me ages to get
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# very good idea
and very well executed !

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Apparently, this has been going on for quite some time...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# so was that puppy earlier
(into polar animals that is)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# true =)
hadn't even thought of that pun myself...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# that's what they pay me for :)


.. what do you mean I'm fired???
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# haha !
that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# ha ha!
no.1 in a series?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# it might very well be =)
and there might even be some prequels in there as well ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# that's real - 100% of FACT
woos and yays are in order
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# terrorific
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# haha
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# The daughter of my cousin is ill
she has a fever of 103 so I made this for her

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# hope she gets better =(
There's nothing more depressing than sick children...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# She's still quite
chirpy though...she'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# she should be chirpy,
sitting in a huge poppy like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ooooh
Thumbelina! Tell her to keep away from Moles, however nice their waistcoats are.

And I hope she gets well soon.

[edit]Yarrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# after a hard day, Mavis liked to relax
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Mmmm
Icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# really must learn
to do shadows,
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# heh
nice =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# that's no DVD
am I right?
/unsure
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# 100% unsure ?
very nice pic pecker.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 19:12, archived)
# that's no record...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# thats
one old speaker player
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)

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